November 2014 Archives
- November 30, 2014
Today's random philosophical musing: Gratitude - November 30, 2014
The love of Christ compelled them - November 30, 2014
Nothing says "Jesus Loves You" like a white sheet with two eye holes - November 30, 2014
For no particular reason, here's a Texas blonde wearing high heels while stuck in the snow - November 29, 2014
This would be a GREAT idea...if it was 1956 - November 29, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Responsible Gun Ownership" - November 29, 2014
(Maybe not so) Accidental racism? - November 29, 2014
Law? We don't need no stinkin' laws! Wee haz Jesus!1!!1! - November 28, 2014
A little perspective for those of you blaming African-Americans for rioting - November 28, 2014
The future waits for no one...except here in Portland - November 28, 2014
Memo to Dan Snyder: You're a laughing stock; change the damned name - November 28, 2014
Accept Jesus Christ or leave the country: I'll take "Famous Knuckle Draggers" for $500, Bob - November 28, 2014
When a Republican President does it, it's "patriotism." A Democrat does it, and it's "treason." - November 28, 2014
It's not a problem as long as it's someone else mourning their child - November 28, 2014
An easy way to determine if you're being persecuted this holiday season - November 28, 2014
I once saw Jesus in a latte. Turns out it was Elvis...they kinda look the same. - November 28, 2014
The War on Christmas (tm): Brought to you by Elizabeth Warren, Comrades! - November 27, 2014
Happy kill Indians, steal their land and food, and attempt to wipe out their culture day - November 27, 2014
What I'm thankful for.... - November 27, 2014
The first illegal aliens - November 27, 2014
Thanksgiving fried turkey: The annual exercise in natural selection and Darwin Award auditions - November 27, 2014
The more you know about me.... - November 27, 2014
When bananas are outlawed, only outlaws will eat bananas - November 27, 2014
The pot of gold at the end of that rainbow is in my backyard - November 26, 2014
What's wrong with this picture? Oh, yeah; he's not White. - November 26, 2014
If your only idea is to make sure the President fails, YOU'RE the problem - November 26, 2014
Yesterday's news today - November 26, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in 'Us vs. Them'" - November 26, 2014
Hey, here's a great idea: How 'bout we stop killing African-American young men? - November 26, 2014
The GOP...the party of old, angry White men? Perish the thought. - November 26, 2014
Why should terrorists attack when we're doing their work for them? - November 26, 2014
Fun with English - November 26, 2014
Because more guns only makes America safer...except when they don't - November 25, 2014
A Tandoori lamb chop in space...because someone was brave enough to ask, "Why not??" - November 25, 2014
This is what happens when parents name their children while they're high - November 25, 2014
When you feel you have no voice or power, revolution probably seems like a realistic option - November 25, 2014
When a little bit of information about your neighbor is just WAY too much.... - November 25, 2014
Greed, avarice, and Walmart...things that make America great - November 25, 2014
That's what you get for thinking you have the right to vote, Comrade - November 25, 2014
Bryan Fischer: Arrogant, ignorant, self-righteous...and evidently built to stay that way - November 25, 2014
Looks like this pilot's gonna have some 'splainin' to do - November 25, 2014
"Try to avoid throwing up on your shoes"...always good advice - November 25, 2014
It's What Republican Jesus Would Do - November 24, 2014
Looks like Mom and Dad's college money is being put to good use - November 24, 2014
Today's nominees for (not exactly) Parents of the Year - November 24, 2014
You know you're stoopid when: You have to be told not to pack an anti-tank weapon in your checked baggage - November 24, 2014
We're not going to even bother with pretense; we're here to destroy this President - November 24, 2014
Republican intransigence and lack of compassion will kill more Americans than gun violence - November 24, 2014
Republican philosophy: This is what magical thinking and a predilection for rage get you - November 24, 2014
When stupid people prove their stupidity in public.... - November 24, 2014
The best story about the Fresno Sheep Unit you'll see today - November 24, 2014
A moment when supreme athleticism just goes completely off the rails - November 23, 2014
All good things must end...even a football season - November 23, 2014
We're going to come back strong...and then we're moving to Arizona - November 23, 2014
"Under God": A reminder that religious faith is the first refuge of a scoundrel - November 23, 2014
The signing of the Declaration of Independence, according to the Texas State Board of Edumication - November 23, 2014
The biggest reason Mankind will never reach its full potential? Religion. - November 23, 2014
So, you still think the Founding Fathers created a Christian nation? - November 23, 2014
The only Aggie joke here is the one they pulled on the Westboro Baptist Church - November 23, 2014
Isn't every day World Television Day? - November 22, 2014
OK, so it's not Heather Locklear running through an undulating golden field of windswept grain.... - November 22, 2014
(Not so) Great moments in public relations - November 22, 2014
Good news: I won a free trip to Buffalo. Bad news: I leave this morning. - November 22, 2014
Texas Justice: It only seems like an oxymoron - November 22, 2014
You know you're at an Alabama football game when you see a crowd surfing inflatable sex doll - November 22, 2014
Cheap personal insults: Always a great way for Republicans to score points with their base - November 22, 2014
