June 20, 2015 6:08 AM

America: Where happiness is a warm gun

I long ago accepted that I’ll never get what I want, which is to ban guns altogether. Yes, I’m one of those unabashed “gun-grabbing Liberals” that proudly closed-minded gun control foes allegedly live in mortal fear of. Though I’ve faced reality and given up on my dream, those who value their guns over all else- including human life- refuse to give up their dream of being able to openly carry whatever they want wherever they want. It’s as sad as it is pathetic, especially when one considers that innocent Americans are still dying in senseless mass shootings largely because proudly closed-minded gun control foes refuse to consider anything even faintly redolent of common sense gun control.

When you continue to believe despite all logic to the contrary that MOR GUNZ!!!! is the ONLY thing that keep us safe from criminals, YOU are the problem. I’d ask proudly closed-minded gun control foes how they feel about having blood on their hands, but I already know what their answer would be. It’s either A) Guns don’t kill people, or B)They can’t be held responsible for their choices other people make.

We now live in a country in which the NRA, proudly closed-minded gun control foes, and heartless zealots like Wayne LaPierre and Larry Pratt preside over what’s become a free-fire zone. The gun industry continues to rack up the profits as the mentally ill are granted access to guns with too often predictable results. They’ve turned the 2nd Amendment in to the most willfully misinterpreted and misunderstood 27 words in the English language. They’ve purchased most of Congress. And they’ve created a political environment in which it’s always “too soon” to consider taking action in the wake of yet another mass shooting.

America now has a minimum acceptable level of bloodshed…but as long as proudly closed-minded gun control foes aren’t burying their own, what’s the problem?

Jeb Bush’s pathetic Charleston dodge: “I don’t know” if white supremacist suspect was motivated by racism: “In fact, do we even know for certain that it was a gun that killed those poor people?? Because as we all know, MOR GUNZ!!! only makes good, God-fearing American patriots safer!”

Fox News pundit: Charleston shootings happened because society accepts transgender people: Why anyone would believe Erick Erickson to be anything but a truly objectionable ambulatory meat sack with nothing of value to add to anything defies rational understanding.

NRA official blames pastor for church massacre: Is it just me, or does the idea of allowing guns to be openly carried in church take the paranoid Right-wing bunker mentality just a wee bit too far? This line of reasoning is about as sick and disrespectful as it gets, but it’s about all one could expect from a proudly closed-minded gun control foe.

EW Jackson: Charleston Shooting Result Of Anti-Christian Climate Created By Gays, Obama: And here all this time I’d been thinking that Obama and Teh Gayz were actually responsible for natural disasters. Man, it’s so hard to know who to blame for what these days.

Focus On Islamic Extremism Leaves Radical Right Overlooked: The Far Right refuses to admit and face the reality that Americans face a far bigger threat from White Christian terrorists than from radical Islamofascists.

Larry Wilmore rips conservative response to Charleston shootings: Fox ‘makes my f-cking head explode’: When Conservatives are heavily invested in the narrative that MOR GUNZ!!! makes everyone safer, you can’t very well expect them to honestly face reality, can you?

Why Conservatives Can Only Talk About ‘Religious Liberty’ In Charleston: Because they know they have no defensible argument for refusing to discuss common sense gun control. When your argument is as inhuman as it is indefensible, you have little choice but to misdirect the conversation.

Rick Perry: Obama Suffers ‘Knee-Jerk Reaction’ to SC Shootings: No, Governor Goodhair is suffering from the “ignore the problem and it will go away by itself” delusion characteristic of proudly closed-minded gun control foes.

How The Charleston Shooting Is Linked To The Confederate Flag, According To A South Carolinian: It is, and always has been, about hate.

Alveda King: Charleston Carnage Happened Because Abortion: Wow…who knew pregnant women were so powerful and malevolent? Could they also be responsible for same-sex marriage and hurricanes?

The Wildly Different Ways One Senator Responds To Terrorism: Boston Versus Charleston: Muslims are terrorists. White Christians have “anger control issues.”

Anything But Race: Right-Wing Pundits In Denial Mode Following Charleston Shooting: Remember, guns don’t kill people because of racism- racist White people kill people because they have anger control issues.

Obama Is Sick Of Mass Shootings And Wants Congress To Do Something About Gun Control: Conservatives have pilloried the President for being “undignified” and indulging in “knee-jerk reaction.” They’re simply unable to face the truth.

Rick Perry: Charleston massacre was an ‘accident’ caused by drugs — not guns: As if we needed more conclusive proof that Rick Perry is a flippin’ idiot. It’s a case of “better to be suspected a moron than to open your mouth and remove any and all lingering doubt.

Gun Owners Of America Blames Slain Charleston Pastor For Voting Against Concealed Carry: If only the pastor had possessed the foresight to set up interlocking fields of fire around the pulpit….

Frequent Fox guest: Whites might shoot up more black churches if Obama keeps calling them racist: Just in case you hadn’t gotten your minimum daily requirement of insanely @#$%^&+ stupid….

Fox And Friends Say More Guns Would Have Stopped The Charleston Church Massacre: Are these mental and moral midgets capable of independent thought…or are they so wedded to parroting the company line that they can’t recognize the collection of absurdities they’ve become?

Nikki Haley: Death Penalty for Roof, Not Gun Control: Because MOR GUNZ!!! only makes everyone safer…until a wacko proves that no, that’s not actually anywhere close to being true.

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