November 24, 2014 7:20 AM

The best story about the Fresno Sheep Unit you'll see today

A student at Fresno State University who was reportedly stressed out (and also drunk) was discovered by police with his pants down fucking a sheep on Tuesday. He had been ratted out by a fellow student when she heard “strange noises” coming from the Fresno Sheep Unit.

The 23-year-old student initially told police that he had come into the Fresno Sheep Unit to wrestle with some cattle but there were no cows around to wrestle. He then changed his story, explaining he was looking to blow off some steam.

Take it away, KMPH Fox 26:

The student then changed his story, according to the report and told officers he was stressed over mid-terms, and came over to the sheep unit to beat and punch the animals.

But when officer told him that he saw him holding the sheep down and everything else that he was doing with it, that’s when the student admitted to the officer he was having sexual intercourse with the sheep, but that it was his first time.

The student then asked officers, “Am I going to be expelled for this?” He was then arrested and taken to jail. So the answer is probably yes, guy. You will likely be expelled for fucking a sheep.

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