November 26, 2014 8:18 AM

Today on "Great Moments in 'Us vs. Them'"

President Obama is announcing his plans to unilaterally and unconstitutionally and unpresidentially make a few tweaks to our current immigration clustermess — just like Hitler, Stalin, Insert-your-favorite-dictator-of-choice did. Please note this is supposed to be a super-secret message to Latinos only[.]

If you watch Fox News Channel or spend any time at all on da Interwebs, you’re well aware of the coming race war, when all good, God-fearing gun owners will be asked to rise up and defend the White race. What? You haven’t heard that African-Americans from Ferguson, MO, will be conspiring with Hispanics to engage in “ethnic cleansing” of the White race in ‘Merica?? After all, as any red-blooded, Jesus-loving ‘Merican patriot will attest, Barack Obama has signaled the beginning of civil war by announcing his immigration executive order on Mexico’s Revolution Day. And as the brave, selfless patriot Louie Gohmert well knows, the only way to stop this President from continuing to shred the Constitution so can forcibly install sharia is to defund his golf game. How else are we to stop an out-of-control President who’s obviously a homosexual Muslim gay-married to a man? It’s common knowledge that his marriage to Michelle Obama is merely a cover for his plan to exterminate the White race and turn the country over to his homosexual Muslim overlords.

The race war, which will start in Ferguson, MO, and be recognized by radical African-Americans, Muslims, and homosexuals as their signal to begin liquidating Whites, promises to be protracted and bloody. The only segment of society truly prepared to defend White America is the Ku Klux Klan. If not for God having the foresight to give White Americans the 2nd Amendment, it might not even be possible for the rest of us to defend ourselves. As a very wise man once said, gun control means using both hands…and White Americans may be forced to do exactly that in order to stand their ground and protect what’s rightfully ours

So how, you might be asking yourself, are we supposed to survive the coming race war…(which may not, in the final analysis even be about race)? Perhaps with the gold that Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity will sell you? Goldline is supposed to be recession- and turmoil-proof…right? Or by hoarding supplies in that school bus you’ve buried on your property? ‘Course, you could always turn to Jesus for help. Whatever path you choose, survival ain’t gonna come easy, knowhutimean??

As for me, I’m going to order a white pizza (get it?) from Baby Doll Pizza in the ‘hood, curl up with Erin, and watch the end of the world from the comfort of our living room. If we’re going to die, we might as well do it with bellies full of pizza crust four different cheeses, eh?

Yes, what a friend we have in Cheesus….

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