September 2014 Archives
- September 30, 2014
Dear NFL: I think I just solved your racism problem. You're welcome. - September 30, 2014
Sometimes a little kindness goes a very long ways - September 30, 2014
Climate of terror: We only fight enemies we can see - September 30, 2014
You mean women are more than sperm receptacles?? - September 30, 2014
Who Would Jesus Shoot? - September 29, 2014
What's (not) in my lunch bag today - September 29, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Stupid and ninjas don't mix well - September 29, 2014
Hillary will get my vote when.... - September 29, 2014
Republicans: Screwing the working class since...well, since forever - September 29, 2014
All we want to do is make the world a better place for American corporations - September 28, 2014
How do you shut up 102,000 screaming ninnies? Funny you should ask.... - September 28, 2014
As any patriot knows, Liberals deserve only our scorn and derision (and immaturity) - September 28, 2014
Texas Jesus: Protecting good, God-fearing straight White Folks since...well, forever - September 28, 2014
More reasons why atheists are horrible, nasty, icky people (or not) - September 28, 2014
Bigotry and homophobia in the name of Jesus Christ is not a 1st Amendment right - September 28, 2014
Send in the clowns: RIP, Jim Traficant - September 28, 2014
Jesus is coming...be sure to look busy - September 27, 2014
I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one - September 27, 2014
And a child shall lead them.... - September 27, 2014
More writer's humor: Why a good editor is important - September 27, 2014
I want my America back...the one where a Conservative White male is President - September 27, 2014
They can celebrate when The Black Man in the White House resigns - September 26, 2014
Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen - September 26, 2014
The Rose City: Our police deliver in 30 minutes or less - September 26, 2014
George W. Bush was "Presidential;" Barack Obama "hates America" - September 26, 2014
Who Would Jesus Hate? The Values Voters Summit is here to answer that question. - September 26, 2014
The worst scars are the ones you can't see - September 25, 2014
The latest addition to my wardrobe - September 25, 2014
You can't fix stupid...because stupid votes - September 25, 2014
You must have been livid when George W. Bush did it with a dog - September 25, 2014
Today's show is brought to you by "Masters of the Obvious," in theaters on Friday - September 25, 2014
The best comeback to a hyper-religious, self-righteous homophobe you'll see all day - September 24, 2014
As good a reason for a party as anything else - September 24, 2014
This month's meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis will come to order - September 24, 2014
When we do it, we're enforcing decency; when you do it, it's blasphemy - September 24, 2014
Today in "Great Moments in Stupid Sovereign Citizen Tricks" - September 24, 2014
Rick Perry: Classy to the end - September 23, 2014
A mistake any of us could make - September 23, 2014
There's mean, there's callous...and there's whatever it is the GOP is doing - September 23, 2014
Because, as Libertarians promised us, the free market will fix EVERYTHING - September 23, 2014
You can't fix stupid...even when it comes to global climate change deniers - September 23, 2014
It's a man's world...and the American Taliban is here to enforce that idea - September 22, 2014
Twitter: Where morons go to advertise their wares - September 22, 2014
Today in "Great Moments in Career Exploration": Sex columnist with a weed focus - September 22, 2014
This is why dogs make great pets - September 22, 2014
If we elect mediocrity and demagogues, we can't claim to be surprised with the results - September 22, 2014
Today's WWJD Public Service: How to get along with the ladies - September 21, 2014
I can haz porndog?? - September 21, 2014
Teaching tolerance and non-violence will surely turn our kids gay and give them over to Satan - September 21, 2014
If you're a Texas woman and you vote Republican, you deserve what you get - September 21, 2014
Today in Industrial Grade Stoopid: Andrea Tantaros - September 21, 2014
We all have a right to peace...but war is good business - September 21, 2014
Prayer: When you want to believe you're solving a problem without expending any effort - September 20, 2014
More classic childhood books from days gone by - September 20, 2014
