June 10, 2015 5:44 AM

More great moments in Conservative "leadership"

I respect people who call themselves Conservative and actually understand what term means. These are generally thoughtful souls who simply have a different take on the role of government than I do. Fair enough. Informed consent (and dissent) is what makes for a vibrant, functional democracy.

Unfortunately, too many today call themselves “Conservative” while having NO clue about conservatism…perhaps because it’s shorter than “authoritarian, intolerant, hypocritical, judgmental zealot.” If you believe in government small enough to enforce your pet social agenda, discriminate against those not like you, and ensure that the social safety net is available to you but not others, you’re not a Conservative. You’re a sociopath…and sadly, “sociopathic” is an apt description of today’s Right-wing.

There’s just no way I could make this stuff up….

Noah From The Bible Didn’t Retire, So This Likely GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Doesn’t See Why You Should: Rarely do I run across someone so mind-bendingly, unbelievably stupid. It’s difficult to know where to even begin.

Rick Santorum finds only one voter waiting at Iowa campaign event, warns her about gay marriage: The only person in America who’s never heard of Google- imagine her surprise when she finds out what “santorum” actually means.

Pat Robertson: Tell Bereaved Mother Her Dead Baby Could’ve Been The Next Hitler: There’s that good ol’ Christian compassion on display again. Man, when you’re a dick, you’re dick, knowhutimean??

Mike Huckabee: Obama Is ‘Redistributing Poverty’: Just like Huckabee is redistributing authoritarian theocratic bullshit.

Fox News host gets schooled on fracking — and angrily orders his guest off the show: Bullies and fools HATE being contradicted…especially when their jobs depends on spouting the company line, which in this case is dead wrong and demonstrably so.

George W. Bush Charged A Homeless Shelter $100,000 To Speak At Its Fundraiser: Class. Pure class.

Ann Coulter: My Immigration Plan Would ‘Not Admit Overweight Girls’ Into US: I’m not certain Fraulein Gasraum © could be more objectionable and inhuman if she tried.

Ann Coulter Suggests Denying Citizenship To Blind People & People In Wheelchairs: What’s next? Will Fraulein Gasraum © be advocating for setting senior citizens adrift on ice floes armed only with a can of tuna and a box of Captain America comic books?

Meet 5 GOP chickenhawks who want to send troops abroad — but never served in the military: The people most eager to fight wars are those who never have and never will.

Coulter: GOP Will Win by ‘Driving Up the White Vote,’ Not Pandering to Minorities: How ‘bout we all stop pretending that multi-culturalism and inclusion are the path to winning over a majority of voters…when we’ve know all along that it’s about keep the good, God-fearing, White majority scared and stupid?

Sean Hannity: McKinney cop had to defend himself from being ‘shanked’ by pool party teens: White folks knowthat where there are Black folks, there be a whole lotta shankin’ going on.

CHRIS CHRISTIE: IF I’M PRESIDENT, I’LL CRACK DOWN ON COLORADO MARIJUANA LAWS: It’s not that the war on drugs has been an abject failure and a waste of trillions of dollars. We just haven’t given it enough time and/or been ruthless enough.

Homofascists, Christians and the State as ‘God’: If your ideology allows for the violent suppression of those whose beliefs, lifestyle, and/or sexuality you loathe, you’re a sociopath.

Peter LaBarbera Encourages Callers Who Speculate The Government & Gay People Are Intentionally Spreading HIV: Because nothing keeps the American Sheeple scared and stupid like spreading fear, hysteria, and misinformation about gays and HIV/AIDS.

Gays Should Have Their Own Bathrooms, Says Virginia Democrat: Because ANY good, God-fearing Christian patriot KNOWS what goes on men’s restrooms, amiright??

Ann Coulter: ‘Get Used To Your Little Girls Being Raped’ Due To Immigration: Wow…she seems nice.

Jeb Bush In 1995: Unwed Mothers Should Be Publicly Shamed: Sure…just as soon as we get to publicly shame hypocritical authoritarian “small government” Republicans.

Larry Pratt: ‘The Second Amendment Was Designed For People Just Like The President’ And ‘Democrats Who Want To Take Our Rights’: Isn’t it interesting that some of the people who most want to take our rights scream the loudest about their rights being taken? Hypocrite much??

Conservative Pundit: Millions Will Flee America, Demand Secession Over Gay Marriage: Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, eh? Good luck with your new theocracy.

Fox News contributor: Hillary Clinton’s call to expand early voting is just ‘bogus race baiting’: “One person, one vote” should by right only be allowed when that one person is White, Conservative, and Christian- a fallacy invented by losers and Liberals to enforce the Homosexual Agenda.

Tom DeLay: ‘All Hell Is Going To Break Loose’ If SCOTUS Backs Marriage Equality: Same-sex marriage is legal in more than 30 states, and so far the net backlash, Divine or otherwise, has been zero. If SCOTUS rules in favor of same-sex marriage, not much of anything will change…though the American Taliban will have to find another class of people to hate, which I suspect won’t prove much of a challenge.

Fox Host Hits Santorum On Climate Change: You’re Not A Scientist: Not only is Santorum not a scientist, I really have to question if he’s even a human being.

Pat Robertson: Gay Marriage Will Stifle Free Speech, Just Like In Bob Jones University Case: Gay marriage is about free speech in the same way radical fundamentalist Christianity is about religious freedumb. Despite the scare tactics, the American Taliban can’t handle the fact that they won’t be able to treat an entire minority class as “less than.”

Louisiana GOPers In Fiscal Mess Beg Grover Norquist To Relax No Tax Pledge: When you don’t have the balls to do the right thing, you ask a dogmatic Conservative for permission. How’s that for some insightful leadership, eh??

Michael Savage Blames LGBT Rights On Seat Belt Laws: Wow…is there ANYTHING that can’t be blamed on the LGBT community? Who knew they were so all-powerful and malevolent?

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