We know that you turn to WWJD when you need news you can ridicule snicker at be thankful you’re not embroiled in trust…and we take that responsibility seriously! Well, as seriously as we can while heavily sedated and hung over, that is.
Snow, Dangerous Winds, Cold Strike New England Again: Because nothing says “Truly, I live in Hell!!” like six feet of snow in your front yard and temperatures well below zero. This probably isn’t the time to mention that we’re going to have yet another day of t-shirt weather here at WWJD World Headquarters. Another daiquiri, anyone??
After massive upgrade, Large Hardon Collider to be back in action soon: Oh, damn; that’s HADRON Collider! HADRON!! Why do I do that Every. Damned. Time??
Rick Wiles: Muslim ‘Avengers’ Will Destroy America Thanks To Abortion Rights And Obamacare: The only surprise is that he didnt’ work “The Homosexual Agenda,” “Liberals,” “The Green Bay Packers,” and “Mrs. Field’s Cookies” into his diatribe.
John Kitzhaber, Cylvia Hayes face mounting exposure to criminal charges as investigations expand: Remember, kids- this is what can happen when you try to run a state while thinking with the wrong head.
Mass Text to Ukrainian Troops: Rebel Dudes Maybe Not So Bad After All: Hey, if u all srrndr now, we won’t massacre u! KTHNXBYE!!
Obamacare Lawsuit Set For Supreme Court Decision Despite Plaintiff Obstacles: Because if working to take away health insurance from millions of Americans doesn’t cement your reputation as a caring, compassionate human being…well, what will?
Cuddle Con debuts in Portland, changing the world one cuddle at a time: When going to a cuddling convention seems like a good idea, it might be time for an intervention.
Republican Lawmaker Who Hates Yoga Pants Was Just Kidding, Everybody: PSYCH!! Turns out the guy’s kinda pervy and really, really, REALLY likes lithe, attractive young women in yoga pants…AND he’s even registered early for Missoula’s Naked Bike Ride this summer. Yay!! Naked middled-aged Republican on a bike!!
13 Photos Of Humans Simply Being Good To One Another: Evidently, humanity isn’t uniformly engaged in trying to shoot, bully, and/or sexually assault one another. Who knew??
Phyllis Schlafly: Obama Weakening America With ‘Foreign Ideas And Diseases And People’: If hating everyone who doesn’t believe, think, live, and love as you do is wrong, do you really want to be right?
