October 2014 Archives
- October 31, 2014
Happy Halloween; it's a little different here in Portland - October 31, 2014
Perhaps someday we'll realize that one's personal life is none of their business - October 31, 2014
The best picture of Ted Cruz you'll see all day - October 31, 2014
Politicians don't play sports. Athletes shouldn't play politics...unless they want to be ridiculous. - October 31, 2014
The Republican Health Care Plan: It's always been..."Don't get sick" - October 31, 2014
Fox News Channel: Proven to reduce your IQ and increase your idiocy or your money back - October 31, 2014
Jon Stewart's piece de resistance: Taking down the Koch brothers - October 30, 2014
Today, my mother fixes our political system. Tomorrow, a cure for cancer? - October 30, 2014
You need to get a life when this seems like a REALLY good idea - October 30, 2014
Digging our graves with our teeth...yet again - October 30, 2014
Should you happen to find yourself in San Antonio on Nov. 7th.... - October 30, 2014
Louie Gohmert: The stupid, it is strong in this one - October 29, 2014
In Portland, sometimes the jokes write themselves - October 29, 2014
There are times when religious Conservatives really should just STFU. This is one of those times. - October 29, 2014
Another great moment in NRA doublespeak - October 29, 2014
Free speech can be offensive, objectionable...and unpopular...speech - October 29, 2014
When more coffee just won't get you through until 5:00 - October 29, 2014
Better to be thought a fool and a clown than to be Reince Preibus - October 28, 2014
If you need to know why America is such a mess.... - October 28, 2014
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of bacon - October 28, 2014
Conclusive proof that God exists - October 28, 2014
Who Would Jesus Hate? Bill Donohue says he knows. - October 28, 2014
No brain? No heart? No compassion? Yep, it's the National Rifle Association. - October 27, 2014
If this doesn't leave a bit choked up, you need to check your humanity for a leak - October 27, 2014
If you're LGBT, WHY would you want to live in Texas?? - October 27, 2014
Halloween: Holiday or failed Liberal social engineering experiment? - October 27, 2014
A Portland sunrise - October 27, 2014
Coming up at 11 on "The Schadenfreude Report" - October 27, 2014
Report cards these days look a little different - October 26, 2014
I know you think I make this stuff up, but.... - October 26, 2014
Repeat after me: Women are not property- ESPECIALLY if they're your daughters - October 26, 2014
Churches are for worship, schools are for education. Any questions? - October 26, 2014
Separation of Church and State: Not suspended so you can pray at high school football games - October 26, 2014
I love the smell of napalm in the morning - John 3:45 - October 25, 2014
Madeleine Albright wins the Internet!! - October 25, 2014
Respect: Would you be so kind as to hold my jockstrap while I stir your hot coffee? - October 25, 2014
More writer's humor: Never end a sentence by putting a bird on it - October 25, 2014
Measure 91: Because when it comes to marijuana, honesty just isn't going to cut it - October 25, 2014
Dr. Who diagnosed with Ebola; nerds immediately lose their $#!% - October 25, 2014
Republican political strategy at its finest: Ready, Fire, Aim - October 25, 2014
When men were men - October 24, 2014
I'm traveling to a place every guy wants to go to - October 24, 2014
If the language offends you more than the message, then YOU'RE the problem - October 24, 2014
Girls: Time to take one for the team, don'tchathink?? - October 24, 2014
NEVER get between the righteous and their prejudice...or be prepared to face their holy wrath - October 24, 2014
Eat mor politiks - October 24, 2014
I gotta tell you the truth, I'm tired of hearing about Chris Christie, I really am - October 23, 2014
Today's "What?? Are we in 7th grade??" moment - October 23, 2014
It's all true: How Democrats plan to enslave Christians and turn our children gay - October 23, 2014
Today on "People Unclear on the Concept".... - October 23, 2014
The War on Christianity will be fought with Nerf guns and overdeveloped persecution complexes - October 23, 2014
Some very good reasons why the "L" word is something to be proud of - October 23, 2014
Why today's Conservatives aren't Conservative - October 22, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Justice South African Style" - October 22, 2014
Sometimes, doing the right thing is suspicious by itself - October 22, 2014
When barbecue becomes blood sport - October 22, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Christian Hate" - October 22, 2014
If not for the bridges I've burned, I'd have no bridges at all - October 22, 2014
Great Moments in Schadenfreude: McDonald's quarterly profit falls 30% - October 21, 2014
The Great Pumpkin is coming! Look busy!! - October 21, 2014
Freedom of religion should also mean freedom FROM religion - October 21, 2014
If voting wasn't important, Texas wouldn't be stopping so many from doing it - October 21, 2014
If you have to think about this for more than a nanosecond, you're part of the problem - October 21, 2014
Or, Ebola might just rid America of faux Christian zealots like Rick Wiles - October 21, 2014
This is why I love America - October 21, 2014
Texas: Where natural selection has been raised to an art form - October 20, 2014
If house pets were Libertarian: Bad ideas made just that much worse - October 20, 2014
Voter ID: If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em - October 20, 2014
Teach a child to hate early...and you'll have a Conservative for life - October 20, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Words fail me - October 20, 2014
