March 2015 Archives
- March 31, 2015
Those who don't know history are condemned to live in Indiana - March 31, 2015
Sometimes the best stories are about those who never know they're characters - March 31, 2015
That awkward moment when Mike Pence is lying...and everyone but him recognizes it - March 31, 2015
Turns out that discrimination, homophobia, and cafeteria Christianity are bad for business - March 31, 2015
Republican state of the art 5G technology covers America from coast to coast - March 30, 2015
Mt. St. Helens on approach to PDX on a sunny day - March 30, 2015
Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act: Be careful what you ask for - March 30, 2015
Those who don't know history are condemned to live in Indiana - March 30, 2015
Today on "(Not so very) Great Moments in Truly Bad Republican Arguments" - March 29, 2015
Jesus is watching; turn off the porn - March 29, 2015
Sunday roundup: No, you just can't make this stuff up - March 29, 2015
My God is a vindictive, spiteful, mean-spirited S.O.B. - March 28, 2015
Religious freedom: It's all about the marketing - March 28, 2015
Hatred and homophobia: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction - March 28, 2015
Dick Vitale naked: What has been seen cannot be unseen - March 28, 2015
Mike Pence: The High Priest of Stupid - March 28, 2015
Why I love Photoshop - March 27, 2015
Willie Nelson for President: Because being stoned in the White House couldn't hurt - March 27, 2015
So much America.... - March 27, 2015
Sometimes a conversation isn't going to be about what you want it to be about - March 27, 2015
If your religious beliefs allow you to hate and discriminate, you have no religion - March 27, 2015
Truth in advertising - March 26, 2015
Now I have nowhere to park - March 26, 2015
More guns means more safety...in your dreams - March 26, 2015
The moment I recognized my insignificance - March 26, 2015
A reasonable person might be wondering what Judge Roy Moore is so afraid of - March 26, 2015
Ever have one of those days? - March 25, 2015
It really is 5:00 somewhere - March 25, 2015
Whither Tex-Mex: "the absence of f---ing vegetables." - March 25, 2015
What I'm reading these days - March 25, 2015
Ted Cruz campaign slogans...brought to you by the fine folks at Twitter - March 25, 2015
Two places elephants should never be seen: Circuses and Congress - March 24, 2015
The monthly meeting of Con Artists for Jesus will please come to order.... - March 24, 2015
Allusion, double entendres, and sexual innuendo, oh my.... - March 24, 2015
Minnesota vs. Wisconsin: It doesn't take a rocket scientist - March 24, 2015
Better to be thought a miserable human being than to be Andrea Tantaros - March 24, 2015
Memo to Republicans: "Disaster" doesn't mean what you think it means - March 23, 2015
Happy Monday - March 23, 2015
#RaceTogether, fail separately - March 23, 2015
Why I don't ride the bus - March 23, 2015
When you hate The Black Guy in the White House Just. That. Much.... - March 23, 2015
"Right to work"...it doesn't mean what you think it means - March 23, 2015
Ungrateful, judgmental, mean-spirited...and built to stay that way - March 23, 2015
How Republicans show off their vocabulary - March 22, 2015
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's God-man!! - March 22, 2015
When a church can't be bothered to help the poor.... - March 22, 2015
Being good without God means being good - March 22, 2015
Being a Christian doesn't mean you're perfect, just that you're better than non-believers - March 22, 2015
Who's the delusional one? - March 21, 2015
Keeping Portland weird...one story at a time - March 21, 2015
And a child shall lead them...or at least sell them cookies - March 21, 2015
We come in peace...or maybe not - March 21, 2015
If you want to know why the death penalty should be abolished, I have two words: Cameron Willingham - March 21, 2015
Is there anything that Barack Obama can't be blamed for? - March 20, 2015
Being in possession of a penis isn't license to be an asshole - March 20, 2015
Everything was fine...up until the time it wasn't - March 20, 2015
Teapublican reality: Who knew the truth was fungible? - March 20, 2015
Tolerance...not just for losers and Liberals - March 20, 2015
Those who can do. Those who can't become Vice President and lie their way without consequence into a war. - March 20, 2015
Ignorace of the truth doesn't invalidate said truth - March 19, 2015
Ever have one of those days? - March 19, 2015
Making voting as easy as possible: What a novel concept - March 19, 2015
One of mankind's last great remaining questions answered - March 19, 2015
"As an Israeli, I am ashamed that my prime minister is a racist" - March 19, 2015
