May 2015 Archives
- May 31, 2015
You were warned. Now you must pay. - May 31, 2015
Any coward can hate; it takes courage to love - May 31, 2015
Why making Christianity the official religion is a VERY bad idea - May 31, 2015
This week in God: The silliness can be overwhelming at times - May 31, 2015
Meanwhile, at the intersection of Ignorant and Hyper-religious.... - May 30, 2015
Finally...a self-help book for writers - May 30, 2015
Sodomy, witchcraft, and natural disasters: Who knew the Gay Agenda was so all-powerful?? - May 30, 2015
Will the last person to leave Floriduh please turn out the lights? - May 30, 2015
You don't have to be a horrible human being to like the Internet...but it certainly helps - May 30, 2015
Why cats deserve a Nobel Prize - May 29, 2015
Happy Friday: Remember when your mother told you not to play with fire? - May 29, 2015
Banning flatulence: Finally, government has a purpose - May 29, 2015
What my book club is reading this month - May 29, 2015
Great moments in #freedumb: Ammosexuals protecting freedom by threatening the freedom of others - May 29, 2015
Somebody's about to lose a trailer - May 28, 2015
You can't get there from here - May 28, 2015
Where the ideas for reality television come from - May 28, 2015
My challenge: Trying to stay one step ahead of the grammar nazis - May 28, 2015
Marketing: Yer doon it rong - May 28, 2015
The Texas Legislature: Government that cares. Sort of. Maybe a little. Well, no; not at all, really. - May 28, 2015
Bernie Sanders may be many good and wonderful things- but a magic bullet isn't on that list - May 28, 2015
Why J.K. Rowling is my new hero - May 28, 2015
When being "pro-life" means complete control of women's bodies, you're a monster - May 27, 2015
More writer's humor: Punctuation. Not optional. - May 27, 2015
Sometimes hard work, patience, perseverance, and talent pays off - May 27, 2015
Fake 'til you make it...or 'til they bury you - May 27, 2015
This week in God: Despite what you might think, you just can't make this stuff up, kids - May 27, 2015
Who loves our troops? They know who doesn't. - May 26, 2015
Houston, we have a problem.... - May 26, 2015
A beer that used to be cool but now is merely ironic - May 26, 2015
You know you're a Conservative when only the application of justice matters, not the accuracy - May 26, 2015
Flooding: Yet another reason to (not) miss Houston - May 26, 2015
The American Taliban: Membership has its privileges - May 26, 2015
The newest Best Thing Ever: Bacon-wrapped Oreos. Die like a man. - May 25, 2015
Wow...so now I'm sexy? - May 25, 2015
A staggering work of heart-breaking brilliance...except for the sex parts - May 25, 2015
Actually, I'm a big fan of irony - May 25, 2015
More great moments in Conservative "leadership" - May 25, 2015
Don't let the bastards drag you down - May 24, 2015
Coexistence: Just do it - May 24, 2015
Today's lesson comes to us from across the pond - May 24, 2015
If you're against same-sex marriage because of religion, how about doing some research? - May 24, 2015
Josh Duggar: Not perfect, just forgiven...and held to a different standard because of his faith - May 24, 2015
The definition of White Christian privilege - May 23, 2015
Today on "Things That Should Never Go Together" - May 23, 2015
"Hello N-gger": Why Twitter is the brain dump of choice for haters with low double-digit IQs - May 23, 2015
Rand Paul: Just stupid enough to represent the GOP in 2016 - May 22, 2015
No wonder I can't remember anything about kindergarten - May 22, 2015
Peace, love, and gunfire: Just another day in the 'hood - May 22, 2015
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea - May 22, 2015
"Liberal" isn't an epithet; it's a philosophy and a label to be worn with pride - May 22, 2015
A woman, a gay couple, and a welfare recipient walk into a Republican bar.... - May 21, 2015
It's Texas...and I'll guaran-damn-tee you this guy's still single - May 21, 2015
What good are the poor if you can't manipulate them for entertainment? - May 21, 2015
