March 2016 Archives
- March 31, 2016
Monsanto's contribution to food science - March 31, 2016
You know you have too much time on your hands in Portland when this seems like a good idea - March 31, 2016
What on my bedside table these days - March 31, 2016
Congratulations, Republicans; you have only yourselves to blame - March 31, 2016
If you listen carefully, you can actually hear your arteries hardening - March 31, 2016
Believing Hillary Clinton to be a liar doesn't make it so - March 31, 2016
This is what happens when you can't be bothered to check your facts - March 30, 2016
Rule #1: It's not considered rape if the perpetrator is a Conservative White male - March 30, 2016
Another trip down Memory Lane...this time through a war zone - March 30, 2016
A humorous illustration of exactly what's wrong with the media's approach to Bernie Sanders - March 30, 2016
Today's hero: The Freedom From Religion Foundation - March 30, 2016
Greetings from our stupid republic - March 30, 2016
Good Christians show their love for Jesus by carpet bombing the Middle East - March 30, 2016
Something we shouldn't have to worry about in a Presidential candidate - March 29, 2016
You know you're an asshole when.... - March 29, 2016
The Internet...it turns everything to shit - March 29, 2016
We want Bernie...and we want him now - March 29, 2016
Yes, Virginia; it appears hatred, bigotry, and intolerance may well be Christian values - March 29, 2016
And you thought God was a Republican.... - March 29, 2016
So this is what compassion fatigue looks like? - March 29, 2016
Sit down, son...and let Daddy tell you a story about Republican Jesus - March 28, 2016
Bernie puts a bird on it - March 28, 2016
Perhaps if we didn't spend so much on creating stupid people - March 28, 2016
Fighting back against hatred and bigotry in North Carolina - March 28, 2016
Today on "Great Moments in Principled Leadership" - March 28, 2016
If you're going to accuse Ted Cruz of being a serial philanderer, proof would be a good place to start - March 28, 2016
So you want to know how to be a Republican? - March 27, 2016
Lifestyles of the rich and excessive - March 27, 2016
Dialogue is hard; righteous outrage and butthurt is easy - March 27, 2016
The sign you get isn't always the one you pray for - March 27, 2016
Why would you talk about gun control when you can blame it on Islam? - March 26, 2016
Those of us who are good without God are threats only to ourselves - March 26, 2016
Cruz vs. Trump: What was once frightening and tiresome is now immature and childish - March 26, 2016
It's only tyranny when the Black guy does it - March 26, 2016
Sid Miller: Dishonest, disingenuous...and evidently built to stay that way - March 26, 2016
Welcome to the Something For Nothing Generation: They're in Congress - March 26, 2016
This world would be a better place if more Republicans threatened to (and did) move to Panama - March 25, 2016
So you think socialism doesn't have the answers? - March 25, 2016
Congratulations, North Carolina: You absolutely are that...every bit of it - March 25, 2016
Sid Miller may not like me saying this, but he's a liar and a thug - March 25, 2016
Dear North Carolina: Hatred and bigotry are bad for business - March 25, 2016
It's only an abomination when the Black guy does it - March 25, 2016
Ted Cruz: Freedom is just another word for officially-sanctioned religious persecution - March 25, 2016
The only decent, rational way to react to North Carolina's bigotry - March 24, 2016
Sometimes comedy can be used to serve a greater good - March 24, 2016
The great thing about atheists: We don't blow things up in the name of our beliefs - March 24, 2016
Bernie vs. Hillary: Do we stand on principle or torpedo our own boat? - March 24, 2016
A glimpse into our glorious Conservative White Christian future - March 24, 2016
It's official: North Carolina is now the worst place in the world - March 23, 2016
Yet another important victory in the brave, principled war against unarmed and defenseless civilians - March 23, 2016
Vote Republican: For a Conservative, compassion-free world Americans can believe in!! - March 23, 2016
Commas: Use them, people!! The embarrassment you save may be your own!! - March 23, 2016
The chance to be a better people: Reason enough to not support Donald Trump - March 23, 2016
Having solved all other problems, Charlotte will protect the sanctity of their restrooms - March 23, 2016
This just in: Stupid is not evidence of God's grace and charity - March 23, 2016
Finally...we know what Jesus would drive - March 22, 2016
Yet another reason why living in Portland doesn't suck - March 22, 2016
Dear Alumni Office: This is why I never take your fundraising calls - March 22, 2016
When politics become YUUUGE.... - March 22, 2016
It looks like the circus is back in town - March 22, 2016
What it looks like when you've heard it all before - March 22, 2016
If you think Republicans are the ones with ideas, check Kansas and Louisiana - March 22, 2016
This just in: Politicians lie...some far more than others - March 21, 2016
It's not a time warp; it's 21st-century Havana - March 21, 2016
Because words matter. Intentions matter. Integrity matters. - March 21, 2016
Demagoguery left unopposed eventually becomes normal - March 21, 2016
Those who don't know history are condemned to vote for Donald Trump - March 21, 2016
So you say you want to be a good parent? - March 20, 2016
A few rules we could all stand to live by - March 20, 2016
