Jon Ritzheimer is holed up with the rest of his insane “patriot” friends at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Burns, Oregon, and has been eagerly waiting for the mail to bring him snacks and video games. However, he was saddened when many of the packages (delivered USPS, natch) contained what he considers…a waste of money. Some of these gifts were:
Dildos
Books about feminism
Mexican Coffee
CondomsAnd wait for it…A bag of dicks
For someone who’s the face of a gang of criminals too dumb to remember to bring snacks and supplies, Jon Ritzheimer certainly has a well-developed sense of entitlement. After the Bundy Brigade went on social media to request that supporters send snacks (the list is rather amusing, and includes things like tampons and French vanilla coffee creamer), Ritzheimer wasn’t at all happy with what America sent them. You’d think he’d realize that beggars can’t be choosers, right? You’d also think he’d understand that the dildos and dicks in a bag are an indication that the Internet thinks he and his band of wannabe soldiers and freedom fighters are jokes. And if that doesn’t make the point, the 55-gallon drum of “personal lubrication” sent by Max Temkin, creator of Cards Against Humanity, should make it crystal clear. Despite his clueless YouTube video dripping with righteous entitlement, Ritzenheimer still doesn’t seem to understand that in the main America just isn’t taking the Bundy Brigade seriously.
While I’m certain Ritzenheimer sincerely believes he’s a patriot, and that he’s helping support the occupation of a federal wildlife reserve in the middle of nowhere, the Internet has reached a much different judgment, as demonstrated by some of the things being shipped to the Bundy Brigade. Perhaps it comes down to a very simple bit of comical hypocrisy: If you’re going to occupy federal property to protest what you view as the “tyranny” of the government, why would you ask that donations and supplies by sent to the via the U.S. Postal Service? You hate the government…but clearly not enough that you’re not willing to recognize the contradiction in asking people to mail snacks and supplies to you?
That’s some serious industrial grade stupid, y’all…never mind the epic hypocrisy in play. Oh, and then there’s the collective lack of self-awareness that characterizes the Bundy Brigade. When you can with no recognition or acknowledgement of irony claim that you occupied a wildlife refuge in the middle of nowhere because “the Lord” told you to, you’re in serious need of professional help.
‘Murrica!!!
