This week, onlookers snapped NSFW photos of this couple having sex next to an ATM in Oviedo, Spain, according to the Sun.
A large crowd gathered around and eventually, as Gawker explains, “the cops came before the couple did,” but the pair just got a warning, no jail time.
Sometimes, when you’re young and in love, you just can’t wait, right? How many of us have risked all manner of embarrassment (never mind being arrested on lewd behavior charges) to get down to business in a public place? I’m going to plead the Fifth on this one, because that’s on a “need to know” basis…and no one really needs to know that much about me, knowhutimean??
A few months ago, Erin and I were on a MAX train coming homing from an event in downtown Portland when we noticed the couple across from us. The woman’s faced was flushed, her eyes were beginning to roll back into her head…and her partner had his hands down her pants as he kept a running conversation with anyone in the vicinity. It was a bit weird, but no one was getting hurt- especially the woman, who appeared to be having a helluva memorable train ride- so no one seemed too concerned.
Sometimes lust love can’t wait.
(Pro tip: If you going to have sex in public, it’s never a good thing when the police come before you do.)
WARNING: NSFW PICTURE AFTER THE JUMP
