July 2015 Archives
- July 30, 2015
And so it begins.... - July 29, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Alex Jones make you stupid - July 29, 2015
I'll bet he's a Republican - July 28, 2015
A WWJD Public Service: "Gradually let the horseshit of the external world fade from your awareness" - July 28, 2015
July 28, 1945: A plane flies into the Empire State Building - July 28, 2015
Tune in tomorrow, when Donald Trump will fellate himself - July 28, 2015
Won't you help keep your cats off the street? - July 28, 2015
Dear Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes ©: Happiness in NOT a warm gun - July 28, 2015
Conservative foreign policy: War is ALWAYS better; peace treaties are for losers and Liberals - July 27, 2015
What I'm reading these days - July 27, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Dismissive Customer Service" - July 27, 2015
Did you know that before vaccines, children never died? - July 27, 2015
Today on "Why Republicans Shouldn't Be Allowed To Govern" - July 27, 2015
Redefining "White Wedding" - July 26, 2015
The view that lets you know you're coming home - July 26, 2015
A reminder of the true purpose of religion - July 26, 2015
The monthly meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis will come to order - July 26, 2015
ACC Football: A cry for help in the wilderness - July 25, 2015
Bloom County's back...and suddenly the world is a much better place - July 25, 2015
Rights don't exist simply because you claim them - July 25, 2015
Sunset, St. Moritz 1.24.15 - July 25, 2015
Your Christians are so unlike your Christ - July 25, 2015
Indecision 2016 just became a whole lot more enjoyable - July 24, 2015
Maybe George Lucas is upset he wasn't invited?? - July 24, 2015
Attacking other Christians for being insufficient hateful: EXACTLY what Jesus would do. - July 24, 2015
This might just convince me to vote Republican - July 24, 2015
I went to Burbank...and all I got was this lousy fake moon landing - July 24, 2015
Dance with who brung ya - July 23, 2015
Sunrise, Crater Lake - July 23, 2015
Being American means not having the "freedom" or "right" to be a crybaby - July 23, 2015
The reason why 18-year-old Jake DeBrusk will make more money this year than you will in your lifetime - July 23, 2015
Dishonesty is its own reward - July 23, 2015
Then this happened.... - July 22, 2015
Not today's forecast - July 22, 2015
News that makes my head hurt: Why do the dumbest among us tend to be the most religious? - July 22, 2015
Peter Iredale Shipwreck, Ft. Stevens State Park - July 22, 2015
Hypocrisy (n.) - What Republicans consider to be reasoned political discourse - July 22, 2015
My inner crazy cat lady is not happy about this - July 21, 2015
Just another day in Tblisi - July 21, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Never underestimate the power of naked Kenyans - July 21, 2015
A quick test to know if you're a truly despicable human being: Are you Donald Trump? - July 21, 2015
Bernie Sanders: A case of a perceived weakness actually being a pronounced strength - July 21, 2015
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: Texas edition - July 21, 2015
No, America has a Republican religious demagogue problem - July 20, 2015
Not today's forecast - July 20, 2015
We're not asking for much; we'd settle for fairness and equal treatment - July 20, 2015
Today's oxymoron: Tasteful nudity - July 20, 2015
In the end, the difference between hard news and tabloid journalism isn't what it used to be - July 20, 2015
Looks like someone's about to lose a trailer - July 19, 2015
Life is a beach: Manzanita, OR, 7.4.15 - July 19, 2015
Those who don't know history are condemned to live in the South - July 19, 2015
I've had that day - July 19, 2015
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: Atomic wedgies and defecating tourists edition - July 19, 2015
The prototype for the Hellscape 2000 still needs some work - July 19, 2015
A graphic depiction of what's wrong with America - July 18, 2015
What I'm reading these days - July 18, 2015
Today's Epic Parenting Fail: "Get a job?? That's embarrassing." - July 18, 2015
The postcards I send to myself - July 18, 2015
Jesus is a Republican...and He tells me to hate you - July 18, 2015
Americans must work longer hours- how else will CEOs buy their beach homes in the Hamptons? - July 17, 2015
Thank God it's Frida...DOH!!! - July 17, 2015
Assessing blame is easy when you have no ideas or solutions of your own to offer - July 17, 2015
Oklahoma: If they haven't embarrassed themselves yet today, just give 'em a few minutes.... - July 17, 2015
Wake up, Sheeple!! They're coming for your guns and your Bibles...and your traditional marriage!! - July 17, 2015
Republican economics for dummies - July 16, 2015
Chick-fil-A: '[T]he official chicken of Jesus' - July 16, 2015
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Greek economy...but were afraid to ask - July 16, 2015
Beauty doesn't come out of a bottle or tube; real beauty is what makes you who and what you are - July 16, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: It's true; gay lifeguards will only rescue gay swimmers - July 16, 2015
Why Republicans feel comfortable demonizing the poor - July 15, 2015
It's hipster mating season in Portland...things promise to go sideways pretty quickly - July 15, 2015
Who determines what kind of world we live in? Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes ©. - July 15, 2015
