March 2014 Archives
- March 31, 2014
Toronto politics: Like Texas politics without the hyper-Christian self-righteousness - March 31, 2014
Corporations are people: Ill-informed, hyper-religious, intolerant, self-righteous people - March 31, 2014
Vote Darth Alexeyevich Vader: Because Ukraine needs a man with a plan - March 31, 2014
Another professional liar infected with terminal Obama Derangement Syndrome - March 31, 2014
Do you know what God REALLY hates? Independent, critical thinking. - March 31, 2014
Cafeteria Christianity: For those who need a faith that supports their fears and prejudices - March 30, 2014
Why sweat when you get the t-shirt either way? - March 30, 2014
Hatred never dies. It never takes a holiday. It merely waits for the next torch-bearer to appear. - March 30, 2014
Compassion: Not just for losers and Liberals anymore - March 30, 2014
Creationism will get equal time when they give evolution equal time in church on Sunday mornings - March 30, 2014
Here's an idea: How 'bout trying to understand something prior to rejecting it? - March 29, 2014
Today on "Great Vintage Facepalm Moments" - March 29, 2014
Realizing a dream late is better than not at all - March 29, 2014
A graphic illustration of "Fair and Balanced" - March 29, 2014
When you believe women are property, this is about what you can expect - March 29, 2014
You can safely assume you have Obama Derangement Syndrome when.... - March 28, 2014
What the end of the world will probably look like - March 28, 2014
When nothing else works, take a page out of Lysistrata - March 28, 2014
This could be called "more feminazi man-bashing"...if it wasn't spot on - March 28, 2014
Who Would Jesus Hate? It appears there are plenty of folks with ready answers. - March 28, 2014
An immigration policy Southern Republicans can get behind - March 27, 2014
Wait...wait...don't tell me.... - March 27, 2014
Marketing 101: Bullhorns and proselytizing rarely work well together - March 27, 2014
Antonin Scalia: Being a troglodyte is no impediment to sitting on the Supreme Court - March 27, 2014
Respecting the Presidency: Necessary only if the President is a White Conservative with an American-sounding name - March 27, 2014
I may not miss Texas, but that doesn't mean I don't have occasion to grieve for it - March 26, 2014
More writer's humor: Why commas matter - March 26, 2014
Does the separation of Church and State matter anymore? Or have they become virtually indistinguishable. - March 26, 2014
Why pizza is better than a relationship - March 26, 2014
More evidence that "Christian" and "Catholic" may well be oxymorons - March 26, 2014
"Republican Hipster": As oxymoronic as "slightly pregnant" - March 25, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Unfortunate Ad Placement" - March 25, 2014
Karma: When you deservedly become a pariah in your own backyard - March 25, 2014
Sure, men may be pigs...but how do you explain the women?? - March 25, 2014
A lesson for Nate Silver: Laziness benefits no one - March 25, 2014
Small government is all well and good...except when you need government to enforce your agenda - March 24, 2014
Freedumb at it's finest: The March Meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis - March 24, 2014
How's that "Small Government Conservative" thing working for you? - March 24, 2014
Texas: Where men are men, women are property, and Republicans are nuts - March 24, 2014
You'd think God would make better choices when it comes to spokespeople - March 24, 2014
Karma can sometimes be a beautiful thing - March 23, 2014
The reason why Cinderella wears a glass slipper - March 23, 2014
A little writer's humor - March 23, 2014
For whosoever shall believe may consider themselves morally superior beings - March 23, 2014
Why the world will be a better place without Fred Phelps in it - March 23, 2014
Kudos to those brave, principled Christians protecting America from the threat of...gay graham crackers - March 23, 2014
A picture that really IS worth a thousand words - March 22, 2014
If Rick Perry ever starts making sense to you...run for the hills - March 22, 2014
Science is the search for truth...and the truth threatens those who fear it - March 22, 2014
Attention Texas Democrats: Your opportunity to rescue Texas from loony God-squadders begins today - March 22, 2014
