November 2015 Archives
- November 30, 2015
Want an outrage free solution to the "War on Christmas?" Try being nice to one another. - November 30, 2015
A $15 dollar/hr. minimum isn't an abstract concept- it's about people - November 30, 2015
When pro-life means anti-people - November 30, 2015
Matt Walsh: Arrogant, self-righteous, intolerant...and evidently built to stay that way - November 30, 2015
All these long years later, and war is still harmful to children and other living things - November 30, 2015
Ted Cruz: Making douchebags look like Mother Teresa since...well, forever - November 29, 2015
Who says I'm not a spiritual person? I believe in the healing, transcendant power of bacon! - November 29, 2015
Happy Holidays from Bloomingdale's!! Enjoy the many opportunities for date rape! - November 29, 2015
Another mass shooting? Yawn...what's on Fox News Channel?? - November 29, 2015
So I'm guessing Superman wasn't a Republican.... - November 29, 2015
As Jesus said in the Sermon on the Mount, "The Constitution is just a piece of paper." - November 29, 2015
Also, whose taxes would Jesus cut? - November 29, 2015
How Hillary Clinton plans on winning the Presidency - November 28, 2015
Happy Holidays! - November 28, 2015
Indiana: Home of the Free, Land of Bigots and Hyper-religious Homophobes - November 28, 2015
When you oppose prohibiting the sale of guns to terrorists, you've become a terrorist - November 28, 2015
Truth: In case y'all had forgotten with that is - November 28, 2015
Today's thought: Don't you think God appreciates loving atheists more than hateful Christians? - November 28, 2015
Today's reality check: Which is a bigger threat? Gun violence or terrorism? - November 28, 2015
Humanity invents a new and creative way to dig its grave with its teeth - November 27, 2015
Ego parcum ergo sum (I park, therefore I am) - November 27, 2015
Libertarians and hypocrisy...they go together like peanut butter and jelly - November 27, 2015
"Frankenfish": Just a big damned fish...or the end of humanity as we know it? - November 27, 2015
When you have nothing positive to offer, fear and disinformation make for a good Plan B - November 27, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Idiocracy Writ Large" - November 27, 2015
If you didn't believe Donald Trump was an authoritarian, anti-democratic demagogue before, this should convince you - November 27, 2015
Today's GOP: Far closer to Fascism that Libertarianism - November 26, 2015
Today's Customer Service Hero - November 26, 2015
Is our Republicans learning? Evidently not. - November 26, 2015
In this case, "politically incorrect" is code for smug, self-righteous arrogance - November 26, 2015
He's a Democrat, he's speaking the truth...so Republicans will probably try to destroy him - November 26, 2015
Why Republicans shouldn't be allowed to manage a Dairy Queen, much less immigration policy - November 26, 2015
Happy Black Friday Eve!! - November 25, 2015
Dr. Seuss in 1941: Those who don't know history are condemned to...oh, never mind.... - November 25, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in First World Problems" - November 25, 2015
The problem with bigoted parents is that they're allowed to pollute the minds of their children - November 25, 2015
America: Where cowards, racists, and religious zealots get to call themselves "patriots" - November 25, 2015
Racism, homophobia, ignorance, and xenophobia will have its day...but they can't win the day - November 25, 2015
When you blame The Black Guy in the White House © for everything.... - November 25, 2015
Science: provable and observable. Religion: belief in what can't be seen. - November 24, 2015
And a child shall lead them.... - November 24, 2015
Another scene from my childhood - November 24, 2015
Hatred and religious bigotry are a choice. The wrong choice. - November 24, 2015
Being Republican means never having to say you're sorry for being a miserable human being - November 24, 2015
Who needs an edumication when Jesus is going to rescue me from Texas? - November 24, 2015
Nice strawman, Dude.... - November 24, 2015
Another (Not So) Great Moment in Portland History - November 23, 2015
Happy Motivation Monday! - November 23, 2015
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be writers...if you want them to eat - November 23, 2015
Kansas: Finally, a place Syrian refugees can call home! - November 23, 2015
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us: When Satanists exhibit more tolerance and kindness than Christians - November 23, 2015
As a musician, I'm not about to claim any sort of responsibility for Ted Nugent - November 23, 2015
Now you can use the assault rifle famous mass murderers do! - November 22, 2015
Control what you can; screw the rest - November 22, 2015
Praying for Paris is pointless; how about actually doing something to create peace? - November 22, 2015
Compassion: A Republican liability - November 22, 2015
When "Christian soldier" isn't hyperbole - November 22, 2015
A Syrian refugee Republicans can embrace - November 22, 2015
Those who would sacrifice freedom and liberty for security deserve neither...oh, never mind.... - November 21, 2015
The Empire strikes Thomas Kinkade - November 21, 2015
