What Life Is Like When You Live With a 10-Pound Penis
Yes, there’s a man in Germany who has penis that weighs nearly 10 pounds. Forty-five-year-old Micha has a 9-inch-long, 3.5-inch-wide penis that, after silicon injections, cashes in at around 9.5 pounds…. “I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6 pounds hasn’t been enough for a while,” he told Vice.com. Micha (who’d prefer not to use his last name) has had his penis permanently “enhanced” with implants because it makes him feel “better” mentally. However, if you’re wondering, bigger isn’t always better in the bedroom. As you can surely imagine, it makes sex considerably more difficult…. “After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more,” but he adds that it has forced him to get more creative. “You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.”
I suppose this is what can happen when you’re desperately unhappy with what you were born with…and don’t know when to stop “improving” on Nature’s gift.
Under normal circumstances, Cosmopolitan isn’t my usual “go to” site…but there’s just something about the phrase “Ten-pound penis” that captured my attention (I think I just found the name of my band!!).
I’ve heard it said many a time that size matters, but there’s also something to be said for knowing when you have WAY too much of a good thing. I can’t begin to understand what would drive someone to…uh, “augment” his manhood to the point where it looks as if he’s sporting a bowling ball in his shorts.
Micha seems to be generally OK with the situation, which is all that really matters. You and I don’t have to live with his…whatever you want to call it- “penis” seems so inadequate- and he appears to have made his peace with his claim to fame. I can’t begin to understand how Micha can live with it, but then I don’t have to.
After the jump, you’ll find a picture of Micha illustrating the extent of what he’s done to “augment” his manhood. It’s safe for work…but it might be considered disturbing by some, and not without good reason.
Remember, what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Sometimes words fail me….