Perhaps Austin could learn a thing or two from Portland? - March 22, 2014
Karma's revenge: A failed experiment in trolling an entire country - March 21, 2014
Class...nothing but pure class - March 21, 2014
Today's VERY bad idea: There's no party like a Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei - March 21, 2014
It looks like my Nigerian relatives are about to make me very wealthy - March 21, 2014
Today's WWJD Public Service: So you want to be a Hooters Girl? - March 20, 2014
My new motto - March 20, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Drunk and disorderly? On St. Patrick's Day?? - March 20, 2014
And you wonder why I fear for the future of our Republic? Our new idiocracy is nigh. - March 20, 2014
Guns and Texas: Where the stupid and the tragic are never far apart - March 20, 2014
Greetings from Texas: Where men are men and women are property - March 19, 2014
If it's Lubbock, this guy's on the Highway to Hell - March 19, 2014
Misogynists, bigots, and troglodytes, oh my!! - March 19, 2014
Is we learning? Evidently not. - March 19, 2014
Breaking: Kansas to bill families for bullets used to execute their loved ones - March 19, 2014
Texas Republicans: Misogynistic, sexist...and evidently built to stay that way - March 18, 2014
They're the same folks who insist marijuana will turn us into mindless lustbots - March 18, 2014
The politics of the Radical Christian Right have nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ - March 18, 2014
The best argument for corruption and coddling the 1% you'll hear all day - March 18, 2014
One man's blasphemy is another's stab at common sense and reason - March 18, 2014
A quick and simple way to make the world a better place - March 17, 2014
Irish coffee: For the get up and go to get up and go - March 17, 2014
The NFL and concussions: How long will young men be chewed up and spit out for our entertainment? - March 17, 2014
When recycling isn't the best thing for the environment...the political environment - March 17, 2014
"Taking out" your adversaries: It's What Jesus Would Do...right?? - March 17, 2014
It's not a St. Patrick's Day party until the cat knocks a drink over - March 16, 2014
This will making getting prostate exams SO much more enjoyable - March 16, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: 'Cuz my God can do ANYTHING - March 16, 2014
Secular Humanism: Not evil godlessness, just another way of looking at the world - March 16, 2014
'Merica!! Because freedom means hating and discriminating against whoever you choose. - March 16, 2014
It's time to treat each other with respect and take responsibility for our own actions - March 15, 2014
There's not enough butter and jam in this world to make this tasty - March 15, 2014
"Fair and balanced": 'tain't what it used to be - March 15, 2014
Sometimes, words can be SO inadequate to the task - March 15, 2014
Thanks to the Protecting the Ugly Texas Stereotype League for answering the call of duty - March 15, 2014
Last words, cockpit voice recordings - March 14, 2014
Happy Pi Day!! - March 14, 2014
Refusing to vaccinate: Child abuse by omission - March 14, 2014
The home of Lorena Bobbitt?? - March 14, 2014
When you have no argument, comparing your adversaries to Hitler is always a classy move - March 14, 2014
This is why I was a History major - March 13, 2014
If God had meant you to have aspirations, you'd have been born male - March 13, 2014
Science is the search for truth...and that always threatens some people - March 13, 2014
Sometimes the best revenge...looks a lot like this - March 13, 2014
Why work to solve poverty when you can blame the poor for their plight? - March 13, 2014
How can we expect children to learn lessons some adults never do? - March 12, 2014
Today's WWJD Public Service: "You people will never know the comfort of parachute pants...." - March 12, 2014
Sometimes memorializing a horrific tragedy justifies the existence and purpose of art - March 12, 2014
You'd have better luck chasing butterflies - March 12, 2014
Pure class: If there wasn't a Black man in the White House, there wouldn't be a problem...amiright? - March 12, 2014
So, it's really just about keeping the poor desperate and dependent? - March 11, 2014