We're all children of refugees; it's time we recognized and honored that reality - November 21, 2015
Ben Carson for America: Because a grip on reality is WAY overrated - November 21, 2015
Today on "Great Moments in Religious Freedom: The Separation of Church and State" - November 21, 2015
Compassion isn't an either/or proposition. We're Americans; our capacity for grace and mercy should be boundless. - November 21, 2015
Sometimes, taking down a troll can be just this side of AWESOME! - November 20, 2015
Just another morning in Paradise...er, Portland - November 20, 2015
Being a miserable human being doesn't always mean being Republican...but it's a good start - November 20, 2015
A handy guide to knowing ISIS jihadists from peaceful Muslims - November 20, 2015
Sometimes it's hard not to be ashamed to be an American and/or a member of the human race - November 20, 2015
Accepting only Christian refugees: Exactly what Jesus would do - November 20, 2015
Offering help: Something too many "Christians" refuse to do - November 19, 2015
Wait...they DID turn out to be violent religious fanatics - November 19, 2015
A question for America: Who do we want to be? Do we believe in compassion...or exclusion? - November 19, 2015
We're Americans; compassion for those in dire straits shouldn't be optional - November 19, 2015
The Far Right's "solidarity" with France: That was then, this we can blame on Obama - November 19, 2015
Republican Governors...or cheese-eating surrender monkeys? - November 19, 2015
Unlike Swarthy Brown Muslims, White Christians by definition can't be terrorists - November 18, 2015
One person's clear and obvious propaganda is another's undeniable abject truth - November 18, 2015
When you break things down scientifically, it turns out that life is a terminal condition - November 18, 2015
Today's dispatch from the Even a Blind Squirrel Occasionally Finds an Acorn Department - November 18, 2015
The real terrorist threat in America isn't from Muslims; it's from Christians - November 18, 2015
Thank God he's not carrying a red Starbucks coffee cup - November 17, 2015
Yeah, about that whole "All Muslims are terrorists!!" thing.... - November 17, 2015
We hate what we fear and can't be bothered to understand - November 17, 2015
You have to know your Governor is a miserable excuse for humanity when.... - November 17, 2015
Republican compassion: Swarthy Brown Non-Christians need not apply - November 17, 2015
Instead of prayer, how about taking action? How about actually doing something useful? - November 17, 2015
Winning a symbol of hatred and exclusion is hardly a "victory" - November 16, 2015
The secret to a happy marriage - November 16, 2015
The Butthurt Generation: The speech of some deserves to be more free than that of others - November 16, 2015
A publik skool edumication mayks yew reel smart - November 16, 2015
Remember, freedom OF religion doesn't mean freedom FROM religion - November 16, 2015
Good without God? No silly hat for you!! - November 16, 2015
Wouldja like some Haterade with your soup? - November 15, 2015
Leave a message at the beep - November 15, 2015
An eye for an eye isn't a solution...but what is? - November 15, 2015
A Sunday morning reality check - November 15, 2015
Another dispatch from The City That Hates - November 15, 2015
Religion: NOT a mirror image of nor a substitute (or explanation) for science - November 15, 2015
If all Muslims are terrorists, then surely these guys represent all Christians...right?? - November 14, 2015
Like anything else, the aftermath of an Apocalypse will be easier to manage if we rehearse - November 14, 2015
Another "Great Moment in Muslim-bashing": You know you're a miserable excuse for a human being when.... - November 14, 2015
Ben Carson: Honesty and integrity are for losers and Liberals - November 14, 2015
Scraping the bottom of the barrel: More lowlights spotlighting the human condition - November 14, 2015
The War on Christmas: 'Tis the reason for the silly season - November 14, 2015
Vive la France - November 13, 2015
In case you missed it.... - November 13, 2015
Be careful what you ask for...because you might come home with a dog - November 13, 2015
Honoring and respecting all faiths is NOT the first salvo in a fictional "War on Christmas" - November 13, 2015
Science!! It explains a lot...like why Conservatives see the world as a terrible, scary place. - November 13, 2015
You know you're a Jesus-Loving, Pro-Life Wannabe when.... - November 13, 2015
When you love guns more than life itself.... - November 12, 2015
Carla Lewis: You think know courage? You have NO idea. THIS is courage. - November 12, 2015
Neil deGrasse Tyson on how to aggravate Conservatives: Bring on the facts - November 12, 2015
What do you when you have an unbroken record of failure? Take credit for being brilliantly successful. - November 12, 2015
We shouldn't need visual evidence to understand the tragedy of domestic violence - November 12, 2015
More fine products of the Texas publik edumication system - November 12, 2015
Introverts: We're here, we're intensely uncomfortable...and we can't wait to go home - November 11, 2015
Perhaps we should focus on the real problem...and not the bread and circuses? - November 11, 2015
Relgious freedom: Zombie Jesus need not apply - November 11, 2015