Scottish independence: The people have spoken- clearly and in large numbers - September 20, 2014
If you need me, I'll be watching entire planets and civilizations disintegrate before my eyes - September 20, 2014
Stupid and immature may be offensive...but it's neither blasphemy nor a crime - September 20, 2014
Fox News Channel assures me it's a Liberal plot inspired by George Soros and the UN - September 19, 2014
Hey...didn't the GOP used to be the "Big Tent Party?" - September 19, 2014
Beating children is not about love...it's child abuse, plain and simple - September 19, 2014
As for me and my house, we prefer butter - September 19, 2014
Hate will always be among us, but good people can expose and nullify it - September 19, 2014
Religion: The cause of (and not the solution to) all of Mankind's problems - September 18, 2014
The NFL's problem is its long-term acceptance of wife beaters and child abusers - September 18, 2014
American Exceptionalism is...sometimes not so exceptional - September 18, 2014
There may be beer in Heaven, but there's no logic - September 18, 2014
What it looks like when fear is selectively used to support your political agenda - September 18, 2014
So there might be atheists in foxholes after all? - September 18, 2014
A very good reason to want a new iPhone - September 17, 2014
Roald Dahl on how not to be ugly - September 17, 2014
Oh, great; so ignorance and homophobia aren't native to America.... - September 17, 2014
Why the 2nd Amendment isn't immutable, inviolable, or sacrosanct - September 17, 2014
Is Dov Charney working for Urban Outfitters now? - September 17, 2014
Why should women have rights when enlightened zealots can make decisions for them? - September 16, 2014
Classic childhood books from days gone by - September 16, 2014
Evidently, everything sooner or later becomes a racial issue...even child abuse - September 16, 2014
It's good to know Texas Republicans are focused on the real problem: Black and Brown people voting - September 16, 2014
There's "stupid," and then there's "Texas/Fox News Channel stupid" - September 16, 2014
Fox News Channel: Sometimes just too stupid for words - September 15, 2014
Some women don't deserve to be mothers - September 15, 2014
An argument for Scottish independence - September 15, 2014
Aren't cookies the solution to all unpleasantness in life? - September 15, 2014
Karma: The only reasonable fate for someone who believes women to be "penis homes" - September 15, 2014
Why is this man (and the rest of his cronies) not on trial for war crimes? - September 14, 2014
Wait...the President speaks to God through a hairdryer?? - September 14, 2014
If my penis is on loan from God, can I exchange it for a bigger one? - September 14, 2014
Fun with colors - September 14, 2014
Oklahoma: Where true Christians hate Muslims...'cuz they're all terrorists anyway, right?? - September 14, 2014
A message for the American Taliban - September 13, 2014
Better to be thought a fool than to be Todd Kincannon supporting violence against women - September 13, 2014
Hitting a child is never the answer to a problem - September 13, 2014
If the biggest problem in your life is seeing two women kissing...well, welcome to Paradise - September 13, 2014
Sometimes the best answer is the simplest one - September 13, 2014
As any Republican will tell you, voting is best left to Conservative White males - September 13, 2014
Whenever you begin thinking that timing isn't critical.... - September 12, 2014
At least it's not an eight-foot statue of Satan with a huge erection.... - September 12, 2014
So someone installed a VERY NSFW statue of Satan in East Vancouver, BC.... - September 12, 2014
This doesn't seem as humorous as it might have been a few days ago - September 12, 2014
Ok, so he's not a Liberal. He's still a damned sight better than Mitt Romney. - September 12, 2014
Be vewy, vewy quiet; we're hunting the wily blue-suited peace officer - September 12, 2014
Part of my childhood may be disappearing thanks to global climate change - September 11, 2014
If you're looking for the obligatory 9.11 post...well, sorry to disappoint you - September 11, 2014
Even with summer ending, the importance of proper attire should never be overlooked - September 11, 2014
Writing and other creative pursuits: A recipe for poverty and asceticism - September 11, 2014
We're all better off when we're all better off - September 11, 2014
If Bill Donohue's a Christian...well, Hail Satan! - September 11, 2014
