June 2014 Archives
- June 30, 2014
My new address - June 30, 2014
San Francisco: Dedicated to wealth and the pursuit of it...with no effort made to hide the truth - June 30, 2014
Because your boss should supervise your work...not your uterus - June 30, 2014
Every now and again we're reminded that life is far more important than sports - June 30, 2014
When news is no longer about news, we've achieved idiocracy - June 29, 2014
...and we're back! - June 29, 2014
Right-wing Christians: Keeping it KKKlassy - June 29, 2014
It's all about location, location, location.... - June 29, 2014
Because "small government" means "government small enough to fit into our bedrooms" - June 29, 2014
Voting for Conservatives: There's nothing like willingly participating in your own subjugation - June 26, 2014
George W. Bush: A painting based on what he thinks Iraq is like today - June 26, 2014
Apologies are great, but it's time to hold the architects of the Iraq War accountable - June 26, 2014
Yeah...about that vacation on Bikini Atoll you were so looking forward to.... - June 26, 2014
In which America tells Dick Cheney to STFU - June 26, 2014
Republican Revisionist History 101: How to claim the moral high ground and blame the black guy - June 25, 2014
Waiting...and waiting...and waiting.... - June 25, 2014
Stupid never takes a vacation - June 25, 2014
From the Total Lack of Self-Awareness Department: Rafael Cruz talking about the "village idiot" - June 25, 2014
Today's nominee for Tweet of the Year - June 24, 2014
And you don't have to endure 90 minutes of drama and faked injuries to enjoy it - June 24, 2014
All work and no play really does make Jack a dull boy - June 24, 2014
Meanwhile, in north Portland - June 24, 2014
Christian tolerance and charity: Only for losers and Liberals who hate the baby Jesus - June 24, 2014
Message discipline: YER DOON IT RONG!!! - June 23, 2014
Today on "People Unclear on the Concept".... - June 23, 2014
Lies, damned lies, and Republican efforts to pin the Iraq war on Barack Obama - June 23, 2014
The signing of the Declaration of Independence, according to the Republican Party of Texas - June 23, 2014
Because equal rights for gays is EXACTLY like the Holocaust - June 23, 2014
Wow...you mean women can enjoy sex too?? - June 22, 2014
Throw in Kate Upton and you have a deal - June 22, 2014
On my love for soccer: The longest relationship I've had - June 22, 2014
Dear gun nuts: Your right to your guns does not supersede my right to live - June 22, 2014
Jay Carney is my new hero - June 22, 2014
Move along, sheeple; no Republican hypocrisy here - June 21, 2014
This is why we look forward to summer in Portland - June 21, 2014
A very good reason why sports and politics shouldn't mix - June 21, 2014
Mt. Fuji from the International Space Station - June 21, 2014
Michele Bachmann: Has there ever been a bigger embarrassment in Congress? - June 21, 2014
Your tax dollars at work...or not so much - June 20, 2014
A night out in Portland: There goes the neighborhood - June 20, 2014
Live from the Arrogance Ballroom: George Will tooting his own horn - June 20, 2014
So much for American Exceptionalism, eh? - June 20, 2014
It's tough to go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Sheeple - June 20, 2014
Is there a bigger fraud perpetrated upon Americans than how gun nuts interpret the 2nd Amendment? - June 19, 2014
Today's WWJD Public Service: The importance of a well-lubricated diet - June 19, 2014
Today's Conservatives: Pioneers of our new idiocracy - June 19, 2014
When in doubt, blame it on Barack Obama buying all the ammo and taking away our guns - June 19, 2014
Yep, there's nothing quite like ignoring that unfettered access to guns might just be a problem - June 19, 2014
Fox News Channel's impact on American political culture in one handy graphic - June 18, 2014
The best argument for same-sex marriage you'll see today - June 18, 2014
This is what happens when you hate The Black Guy in the White House (and Americans) Just. That. Much. - June 18, 2014
Republican hypocrisy: So pervasive, it almost goes unnoticed - June 18, 2014
Revenge is a dish best served with humor - June 18, 2014
Modern Conservatism summed up in one not-quite-verbatim quote - June 17, 2014
They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same. - June 17, 2014
Gun violence: As American as Mom, apple pie, and baseball - June 17, 2014
Sean Hannity: Exactly where he belongs - June 17, 2014
We're from the government, and we're here to...oh, never mind; we're too late, aren't we? - June 17, 2014
And you wonder why I fear for America's future - June 16, 2014
What a friend we have in Cheesus - June 16, 2014
One man's "fair and competitive wage" is another's choosing to pay the rent or feed his family - June 16, 2014
Why take responsibility for a problem George W. Bush created when you can pin the war in Iraq on Barack Obama? - June 16, 2014
David Brat: The intersection of ignorance, hyper-religiosity, and Right-wing dogma - June 16, 2014
And people wonder why I'm a Mac person.... - June 15, 2014
Happy Father's Day from someone who chose to forego fatherhood - June 15, 2014
No, but is there wireless in Heaven? - June 15, 2014
(Almost) True fact: America was established to be the playground of Conservative White Christians - June 15, 2014
Just in case y'all weren't clear on the whole "don't kill" thing.... - June 15, 2014
Nothing like a little Christian [tough] love, eh?? - June 15, 2014
The American Taliban and "small government": an oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction - June 14, 2014
Wait...so Conan stole my porn name?? - June 14, 2014
Gun deaths: The cost of freedumb - June 14, 2014
Sometimes you just don't want to, knowhutimean? - June 14, 2014
