In a world where scary Muslims are cutting off heads every few minutes, and where scary Muslims are also just generally being scary all the time, it only makes sense to be scared of Muslims, and to keep your business safe from them. That’s why Jan Morgan, owner of the Gun Cave Indoor Firing Range in Hot Springs, Arkansas, has declared her business to be a “Muslim-Free Zone.” She has a pretty good reason, too, which we’re sure will be very convincing to anyone who tries to argue that Title II of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 might apply to her business[.]
As any REAL ‘merican patriot can tell you, Muslims hate us for our freedoms. They desire nothing more than to kill ‘Mericans so they can go to their version of Heaven, there to get their 72 virgins. (Or was that one 72-year-old virgin? I never could get that straight.) They’ll kill us in our streets, kills in our schools, kill us in our malls, even kill us in our homes. So why would a good, God-fearing ‘merican patriot let Muslims use her gun range to practice killing?
EXACTLY!!
Jan Morgan understands the threat ‘merica faces, because she know the Quran, that evil instruction manual for freedom-hating Islamofascists who hate the baby Jesus, which she’s “read and studied thoroughly.” She’s an attractive Conservative ‘Merican woman, so why would we want to doubt her academic and moral bona fides? ‘Course, her extensive knowledge of the Muslim threat to ‘merica comes from what could only charitably be described as a “wingnut website“…so you know their knowledge is impartial and nonpartisan. AMIRIGHT??
It’s interesting how good, God-fearing ‘Merican patriots like Morgan condemn Islam as preaching the destruction of America and Christianity. They’ve conveniently managed to forget that the majority of terrorists acts in this country since 9.11 have been committed by White Christians. Since inconvenient truths are truths that Conservatives simply ignore, Christians by definition cannot be terrorists. Sure, they may be angry, disgruntled or mentally ill…but terrorists? No, that’s “political motivated violence.” Terrorism is the private domain of Evil, Swarthy Brown People. Because any REAL patriot knows that Muslims desire nothing more than killing ‘Mericans in order that they might install a new Caliphate and with it Sharia law.
The truth is that the vast majority of Muslims in this country are every bit as peace-loving and nonviolent as Christians. Most Muslims fully understand that most Americans distrust and in some cases even hate them. All they really want is to be able to fly quietly under the radar, worshiping and living as they see fit. Yes, there are Muslims whose purpose in life is to destroy and kill “infidels.” There are also Christians who shoot abortionists and bomb abortion clinics and federal office buildings. There are Christians who train as militias, their goal being the overthrow of the Zionist Occupational Government (ZOG) and making ‘Merica safe for good, God-fearing Christians like themselves.
The problem for Morgan is that by specifically denying Muslims access to her gun range, she’s running afoul of federal civil rights law- but she’s a patriot who wants only to protect ‘Merica. Right??
