Time once again to check in with America’s Responsible Gun Owners to find out how the Second Amendment has been keeping us all safe from government tyranny and rampant crime, though not necessarily from ourselves or people we live with. Hope you can hear the freedom ringing — or that may be your ears. Use proper protective equipment at the range, will ya?
Not surprisingly, there’s a lot of misinformation being peddled by Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes © these days. None of it is is new, nor should it catch anyone by surprise. For Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes ©, lies and propaganda are the new truth:
- More guns only makes everyone safer.
- An armed society is a polite society.
- Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun.
- Gun-free zones only invite gun violence.
- The 2nd Amendment was handed down by God His Own Self.
- The 2nd Amendment is immutable, inalterable, and not open to negotiation.
I could go on, but you get the point, right? I mean, what freedom-loving American doesn’t get a woody just thinking about packing their favorite firearm when they go into a supermarket, airport, mall, coffee shop, restaurant, or other public area? What red-blooded patriotic American DOESN’T get all warm and fuzzy in their nether regions when they ponder carrying a loaded AR-15 or AK-47 into a Home Depot? It’s all about freedumb freedom, remember? And NOBODY does freedumb freedom like ‘Merica!! Hoo-aah!!
‘Course, we could ask what well-regulated militia these patriots belong to, but let’s not ruin their spontaneous orgasm gun fetish, shall we? After all, they’re armed, angry…and possibly even more than a little unstable. It’s what patriots do.
As with anything in life, nothing comes without a price, and freedumb freedom is no different. Sure, the occasional innocent civilian is caught in the crossfire, or hit by friendly fire, or shot by an accidental discharge, or “freedomed” by a two-year-old, or…well, you get the idea. Sometimes freedumb freedom is messy and painful. As long as it’s happening to someone else- especially someone you have no connection to- well, Comrade, this is America. Things don’t always go the way you want them to, knowhutimean?? Sometimes bloodshed is the price of freedumb freedom.
Any true, God-fearing REAL American patriot understands that in order to protect all that we love and hold dear, Americans MUST be allowed to exercise their God-given right to arm themselves. Only when armed can righteous, red-blooded patriots ensure a polite, law-abiding society remains the norm. When a criminal crosses the line and ceases respecting the rule of law, freedom-loving Americans must be prepared to do their duty…and how do you propose we do that if we’re not armed? Are we supposed to protect our families and all the we cherish with wooden spatulas or salad forks?
As any True, Freedom-loving American Patriot © can tell you, the only group ready, willing, and able to help American protect and preserve their 2nd Amendment rights is the National Rifle Association (NRA). Originally founded with the intent of teaching and promoting gun safety and shooting sports, the NRA has morphed into the last bastion between Godless Gun-grabbing Liberals © and our God-given freedumb freedom to arm bears bear arms. Thankfully for all who treasure liberty and freedumb freedom, the NRA has become the voice of righteous, godly ‘Mericans who believe the 2nd Amendment was the product of our Founding Fathers channeling the voice of God, who foresaw today’s dangerous, treacherous world. The NRA is made up of people just like you- freedom-loving patriots who love guns (and God) more than life itself.
The average NRA member is now far more patriotic than most Americans who’ve been brainwashed by Godless Gun-grabbing Liberals © into believing that guns are the problem when in truth there’s no problem that can’t be fixed by introducing MOR GUNZ!!! into the equation. After all, an armed society is a polite society, amiright?? That’s what God intended when he bestowed the 2nd Amendment upon us in a moment of Divine Inspiration.
It’s unfortunate that the occasional slaughter of innocent civilians (especially children) is the reality of life in today’s violent godless world. Sometimes, though, the Tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of innocents…and as long those who die to preserve freedumb freedom aren’t people you know and/or love, what’s the problem, amiright?
Without America’s Responsible Gun Owners ©, ever at the ready- willing, and able to protect freedumb freedom (by sacrificing the loved ones of others), this country would surely be overrun with criminals. ALL good, God-fearing patriots understand that an armed society is a polite society and more guns make everyone safer- because gun-free zones only invite gun violence and only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun thanks to the Holy 2nd Amendment that was God’s gift to ‘Merica.
Forever and ever. Amen.
