May 19, 2014 7:14 AM

This Week in Crazy: God, Gays, and Guns

Fired HGTV Hosts: Losing Our TV Show Is Part Of Satan’s Gay ‘Demonic Agenda’: Isn’t it interesting that the “personal responsibility” crowd so often attempts to place blame everywhere except where it truly belongs? Jason and David Bentham, instead of accepting that their television was cancelled because of their repellent views on homosexuality, are claiming they got the boot because they’re victims of a “demonic agenda.” Like most any other professional haters, they excel at defining themselves as Guardians of All That’s Righteous and Holy and those who disagree as satanic forces advancing an agenda of evil and immorality centered around persecuting good, God-fearing Christians.

Karma is a real bitch, knowhutimean?

Allen West And Ben Carson Both Seem To Think God Wants Them To Run For President: If this is true, then God has a wicked fierce sense of humor. To think that the Almighty would seriously call two unbalanced wingnuts like West and Carson to run for the highest office in the land is pure comedic gold. Given that neither of them has had a rational, nonpartisan thought since the Reagan Administration, that they could seriously think God is calling them to run for President defies rational understanding. It’s either symbolic of their epic, world-class arrogance…or they really do take themselves Just. That. Seriously.

Whatever the case, this should serve as proof of just how ideologically and morally bereft the Tea Party truly is. These people are nuts.

Sandy Hook truther steals memorial sign, tells victim’s mother her child never existed: I can think of nothing that speaks to the abject, self-absorbed, self-righteous evil of Gun Nuts more than this incident. If you cling so tightly to your guns that you’d tell the mother of a murdered child that her daughter never existed and that she’s part of a government plot to take guns from good, God-fearing, patriotic Americans (like yourself, naturally), there’s only one way to describe you. You’re an irredeemably sick bastard, a blight upon humanity who’d make the world a better place by swallowing a load of self-inflicted buckshot. Willingly and openly pouring salt in the wound of a parent who lost a child to a horrific act of mass murder is about as depraved as it gets.

I tell you what: How ‘bout I buy the buckshot…and the shotgun?

Kansas Republican suggests replacing Common Core with Rush Limbaugh’s ‘historical fanfiction’: What else is there to say but “Welcome to Our New Idiocracy!!” Where else can an obnoxious, self-serving Right-wing ideologue rig a vote in his favor…for a children’s book award in which the voting is supposed to be done by children?

The Worst Argument Ever Made Against Gay Marriage: It’s so unbelievably, undeniably vacant that there’s no way to sugarcoat it: “Gay people should not be able to get married because Pocahontas married John Rolfe.” Yes, this argument was put forward with all seriousness in Virginia, and that sentence is the most coherent portion of a predictably incoherent line of reasoning.

Because freedumb ain’t free, knowhutimean??

AZ GOP congressional candidate: Democrats behind ‘99 percent’ of mass shootings: When you’re so intellectually and morally deficient it hurts, you must be Gary Kiehne, today’s nominee for “Worst Person in the World.” If a Democrat had said the same thing, blaming Republicans for 99% of mass shootings, the weeping and gnashing of teeth would be heard from sea to shining sea. You’d be peeling Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham off the wall. A Republican says something obnoxious, offensive, and inflammatory, and…crickets.

Move along, people…no double standard at work here….

Police faced possible ‘bloodbath’ at Bundy protest: So the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis has their annual convention at a ranch in Nevada, and people have their panties in a wad because they’re walking around all armed and dangerous-like? This is what happens when too much testosterone mixes with too few brain cells.

Hey, Patriots just wanna have fun, right??

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