Little known fact: Optimism can be fatal - November 22, 2014
I don't want to cause a panic, but it appears we're running out of chocolate - November 21, 2014
Psychokillers need love, too - November 21, 2014
Karma can be a real bitch...especially when intolerance and homophobia are involved - November 21, 2014
Hey, I just won a free, all-expenses-paid vacation to Buffalo!! Oh, wait.... - November 21, 2014
Some thoughts about something we never think about: Toilets - November 21, 2014
The greatest academic paper EVER - November 21, 2014
Who needs edumication when our children will be working for Jesus and our corporate overlords, anyway? - November 21, 2014
A: "What is the Republican Congressional Caucus?" - November 21, 2014
When you hate the sin...and the sinner. Just. That. Much. - November 20, 2014
When Rick Perry bumps up against karma against schadenfreude, the results can be very entertaining - November 20, 2014
Purgatory Airlines Flight 666 on final approach into Hell - November 20, 2014
Today on "News That Will Make You Want To Play Russian Roulette With A Full Chamber".... - November 20, 2014
You know you REALLY need to find a hobby when this seems like fun - November 20, 2014
Conservatives: Not funny, unable to process nuance...and evidently built to stay that way - November 20, 2014
Your children are socialists - November 20, 2014
He who has the penis makes the rules...and decides for the ladies so they don't have to bother themselves - November 19, 2014
Today's example of our completely out of whack priorities - November 19, 2014
Proof there's no sand box Fox News Channel won't piss in - November 19, 2014
God and Matt Drudge...and not necessarily in that order - November 19, 2014
It's called shared responsibility for a reason - November 19, 2014
Marijuana legalization: Sometimes common sense is reason enough to do the right thing - November 19, 2014
Dishonesty and deception: How Republicans win...and govern - November 19, 2014
Integrity...or, how to recognize that Bernie Sanders isn't qualified to be President - November 18, 2014
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then - November 18, 2014
Another (not so very) great moment in marketing: Thanks, but I'll have the Sriracha sauce - November 18, 2014
When it comes to sex, it's ALWAYS best for parents to pretend kids aren't doing it - November 18, 2014
The Republican hive mind explained by (GASP!!!) science - November 18, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Someone probably shouldn't plan on getting laid tonight - November 18, 2014
Utah: A Conservative White Man's Paradise - November 18, 2014
A very good reason not to miss living in the Houston area - November 17, 2014
Better to be thought to be a dick than to steal a football and prove it - November 17, 2014
When you're so stupid it actually hurts.... - November 17, 2014
GMO foods: We're not going to find a solution until we lose the propaganda and fear-mongering - November 17, 2014
How to Tell the Difference Between an Open-Carry Patriot and a Deranged Killer - November 17, 2014
Is it time to critically examine our love affair with football? - November 17, 2014
There's stupid...and then there's Louie Gohmert stupid: Often imitated, seldom duplicated - November 17, 2014
Texas Conservatives: All about local control...except when they're not - November 16, 2014
I think I need some privacy here.... - November 16, 2014
Believing the Rapture is upon us isn't a license for unchecked greed and avarice - November 16, 2014
So, the Bible is the literal word of God...except when it's not?? - November 16, 2014
As every good, god-fearing Texas patriot can tell you, God's a Republican - November 16, 2014
A chart guaranteed to help you wind an argument with a global climate change denier - November 16, 2014
Tolerance and acceptance? It's not What Kentucky Jesus Would Do, is it? - November 15, 2014
In a just world, Don Blankenship would be sentenced to die in a mine explosion - November 15, 2014
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!! - November 15, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Oxymorons": Common sense and sex offender registries - November 15, 2014
How the American Taliban is using stealth, self-righteousness, and deception to undermine Roe v. Wade - November 15, 2014
Thanks, Bob; I'll take anal sex for $102 million - November 14, 2014
Yeah, and I walked five miles to school...uphill both ways in the snow - November 14, 2014
More writer's humor: Why proofreading matters - November 14, 2014
This week's meeting of The Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis will now come to order - November 14, 2014
Republican math - November 14, 2014
If it takes Hell freezing over for prison reform to happen, grab some ice cubes - November 14, 2014
Isn't it time we protect children and innocent civilians instead of guns? - November 14, 2014
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're a dick - November 13, 2014
Many aspire, few attain - November 13, 2014
Wouldn't the best way to honor veterans be by not creating more of them? - November 13, 2014
That Barack Obama sure is the "Worst President Ever," eh?? - November 13, 2014
"Freedom" doesn't mean preachers playing politics while taxpayers pay the freight - November 13, 2014
American democracy: Not what you might be thinking it is - November 13, 2014
Two things that should never appear in the same sentence: "Tea Party" and "sanity" - November 12, 2014
If Fox News is "Fair and Balanced," is CNN "Foul and Busted?" - November 12, 2014
Dear gun nuts: The 2nd Amendment doesn't mean what it thinks you mean - November 12, 2014
Worst President Ever? Only if your criteria makes George W. Bush look like a god. - November 12, 2014
