Kim is a simple, small-town woman who finds herself thrown in jail in a dispute over religion and sexuality. She quickly discovers the importance of knowing friend from foe in the notoriously horny women’s wing and, with the help of her beautiful cellmate, sets out to learn the ropes…. “One day I’m standin’ on the side of the Lord against sexual perversion, and the next I’m in prison orange watchin’ a buck nekkid mulatto vixen ‘bout to do impure things to herself and to my soul in one single, terrifyin’ act,” one of the book’s more-SFW passages reads. In another: “She was strokin’ my thigh and makin’ her way for the promised land, so I slipped my other hand under the table and kinda put it in her way ‘tween my legs just under home base.”
I know; you just can’t get enough Kim Davis, can you? Like most of America, you’re trolling cable news channel in an effort to answer the burning question, “Will evil Libruls continue persecuting Kim Davis by sending her back to jail for being a good Christian??” You’re concerned that you might miss out on the latest details of the saga of a backwoods Kentucky county clerk who only wants to force people to live by her religious beliefs. Well, you’re in luck! Your patience and persistence have paid off, because there’s an exciting new offering from a brand new literary genre that’s destined to rocket to the top of the bestseller lists: Kim Goes To Jail: An Erotic Story. If you’re like me, the very thought of Kim Davis erotica makes you want to swear off sex altogether, but I suspect some of her supporters might find it surprisingly (if not distressingly) exciting.
Is that a crucifix in your pants…or are you just happy to seem me??
