Who will stop the Obama before he robs America of all of our precious reserves of carbon pollution and the uninsured?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 13, 2015
The number of uninsured Americans continues to decline, as almost 9 out of 10 Americans now have health insurance. This is, of course, proof that Obamacare has completely failed, because the Kenyan Usurper OBVIOUSLY LIED about being able to keep your current insurance plan, and also the website was broken for the first few months. And Socialism. And death panels.
Now that THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER has forced health insurance upon Americans- EXACTLY LIKE HITLER!!- this country has been saddled with a burden of prosperity unlike anything seen when (GOD BLESS HIM!!) George W. Bush was Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader ©. And even though 9 out of 10 adults have health insurance, Obamacare has been a total failure- because (DUH!!!) death panels and mandates and stuff.
At least when Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © was in office, things were predictable. No one could find a job, but we knew that Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © was a Christian…and he loved America…and he was White. Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © looked like us, and we could relate to him because when he spoke he didn’t use all them fancy words that Mr. Harvard-and-Columbia-educated-Fancy-Pants uses. Plus, we knew America was strong and meant business. We kicked ass in Iraq and Afghanistan, and Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © made us proud to be American. Now The Black Guy in the White House © is negotiating with Iran when what Ted Nugent says we should be doing is bombing them back into the Stone Age, then paving Tehran and renting it out as overflow parking. The Nuge knows of which he speaks.
Now that people are working and insured and America is no longer at war, this country isn’t even recognizable. When Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © was in the White House, America kicked ass and took names. Sure, a few folks died because they couldn’t afford health insurance…but if they were meant to live, don’tcha think God would’ve let them be born healthy? Now it’s available to everybody, and…SOCIALISM!!!!
Oh, the humanity….
Now we’re stuck with a Kenyan Muslim usurper with a forged birth certificate and a deep-seated hatred for America. Why, any day now- guaranDAMNteed- we’re going to be hearing about how The Black Guy in the White House © is suspending democracy, instituting martial law, and declaring himself Dictator for Life- all while forcing Americans to get gay married.
And don’t even get me started on all them gays and their Homosexual Agenda and such. Why do you think we have so many hurricanes and natural disasters? DUH!! God’s punishing us for not electing a rich White man. As any REAL American patriot knows, our Presidents are supposed to be wealthy, well-fed Conservative White men. No wonder God’s angry with us.
I want my country back…the one where an inept, inarticulate White man is President.
