October 20, 2014 6:29 AM

Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Words fail me

(thanks…I think…to David Flanders….)

Puppy rapist gets 5 years in prison

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - A man convicted of fondling and raping his 8-month-old pit bull puppy will spend five years in a state prison, according to the Florida State Attorney’s Office. James Guy Bull, 62, of Daytona Beach, Fla., pleaded guilty to two counts of felony cruelty to animals, misdemeanor animal cruelty charges and misdemeanor sexual activities involving animals, prosecutors said. He was to face trial on the charges.

Not very often do I run across something that leaves speechless, incapable of any sort of cogent, coherent response. THIS is one of those times.

I’ve heard of guys getting’ busy with trees, cars, horse, goats, motorcycle mufflers, and all manner of other things you’d never imagine could be used for sexual gratification. Puppies? Really? That’s just sick.

It’s no wonder I fear for the future of mankind….

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