An Australian man whose wife left him for a close friend after two years of marriage is showing the world that she didn’t leave him because of his sense of humor.
When another friend noticed the cheating skank had left her “harlot-sized” wedding dress behind, he convinced the man to sell it online to help “recoup some of the losses.” The man took his advice and posted an ad entitled “Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity” on Gumtree, which is the Australian equivalent to Craigslist. The entire ad is a must-read and can be seen here, but these are just some of our favorite blurbs:
Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband’s closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!
A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God - Jesus Christ.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the “entitlement” to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be’s worldly possessions.
Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage - not looking for much. Make an offer.
Wow. This guy should be writing for Hallmark.
June 18, 2014 6:24 AM