Every now and then, Facebook wisdom is actual wisdom - March 20, 2016
Let the will of the people be heard...as long as what it's what we want to hear - March 20, 2016
The first mistake is assuming that public service actually has anything to do with service...or the public - March 20, 2016
Two good arguments against lead paint - March 20, 2016
America isn't the world's policeman- just its judge, jury, and executioner - March 20, 2016
There are leaders. There are statesman. Then there's Donald Trump. - March 19, 2016
62 years...we should all be so lucky - March 19, 2016
If you're going to let loose the dogs of war, you'd be best make sure you're up to date on your rabies shots - March 19, 2016
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...when the NRA actually cared about people - March 19, 2016
Arrogant, intolerant, self-righteous...and evidently built to stay that way - March 19, 2016
(Not) What Christian charity and tolerance look like - March 19, 2016
If you want to discuss terror, you can't condemn Islamic terrorism while ignoring the Christian variety - March 19, 2016
If your leadership style can be described as "scary," yerdoonitrong - March 18, 2016
The view from my couch - March 18, 2016
If it wasn't for self-delusion, I'd have no delusions at all - March 18, 2016
Somewhere warm and breezy, George Wallace is snickering into his daiquiri - March 18, 2016
Then again, Trump's not silly enough to alienate his base - March 17, 2016
Sure, he looks, acts, and talks like the Devil, but.... - March 17, 2016
The "party of personal responsibility"...except when it has only itself to blame - March 17, 2016
Pharisees 'R' Us - March 17, 2016
Congratulations, Republicans! This is the America you've created. Enjoy the ride. - March 17, 2016
You should probably delete your Twitter account if you think this is classy - March 17, 2016
When you lie down with the Devil, don't complain when you wake up with 3rd-degree burns - March 17, 2016
Another Great Moment in Republican Fantasyland - March 16, 2016
Please...won't you help the poor, suffering refugees? - March 16, 2016
WTF is wrong with Indiana? - March 16, 2016
Sometimes if you wish hard enough, satire might just come true - March 16, 2016
A chance to see what happens when cockroaches don't scatter when the lights are on - March 16, 2016
If you're a teacher, remember that you have no right to be a sexual being - March 16, 2016
Fun with history - March 16, 2016
Greetings from our new kleptocracy - March 16, 2016
This is what you get when you appeal to the lowest common denominator - March 15, 2016
Just another evening in Paradise...er, Portland - March 15, 2016
We are at war with Portland; we have ALWAYS been at war with Portland - March 15, 2016
Why should men be expected to control themselves when they can blame women for their bad behavior? - March 15, 2016
Today only!! All prayers answered by Jesus Christ at 30% off!!! - March 15, 2016
Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join Trump's Republican Party. - March 15, 2016
Religion isn't good for children and other living things - March 15, 2016
Hey, Democrats! How about we all grow up and keep our eyes on the prize?? - March 14, 2016
If George Wallace and Benito Mussolini had a love child.... - March 14, 2016
Those who don't remember Mussolini and George Wallace are condemned to repeat them - March 14, 2016
Another good reason to avoid South by Southwest - March 14, 2016
Republicans in Congress: This is why we can't have nice things - March 14, 2016
Trump supporters: Just regular folks, right?? - March 14, 2016
Fox News Channel: When news and propaganda become indistinguishable - March 14, 2016
If we can't control women's bodies, how will we continue to claim ownership of them? - March 13, 2016
Time for a trip to the woodshed - March 13, 2016
If we're going to have a bat$#!&-crazy President, it should be someone who's good at it - March 13, 2016
The "F--K YOU!!" Caucus: Welcome to the world of Open Carry Texas - March 13, 2016
Still wondering why Hillary Clinton's apology was insufficient? - March 13, 2016
If you believe God's a Republican, YERDOONITRONG!!! - March 13, 2016
What it looks like when Libertarians build a ship - March 12, 2016
Republican Presidential politics: Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind - March 12, 2016
Today's nominee for (not quite) Mother of the Year - March 12, 2016
When is being young and stupid more than merely being young and stupid? - March 12, 2016
Does anyone REALLY believe Scientology to be a religion? I didn't think so. - March 12, 2016
So you STILL think Bernie Sanders isn't electable? - March 11, 2016
The Republican Presidential debate: A trip down the rabbit hole in south Floriduh - March 11, 2016
Better to be thought a bigot and a fool than to go on Facebook and hit "ENTER" - March 11, 2016
Today's moral dilemma - March 11, 2016
Just Want Privacy: Dishonesty and propaganda in the service of bigotry and hatred - March 11, 2016
If you have to resort to the "I'm not a racist...." argument, you're probably a racist - March 11, 2016
When chicken hawks attack - March 10, 2016
You can't spell "hypocrisy" without "NRA" - March 10, 2016
Iceland's Lysistrata moment should be a model for our own - March 10, 2016
When you hate The Black Guy in the White House Just. That. Much. - March 10, 2016
Why mental health care is so important...for Republicans - March 10, 2016
Hillary Clinton: A blood-drenched, boner-killing, venom-dripping hellbeast who's out to destroy America?? - March 10, 2016