The laziest thing ever done...by anyone...EVER - June 14, 2014
Let's hope the Tea Party never starts a medical school - June 13, 2014
The Timbers Army- A class act - June 13, 2014
Doctor, if I drink the water in Houston, will I catch The Gay?? - June 13, 2014
Today's surprise: Rick Perry announced as Grand Marshal of the Austin Gay Pride Day Parade - June 13, 2014
Why war is a good thing (unless you're in a combat zone) - June 13, 2014
Maureen Dowd: Working overtime to harsh our mellow - June 13, 2014
Is our children learning? Not so much. - June 12, 2014
Just another American exercising his Divinely-guaranteed 2nd Amendment rights - June 12, 2014
How could anyone interpret this peaceful message as inciting violence? - June 12, 2014
Becoming one with literature: A book bound in human skin - June 12, 2014
If you think God speaks to you...well, there's medication for that, knowhutimean?? - June 12, 2014
The lesson of Eric Cantor's defeat: even Hannibal Lecter might not be crazy enough for the Tea Party - June 11, 2014
Today's Schadenfreude moment: Eric Cantor takes it in the shorts - June 11, 2014
Another school shooting...but guns only make us safer, right?? - June 11, 2014
America: Where the right to mass murder is sacrosanct but sex is licentious and sinful - June 11, 2014
You can't keep 'em in poverty when they're getting $1000 tips - June 11, 2014
Stupid can circle the globe and be ready for another lap before intelligence gets out of bed - June 10, 2014
And you wonder why I fear for the future of our country.... - June 10, 2014
The 2014 Texas Republican Party platform: The WTF to end all WTFs - June 10, 2014
Today on "Government Employees Unclear on the Concept".... - June 10, 2014
Cesar Chavez, Liberal bias, and Obama is the Messiah...I LOVE edumication, don't you? - June 10, 2014
They're Rangers fans, not business moguls - June 9, 2014
The latest objet d'art I want to see in my backyard - June 9, 2014
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, an American POW is welcomed home with open arms - June 9, 2014
Why we still need the Voting Rights Act - June 9, 2014
Heroism is just doing the right thing at a time when it's desperately needed - June 9, 2014
The only thing missing was the vomitorium - June 8, 2014
Who gets to tell this brainiac that Google was founded by two Jews? - June 8, 2014
Christian invokes Godwin's Law...furious backpedaling ensues in 4...3...2.... - June 8, 2014
Senior pranks: Were we ever this clever/inappropriate? - June 8, 2014
Why logic is to faith what matter is to antimatter - June 8, 2014
Something about wearing your ignorance and homophobia on your sleeve.... - June 7, 2014
Hard to believe someone this creative is still single in Portland, eh? - June 7, 2014
Is Bowe Bergdahl a deserter...or did the U.S. Army desert him? - June 7, 2014
Memo to Republicans: Truth is not a fungible concept - June 7, 2014
If you're this frightened of catching "The Gay," you already have it - June 7, 2014
This has to be the worst thing EVER to happen to Portland - June 7, 2014
No. Just...no. - June 6, 2014
The invasion of Normandy: 70 years ago today - June 6, 2014
Nudity ain't always pretty...especially on a bike in Portland - June 6, 2014
It's a Jersey Shore thing; you probably wouldn't understand - June 6, 2014
Today' nominee for Worst Person in the World: Brian Kilmeade - June 6, 2014
Just another cheap attempt to embarrass and marginalize The Black Guy in the White House - June 5, 2014
Fox News Conservatism: The freedumb to say anything, no matter how mean or unsubstantiated - June 5, 2014
Conservatives: Too many rage-addicted, mean-spirited, anti-intellectual moral midgets in their midst - June 5, 2014
Today on "Derp Watch": The Stupidest Man on the Internet tries to have it both ways...and fails miserably - June 5, 2014
Once again, rage, hatred, and Right-wing disinformation carry the day - June 5, 2014
Let's hope there's no early withdrawal penalty - June 5, 2014
The WWJD Commenting Rules in graphic form - June 4, 2014
The next logical step in reality television - June 4, 2014
Scientific truth: Not an optional reality relative to your belief system - June 4, 2014
So you want to learn how to draw the President? Portland's own Matt Bors is here to help. - June 4, 2014
Just how low can the Far Right sink? Try debating whether Bowe Bergdahl deserved to be rescued. - June 4, 2014
Conservatives: American Soldiers should never be left behind...unless it benefits the GOP - June 3, 2014
Open Carry zealots: Dangerous, immature, self-righteous...and built to stay that way - June 3, 2014
Welcome to our New Oligarchy - June 3, 2014
As if Texas doesn't already have enough hypocritical, hyper-religious charlatans - June 3, 2014
If same-sex marriage is a threat to your marriage, run to a therapist...now, before it's too late - June 3, 2014
The latest communique from the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis - June 2, 2014
The next time you find yourself in Ukraine, avoid the pizza in Donetsk. You're welcome. - June 2, 2014
You have a right to be yourself...but there's no corresponding right to absolute acceptance - June 2, 2014
You've already been assimilated; you just don't know it - June 2, 2014
Who needz sience? Wee haz Jesus!! - June 2, 2014
When your constituents are the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis, you're in serious trouble - June 1, 2014
It's always sunny in Portland - June 1, 2014
Jesus called; He wants his religion back - June 1, 2014
Today's opportunity to demonstrate your bigotry and small-mindedness - June 1, 2014
If I deserve sex for doing the dishes, what do I get for mowing the lawn? - June 1, 2014
Love the poor? Serve the needy? Won't that just create dependence?