July 21, 2015 5:12 AM

Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: Texas edition

If I owed Hell and Texas, I’d live in Hell and rent out Texas.

  • Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman

Tolerance wins in Texas! Watch Christians storm county meeting to censor LGBT books — and get shut down: Yes, even in Texas reasonable Christians- you know, the ones who actually endeavor to lead Christ-like lives- can be found.

Dallas man celebrating 21st birthday accidentally shoots himself dead: Yep, there’s nothing quite like the occasional draining of the gene pool to help make humanity just a little bit smarter.

Texas Librarian Saves LGBT Children’s Books From Parents Who Want Them Banned: You’re trying to teach children about kindness, tolerance, and acceptance and WE. WILL. NOT. STAND. FOR. IT!!!

Texans traveled to Oklahoma to wave Confederate flag at president: Hate travels easily…especially when ignorance, racism, and intolerance are traveling companions.

Jade Helm 15 Is Here! The GOP Politicians Who Encouraged Panic Over President Obama’s ‘Texas Takeover’: Bat-shit crazy and built to stay that way.

Cobra that may have killed Texas owner found dead: Natural selection, Texas style.

New Coalition Pledges To Fight Gay Marriage: Because hatred and homophobia are time-honored Texas values.

Operation Jade Helm 15: Brave tweeter valiantly documents life in Obama-occupied Texas: He’s a true American patriot, a hero who will no doubt die a martyr’s death at the hand of Obama’s evil jack-booted thugs.

Texas Republican: Democrats must ‘apologize now’ for their Confederate flag or ‘shut up’: That a barely lucid meat sack like Pete Olson managed to get himself elected to Congress speaks to how truly inattentive and brain-dead voters in Tom DeLay’s old district really are.

Children of Immigrants Denied Citizenship: Who cares what the 14th Amendment says? Texas don’t want anchor babies in their midst.

Almost Half of Texas Believes Military Invasion Is Likely Coming; And Finally, the Conspiracy Crowd Finds the Link Between Blue Bell’s Woes and Jade Helm: When you can link an Army training exercise with ice cream…and do so with no trace of irony, you must be from Texas.

Texas town residents angry over Muslim cemetery: Because NOTHING poses a bigger threat to good, God-fearing, patriotic Christian Texans than dead Muslims.

Rusk County Clerk Resigned Rather Than Issue Gay Marriage Licenses: Good. If you refuse to do your job, you shouldn’t be able to keep it.

‘I’ll cuff u and put u on the hood again’: Texas police chief investigated for creepy messages to teens: Or, as the chief likes to call it, “tough love.”

Ted Cruz’s Republican Colleagues Really Hate Him: Yeah, everything’s bigger in Texas…especially the assholes.

Texas clerk delays same-sex marriage licenses until day after she retires, claims ‘technical’ problems: This is what hate looks like.

L. Ron Hubbard Controlling Texas Now From Beyond Earthly Grave: The Governor’s office won’t confirm or deny it, but Greg Abbott’s terrified of incurring the wrath of Lord Xenu.

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