More writer's humor: Why commas matter - October 19, 2014
A little Sunday morning Buddhist humor - October 19, 2014
Why we must have a rational, reasoned discussion about Islam - October 19, 2014
Religious doctrine shouldn't be a reason to accept the provably untrue - October 19, 2014
When Ted Cruz is on your side, you need to take a close look at your cause - October 19, 2014
This is how religious freedom works in 'Merica - October 18, 2014
When "NO!" means "HELL, NO!!" - October 18, 2014
If we allow Muslims on our gun ranges, next they'll want our women and children - October 18, 2014
So much for the power of prayer - October 18, 2014
Hatred, homophobia, and misogyny: Republican politics at its finest - October 18, 2014
"Holier than thou" is no guarantee of purity - October 18, 2014
Beware of goats with bad intent - October 17, 2014
This will make you grateful we're not talking about the Bushes - October 17, 2014
Measure 92: $11 million buys a lot...but evidently not much in the way of factual information - October 17, 2014
A lightning storm deep in the Saudi Arabian desert - October 17, 2014
Spirituality isn't a win/lose proposition; those with an agenda just play it that way - October 17, 2014
Ann Richards: Still making Texas Republicans look like moral midgets - October 16, 2014
Say hello to Portland's new NFL team - October 16, 2014
Sometimes it takes dissecting the past to understand who you are today - October 16, 2014
Redskins fans: Clueless and built to stay that way - October 16, 2014
Stay classy: As if I needed more reasons to dislike Cardinals fans - October 16, 2014
Better to be thought a fool than to be Ted Cruz and remove any lingering doubt - October 16, 2014
CNN: Rebranding as The Imminent Death Network - October 15, 2014
Love hurts - October 15, 2014
Reconnecting with my family: Adventures in technology - October 15, 2014
Or, let's see you try to eat soup with a Glock - October 15, 2014
Because God is Love...and we'll destroy you to prove it - October 15, 2014
You can't just wait until the Pope's up for re-election? - October 15, 2014
The best explanation of modern Conservatism you'll see today - October 14, 2014
If I believed in a benevolent God, it would look a lot like bacon - October 14, 2014
Gun nuts: When you have no argument, cheap personal insults are ALWAYS a good choice - October 14, 2014
The best argument for paying teachers more you'll see all day - October 14, 2014
Who Would Jesus Arrest? - October 14, 2014
Because fear mongering beats the Hell out of taking personal responsibility - October 14, 2014
Sure, Ebola's a problem...but what about our chocolate?? - October 13, 2014
As long as ISIS isn't using Comic Sans.... - October 13, 2014
Love is love. It's not important who or how we love, only that we do love. - October 13, 2014
Barack Obama by the numbers - October 13, 2014
Texas Republican: Another way of saying "hypocrite" - October 13, 2014
News that should have Jesse Helms spinning in his grave - October 13, 2014
Something you'll never see during a midtown Manhattan rush hour - October 12, 2014
Because Voter ID = Voter Suppression - October 12, 2014
We are the people we swore we'd never become - October 12, 2014
Because as any real patriot knows, Jesus was American - October 12, 2014
Who Would Jesus Discriminate Against? - October 12, 2014
It's What Republican Jesus Would Do - October 12, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Breathtakingly Stupid" - October 11, 2014
What's on my Kindle these days - October 11, 2014
Ayn Rand: A sociopath's sociopath - October 11, 2014
More writer's humor: How to create a compelling story line - October 11, 2014
If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em: Because voting is no way to run a democracy - October 11, 2014
If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em: Because Republican honesty is an oxymoron - October 10, 2014
Walker Bay, Leech Lake (Walker, MN- 10.14) - October 10, 2014
Back to the future - October 10, 2014
Today in "(Not so) Great Moments in Marketing" - October 10, 2014
When Jesus said "Come unto me," I don't think this was what He meant - October 10, 2014
Remember, it's only hypocrisy when Liberals do it - October 9, 2014
You can go home again, but it's never what you think you left behind - October 9, 2014
Who says Republicans don't recycle? - October 9, 2014
If Obama is the anti-Christ, Bush and Cheney must be Evil Incarnate - October 9, 2014
GOP: It's all about small government...except when it's not - October 8, 2014
So...did I miss anything while I was gone?? - October 8, 2014
Proof that our priorities are backasswards - October 8, 2014
Repeat a lie often enough...and you're Ted Cruz - October 8, 2014
Finally, global climate change explained in layman's terms - October 4, 2014
Today' WWJD Public Service: When cooking, ALWAYS use protection - October 3, 2014
Back to the future, Day One - October 2, 2014
Why think critically when the Mainstream Media will tell you what to think and who to fear? - October 1, 2014
Back to the future...in the Great White North - October 1, 2014
This is what happens when you consider women to be property - October 1, 2014
Republicans are people too...though you'd never know it by the policies they advocate - October 1, 2014
That explains the long lines at lunch - October 1, 2014
Today on "Things That Defy Rational Understanding": Texas women voting Republican - October 1, 2014
Because more guns makes EVERYONE safer...even when they're used to kill women - October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican: Not quite what the GOP was hoping for, eh?