August 2015 Archives
- August 31, 2015
What part of spoiled and self-absorbed do you fail to understand? - August 31, 2015
Careful what you ask for.... - August 31, 2015
WARTs: The new face of the Republican Party...same as the old face - August 31, 2015
Don't worry; it'll come back around - August 30, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Football Helmet Testing" - August 30, 2015
This is what happens when you waste your energy fighting for the wrong cause - August 30, 2015
Freedom: Yer doon it rong! - August 30, 2015
Freedom OF religion doesn't mean freedom FROM religion: There's no religious right to discrimination - August 30, 2015
Beach-front property in Heaven!! Call now; operators are standing by!! - August 29, 2015
It's time to see gun violence for the horrible, shocking, gut-wrenching thing it is - August 29, 2015
Yet another missed opportunity - August 29, 2015
The gun control debate is over; the Proudly Closed-Minded Gun Control Foes have triumphed - August 29, 2015
"Live and let live" is a great idea...if everyone will agree to it - August 29, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: Stupid, hateful, and intolerant is no way to go through life, son - August 29, 2015
Truth in advertising: The Donald Trump edition - August 28, 2015
Today in History - August 28, 2015
"Love always wins, sometimes with the help of a little boy and his rainbow balloons" - August 28, 2015
Any questions? - August 28, 2015
In the 21st century, LGBT discrimination is still the norm. It's time that changed. - August 28, 2015
Hey, kids!! Guess what?? MOR GUNZ doesn't mean more safety!! - August 28, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Lack of Self-Awareness" - August 28, 2015
There's racism. There's ignorance. And then there's whatever this is. - August 27, 2015
Perhaps it's time to remember there's more that unites us than separates us - August 27, 2015
I'm not perfect...but I am working on it - August 27, 2015
Perhaps it's time we put on our adult pants and stopped being so sensitive - August 27, 2015
One of these things is not like the others - August 27, 2015
In the adult world, you don't get to demand others respect and cater to your narrow morality (Part Deux) - August 27, 2015
Post no bills - August 26, 2015
And now, a word from my mother - August 26, 2015
You can't get there from here - August 26, 2015
In the adult world, you don't get to demand others respect and cater to your narrow morality - August 26, 2015
What Would Jesus Drive? - August 26, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in (the Evidently Optional) Separation of Church and State - August 26, 2015
Why you should never argue with a child - August 25, 2015
Better to be thought a fool than to be Curt Schilling on Twitter - August 25, 2015
Everyone has their price - August 25, 2015
No, Virginia; MOR GUNZ doesn't guarantee more safety - August 25, 2015
Knee pads; always bring knee pads - August 25, 2015
The Iowa State Fair: SO much more than fellating corn dogs - August 25, 2015
Those who don't understand history are...oh, never mind.... - August 24, 2015
When art imitates (my) life - August 24, 2015
Republican hypocrisy: Sometimes that really is redundant - August 24, 2015
The (not so very) happiest place on Earth - August 24, 2015
Better to be thought a miserable excuse for humanity than to be Ted Cruz - August 24, 2015
Americans really ARE this stupid...and they vote - August 23, 2015
It's Sunday, so here's a picture of Jesus on a surfboard. You're welcome. - August 23, 2015
Today on "(Not So Very) Great Moments in Legislative Boner Management" - August 23, 2015
Because God hates Delta Airlines. Just. That. Much. - August 23, 2015
Tony Perkins: Intolerant, judgmental, homophobic...and built to stay that way - August 23, 2015
Yet another example of (not really) anti-Christian discrimination - August 22, 2015
Wedding vows I wish I'd written - August 22, 2015
When ignorance and religious bigotry just isn't enough - August 22, 2015
The sad saga of Jared Fogle: Karma can be a real b---h, knowhutimean?? - August 22, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: When brain-dead would be considered an upgrade - August 22, 2015
Fracking: Who's going to worry about a few chemicals in their water? - August 21, 2015
Love, hope, and happily ever after: How marriage is like walking a tightrope with no safety net - August 21, 2015
Codependent much?? - August 21, 2015
Jesus: The ultimate "Get Out of Jail Free!!" card - August 21, 2015
Scott Walker: EXACTLY the (corrupt, morally bankrupt) leader Wisconsin (and America) deserves - August 20, 2015
Banksy's Dismaland: (Not exactly) The happiest place on Earth - August 20, 2015
Internet vigilante justice: Ready!! Fire!! Aim!! - August 20, 2015
What it looks like when the line separating Fox News Channel and The Onion is erased - August 20, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: Without the truly insane, how would we recognize sanity? - August 20, 2015
Memo to Conservatives: Truth is not optional when stating your case - August 19, 2015
My new motto...same as my old motto - August 19, 2015
Assisted dying: The radical idea that no one should be forced to suffer because of another's moral standards - August 19, 2015
Maybe not the best marketing slogan ever...but damned close - August 19, 2015
The Iran nuclear treaty: Why not give peace a chance? - August 19, 2015
Why Republicans will never be infected with Ebola - August 18, 2015
We haven't reached the decency dead end; we're only just beginning - August 18, 2015