Things you never want to see: Chris Christie wearing kneepads - March 10, 2016
Who would Jesus Hate? Franklin Graham is here to tell you. - March 10, 2016
Of course Trump supporters aren't racist...they just value their rights over anyone else's - March 9, 2016
Another Great Moment in "I'm sure this must make sense to someone somewhere" - March 9, 2016
Purgatory: Just another word for "jury duty" - March 9, 2016
Modern Republican debating style demonstrated by chimpanzees - March 9, 2016
You can protest, but don't be surprised when someone calls "Bullshit!" on you - March 9, 2016
Uh...in case you were wondering, the answer is "four" - March 9, 2016
Politics: Where truth is sacrificed on the altar of expediency and moral relativism - March 9, 2016
How one proves their worthiness to sit behind the big desk in the Oval Office these days - March 8, 2016
Being a one-issue voter isn't necessarily a bad thing - March 8, 2016
Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton: This is what it looks like at the adult's table - March 8, 2016
Scenes from a Republican road trip - March 8, 2016
Today's discussion: Is a Constitution written in the 18th century applicable and relevant to the 21st? - March 8, 2016
Global climate change: The real reason behind the Syrian civil war - March 8, 2016
Another (Not So) Great Moment in Religious Intolerance and Persecution - March 8, 2016
New rule: The Republican with biggest dick gets to be President - March 7, 2016
Another Great Moment in "Didja Ever Think You'd See The Day When...?" - March 7, 2016
Global climate change: An argument for simply doing the right things for the right reasons. - March 7, 2016
Exactly the quality of leadership we deserve: This is why we can't have nice things - March 7, 2016
It's "President of the United States," not "President of the Lowest Common Denominator" - March 7, 2016
The 2016 Republican Presidential primary campaign: He who has the biggest dick wins - March 6, 2016
And you wonder why I love living in Portland.... - March 6, 2016
Respect and tolerance: A lesson Roger Goodell and Dan Snyder could stand to learn - March 6, 2016
Proof there should be a minimum IQ required to vote - March 6, 2016
You're free to your God, but not to weave that God into our government - March 6, 2016
Make America White Again - March 5, 2016
Another morning in Paradise...er, Portland - March 5, 2016
Thus ended America: Politics as a series of dick jokes - March 5, 2016
For those of you delusional enough to believe John Kasich is in any way "moderate" - March 5, 2016
If you lie down with dogs, don't complain when you wake up with fleas - March 5, 2016
Q: How do you tell a Republican debate from a junior high school locker room? A: You can't. - March 5, 2016
The social contract: It means to those whom much has been given much is expected - March 5, 2016
Finally...a candidate who can unite us in our collective hate - March 4, 2016
It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. - March 4, 2016
Ian Desmond: A very good baseball player with a terrible, horrible, very bad business sense - March 4, 2016
Have you noticed that Chris Christie and the Black Angel of Death are never seen together? - March 4, 2016
"Why does a 43-year-old single man spend so much time tweeting about other men's penises?" - March 4, 2016
Because you're just stupid enough to vote for someone with no plan or program - March 4, 2016
"Why, I can believe a half-dozen impossible thing before breakfast!" - March 4, 2016
The current state of the GOP illustrated graphically - March 3, 2016
Today's special at the Myocardial Infarcation Cafe: The "Die Like A Man Burger" - March 3, 2016
Wait...isn't ISIS, like, an Egyptian goddess or something?? - March 3, 2016
Coincidence...or does God truly care about stop lights? - March 3, 2016
Raising the minimum wage: You might think we can't afford it; Oregon begs to differ - March 3, 2016
Remember when Mom told you to always wear clean underwear in case you went to the hospital? - March 3, 2016
The right to a safe and legal abortion: WHAT right?? - March 3, 2016
If the 99% voted, it wouldn't matter what the 1% did - March 2, 2016
It's Wednesday, so here's a picture of a waterfall- Gulfoss, Iceland (2.29.16) - March 2, 2016
When both political parties are rudderless ships...well, welcome to 2016 Presidential politics - March 2, 2016
One of the biggest reasons I support Bernie Sanders - March 2, 2016
Antonin Scalia: What a legacy of disrespect, self-righteousness, and dismissive self-superiority looks like - March 2, 2016
If a lame duck President can't nominate a Supreme Court justice...fair is fair, right? - March 2, 2016
If you're going to write for Breitbart, you can't credibly call anyone "dumb" - March 2, 2016
No country for stoopid sheeple - March 1, 2016
What's the point of a Zombie Apocalypse if you can't mess with the zombies? - March 1, 2016
America: Land of the free, home of those who settle for less than we deserve - March 1, 2016
Chili with beans? In some places, that's a hanging offense, podnah. - March 1, 2016
Mississippi: Because tolerance and respect are WAY overrated - March 1, 2016
If Wikipedia says Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, it must be true - March 1, 2016
Memo to Republicans: OK, now you're just being dicks, right?? - March 1, 2016
Robert Reich on why Ted Cruz is a bigger threat to America than Donald Trump - March 1, 2016
What American politics looks like from outside our borders