Politics may stop at the water's edge...but Republican hypocrisy doesn't - March 19, 2015
We can't defeat our adversaries by becoming them and making stuff up - March 19, 2015
War isn't good for people and other living things...unless you're Tom Cotton - March 18, 2015
Today's interesting yet pointless sports trivia - March 18, 2015
On the Internet, everyone knows you're a miserable excuse for a human being - March 18, 2015
Bible-thumping Conservative Christians get to have all the fun - March 18, 2015
When stupid people elect stupid people.... - March 18, 2015
Remember, consistency of standards don't apply if you have Jesus - March 17, 2015
Why marketers make the big bucks - March 17, 2015
March Madness: An exercise in modern-day indentured servitude - March 17, 2015
Yeah...these are EXACTLY the people we want defining what the 2nd Amendment means - March 17, 2015
Clueless, self-righteous, and willfully ignorant is no way to go through life, son - March 17, 2015
Being a Republican shouldn't mean being a joke...but it seems to be the case that they are - March 17, 2015
These are definitely not the drones you're looking for - March 17, 2015
Republican evil and racism: Same as it ever was - March 16, 2015
Real Portlanders don't use umbrellas - March 16, 2015
Better to be thought a fool than to be Jamie Jones and think being a "Pissed-off Redneck" is a good thing - March 16, 2015
Today in Unfortunate Names: I think I used to go out with her daughter - March 16, 2015
Legalized marijuana: Be careful what you ask for.... - March 16, 2015
What might happen if the Army was run like Republicans want to run American foreign policy - March 15, 2015
Kinda makes you wonder what she'd do WITH Jesus, doesn't it? - March 15, 2015
Oklahoma: Gays and lesbians need not apply - March 15, 2015
Propserity Theology: Grifting for Jesus - March 15, 2015
Republicans and racism: Who says Republicans don't understand history? - March 15, 2015
Once upon a time, when Republicans acted like human beings.... - March 14, 2015
One man's wonder is another's shortcoming - March 14, 2015
On the Internet, everyone knows you're a troll - March 14, 2015
If you believe McDonalds food can be healthy, I have a leprechaun for you - March 14, 2015
When you get your news from Rush Limbaugh, you're what's wrong with America - March 14, 2015
It's not a problem when someone's else child is coming home in a flag-draped box - March 13, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Unfortunate Camera Angles" - March 13, 2015
The King is dead. Long live the King. - March 13, 2015
If you give this to your woman, I'd hope she kicks your ass - March 13, 2015
When it comes to vaccines, there's no right to willful ignorance - March 13, 2015
This is what happens when Republicans believe power is and rightfully should be theirs - March 13, 2015
Satan works in mysterious ways, doesn't he? - March 13, 2015
A quick review for the 47 senators who don't understand how American government works - March 12, 2015
Apple's way of telling you that you have too damned much money - March 12, 2015
Not the reason I'm an atheist: That's my story and I'm sticking to it - March 12, 2015
Greetings from Alabama, where every day is Throwback Thursday - March 12, 2015
The problem with mankind is our tendency to ruin everything we come in contact with - March 12, 2015
More writer's humor: The origin of "Grammar Nazi" - March 12, 2015
It's all about liberty, personal freedom, and small government...except when it's not - March 12, 2015
Love is real: Rick Santorum's worst nightmare - March 11, 2015
Little known fact: Batman is buried in Portland - March 11, 2015
Remember, treason is only a crime if you're not a Republican - March 11, 2015
More writer's humor: Why no one makes a career out of being a grammar policeman - March 11, 2015
My generation used "Stairway to Heaven" as a prom theme...and we seemed to have survived intact - March 11, 2015
I just found my next car - March 10, 2015
An authentic Portland Bloody Mary doesn't come garnished with a celery stick - March 10, 2015
Beware Evil Lesbian Abortion Witchcraft Promiscuity Cookies! - March 10, 2015
How badly do you need a job? - March 10, 2015
The Truth has a Liberal bias - March 10, 2015
Watch out, kids! This is what blind faith will get you. - March 10, 2015
If God had meant for us to be compassionate, He would have given us a government that cares about people - March 9, 2015
Missing: One attack turtle. And his nunchucks. Approach with caution. - March 9, 2015
In no way am I prejudiced against [blank]; in fact, some of my best friends are [blank] - March 9, 2015