Greetings from Sodom and Gomorrah - August 18, 2015
A fitting tribute to Jerome Kersey...or proof you have WAY too much time on your hands?? - August 18, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: I can tell how much Jesus loves me by how much He hates you - August 18, 2015
Potential is WAY overrated - August 17, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Unfortunate Uses of Phallic Imagery to Forecast the Weather" - August 17, 2015
We all have to live here; is it really so difficult to get along with one another? - August 17, 2015
He ain't got grammar, neither - August 17, 2015
Better to be thought miserable excuses for human beings than to be Aaron and Melissa Klein - August 17, 2015
The truth about prayer - August 16, 2015
Why I live here: Something you'll never see in Cleveland - August 16, 2015
Ignorant and dangerous: When you believe that you know more about vaccine safety than scientists - August 16, 2015
It's a good thing one need not be a math major to be a Christian - August 16, 2015
Aug 16th, 1977: Elvis leaves the building - August 15, 2015
How did this not make it onto the wedding registry? - August 15, 2015
Despite what your God may tell you, women aren't property - August 15, 2015
Better living through chemistry - August 15, 2015
If your "heritage" and "free speech" is about hatred and racism, you're a terrible human being - August 15, 2015
Everything wrong with today's Republican Party in one picture - August 14, 2015
Stepping over the fine line between "class" and "ass" - August 14, 2015
2016: Time to decide what kind of America we want to live in - August 14, 2015
The Katy Freeway: Yet another reason not to miss Houston - August 14, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Self-Righteous, Intolerant Butthurt" - August 14, 2015
The real problem is that Satan isn't evil enough for today's GOP - August 13, 2015
A "How to...." book I could probably stand to read - August 13, 2015
Campaign 2016: Marco Rubio knows science...except when he doesn't - August 13, 2015
Today's WWJD Public Services: A teenage girl's guide to attracting men - August 13, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: Everything's bigger in Texas, even the lunacy - August 13, 2015
Today's history lesson - August 12, 2015
Today on "Holidays that aren't...but really should be" - August 12, 2015
This month's meeting of the St. Louis chapter of the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis will come to order - August 12, 2015
When children's coloring books send the wrong message - August 12, 2015
The Iran nuclear treaty: Why do we have plenty of time for war...and yet so little for peace? - August 12, 2015
The difference between having your rights violated and being an asshole - August 12, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: Because crazy is a gift and you can't fix stupid - August 11, 2015
Ferguson, MO: One year later - August 11, 2015
Weekend at Bernie's: Sen. Sanders does Portland - August 11, 2015
Who says life isn't circular? - August 11, 2015
Today's lesson in modern Christianity: "2+2=6...because I said JESUS SAYS SO!!" - August 11, 2015
And you wonder why I fear for the future of the Republic? - August 10, 2015
You can't get there from here - August 10, 2015
What's been called "The Summer of Erin and Jack" is finally drawing to a close - August 10, 2015
The monthly meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis will come to order - August 10, 2015
Hi...we're from the Internet and we're here to destroy you because we can - August 10, 2015
Yet another reason religion ruins everything - August 9, 2015
It's Floriduh...so I suspect they were actually selling tickets to Hell - August 9, 2015
Freedom OF religion doesn't mean freedom FROM religion - August 9, 2015
Today on "Churches Unclear on the Concept".... - August 9, 2015
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: It's called Floriduh for a reason, people - August 9, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Oxymorons: Religious Logic" - August 8, 2015
Maybe he's just not into you - August 8, 2015
So you want to own an Intergalactic SpaceBoat of Light and Wonder? - August 8, 2015
Ted Cruz celebrating the 2nd Amendment in a way we kinda like - August 8, 2015
Today's lesson: Free speech doesn't mean irresponsible and inflammatory hate speech - August 8, 2015
Hopefully today will be a good day - August 7, 2015
Today's history lesson - August 7, 2015
America: Where senseless gun violence is merely the price of freedumb - August 7, 2015
Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.... - August 7, 2015
Yes, Virginia, Canada really IS about more than cold fronts and hockey players - August 7, 2015
Glenn Beck warned us this would happen - August 6, 2015
The flip side of being a creative personality - August 6, 2015
Memories from a day I'll never forget - August 6, 2015
The GOP's new Fairness Initiative: Trying to be inclusive? Yer doon it rong. - August 6, 2015
"Outing": Move along people; no double standard here - August 6, 2015
Thanks, but I think I'd rather watch cockroaches mating in a vat of hot pork fat - August 5, 2015
The moment I'd waited four years for - August 5, 2015
Erin and Jack got married: It was a great day for a party with 300+ of our closest friends - August 5, 2015
Some things you really WANT to forget - August 4, 2015
When people with small minds have an inflated sense of their own relevance.... - August 1, 2015
Today is going to be a very good day - August 1, 2015
Sounds like fun, but I'm a little busy today...something about a wedding