July 2014 Archives
- July 31, 2014
And you wonder why I don't drink wine? - July 31, 2014
4th Amendment rights? To protect, serve...and produce kiddie porn. - July 31, 2014
You're going to want to avoid the barbecue - July 31, 2014
The 2nd Amendment: Why ammosexual gun nuts are just plain wrong - July 31, 2014
Hate doesn't make you look like anything...except stupid - July 30, 2014
I can hardly wait until unicorn racing season comes around - July 30, 2014
So it turns out that Virginia really IS for lovers...of all flavors - July 30, 2014
I pray the tourists will go back home - July 30, 2014
Executing the mentally ill: What better way to show we're serious about law and order? - July 30, 2014
If you're a guy, no explanation is necessary - July 29, 2014
Wait until you see Howitzer Cat - July 29, 2014
Religion and hypocrisy need not be BFFs...but in red America, they too often are - July 29, 2014
Bacon really does make everything better - July 29, 2014
Rejected 2016 GOP campaign slogan: "Amerika über Alles" - July 29, 2014
Oreos: Always a great way to deal with the loss of a loved one - July 28, 2014
Something tells me there's going to be Hell to pay - July 28, 2014
If this is what Christianity is about, it only confirms my lack of belief in God - July 28, 2014
Stupid can circle the globe and be ready for another lap before smart gets out of bed - July 28, 2014
Bros before...uh, wait; what was that again? - July 28, 2014
Golden Gate Bridge shrouded in fog - July 26, 2014
How peanut butter is made - July 26, 2014
How can we be certain Barack Obama WASN'T responsible for shooting down MH17?? - July 26, 2014
Today in wholly inappropriate and offensive artwork: Ronald McHitler - July 26, 2014
Today's "DERP!!!" Award wiener comes to us from Seattle - July 26, 2014
Hey, it's not like we're talking about performance enhancing drugs or anything - July 25, 2014
Donetsk teenager brags on Instagram about scoring eyeliner from #FlightMH17 wreckage - July 25, 2014
There's leadership...and then there's whatever it is Rick Perry thinks he's doing - July 25, 2014
Honey, have you seen the hamster?? - July 25, 2014
Maybe this guy should buy a lottery ticket - July 25, 2014
Today's Conservative truth: What has been seen cannot be unseen - July 24, 2014
70 years later, George P. Marshall's team still appeals to the lowest common denominator - July 24, 2014
Today's dispatch from the anti-choice crowd: Ice cream kills babies - July 24, 2014
Golden Gate Bridge at sunset from Marin County - July 24, 2014
Because why do women exist if not for the edification of men? - July 24, 2014
We're Americans; we don't admit to double standards - July 23, 2014
The New York Post wins da Interwebs - July 23, 2014
When you hate The Black Guy in the White House Just. That. Much.... - July 23, 2014
Rick Perry: Protecting Texas from the grave threat posed by Evil Brown Children - July 23, 2014
Naked female rowers on a calendar? How will we teach children to be ashamed of their bodies? - July 23, 2014
The Bay Bridge from the Ferry Building in San Francisco - July 22, 2014
Today's weather will feature an unpleasant odor coming out of the south - July 22, 2014
Hobby Lobby (n.): Latin for "slippery slope"; also "chutzpah" and "hyper-religiosity" - July 22, 2014
So you see, son...that's how babies are made - July 22, 2014
It's OK to advocate for the execution of Barack Obama; it's not like he's White - July 22, 2014
It's time to hold Russia and Vladimir Putin accountable for the monster they've created - July 21, 2014
The seven-day forecast isn't looking good - July 21, 2014
Todd Akin isn't dead; he changed his name, moved to Oregon, and is running for Governor - July 21, 2014
Now I can relax and get on with my day - July 21, 2014
Bob Frey: Proof that Michele Bachmann isn't an outlier in Minnesota - July 21, 2014
Just when you might have begun to think that perhaps people really aren't that stupid.... - July 20, 2014
Evil walks among us...and it speaks Russian - July 20, 2014
A lesson numerous angry White Christians in Murrieta, CA, could stand to learn - July 20, 2014
If you've ever wondered just how small-minded some folks can be.... - July 20, 2014
Greetings from our new Dominionist Theocracy - July 19, 2014
Damn...someone's in my parking space again - July 19, 2014
When eating a candy bar becomes an issue of sexuality...you need to get out more - July 19, 2014
Gaza: You can't follow the carnage without a program - July 19, 2014
Who says America doesn't have a (well-compensated) royal family? - July 19, 2014
And people wonder why I don't do yoga.... - July 18, 2014
More writer's humor: Why grammar matters - July 18, 2014
He's a Black Democrat in the White House...of course he deserves to die - July 18, 2014
America would be a great place...if not for all them damned foreigners, amiright?? - July 18, 2014
If you live in a world where rape should be legal, you're a Republican - July 18, 2014
Unfortunately, our new idiocracy has become a self-fulfilling prophecy - July 17, 2014
Today's communique from the Department of Lack of Self-Awareness - July 17, 2014
Don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young? - July 17, 2014
Oscar Wilde for the Short Attention Span Generation - July 17, 2014
There's silly, there's ridiculous...and then there's our immigration enforcement policy - July 17, 2014
