Do you like sex and marijuana? Well then this job is for you. Last week, The Denver Post’s marijuana news site The Cannabist posted what may be the best job description — and job — ever…. “Sex columnist, with weed focus (apply by Oct. 1),” the headline for the job listing reads.
I just started a new job, so while I might find the premise of this job intriguing, it probably wouldn’t go over well in our household. That said, I like to do what I can to share the love (no pun intended) and help my readers find their dream job. I do what I can, knowhutimean?
If you love sex and marijuana- sometimes even together- this gig might just be for you.
With weed being legal in Colorado- and sex being legal everywhere- a job that requires one to combine the two sounds something approaching perfect (“Wait? You’re going to pay me to have sex and smoke weed? And there’s no catch?? SWEET!!”). I know; it’s hard to find a down side, huh? I suspect the job description is going to be just this side of AWESOME.
So what does a “sex columnist, with weed focus” do? Funny you should ask….
Our new freelance columnist will write about sex, relationships, intimacy, gender issues and more as it all relates to a world where marijuana is becoming legal — and oftentimes present in the bedroom. Our columnist will write about his or her own history, address trends, review related products and answer reader questions. This is a paid freelance position, and our ideal candidate will truly put him or herself out there.
Just consider the possibilities, eh? Go to a bar, and you’ll be armed with a whole new potential pick-up line: “How’d you like to be the subject of my next column??” The sex and weed would be indulged in for purely journalistic purposes, of course, but who says you shouldn’t be able to enjoy your work? Or take your work home with you? Or check your work…repeatedly?
Yeah, I know; this sounds like it might just be the BEST. JOB. EVER. You’re welcome….