It seems this generation’s Joseph McCarthy thinks he has something to offer America…if “something to offer” means “feeding his massive ego,” that is. In a campaign kickoff speech before an packed house of several thousand college students required to be in atttendance or face fines from Liberty University, Cruz promised a fact-free Presidency, long on fear-mongering and hyper-religiosity and short on compassion and the social safety net. I have little doubt but that he’s fully capable of delivering.
Cruz’ America would be a capitalist Paradise where citizens are freed of the burden of health care insurance, freed to die from the inability to pay for health care. The 1% would rule and everyone else would fight for scraps, and permanent recession would be virtually guaranteed. He’s good at saying what the Tea Party faithful want to hear, but not so much at addressing the issues this country faces in a rational and factual manner. In short, Ted Cruz is a snake oil salesman who cares less about America than he does his own self-aggrandizement and lust for power and control.
Man, feeding that ego must be a full-time, 24/7/365 undertaking.
Thankfully for him, America is on the job, and many have contributed possible campaign slogans…via Twitter, so you know they’re well-considered and honest. Because whenever I need cogent, dispassionate analysis, I always turn to Twitter.
And I’m seldom disappointed.
"Cruise with Cruz! (but not, you know, in the gay way)" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 24, 2015We had our first Black President. Time for our first Douchebag President
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— brian (@overthelimit80) March 23, 2015Put Me in Charge of the Government That I Shut Down Over a Law That Already Passed & Approved by the Supreme Court #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— TheNewDeal (@TheNewDeal) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
RIP Science (1601-2017)
— JRehling (@JRehling) March 23, 2015"Not a Fan of Pride Parades" #tedcruzcampaignslogans http://t.co/M9FWmIeSjf
— HumanRightsCampaign (@HRC) March 23, 2015Grumpy Cat takes on #TedCruz and wins:
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/O2Zn5VkjmY
— Bipartisan Report (@Bipartisanism) March 23, 2015
Put Me in Charge of the Government That I Shut Down Over a Law That Already Passed & Approved by the Supreme Court #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— TheNewDeal (@TheNewDeal) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
"If the slaves were never freed…that might not be a bad thing" pic.twitter.com/GqNT4Tj6Qh
— The Average BlackMan (@TheAvgBlackMan) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans I'm so lazy I couldn't secure my domain names. http://t.co/bZRilOnXCw http://t.co/v5pkp3gO9L #Cruz4PresidentLOL
— Republican Swine (@RepublicanSwine) March 23, 2015“Like Sarah Palin’s annoying brother”: #TedCruz2016 brutally mocked http://t.co/EmldgHeqJI #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/mseGdSwJTN
— The Baxter Bean (@TheBaxterBean) March 23, 2015"Hypocrites for Cruz" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans #TedCruz2016 pic.twitter.com/xKjx2WbqZi
— The Baxter Bean (@TheBaxterBean) March 23, 2015@TheBaxterBean it also sounds better than "After-Birthers for Cruz"
— Gern Blanston (@gblanstonku) March 23, 2015I've done nothing for Texans in the US Senate, but I'm still trying to seek higher office. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Texas Democrats (@TXDemParty) March 23, 2015"Let's Put The 'Fun' Back Into 'Dangerously Unhinged Fundamentalist!'" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich) March 23, 2015I'm just here to make the others look way less crazy.
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) March 23, 2015Standing up 4 the conservative principle that a bag of cash from the Kochs weighs more than 13,000 scientific papers #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 23, 2015Cuban dad. Canadian born. Harvard educated. Hate immigrants. Despise healthcare. Champion stupidity. I need therapy #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 23, 2015If you like "Green Eggs and Ham"…then I am your man! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) March 23, 2015If you're dumb enough to think Bush was better than Obama. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans A Dumb Texan with Daddy Issues. What Could Possibly Go Wrong? pic.twitter.com/702WmLMmqH
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 23, 2015I'll make sure your tax dollars go towards war, not healthcare. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— RagingTeabagger (@RagingTeabagger) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans: "I'll drag this country right into the 1950s"
— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) March 23, 2015As a Canadian born citizen, I want to take America back. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— RagingTeabagger (@RagingTeabagger) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans "Me an' Pappy made it in, now shut down the border"
— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) March 23, 2015I'm no scientist, but who cares what those eggheads say?
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 23, 2015I'm Here, The Country Is Full Now, Close The Border
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
(h/t @NeilSteinberg)
— Lenny (@DimeStoreNinja) March 23, 2015"Cause the Apocalypse ain't gonna start itself." #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans "Let's take America back - 50 years."
— clydetheslyde (@clydetheslyde) March 23, 2015He didn't create the Internet.
He doesn't understand how it works.
https://t.co/x6zR8KcBWA
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/rcFspqzNIn
— Very Serious People™ (@TheXclass) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans "Born in the US, eh?"
— clydetheslyde (@clydetheslyde) March 23, 2015Black people should still be slaves.#TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/g9UjrYuSgK
— Lyberel Worrier (@lyberel) March 23, 2015#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
"I'm the last #immigrant you'll ever need!" pic.twitter.com/UXh9AN5tyU
— cassandracarolina (@cassandra17lina) March 23, 2015#TedCruz: I Thought Being Canadian At Birth 'Didn't Matter'
http://t.co/iUP2wqWIsb #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/slqhkt7pOf
— bennydiego (@bennydiego) March 23, 2015Everything is bigger in Texas, even the morons!
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/V3Qwg8qZMN
— RB Blair (@TuxcedoCat) March 23, 2015I do not like the poor right there
I do not like them anywhere #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— JustJanis (@jsavite) March 23, 2015"Just like a Carnival Cruz, but more full of sh*t" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Leftfielder (@DaleMoss2) March 23, 2015If Reagan was a Canadian, I'd be Reagan #TedCruzCampaignSlogans.
— Erick E. (@ErickErickscum) March 23, 2015I smell like green eggs and ham #tedcruzcampaignslogans
— Reagan Was A Liberal (@JTBojanglesXXXL) March 23, 2015Sure I'm an immigrant, and my dad was an actual communist. So what? I'm white and live in Texas. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Pete (@ForPetesSake78) March 23, 2015How's it goin', eh? Vote for Ted, you hosers. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robbie Sherwood (@RobbieSherwood) March 23, 2015Please permit me to mansplain to you ladies. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/gF7cTZMcn6
— Aღanda (@GrnEyedMandy) March 23, 2015Every child has the right to be uninsured #TedCruzCampaignSlogans #uniteblue #tcot pic.twitter.com/vkhjkw7GPO
— Liberals Rock (@LiberalsUSARock) March 23, 2015Affordable, accessible health care is for Canadians. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/yWppiaS76O
— Aღanda (@GrnEyedMandy) March 23, 2015I am nothing like Adolf Hitler #TedCruzCampaignSlogans #uniteblue #tcot pic.twitter.com/pRfoIiCnJd
— LiA (@LibsInAmerica) March 23, 2015