Conclusive proof that Starbucks Coffee really IS Satan's brew - November 11, 2015
Red cups: Much ado over less than nothing makes culture warriors feel relevant again - November 11, 2015
How do demonstrate your devotion to your faith AND keep the Christ in Christmas - November 11, 2015
Here's a limited time offer for you patriotic Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes!! - November 10, 2015
Jesus saves...but it can be painful - November 10, 2015
Football isn't life. We shouldn't have to remind you of that. - November 10, 2015
What I'm reading these days - November 10, 2015
Remember...guns are our friends. The NRA tells us so. - November 10, 2015
WTF is wrong with Americans? Where would you like to start? - November 10, 2015
How DARE those Puritans contradict the Right's dominant narrative!! - November 9, 2015
The future: It ain't pretty - November 9, 2015
Why does Starbucks hate the baby Jesus?? - November 9, 2015
Another Great Moment in Unfortunate Religious Imagery - November 9, 2015
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Anyone have a cow I can borrow for a few hours? - November 9, 2015
The Ben Carson autobiography...found in the fiction section of your local bookstore - November 9, 2015
Karma: If God exists, she's having a good laugh at David Vitter's expense - November 8, 2015
Greetings from the Atheist Gestapo World Headquarters: All your Bibles are belong to us!!1!11!!11!! - November 8, 2015
The 2nd Amendment: God's Divine gift to (White) Americans - November 8, 2015
In my world, reason trumps faith - November 8, 2015
No, you don't get to refer to yourself as a persecuted majority - November 7, 2015
I have seen the future...and it's en fuego - November 7, 2015
A good reason to buy Adidas: Sometimes doing a good thing is also the right thing - November 7, 2015
If you're looking for a war on something that actually exists, welcome to the War on the Poor - November 7, 2015
Houston: The City That Hates...and a city without shame - November 7, 2015
Patriotism- even fake- evidently comes at a price to taxpayers - November 7, 2015
Not even a smart person with a gun can stop a truly, deeply stupid person with a gun - November 7, 2015
If you have to cheat to win, what do you really have to offer? - November 6, 2015
How to recognize hipsters so they may be humanely captured and released in the wild - November 6, 2015
Houston: The City That Hates...now exposed for what it's been all along - November 6, 2015
Jimmy Carter and Donald Trump: There's no doubt who the real badass is - November 6, 2015
Another Great Moment in Theocracy - November 6, 2015
Right Wing Logic: There's no problem that can't be cured by MOR GUNZ!!!! - November 6, 2015
The truth: Knowledge of it shouldn't be optional - November 5, 2015
1990s First World problems - November 5, 2015
When victory is purchased by lies, deceit, disinformation, and lack of integrity, what have you won? - November 5, 2015
Another Great Moment in Unfortunate Religious Imagery - November 5, 2015
If brains were dynamite, blowing their noses would prove a challenge for these mental midgets - November 5, 2015
Houston: The City That Hates...and a profound national embarrassment - November 5, 2015
If Dick Cheney was a Democrat, he'd have long since been tried, convicted, and imprisoned for life - November 4, 2015
Why women engineers aren't equal to men - November 4, 2015
Houston: The city that hates...it's finally out in the open and there's no denying it. - November 4, 2015
Jeb Bush: Zero times zero is still zero - November 4, 2015
If you can't answer a few tough questions, how can you credibly claim to be Presidential timbre? - November 4, 2015
When Breitbart says you're done, you're done - November 4, 2015
Religious freedom is neither - November 3, 2015
Today's late breaking news - November 3, 2015
More Great Moments in Upsetting The Natural Order of the Universe - November 3, 2015
Introverts: We're here, we're uncomfortable...and we want to go home - November 3, 2015
When Ben Carson is the best your party has to offer, this is about all you can reasonably expect - November 3, 2015
There's no problem that can't be cured by owning MOR GUNZ!!!!- even mental health - November 3, 2015
Definitive proof that humanity is well and thoroughly screwed - November 2, 2015
Another celebration of evil and mayhem in the books - November 2, 2015
How about proceeding from the assumption that "gay people" are "people?" - November 2, 2015
The reason I hate shopping malls - November 2, 2015
Identifying the real threat to Our Way of Life: Gay Muslim Mexican bears - November 2, 2015
Hey, stuff happens...and the only thing that will make us safer is MOR GUNZ!!!! - November 2, 2015
Hey, Conservatives! Wanna make sure you never lose another argument?? - November 1, 2015
The man who would be a (not so very) benevolent dictator in our new idiocracy - November 1, 2015
Separation of Church and State? Not in The People's Theocratic Republic of Texas. - November 1, 2015
Ben Carson: Proving that "It's not brain surgery" is a way of life - November 1, 2015
My God has a SERIOUS anger management problem - November 1, 2015
Real Christians don't vote for Democrats - November 1, 2015
So you think you can replace uppity workers who think they deserve $15/hour?