There are times when men are called to defend their principles, stand up for what they believe, protect hearth and home, and generally kick ass in the name of all that’s good and holy.
This is not one of those times.
Today is a day when we find ourselves hip-deep in the swampy miasma of human stupidity, when Donald Trump can make an entire political party look stupid (and not even because he’s been immortalized as a butt plug). It’s a day when Republicans in Tennessee realize that Supreme Court rulings only need be complied with when they approve of them. And it’s a day when Keith Ablow once again reminds us that being a doctor doesn’t have to mean that you’re not a moron; some folks get through medical school in spite of themselves.
More than all that, it’s a day when we realize and are thankful that stupid is the gift that keeps on giving…and giving…and giving….
You’ve been a great audience! Enjoy Gino Vanelli!!
Florida Republican: Donald Trump is a Democratic plot to make GOP look stupid: Donald Trump may add to the legend…but I hardly think the GOP needs a hand from anyone in the “look stupid” department.
Civics 101 fail: Tennessee GOP lawmaker wants to impeach governor for obeying Supreme Court: Since when is following the law of the land an impeachable offense…and since when does your mean-spirited, intolerant flavor of God get to be our government?
Donald Trump Immortalized As Butt Plug (NSFW): It’s seems the perfect tribute to a man who spends most of his time talking out of his ass.
Josh Duggar missing from family’s Facebook photo — and ‘family values’ fans are furious: Membership has its privileges…and Quiverfull members protect their own, even when they’re sexual predators.
Canadian Family Pretty Darn Upset At Whoever Keeps Shaving Their Cat: Uh…this would imply that someone thinks it’s a good idea to shave a 12-year-old cat. WTF???
Satanic Temple to unveil statue in secret after Christians threaten to ‘blow it up real good’: Because we all know how much the American Taliban value tolerance and try to lead Christ-like lives, right?
US Marshals Employee Caught Having Sex On Roof Of Federal Building: Sometimes a guy’s gotta what a guy’s gotta do, knowhutimean?
Anti-abortion crusader: God is punishing nonbelievers by sending mildly annoying ‘weather patterns’: So much for the belief in a benevolent, loving Deity, eh?
Toronto Residents Create Memorial For Dead Raccoon: Because…well, why not??
South Carolina woman jailed after telling restaurant that ‘Jesus’ would pay her tab: Unfortunately for her, Jesus was busy celebrating the Confederate flag being taken down from the statehouse in Columbia.
Man Found Naked In Hog Barn Tells Police, ‘I Just Like Pigs’: Hey, I like dogs…but that doesn’t mean I’m going to get naked in a kennel and thinks that’s just this side of normal.
Don’t mess with Xenu: Scientologists convince Texas governor to veto mental health bill: It’s not “mental illness;” it’s just a different way of looking at the world.
Tennessee woman arrested for printing own money after reading online Obama had made it legal: Looks like someone picked up on the wrong “One Weird Trick.”
NC Republican reveals his ‘primary mission’ as congressman: ‘We’re here as emissaries for Christ’: Yeah, evidently that whole “separation of Church and State” thing is just for losers and Liberals.
NC lifeguard’s rainbow flag met with tsunami of complaints: ‘They thought I would only rescue gay people’: Yep, haters really CAN be that arrogantly vacant.
Bejewel Your Cat’s Butt With Twinkle Tush: If you have more money than common sense, this might just seem like a great idea.
Ted Cruz says he’s proud to stand with Donald Trump on immigration: When they refer to the field of GOP Presidential candidates as a “clown car,” who knew they were referring to actual clowns?
Former AZ Gov. Jan Brewer Off Meds Again, Thinks Trump Will Pick Up All Those Headless Corpses In Desert: Crazy is as crazy does…and it sounds as if Gov. Brewer is badly in need of Thorazine.
Oklahoma group promises rainbow flag targets in Facebook promo for shooting contest: Because it’s not at all a ridiculously offensive display of homophobia. They just hate rainbows.
Fox ‘Doctor’ Keith Ablow: Men Punch Ladies Because We Let Girls Do Sports: If only women would remember that their place is to stay home, have babies, and tend to the needs of the family.
