#IAmARepublican Because compassion is for losers and Liberals
— Jack Cluth (@yuppieskum) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican & very proud of my party's vision for the future. pic.twitter.com/NAf4fqyF10
— The Right is Wrong (@therightswrong) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican and I like my leaders, rich, selfish with no conscience and the right mix of racism, religious insanity and mysoginy !
— CDBA (@chaosdba) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican cause I think blacks in the White House should only be butlers & housekeepers.
— The Right is Wrong (@therightswrong) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I'm terrified of 1 Ebola patient, but unconcerned w/ outbreaks of previously-eradicated diseases. Because liberty.
— Leslie Wheat (@LeslieWheat) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because Obama is a Kenyan Muslim that was brainwashed in Malaysia. And he secretly controls ISIS, Iran, and Syria.
— MAR (@mrigau) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because guns don't kill people, minorities kill people.
— Alexandra Carbone (@carbonederigau) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican so I like to rewrite history books in a way that makes me feel more comfortable cuz that what Jesus would do: lie.
— KoralMae (@KoralMae) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I hate the whole idea of the middle class. So un-American….
— KoralMae (@KoralMae) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican and I think the White House address is 1400 Pennsylvania Ave. You betcha!
— Joseph McGarrey (@JMcGarrey) October 1, 2014
I believe that women choose to get raped. #IAmARepublican
— Stephanie (@Stepharooskie) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican … because corporations are people, too
— Alexandra Carbone (@carbonederigau) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because the death penalty is too lenient.
— Ben Plont (@slateface) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I created the climate of hate & lies that encourage wackos to try to attack our President & his family
— Rae Busch (@GammaRae206) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because it's just easier to believe politicians than to form my own opinions.
— Politics RX (@PoliticsRX) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because there's only enough money to give Walmart tax breaks, not starving people
— T Wirachowsky (@WirachowskyT) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican and am damn proud Reagan was able to arm 2/3 of the "axis of evil," thus keeping America safe.
— KoralMae (@KoralMae) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because math, science, & english never were my strong points.
— Politics RX (@PoliticsRX) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican Please do all you can to stop the gays, so my god-fearing husband & I may continue to buy assault weapons to keep us safe.
— Miss Jennifer (@jetsetjennifer) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican cause science-based education is, well you know, just too scary. pic.twitter.com/4X0NUvwEdD
— The Right is Wrong (@therightswrong) October 1, 2014
Because I believe deep down that tax cuts for multi-millionaires will actually benefit my lower middle-class life. #IAmARepublican
— Hey Mr. D.J. (@DJ_Moffett) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because Bush's economic & military failures are Obama's fault.
— Politics RX (@PoliticsRX) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because government handouts are never justified - except for mine. I deserve my handout.
— Nancy Sathre-Vogel (@familyonbikes) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I believe you can aim your weapon at a BLM agent in the name of patriotism
— Mr. Gt (@Any_Everyman) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I believe spending $25 billion to shut the government down is an appropriate use of taxpayer money.
— KoralMae (@KoralMae) October 1, 2014
@randyprine #IAmARepublican I don't need a fair wage the EPA or safer highways.
— LOTZAPOPA (@lamproce) October 1, 2014
I am for small government. Small enough to fit inside your bedroom to make make sure you don't try any gay stuff. #IAmARepublican
— Joe Leary (@learyofyou) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican Because…. I have no empathy.
— Good ol' Mitt Romney (@MittRegularGuy) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I'm
Pro-Anti-Intellectualism pic.twitter.com/mtx8ZKKC47
— OTL (@__DooLittle__) October 1, 2014
“@RepublicanSwine: #IAmARepublican They offer reciprocity agreements with my Klan membership.”
— Dan H (@bucky1911) October 1, 2014
#IamACorporation and #IAmARepublican so my religious beliefs preclude me from allowing female emp to have non procreative sex, Viagra is ok
— myopinion (@RightonCarl) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I have morals…and I believe everything a fat, drug addicted misogynist says…he's not black so it's okay
— Mr. Gt (@Any_Everyman) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because corporations & billionaires - not the voters - should rule the political process.
— Politics RX (@PoliticsRX) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I am stupid.
— Denise ♈ (@democraticangel) October 1, 2014
Instead of helping the poor, I give to the rich and trust them to help the poor for me because #IAmARepublican
— OG Bobbie Johnson (@schprockets) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I'm terrified of #Ebola but still don't want people to have access to healthcare which can prevent it spreading.
— Sarah (@happyloner) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I yearn for the days of Ozzie and Harriet, Leave it to Beaver, and Father Knows Best. Happier times with values.
— Bob Meyer (@Oscarbob) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican and I just LOVE throwing terms & labels about like socialist, statist & commie even tho I've no earthly idea what they mean
— OTL (@__DooLittle__) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because although I'm too cowardly to join the military myself I love sending others to war
— plienhard (@plienhard) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because it's easier than thinking for myself.
— Closet Factory Maine (@MEClosets) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I care about children until they're born.
— OG Bobbie Johnson (@schprockets) October 1, 2014
I believe a zygote is comparable to a living breathing Jewish person who suffered during the Holocaust. #IAmADuggar #IAmARepublican
— Susie Kline (@SusieKline) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican I am way more exercised over the 4 deaths in Benghazi than I am going to war over false pretenses in Iraq - 4,485 DEAD.
— OTL (@__DooLittle__) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican I like flaunting my ignorance.
— Republican Swine (@RepublicanSwine) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because it's so much easier to be angry and judgmental than to be compassionate.
— Jessie Bennett (@jessiebennett) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican
Because….
I Love the Fetus
But
Hate the Child
— Susan Pesce (@SusanDPesce) October 1, 2014
I use "boots on the ground" so I don't need to think about the people I want to fight my holy wars and die. #IAmARepublican
— David Lamont (@DMLamont) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican cuz I'm against immigrators coming in here to take all the jobs, which I don't want anyway, cuz they're beneath my dignity.
— Just Carl (@Observer142) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican Because Nixon was a republican and he freed the slaves and that was cool for the most part.
— Mixty Motions (@iamnotchjohnson) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I don't believe in a democratic, secular, pluralistic society, but rather religious theocracy.
— Caleb Blaylock (@TheArtsyGamer) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I stand w/guys that call women 'sluts' because that represents the best my party can offer women in the 21st Century
— Fishgot2swim (@Fishgot2swim) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because I hate Socialism even though I have no idea what it is
— CJ (@WestCoastLib7) October 1, 2014
#IAmARepublican because if I die due to my Governor refusing Medicaid expansion, I go home to Jesus as a martyr for FREEDUM!
— Erick E. (@ErickErickscum) October 1, 2014