The Dogfart Network has offered Kentucky clerk Kim Davis $500,000 to appear in its Zebra Girls production, featuring interracial lesbian sex. Yeah, I thought it must be an Onion piece too, but there really is a Dogfart Network, “home of interracial movies and pics” and they really have made an offer to Kentucky clerk Kim Davis to do a scene for Zebra Girls, one of 23 niche porn sites in the company’s adult multi-million dollar entertainment empire. According to Death and Taxes magazine, a Dogfart spokesman (How would you like that job title on your business cards?) said they were giving Ms. Davis a chance to “redeem herself,” which does sound vaguely biblical, but probably not the same as the “redemption” she is so worried about.
So here’s a hypothetical question for y’all: If someone offered an all-expenses-paid vacation for you and your family and $500,000 for you…and all you had to do was film a porn scene…would you?? That’s the burning question facing hyper-religious Christian Martyr for the Cause Kim Davis…and let’s face it- $500k is a lot of money, especially in Kentucky. That sum might even be enough to pay for an escape from Kentucky…to, say, a remote island nation with no extradition treaty with the U.S.? Perhaps a place where she can practice her own special admixture of hatred, intolerance, and love of Jesus Christ? Hmm…what’s a godly Christian woman to do??
I’ll own up to the truth: If someone offered me $500K to do a lesbian sex scene, I’d certainly consider it…until the producers discovered the problem with their plan.
Hey, who wouldn’t want to do lesbian porn for the Dogfart Network??
