September 24, 2014 8:26 AM

This month's meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis will come to order

Michigan gun rights group protested the arrest earlier this month of an open-carry activist in Detroit. About 20 men and women carrying firearms walked Sunday afternoon along a commercial boulevard to the Detroit Police Department Northeast Precinct to protest the arrest of their fellow member of Hell’s Saints, reported MLive. Elijah Woody, who is black, was charged Sept. 13 with carrying a concealed weapon without a license, but he claims police saw his legal open-carry display and arrested him within 15 seconds.

I find it fascinating that gun nuts, when challenged about any aspect of openly carrying weapons, scream “PERSECUTION!!!” Correct me if I’m wrong, but nowhere in the 2nd Amendment’s 26 words is there any mention of being protected from the consequences of being a dumbass. You openly carry firearms thinking you’re going to stage protest at a police station (in Detroit, no less)…and you claim your “rights” are being violated when police check and find you in violation of the law? Is it just me, or is that some industrial grade stupid (and arrogant)?

Oh, and the maroon arrested for carrying a concealed weapon without a license was African-American, so of course they get to claim…wait for it…”RACISM!!!”. Once the race card’s been played, any hope of having a reasoned, dispassionate discussion disappears like Rush Limbaugh’s Oxycontin. The problem here is that the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis feels ANY attempt to question them when it comes to THEIR interpretation of the 2nd Amendment is de facto persecution of good, God-fearing, idiotic patriotic Americans exercising their God-given rights. Throw an African-American male into the equation…and they believe they’re untouchable. Yeah; they’re Just. That. Arrogant. And. Self-Absorbed.

The 2nd Amendment doesn’t protect morons, nor those who claim ANY challenge to their God-given “rights” is of the Devil. I understand that racism MIGHT (emphasis on might) be part of the equation…but it’s not a defense. Sorry, ya’ll…but if you believe that you have the right to carry all manner of firepower wherever you choose regardless of the risk to public safety, you’re the problem. If you believe that more guns only makes America safer, you’re the reason Americans will never be able to have a rational discussion about common sense gun control. When one of your fellow travelers shoots up a Walmart (or a school, or a movie theater, or [insert tragic venue here]) and you claim the problem wasn’t the tool but the operator…well, I hope there will be a reserved parking space waiting for you in Hell.

It’s too bad the Founding Fathers weren’t prescient enough to include language in the 2nd Amendment that would have protected Americans from dumbasses carrying guns in grocery stores and other public areas. Then again, perhaps that’s the only way the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis feels they’re able to compensate for their shortcomings.

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