Ron White once famously said, “You can’t fix stupid.” Judging by today’s motley collection of troglodytes, not only can you not fix stupid, you can’t even find parts for it.
Willful ignorance of reality can be dangerous, especially when the person responsible wants to sit behind the big desk in the White House…but if you can ignore the malevolence it can be seriously entertaining. Enjoy.
As Trump’s Homeland Security Secretary, Ann Coulter Pledges Protestant-Only Holidays: Because, as any REAL God-fearing American patriot knows, religious freedom- Hell, ANY freedom- was never intended for losers and Liberals.
Donald Trump Would Consider Tapping Sarah Palin For Future Trump Administration: Somehow, I think that when Trump said he’d “tap” Sarah Palin, her being his running mate wasn’t the context he had in mind.
Ohio Governor Kasich: Do Nothing On Climate Change Because It’s An Unproven Theory: Unlike the Bible…which is absolutely, incontrovertibly 100% true. Every. Single. Word.
Barton: Adding A Woman To The $10 Bill Would ‘Denigrate’ The Treasury Department And Our Entire Economic System: Right…because how could any developed country take America seriously as a trading partner if they put women on currency? What’s next? Pink $20 bills??
Virginia Wesleyan College demands list of sex partners from alleged rape victim: Evidently, rape culture is institutionalized. How much do you have to hate women in order to be this misogynistic? Apparently, he-man woman haters at Virginia Wesleyan College can answer that for you.
Huckabee Goes All In On ‘Equal Protection’ And ‘Due Process’ For Zygotes: Since when can zygotes vote??
Unrepentantly Sexist Host Boots Donald Trump From Candidate Forum For Sexism: My goodness; don’tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young??
Erick Erickson: The difference between my sexist remarks and Trump’s is I’m not running for president: Hypocrisy; the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Pat Robertson: Gay Marriage To Legalize ‘Love Affairs Between Men And Animals,’ Pedophilia: Especially in Floriduh.
Rand Paul: What is ‘empty suit’ Trump doing aside from calling people stupid?: Well, for one thing he’s ahead of your empty suit in the polls.
Gohmert: Obama Using Immigrants To ‘Dilute’ Votes Of People Who Know How To Keep ‘Republic Going’: Hmm…he couldn’t POSSIBLY mean Conservative White folks…could he??
This Woman Ran A Marathon Without A Tampon To Fight Period Shaming: Everyone needs a cause…but this might be when you have to realize you have WAY too much time on your hands.
Sandy Rios: Obama An ‘Atheist’ With ‘Muslim Sympathies’: Never mind the contradiction in her accusation; Rios is a walking, talking advertisement for Thorazine who wouldn’t recognize the truth if it walked up and grabbed her boob.
Did This Missouri Republican Eat A Booger On Live TV?: An entire nation waits on pins and needles for the answer. Eww….
Fischer: Donald Trump’s Attacks On Megyn Kelly Show His ‘Ultimate Respect’ For Women: Trump truly loves and respect women…in his own twisted way. He just has an odd way of showing it.
