You like corn dogs, right? How can you not. Well, the Diamondbacks took corn dogs to a new level with their latest creation, which is called the “D-Bat Dog.” What is it? It’s an 18-inch corn dog stuffed with bacon and what I assume is gooey cheese, all for the low price of $25[.] That $25 includes fries, just in case you were wondering. The only thing I can take from his monstrosity is that the D-Backs hate their fans and want fewer of them. One or two of those things will kill ya.
It’s baseball season, which means summer, sun, and yet another opportunity to indulge in high-calorie, high-fat, high-sodium…well, high-EVERYTHING foods and wash it all down with $10 watery beers.
God, I LOVE America….
There’s something about baseball, whether major or minor leagues; they seem determined to use grossly unhealthy food as a means to put butts in the seats…assuming those butts can still fit in the seats. The Diamondbacks’ culinary Russian Roulette is actually fairly tame compared to some of the artery-clogging gut bombs available at ballparks around the country. Still, if you’d buy an 18” corn dog stuff with bacon and cheese, you deserve whatever consequences may follow. Good luck with that, eh?
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