Tonight on "Things You'll Never EVER See In The Mainstream Media" - May 21, 2015
Greed is good...because we refuse to regard it any other way - May 21, 2015
Greetings from our glorious post-racial Paradise!! - May 20, 2015
Dostoevsky's words of wisdom - May 20, 2015
"Religious freedom" isn't freedom to discriminate against those you hate - May 20, 2015
For those times when you need to feel in control - May 20, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Oxymorons": Conservative Leadership - May 20, 2015
Well, I'm not a revolutionary.... - May 19, 2015
Don't give up - May 19, 2015
Study: One in three Republicans believes in Santa Claus...and that puppies can cure cancer - May 19, 2015
A primer on our pointless existence - May 19, 2015
Marsha Blackburn: Being a Conservative means never having to trifle with facts or evidence - May 19, 2015
You'd think the GOP clown car would be at full capacity by now...right?? - May 18, 2015
What's on my Kindle these days - May 18, 2015
Beware the awesome power of the Gay Agenda (or not) - May 18, 2015
After 10 years on the Texas Gulf Coast, how much do you think I miss this? - May 18, 2015
Respect: It should't be optional when discussing religion with someone who doesn't believe in God - May 18, 2015
In Mother Russia, beach comes to you - May 17, 2015
God is Love...except when he's not - May 17, 2015
Hatred and Homophobia American Style: Another popular export - May 17, 2015
The swimsuit competition from the 1953 Miss Birmingham KKK pageant - May 17, 2015
More great moments in religious freedumb - May 17, 2015
In Mother Russia, fish shoot you...unless you draw on them first - May 16, 2015
Just another sunrise in Paradise...in this case Boring, OR - May 16, 2015
When you begin to doubt that a large number of Americans are morons.... - May 16, 2015
It's paneful; wii is fayling r chilldrun - May 16, 2015
Greetings from the United States of Surveillance Technology - May 16, 2015
Being denied the right to discriminate is not the definition of discrimination - May 15, 2015
Yeah, I know; EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas - May 15, 2015
Hatred and homophobia are easy when you don't believe gays to be people - May 15, 2015
Details always escape me - May 15, 2015
It's Texas, so who says women aren't property? - May 15, 2015
Stay thirsty, my friend - May 15, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Oxymorons": Conservative Leadership - May 14, 2015
Bad day commencing in 4...3...2.... - May 14, 2015
A glimpse into the conversations I have with myself - May 14, 2015
Marketing: Yer doon it rong - May 14, 2015
Now you know that the gun lobby truly elevates gun rights over human life - May 14, 2015
Double standard: Another phrase that can't be found in the Conservative Dictionary - May 13, 2015
Yet another reason I'm proud to live in Oregon - May 13, 2015
The argument for "religious liberty": proof that hatred is easy when you don't have the courage to love - May 13, 2015
One possibility for deciding the future of same-sex marriage - May 13, 2015
Today's nominee for Floriduh Parent(s) of the Year: It's all about behavior modification - May 13, 2015
When parody and Conservative Christian fear mongering are indistinguishable - May 12, 2015
Failure is for those unable to learn lessons when things fall apart - May 12, 2015
Warm heart, wet nose - May 12, 2015
If you're poor and live in Wisconsin, you'll get nothing...and you'll like it - May 12, 2015
How do I always miss the fun holidays? - May 12, 2015
Liberty! Freedumb! Karma!! - May 12, 2015
You know your day's going to suck when you wake up to this - May 11, 2015
Atheists can and do go to Hell...in Norway - May 11, 2015
Executing the innocent to protect the Greater Good: What price are we willing to pay? - May 11, 2015
Today's dispatch from the Department of What Should Be Blindingly Obvious - May 11, 2015
Once again, Conservative haters demonstrate their hypocrisy when it comes to freedom of speech - May 11, 2015
So you still think women are treated equally? - May 10, 2015
Everyone else thinks you're an asshole - May 10, 2015
