The idea of Good, God-fearing, White American Patriots believing themselves to be victims of prejudice and persecution is hardly newsworthy. Nor is their belief that it’s possible to be an oppressed majority. That said, the sincere, fervid belief that there’s a War on White Folks is nothing if not comedy gold.
If you consider not being able to enjoy ALL of the traditional trappings of White majority rule as an adverse consequence, then I suppose I can understand how you might see yourself as the victim of a nefarious plot (no doubt led by the Hater-in-Chief of White Folks, Barack Obama) to strip you of your historical primacy and reserved seat at the head of the table.
If you believe you sit at the top of the food chain because you were born White and Christian…well, good luck with that, because if not for self-delusion you’d probably have no delusion at all. You’re probably not going to want to hear this, but there’s no War on Whites any more than there’s a War on Christmas, a War on Christianity, or a war on anything else you hold dear. The truth is that not having first choice and/or being first in line for everything is not ipso facto proof that the very core of your being is under attack by the forces of political correctness.
Good luck with persecution complex, eh?
The Tea Party is held to such a high standard that they are expected to spell their signs correctly. #WarOnWhites pic.twitter.com/6OVxwCBJhw
— Presumptuous Insect (@PresumptuousBug) August 5, 2014
#AssholeOfTheDay Rep. Mo Brooks, for claiming there's a "War On Whites" http://t.co/qb3iRiVdy5
— Some Asshole (@assholeofday) August 5, 2014
Exclusive: Lee Atwater’s Infamous 1981 Interview on the Southern Strategy | The Nation http://t.co/oS4S0X0wTo #WarOnWhites
— RiskyLiberal (@RiskyLiberal) August 5, 2014
First they came for the white people, and I did not speak out, for no one is coming for the white people, you paranoid nitwits. #WarOnWhites
— Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich) August 5, 2014
After Buchanan, maybe @JoeNBC can have Mo Brooks on #morningjoe to discuss the #WarOnWhites, thus continuing his racists are fine week.
— randall moore (@moorejrandall) August 5, 2014
'First they came for the whites': GOP Congressman's 'War on Whites' comment inspires the greatest James Woods tweet of ALL TIME
— Literally Twitchy (@TwitchyDotDum) August 5, 2014
http://t.co/zxHuZ72J6j It seems Reagan was a real pioneer in understanding you can just spout bullshit without being held accountable.
— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) August 5, 2014
The 14th Amendment lets non-whites hog up all the good, white-people rights. #WarOnWhites
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 5, 2014
Michele Bachmann's plan to save America: a 100% tax on money immigrants send to their families http://t.co/nEriOOq721
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) August 5, 2014
FYI: If voting didn't matter, Republicans wouldn't mind if black people did it.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) August 5, 2014
#WarOnWhites Number of US prisoners has risen 500% since 1980. Young black men serve 20% longer sentences than others http://t.co/7GyZILQ5xb
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) August 5, 2014
Someone tried to claim that Jesus was not white and never spoke English! #WarOnWhites
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 5, 2014
Republican Run Red States Are The Poorest In The Nation #WarOnWhites #GOPeeFail
— ElmObamaCarez (@lordxmen2k) August 4, 2014
Before it was a joke, #WarOnWhites was a meme for racists http://t.co/ic58pM5sVO #p2 #tcot pic.twitter.com/Kh7ODRUl9v
— R.Saddler (@Politics_PR) August 5, 2014
Waited forever for this black caddy to take my golf bag, then he had the nerve to tell me he didn't work there and teed off #Waronwhites
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) August 5, 2014
A cop politely cautioned me for smoking pot. #WarOnWhites
— CJ Werleman (@cjwerleman) August 5, 2014
96% of Fortune 500 CEOs are white. America's top paid CEOs are all white and male. Stop the oppression! #WarOnWhites http://t.co/NfYaolJhxz