What...you think I'd go to a yoga class for any other reason?? - July 16, 2014
A birthday cake that probably wasn't sent from Houston - July 16, 2014
Having solved all other pressing problems, Republicans will now save us from low-flow toilets - July 16, 2014
An open carry demonstration I can get behind - July 16, 2014
Is a text message REALLY that important? - July 16, 2014
Dude!!! It's the awesomest LinkedIn profile....ever! - July 15, 2014
Don't be a Norman - July 15, 2014
When you're getting theological advice from Louie Gohmert, you're in deep doo-doo - July 15, 2014
A welcome display of honesty - July 15, 2014
Better to be thought a fool than to be Caribou Barbie and remove any lingering doubt - July 15, 2014
If I'd had children, this would probably have been my parenting style - July 14, 2014
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, only then will we know peace - July 14, 2014
Today's "WTF???" moment: The "Surely they can't be that stupid...can they?" edition - July 14, 2014
Yeah...Mondays suck - July 14, 2014
Today's nominee for headline of the Year: The "Yes, stupid DOES come in pink" edition - July 14, 2014
Greetings from America's (not exactly) intellectual mecca - July 13, 2014
When you need to train your children to feel shameful and repress their sexuality.... - July 13, 2014
Today's "WTF???" moment: "Killing for Jesus" - July 13, 2014
Something to make you ponder the pointlessness of it all - July 13, 2014
Racism, hyper-religiosity, and ignorance: The path to riches in America - July 13, 2014
Lebron James decides to "go home": Giving Cavaliers fans far more than they deserve - July 12, 2014
An open letter to the sports fans of Cleveland - July 12, 2014
When it's 4am and you're just that drunk - July 12, 2014
Can you prove Barack Obama WASN'T responsible for starting World War II? - July 12, 2014
Why I'd never let kids watch Sesame Street - July 11, 2014
In case of a clown attack, here's some sound advice - July 11, 2014
Inspiration can come from tough places: It ain't easy being an art school dropout - July 11, 2014
Because you never know when a myocardial infarction will seem like a good idea - July 11, 2014
Today's nominee for headline of the Year: The "Size really does matter" edition - July 11, 2014
When you love cats a little TOO much.... - July 10, 2014
Fun with baked goods...at Brazil's expense - July 10, 2014
Be afraid...and if you can't be afraid, I can make up something for you to fear - July 10, 2014
Walmart motivational posters aren't like other motivational posters, are they? - July 10, 2014
Today's nominee for headline of the Year: The "It takes big balls to play soccer" edition - July 10, 2014
How to tell you live in Oregon - July 10, 2014
This just in: Cats don't care about us - July 9, 2014
Market Street, San Francisco - July 9, 2014
Reefer Madness: coming soon for your women and children - July 9, 2014
The World Cup semifinals: Brazil buys a roll of stamps and mails it in - July 9, 2014
A lesson we could all stand to meditate on - July 9, 2014
Because Libruls ruin EVERYTHING, Part Deux - July 9, 2014
Yeah, she had me at "free fries" - July 8, 2014
If you're not going to be a fetus, you'd best be White, Conservative, and Republican - July 8, 2014
Inspiration can come from tough places: In which I wrote to survive - July 8, 2014
Deep thoughts: A surprisingly common pro-gun argument - July 8, 2014
Hypocrisy and hyper-religiosity: Only a problem for losers and Liberals - July 8, 2014
Nice...potential - July 8, 2014
Better to be thought a racist and a fool than to live in Norfolk, NE, and remove all doubt - July 7, 2014
This is why I love "Cards Against Humanity" - July 7, 2014
Louie Zamperini: For whom the "Greatest Generation" should have been named - July 7, 2014
So you're wondering how "religious freedom" works? - July 7, 2014
Because Libruls ruin EVERYTHING - July 7, 2014
Common sense (and gun sense) overcomes the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis - July 7, 2014
Coservatives LOVE them some fetus...children, not so much - July 3, 2014
The world according to The Duke - July 3, 2014
I believe that we will win...in four years - July 3, 2014
Hobby Lobby and the Law of Unintended Consequences - July 3, 2014
Of course women are property; how else would we be able to control them? - July 3, 2014
Our own "Greatest Generation": Women fighting to be treated as if they matter - July 2, 2014
Because it's Hump Day, here's proof that pugs can fly - July 2, 2014
San Francisco: The very best...and the very worst...humanity has to offer - July 2, 2014
You know you're badass when you light your cigarette with a flame thrower - July 2, 2014
In which Missouri becomes a free-fire zone and tourists get caught in the cross-fire - July 2, 2014
This is what it looks like when your fears are realized - July 1, 2014
Alcatraz Island (and a big ship) from Ghirardelli Square, San Francisco - July 1, 2014
Canada: America, only on the metric system and way less uptight - July 1, 2014
"This city has lost its soul" - July 1, 2014
Dana Loesch demonstrating why Gandhi feared Christians - July 1, 2014
Because, as any REAL American knows, God is a Conservative Republican - July 1, 2014
The 7 Types of Rape: Republican definitions for us ignorant Libruls