August 13, 2015 5:48 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: Everything's bigger in Texas, even the lunacy

Judge sentences East Texas man to get married or face jail time: East Texas frontier justice at its finest.

Texas public school district promotes Christianity with made up Ronald Reagan quote: ANY good, God-fearing, patriotic White Christian Texan will tell you that truth is for losers and Liberals.

Study Reveals The True Scope Of Voter Disenfranchisement In Texas: Republicans know that their chances of electoral success are inversely proportional to the number of people who cast a vote…which, if you think about it, sounds like the recipe for an authoritarian dictatorship.

Texas college student whines ‘I’m not a hateful white male’ after suspension for ‘beaner’ and ‘hoodrat’ tweets: His words may have been hateful, but he’s ALL about peace, love, and harmony. Or something like that.

Anti-Abortion Activists Trying To Pretend Women In Texas No Longer Have Right To Choose: Because honesty and integrity are for losers and Liberals. Besides, if women were meant to have control over their bodies, they would have been born male.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton booked on felony fraud charges: When your state’s top law enforcement officer is booked on felony fraud charges…yer doon it rong!!!

Texas cops smell weed in black woman’s car so they stick hand up her vagina in public: So THAT’S what they mean by “Community Policing.” Somehow, I don’t think this is what was meant by “protect and serve.”

Texas man hospitalized after his bullet ricochets off of armadillo: No reports were available on the condition of the armadillo, who refused comment on the advice of his attorney.

Police called to exorcism at Texas public park: ‘It’s just not something you expect to see on the duckpond’: Truly, the Lord works in strange ways…and sometimes just creepy, weird ways.

Texas attorney general seeks to block birth control coverage for women working at religious nonprofits: Because what are women if not the property of men?

Texas defied the Supreme Court to cruelly deny a gay man’s dying wish — but took his money anyway: Everything’s bigger in Texas- even the hatefulness and self-righteousness.

Texas sheriff refuses to turn over jailhouse video after 32-year-old gay man dies of ‘natural causes’: Uh…what part of “natural causes” seems unclear to y’all??

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