Unintentional racism...is still racism - September 10, 2014
The best science fair project EVER - September 10, 2014
Having an IQ of 150 doesn't protect you from being a terrible human being - September 10, 2014
Conservatives: If not for self-delusion, they'd have no delusions at all - September 10, 2014
This makes me miss the reports about Kate Middleton's boobs - September 10, 2014
The reason why Roger Goodell should do the right thing and resign - September 9, 2014
Equality: I know, huh?? What a radical concept! - September 9, 2014
Things you'll rarely hear in the same sentence: "NFL" and "ethics" - September 9, 2014
WTF is wrong with America? I'm glad you asked. - September 9, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Why proper spelling is your friend - September 9, 2014
Today only: Two bucks to cross the Golden Gate Bridge - September 8, 2014
A full-service massage - September 8, 2014
Greetings from Texas: Property of God-fearing Conservative White Patriots...others not welcome - September 8, 2014
Syria: Gardening in war time - September 8, 2014
Ted Cruz warned us: Death panels are real - September 8, 2014
The problem with CEO greed and our acquiescence to it - September 8, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Font Boo-Boos" - September 7, 2014
The power of prayer.... - September 7, 2014
White folks being White folks...and other exercises in Mass Insensitivity - September 7, 2014
Perhaps they could get American Christians to do the same thing for the American Taliban? - September 7, 2014
He's a Conservative...so of course he's not a hypocrite - September 7, 2014
A question for the American Taliban - September 7, 2014
What Would Jesus Do? Kill Muslims, of course. - September 6, 2014
More writer's humor: Why the Oxford comma is your friend - September 6, 2014
Because nothing says "I'm a Christian!" like hatred and homophobia - September 6, 2014
I'd think it would have been hard to get through the funeral without snickering like a 7th-grader - September 6, 2014
Behold the awesome, undeniable power of...exposed boobies?? - September 6, 2014
If women ran the world.... - September 6, 2014
True democracy isn't for sale. American "democracy" is. - September 5, 2014
The latest development in destroying all hopes and dreams - September 5, 2014
A world without nuns isn't a world I want to be part of - September 5, 2014
What I'm reading these days - September 5, 2014
Barack Obama: Criticized by the ignorant and reactionary for not being ignorant and reactionary - September 5, 2014
Isn't it time for Kroger to tell ammosexuals they're welcome to shop there...without their pacifiers? - September 5, 2014
Let them eat cake - September 4, 2014
Cat racing: Coming soon to a humane society near you. Or not. - September 4, 2014
The question of when viewing evil crosses the line and becomes abetting evil - September 4, 2014
Buttons that would make using Facebook much more meaningful - September 4, 2014
Yet another reason Rick Perry is all hat and no cattle - September 4, 2014
If Phil Robertson is your expert on Islam, you're in more trouble than you know - September 4, 2014
Better to be thought a fool than to be Sean Hannity taking Phil Robertson seriously - September 3, 2014
What a revolution in Minnesota would look like - September 3, 2014
It's better to learn a lesson late than to never learn it at all - September 3, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Weird Hobbies" - September 3, 2014
Aren't you happy Eric Cantor landed on his feet? - September 3, 2014
If you still smoke, these might actually be healthier - September 2, 2014
I miss the 80s for the cookies - September 2, 2014
Remember, only White Presidents get to play golf - September 2, 2014
Ending rape culture: Only when women realize they're responsible for getting raped - September 2, 2014
What else is a bored despot to do with his down time? - September 2, 2014
If you think Greg Abbott is the answer, you clearly don't understand the question - September 1, 2014
Me love you long time - September 1, 2014
All work and no play...well, you know the rest of the story - September 1, 2014
I pledge allegiance to the flag...and to the corporate overlords for which it stands - September 1, 2014
I still miss Molly Ivins - September 1, 2014
Hey, guys...you sure have an odd way of proving misogyny doesn't exist - September 1, 2014
Gun safety: Much better when taught BEFORE it's needed