What if God was one of us? Meh; we'd let him starve. - November 12, 2014
"One man, one vote?" What a quaint, outdated notion. - November 12, 2014
Separation of Church and State? You'll conform, Comrade...or face the consequences. - November 11, 2014
You don't get this flying into Cleveland - November 11, 2014
American troops heading to Iraq: Stop me if you've heard this before - November 11, 2014
Life saving, Republican style - November 11, 2014
Steve Nash: 40 is only old if you're a dog or a professional athlete - November 11, 2014
A change for next year's World Series champions - November 11, 2014
NEVER let the truth get in the way of a good story - November 10, 2014
Øresund bridge connecting Sweden & Denmark ends dramatically from over water to under - November 10, 2014
Free speech can be offensive, objectionable speech, but it doesn't deserve to be tax-exempt - November 10, 2014
The '80s called; they want their bombshell back - November 10, 2014
Republican politics: Because cheating works, people - November 10, 2014
This is why I'd never go swimming in New York City - November 10, 2014
He who has the gold makes the rules - November 9, 2014
A prayer I could get used to - November 9, 2014
Texas edumication: It's What Jesus Would Do - November 9, 2014
American democracy: In worse shape than you know thanks to ALEC - November 9, 2014
If you believe there's a difference, YOU'RE the problem - November 9, 2014
This is what happens when scientific truth doesn't fit the dominant narrative - November 9, 2014
If you have no solution, prayer is always a great way to camouflage your vacancy - November 8, 2014
Well, we could just order pizza - November 8, 2014
Turns out you can go home again...it just doesn't look or feel like home - November 8, 2014
Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from being ridiculed for your speech - November 8, 2014
When you want it all, enough is never enough - November 8, 2014
Be careful what you vote for. You just might get it...and then some. - November 8, 2014
So much for holding politicians accountable - November 8, 2014
A reminder that elections are often won by the lowest common denominator - November 7, 2014
Photographic proof of why some people don't deserve to be parents - November 7, 2014
If you have nothing nice to say...you probably work for the Vatican - November 7, 2014
A primer on what to expect from a Republican-controlled Senate - November 7, 2014
Anyone get the number of that truck that hit us on Tuesday? - November 7, 2014
Ernest Hemingway: A man ahead of his time - November 7, 2014
This is why I always order soy milk in my Starbucks lattes - November 6, 2014
The American Sheeple have done what they were told to do - November 6, 2014
People really suck sometimes - November 6, 2014
Texas: Where the '50s never died - November 6, 2014
Common Sense 1, Reefer Madness 0 - November 6, 2014
A graphic depiction of what's wrong with America - November 6, 2014
Seperation of Church and State: Only for losers and lazy, unmotivated Liberals - November 5, 2014
This election cycle from a Democratic perspective - November 5, 2014
American democracy: The worst government money can buy - November 5, 2014
You know the gun nuts have won when this becomes reality - November 5, 2014
Greeting from our New Idiocracy: Congratulations, America; you've done it again - November 5, 2014
The best argument against Daylight Savings Time you'll see today - November 5, 2014
Russia: Homophobia and hypocrisy elevated to an art form - November 4, 2014
Finally...something to chuckle about on Election Day - November 4, 2014
The theme of the 2014 election: If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em - November 4, 2014
Use your power: VOTE, DAMNIT!!! - November 4, 2014
Daniel Snyder: The road to Hell is paved with arrogance and hubris - November 4, 2014
So you STILL believe Voter ID isn't about racism, voter intimidation, and voter suppression? - November 4, 2014
Dear Republicans: Compassion is not a sign of weakness - November 4, 2014
Gun nuts: No, you don't get to do whatever you want without consequence - November 3, 2014
Being an adult can be SO overrated - November 3, 2014
You know you're in East Texas when knuckle draggers compete for attention - November 3, 2014
The Wisconsin GOP: The best government money can buy - November 3, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in (Not So Very) Effective Marketing" - November 3, 2014
Carcinogens? Flammable tap water? Stop whining, you crybaby Liberal. - November 3, 2014
Liberals: Just a buncha lazy, unmotivated, crybaby leeches who love illegal immigrants - November 2, 2014
Now you can take Jesus along for the ride wherever your travels may lead - November 2, 2014
Rick Santorum: Today's poster boy for atheism and free thought - November 2, 2014
What religion should be about - November 2, 2014
Today's moment of truth: Christian terrorists are a bigger problem than Islamofascist zealots - November 2, 2014
It's a bird...it's a plane...it's NINJESUS!!! - November 2, 2014
Michelle Bachman: The stupid, it is strong in this one - November 1, 2014
My creative process in graphic form - November 1, 2014
Jon Stewart asks the burning question: "What Would Jesus Shoot?" - November 1, 2014
Sculpture in Berlin by Issac Cordal: "Politicians Discussing Global Warming" - November 1, 2014
If you want things to be different, do your part...start by voting - November 1, 2014
Gun control: If you're not furious about children being killed, you're simply not paying attention - November 1, 2014
Ebola makes us stupid...or, people really suck sometimes - November 1, 2014
The only campaign strategy Republicans think they need