The problem with writing and editing very early in the morning - July 15, 2015
"They love each other, it's simple" - July 15, 2015
The postcards I send to myself - July 14, 2015
If you didn't encounter a giant penis firing glitter at you, your complaint is irrelevant - July 14, 2015
Today's entertainment: Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes © venting their anger - July 14, 2015
Looks like somebody's gonna lose a trailer - July 14, 2015
Scott Walker for America: Ineptitude and destruction of the middle class shouldn't be an impediment to leadership - July 14, 2015
Today on "(Not so very) Great Moments in Architecture".... - July 13, 2015
Welcome back, Opus!! - July 13, 2015
It can be SO difficult to walk the line between "class" and "ass" - July 13, 2015
New era, different battles - July 13, 2015
There is no inalienable right to openly carry firearms in a restaurant or airport or mall or.... - July 13, 2015
A message from the Hell Chamber of Commerce - July 12, 2015
Looking east down the Columbia River over PDX towards Mt. Hood (1939) - July 12, 2015
Greetings from Portland: Gateway to Novosibirsk - July 12, 2015
Christianity...yer doon it rong!! - July 12, 2015
Ah, so God isn't necessarily a vindictive, angry, mean-spirited SOB with no compassion or understanding? - July 12, 2015
A potential trip down the rabbit hole that is "sincerely-held religious conviction" - July 11, 2015
How to prove you're a jerk in Seattle - July 11, 2015
Sweet Cakes by Melissa: It's not about religious conviction; it's about harassing a lesbian couple for no reason - July 11, 2015
Customer relations, Texas style - July 11, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: Inside of a cat, it's just dark - July 11, 2015
Call now...operators are standing by - July 10, 2015
For those of you who insist of calling Barack Obama the Worst President Ever, here's your sign - July 10, 2015
Jeb Bush: "Arbeit Macht Frei!!" - July 10, 2015
It's a good thing the Irish don't rule the world, eh? - July 10, 2015
I'm going to start a Kickstarter campaign to raise $100,000 to buy George W. Bush a one-way ticket to the Hague - July 10, 2015
Could I get an extra shot of espresso with my 1812 Overture? - July 9, 2015
My town: Something tells me I'm not in Cleveland - July 9, 2015
Soccer and sexism...still a thing in the 21st century - July 9, 2015
Another day in existential Hell is in the books - July 9, 2015
Nope; your God doesn't get to be our government - July 9, 2015
Are you bringing the roofies...or should I? - July 8, 2015
Dear global climate change deniers: Here's your sign - July 8, 2015
I write because for me silence equals death - July 8, 2015
It's time to stop the lies and propaganda: More guns don't equal more safety - July 8, 2015
Off to the races: Joshua, TX (1910) - July 7, 2015
Another sunset in Paradise...or in this case, Portland International Airport - July 7, 2015
"Common sense gun control" isn't Liberal for "WE WANT TO TAKE YOUR GUNS!!!" - July 7, 2015
At least this way I know someone's paying attention - July 7, 2015
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: Don't be a psycho. Use commas. - July 7, 2015
Bob couldn't shake the overwhelming feeling that something bad was about to happen - July 6, 2015
Wow...yours really is bigger than mine - July 6, 2015
A World Cup championship...and a shining example set - July 6, 2015
I am Woman, hear me roar - July 6, 2015
If you claim "traditional marriage" to be the only acceptable version of marriage, you might want to read your Bible - July 6, 2015
Remember, freedom OF religion doesn't mean freedom FROM religion - July 5, 2015
Life's a beach: Best. 4th of July. EVER. - July 5, 2015
What my obituary will probably look like - July 4, 2015
It's time to re-evaluate what we stand for - July 4, 2015
When should religious belief prevent one from doing their job? Never...if they want to keep that job. - July 3, 2015
Is that a full moon over Portland...or are you just glad to see me? - July 3, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Is Rick Scarborough en fuego yet?? - July 3, 2015
What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen: The PDX Airport Carpet fan art edition - July 3, 2015
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: Dude, I spent the afternoon doing massive bong hits with the Pope!! - July 3, 2015
'Splain to me again why global climate change is a Liberal plot to destroy traditional marriage and create One World government - July 2, 2015
Damn...I wanted to be someone smarter, better looking, and more intelligent - July 2, 2015
You know you're lazy when you have to pay people to protest for you - July 2, 2015
Who's flying this damned thing, anyway? - July 2, 2015
You don't get to cry "judicial activism" just because things don't go your way - July 2, 2015
No, you don't get to argue that your Imaginary Friend is better than theirs- theocracy is theocracy - July 1, 2015
Angry old men yell at clouds....film at 11 - July 1, 2015
Justice delayed may be justice denied...but it's better than justice not at all - July 1, 2015
Perhaps someone should tell these maroons that same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada for 10 years? - July 1, 2015
Portland's Naked Bike Ride: The best excuse you'll ever have for buying a new bicycle seat - July 1, 2015
Way to ignore the real problem, America!