Just saw @SarahPalinUSA's speech and was really moved. 'Cuz what she said, about the main thing plus the ramifications of a betrayal of a tr
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 20, 2016
"Like a field of corn the wings of our country's mountains will cannon the enemy of our freedom and hope to die." — @SarahPalinUSA
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 20, 2016
"The grace of Jesus' love-light is a pinkie promise made from ten silver eyes that watch you in this and every night." — @SarahPalinUSA
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 20, 2016
"Flags in high wind. Christmas. [car engine sound] Our resolve. Over there and never. PILLS! [10 minutes of humming]" — @SarahPalinUSA
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 20, 2016
"Blirkishes. Spamble-torks gillyhopping in phindly hooooooOOOOOOOOOLLs. Lamestream media." — @SarahPalinUSA
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 20, 2016
Hey @SarahPalinUSA, your son needs help. He's hurt & he's hurting people. His PTSD isn't a "zing Obama" moment, you skin-covered ice demon
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 21, 2016