At least I finally know who stole my Galoshes of Remorse - March 9, 2015
Racists and haters: Classy (or not) to the bitter end - March 9, 2015
How to ensure no one ever steals your lunch from the office refrigerator again - March 9, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: The most 'Merica headline you'll read today - March 9, 2015
No human being should be capable of doing this - March 8, 2015
Yes, but does your work come with an eternal warranty...or does it expire when the Rapture arrives? - March 8, 2015
Speaking an uncomfortable truth to those not disposed to hearing it can be a dangerous thing - March 8, 2015
Is there email in Heaven? - March 8, 2015
When invoking Godwin's Law to describe Christianity in Oklahoma isn't a stretch - March 8, 2015
Today on "People Unclear on the Concept: International Women's Day - March 8, 2015
This is what happens when parents are more scared of gluten than smallpox - March 8, 2015
"Right to work" actually means "Right to work for less and with fewer rights" - March 7, 2015
Ah...my Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit has arrived - March 7, 2015
Because bacon really does make everything better - March 7, 2015
"Name An Accomplishment": The game no smart Conservative Republican should play - March 7, 2015
Better to be thought a fool than to be Donald Trump and remove any and all lingering doubt - March 7, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Conservatives Inappropriately Politicizing the Non-Political" - March 7, 2015
Friends don't let friends drink and drive...or vote Republican - March 6, 2015
Another good reason to love Portland: Our mountain is cooler than yours - March 6, 2015
Home is where the confusion is - March 6, 2015
Just in case you forget what they're selling - March 6, 2015
Isn't it time common sense prevailed and we stop persecuting and prosecuting people over a plant? - March 6, 2015
Mr. Spock is dead...and the cartoons are very, very bad - March 6, 2015
White makes Right...if not particularly bright - March 6, 2015
Boundaries - March 5, 2015
Poor grammar?? That's unpossible!! - March 5, 2015
Memo to Pope Francis: Having and raising children is not a requirement. It is, and should be, a choice. - March 5, 2015
If you want a First World country, you need to pay your fair share - March 5, 2015
Who would Jesus hate...and want to kill by any available means? - March 5, 2015
Who needz edumications when wee can haz Jesus?? - March 5, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Lack of Self-Awareness" - March 5, 2015
If your religion teaches you to hate, you don't have religion. You have a sickness. - March 4, 2015
Yes, you can go ahead and admit it: Your life is pretty pathetic - March 4, 2015
Something to restore your faith in humanity...especially the Liberal side of it - March 4, 2015
Swimming upstream in a river of ignorance and lack of intellectual agility is exhausting - March 4, 2015
Reverend, will eating cheeseburgers help me lead a Christ-like life?? - March 4, 2015
This is what can happen when your cat's smarter than you - March 4, 2015
If Ben Carson's talking about religion and science, he's about 30 seconds away from being skewered by Jon Stewart - March 4, 2015
One is fantasy and the other is a cheap modern bodice-ripper - March 3, 2015
Another reason to love Portland: Our airport is cooler than yours - March 3, 2015
Today's nominees for Headline of the Year: Beware the wrath of the fearless stoned rabbit - March 3, 2015
The definition of courage - March 3, 2015
Congratulations, Wisconsin! You've chosen to participate in your own marginalization. Well played! - March 3, 2015
At some point you have to stop blaming others for your problems...especially your cat - March 3, 2015
Just when I'd begun to think you couldn't measure IQ in negative numbers.... - March 3, 2015
Denying the reality of global climate change doesn't render it any less real - March 2, 2015
Let's just declare the Dallas Morning News the winner of the Internet and go home, shall we? - March 2, 2015
Telling the truth is no way to poison a cyanide factory, son - March 2, 2015
Happy Monday...or not - March 2, 2015
Today's damned good reason for rejecting Christianity - March 2, 2015
One person's religious extremism is another's religion - March 2, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Is stupid a prerquisite to be a Republican Congressman? - March 2, 2015
Proof that Obamacare is (not exactly) killing job growth - March 1, 2015
If you feel moved to kill for your religion, you have no religion- you're a psychopath - March 1, 2015
When stupid people elect even more intellectually challenged people....