More great moments in religious freedumb - May 10, 2015
Because as every good, God-fearing, Christian patriot knows, God is a Republican - May 10, 2015
Yet another silly and indefensible reason for disliking those who are good without God - May 10, 2015
What? You mean to tell me that Jesus DIDN'T write the Constitution?? - May 9, 2015
First they came for those in chipmunk costumes, and I said nothing, for I had no chipmunk costume - May 9, 2015
If they can't control science, Republicans will simply negate it - May 9, 2015
Operation Libtard: Today Austin, tomorrow Texas - May 9, 2015
The case against same-sex marriage: Desperate times call for desperate arguments and twisted logic - May 9, 2015
Conservatives and heterosexual White Christians don't own American values - May 8, 2015
In Mother Russia, love hurts - May 8, 2015
Be careful when you demand special treatment...because you just might get more than you bargained for - May 8, 2015
Out of one, many - May 8, 2015
This month's meeting of Knuckle Draggers Anonymous will come to order - May 8, 2015
Another passage from the Republican Bible - May 7, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Subtle Homoerotic Overtones" - May 7, 2015
Today's lesson: In which Jack learns to bark less and wag more - May 7, 2015
What doesn't kill you only makes you ponder the futility of your existence - May 7, 2015
Greetings from our new idiocracy: You know something's up when they're digging tunnels under Walmarts. - May 7, 2015
A snake oil salesman peddling his wares - May 7, 2015
Extremism in the service of anti-extremism is no virtue - May 7, 2015
You know your day's going to suck when.... - May 6, 2015
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be writers - May 6, 2015
One small step towards a more common sense approach to our national addiction to guns - May 6, 2015
It's not paranoia if you think they're out to get you - May 6, 2015
Sow the wind of hatred, reap the whirlwind of retribution and bloodshed - May 6, 2015
No matter how you spin it, EQUAL rights are not SPECIAL rights - May 5, 2015
Today on "Things we overheard in the Portland airport" - May 5, 2015
The higher you climb, the bigger the target you present - May 5, 2015
Today's pro tip: How not to fly with $19,000 worth of cocaine - May 5, 2015
Better to be thought a fool and a scoundrel than to be Rand Paul - May 5, 2015
How Democrats "ruined" Baltimore...according to Republicans who greased the skids - May 4, 2015
Why marriage equality will become law sooner than you might think - May 4, 2015
Today's Facepalm Moment: Stupid, Crazy, and Texas go together like baseball and apple pie - May 4, 2015
Who needs a man when you have technology? - May 4, 2015
Texas Freedumb: Because who needs the tyranny of healthy children? - May 4, 2015
When ants sing.... - May 3, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Cafeteria Christianity" - May 3, 2015
More great moments in religious freedumb - May 3, 2015
Christians...meet Lions (and their homosexual, gay-marrying overlords) - May 3, 2015
Joel Osteen: Proof that modern Christianity is as corrupt as is it greedy - May 3, 2015
Going into business with Jesus means the Lord loans at reasonable rates - May 2, 2015
It's time to let people be, love, and marry who they choose - May 2, 2015
When you're too stupid to know you're stupid.... - May 2, 2015
Never say...oh, never mind.... - May 2, 2015
Dear members of the Radical Religious Right: Karma doesn't mean what you think it means - May 2, 2015
Go with the flow - May 2, 2015
When something doesn't work, paint a dick on it - May 1, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Products We Never Knew We Could Live Without" - May 1, 2015
Modern Conservatism: When you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything - May 1, 2015
I call it "prejudice," you call it "religious freedom" - May 1, 2015
No, Virginia...believing both political parties to be the same only makes you look uninformed - May 1, 2015
Because "God is Love" doesn't mean what you think it means