Peter Lanza: How does a father reconcile his baby boy with the killer he became? - March 11, 2014
I was never in marching band. Is this what I have to look forward to?? - March 11, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Blame it on the alcohol - March 11, 2014
Today's WWJD Public Service: Should you go to the gym...or roll over and go back to sleep? - March 10, 2014
I think he's asking for the curveball - March 10, 2014
Hypocrisy in the service of patriotism is still hypocrisy - March 10, 2014
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept": Irony and public edumication - March 10, 2014
Non-violent resistance at its most fabulous - March 10, 2014
If they want the Keystone XL pipeline so badly, this seems a fair resolution - March 9, 2014
Today' "WTF???" moment - March 9, 2014
Lies and propaganda circumnavigate the globe before the truth drags itself out of bed - March 9, 2014
The Catholic Church: Always taking care of what's REALLY important - March 9, 2014
When you're ignorant enough to think you're smart, Caribou Barbie is what you get - March 9, 2014
A good reason to legalize marijuana: Have you ever seen stoners riot? - March 8, 2014
A little musical humor - March 8, 2014
"Live and let live": More than just a good idea - March 8, 2014
If it weren't for double standards, we'd have no standards at all - March 8, 2014
Well, that's one way to cut your grocery bill - March 8, 2014
This works best if you're in Floriduh - March 7, 2014
CPAC 2014: Be afraid, for these are the people who believe it's their birthright to rule 'Murrica - March 7, 2014
Michael Vick: Can a crime be so heinous it doesn't warrant a chance at redemption? - March 7, 2014
What sort of barbaric society would tie health care to wealth? Our barbaric society. - March 7, 2014
Sometimes doing the right thing is as simple as...doing the right thing - March 7, 2014
Oh, look...CPAC's back in town! - March 6, 2014
Nonviolence: It's not just for ascetics in flowing robes and sandals - March 6, 2014
Why feminism is still relevant - March 6, 2014
The New York Islanders: Get a roll of stamps and mail it in...after you trade away your talent - March 6, 2014
This is what you get when you cede control of your individuality over to those with an agenda - March 6, 2014
Today on "People Unclear on the Concept" - March 5, 2014
Another WWJD Public Service/Time Suck - March 5, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: The "What Caliber Would Jesus Carry?" edition - March 5, 2014
What was the question again?? - March 5, 2014
Ride the crazy train from Michael Sam to Benghazi in 4...3...2.... - March 5, 2014
Would that the previous Administration had followed this philosophy - March 4, 2014
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead paws - March 4, 2014
The definition of "Conservative" shouldn't have to include "hatred" - March 4, 2014
We're Americans; we (don't) take care of our own (that would be socialism, don'tchaknow?) - March 4, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: You won't like Chicken Little when he's angry - March 4, 2014
Happiness is overrated - March 3, 2014
Yes, the Pope is Catholic and bears do...well, you know.... - March 3, 2014
Karma is a dish best served cold, with Schadenfreude for dessert - March 3, 2014
See Ted walk. See Ted run. See Ted tell a joke (sort of). - March 3, 2014
A tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...except the death of Ukraine - March 3, 2014
Mt. Hood at sunrise - March 2, 2014
Doing my part to create a better tomorrow - March 2, 2014
Where art thou, Walter Cronkite?? Our idiocracy needs you. - March 2, 2014
Same-sex marriage in Texas: A long time coming, don'tchathink? - March 2, 2014
To protect and serve...or not so much - March 2, 2014
If churches really are about helping the poor and the needy.... - March 1, 2014
Soviet science's gift to humanity - March 1, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: The Animal Farm edition - March 1, 2014
Today's WWJD Public Service...and a lesson I could stand to learn - March 1, 2014
It's a wonder cirrhosis of the liver isn't diagnosed more often in Portland - March 1, 2014
U2 on top of Rockefeller Center: Does it get any cooler than this?