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) August 5, 2014
Only 92% of Fortune 500 CEOs are white men. It used to be 100%. #WarOnWhites pic.twitter.com/9yrzHLHx4J
— The Baxter Bean (@TheBaxterBean) August 5, 2014
Fox News Report: Obama is attacking white children! Impeach Now! #WarOnWhites pic.twitter.com/lKdMFXpR9g
— Benny (@BRios82) August 5, 2014
The villain on Scooby Doo & Friends is always white under the mask or costume. #WarOnWhites
— LaTone Heart (@LaToneHeart) August 5, 2014
"I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE I COULD JUST PICK UP THE PART" #WarOnWhites
— neil mccauley (@the_blueprint) August 5, 2014
I occasionally see people on my TV who aren't white. #WarOnWhites
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 5, 2014
Eighty percent of Congressional representatives are white and male. What r we gonna do about the 20 percent that's takin over! #WarOnWhites
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) August 5, 2014
In Texas, 12% are black. 42% of those on death row are black. Rick Perry says the justice system is color blind. Disagreeing = #WarOnWhites
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) August 5, 2014
There no such thing as a "Little White Dress," now is there? #WarOnWhites
— David Neeff (@DavidNeeff) August 5, 2014
North Dakota White Supremacist Learns His DNA Results Prove He Is 24% Black #WarOnWhites http://t.co/IRbdFi44E9 pic.twitter.com/cesIvYWacP
— The Baxter Bean (@TheBaxterBean) August 5, 2014
This #WarOnWhites is brought to you by the paranoid delusions of white folks and a generous grant from FauxNews.
— tim (@slowdumbshowman) August 5, 2014
I have run out of my chocolate-flavored coffee creamer. Dammit. #WarOnWhites
— Rooker (@JMRooker) August 5, 2014
Starbucks isn't launching Pumpkin Spice Lattes until September #WarOnWhites
— Mariah Minigan (@mariahminigan) August 5, 2014
So you think I'm waging a #WarOnWhites, Congressman? Actually, it's more of a battle against ignorance. I'm losing. http://t.co/JZGHLHfk3r?
— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) August 5, 2014
Waves too shallow to surf this morning and Starbucks out of cranberry quinoa scones. Do I blame Obama or the #WarOnWhites
— JustJanis (@jsavite) August 5, 2014
I've been fighting my own #WarOnWhites for years, every time I do the laundry.
— Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich) August 5, 2014
"#WarOnWhites is real!" said an older white male with full privileges who grew up in Alabama and is trying to stop immigration.
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) August 5, 2014
The Peppercorn Ranch Sun Chips bag is too loud :( #WarOnWhites
— Ernie B (@heyernold) August 5, 2014
I can't even find true white paint anymore. It's all "egg shell" and "cream." #WarOnWhites
— a. spaceman (@adamrensch) August 5, 2014
#WarOnWhites as long as it means an end to tapas bars this is cool with me.
— Buzzfeed Luke (@lukejcole) August 5, 2014
I knew the #WarOnWhites was escalating when a (mostly-white) fraternity at Duke couldnt even throw a "Indian Party" w/o school-wide outrage.
— Snarkenomics (@Southern_PUNdit) August 5, 2014
i am no longer the hero of every single movie, book and tv show. #WarOnWhites
— neil mccauley (@the_blueprint) August 5, 2014
President Obama mercilessly attacking white man at the beach! Oh wait that's his grandfather #WarOnWhites #UniteBlue pic.twitter.com/tcU6H4LNHJ
— ElmObamaCarez (@lordxmen2k) August 5, 2014
My wife discourages me from wearing white socks with dress shoes. #WarOnWhites
— esd2000 (@esd2000) August 5, 2014
#waronwhites Should be Moron Whites! You know, the only white people that actually suffer in our culture. #uniteblue Such a burden :(
— Herbert (@HHooversGhost) August 5, 2014
Rosa Parks refused to give me her seat. #WarOnWhites
— CJ Werleman (@cjwerleman) August 5, 2014
"Need anymore proof than this? He's taunting a white baby for god sakes!" #WarOnWhites pic.twitter.com/3o2koe5Es8 via @money_boo_boo
— Kathryn Brusco (@KathrynBruscoBk) August 5, 2014
