October 23, 2014 6:47 AM

It's all true: How Democrats plan to enslave Christians and turn our children gay

WorldNetDaily pundit Gina Loudon is out with a new column titled “8 Reasons Why Democrats Hate Traditional Marriage.”…. We won’t get into all of the reasons that Loudon has uncovered, but she does tell us that Democrats want to bring an end to “traditional marriage” since they want couples to be sick, poor and childless. Loudon even claims that Democrats seek to “destroy marriage” because they are “opposed to people being mentally healthier,” arguing that Democrats secretly hope for a “mentally deranged person to act out violently” so they can “rush to a TV camera to call for more gun control” and make sure that “all guns were banned.”

I was really hoping it wouldn’t come to this, but now that Ms. Loudon is on to us, it’s time for Democrats to come clean once and for all. After years of living and working in the shadows it feels good to finally be able to get this off my chest and out into the open. You have NO idea how difficult it’s been living a lie, duplicitously planning the downfall of America so it can be turned over to our new homosexual Islamofascist overlords. Now I can speak the truth, and though it may well place me in mortal peril (the Homosexual Nazi Mafia is just that ruthless), that truth will set me free.

Despite protestations to the contrary, Democrats have planned all along to use the campaign to legalize same-sex marriage as the gateway to destroying traditional marriage. Time was when we were content to work within the system and attempt to change things through conventional means…like winning elections- you know, what Republicans long ago stopped trying to create any pretense of. We thought America would live up to its promise- one man, one vote. Democracy works, right?

Except when it doesn’t.

Shortly after the election of Barack Obama, George Soros called a secret meeting of the Trilateral Commission and the United Nations. The result of the meeting was a plot that, if successful, would ultimately have led to the destruction of American democracy. In its place would have risen a Liberal oligarchy with Soros as its figurehead. The real power behind the throne would have been a cabal of homosexual Islamofascists who’ve waited patiently for their opportunity to destroy our freedom, crush our dreams, and enslave us to a lifetime of baking wedding cakes for same-sex marriage ceremonies.

Key to this nefarious plan was the desire of Liberals to repeal the 2nd Amendment so they could ban guns. This would leave Conservatives and Christians unable to defend themselves from the violent revolution that would inevitably result once godless Liberals realized they finally had the upper hand. Then Loudon remembered what it was that made Christians and Conservatives superior in the first place- traditional marriage.

As any REAL American patriot knows, married heterosexuals are happier, healthier, wealthier, and wise enough to vote Republican. Once Loudon began to peel away the layers, she started to understand what was really happening. As her investigation progressed, the depth and breadth of the plot against good, God-fearing Christians became clear to her. The way to destroy America was to legalize same-sex marriage…and what was happening right in front of her only confirmed what she’d come to know.

My part in the plot has been small, but I don’t consider it unimportant. I’ve wanted nothing more than to see a Liberal America, a place where Evil is defeated by Good, and where the interests of the community outweigh those of the individual. I realized long ago that working within the system via legal means was a nonstarter- not when oligarchs like the Koch Brothers could purchase the government they want out of petty cash. No, I was left with the knowledge that only decisive, committed action could effect change. What I didn’t know was what to do or how to do it.

When a representative of George Soros approached me and promised resources and organization, I was intrigued. Still, I wanted to know how a low-level, relatively unknown blogger like me could be of any value in the overall scheme of things. The beauty of the plan was that I didn’t even to have to do anything different. Every now and again my contact would feed me talking points, which I would weave into my writing. For years, it worked beautifully, until finally we were on the verge of success. We were THIS close…until Gina Loudon came along and ruined everything- all our plans, all our dreams, all the work preparing the country for the coming Liberal revolution…EVERYTHING.

Now that our vast plot to enslave America has been exposed, I’m not certain what comes next. I could always go undercover, but do I want to spend my life running from the truth, always looking over my shoulder, blogging from internet cafes in Third World countries, never spending two nights in the same place, never knowing where my next cronut is coming from?

For now, I’m running in place, hoping that my part in the plot remains unknown. Since few actually read what I write, I’ll probably be safe as long as none of y’all say anything.

Let’s try and keep this between us, ‘kay?

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