April 2016 Archives
- April 30, 2016
What's on my bedside table these days - April 30, 2016
5000-1 odds? You'd have a better shot at waking up naked with the Swedish Bikini Team. - April 30, 2016
OK...so remind me again about the evil Liberal Media?? - April 30, 2016
Trans women in dresses are a huge threat...except when they're not, which is pretty much always - April 30, 2016
Today's writer's humor: The more you know.... - April 30, 2016
Memo to Ken Ham: Being a cynical Christian scam artist doesn't make you immune to criticism - April 30, 2016
Another Great Moment in "Conservative Logic: Or, as you might know it, 'magical thinking'" - April 29, 2016
An argument for a benevolent and loving God - April 29, 2016
Ted Cruz: Being a hyper-religious sociopath means never having to say you're sorry - April 29, 2016
I'm holding out for the USB meat tenderizer - April 29, 2016
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to be Dr. Keith Ablow and remove any lingering doubt - April 29, 2016
Sometimes you have to make your own entertainment - April 29, 2016
The more you know: Sex kills brain cells and can make you homeless - April 29, 2016
If you're looking for Mexican food in Norway, you have bigger problems than you know - April 29, 2016
Another Great Moment in Blasphemy: Even Jesus needs a walk on the wild side now and then - April 28, 2016
Conservative moralizing and hypocrisy: When the only thing that matters is the end - April 28, 2016
BURN THE HERETICS!!!! - April 28, 2016
Sometimes you just have to think for yourself, knowhutimean? - April 28, 2016
Just in case you were wondering how to spot a sexual predator - April 27, 2016
Things could be worse; there could be Bolsheviks in public restrooms - April 27, 2016
Our fortunes cannot be built on the misfortunes of others...because we're all in this together - April 27, 2016
She seems nice.... - April 27, 2016
Indentured servitude: It's OK if we call it "getting an education" - April 27, 2016
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 27, 2016
Those who don't know history are condemned to waste their vote - April 27, 2016
Another innovation from the party of small government - April 26, 2016
Just another morning in Paradise...er, Portland - April 26, 2016
This is what happens when your thoughts originate in your fear center - April 26, 2016
The answer to the greatest theological question facing Mankind - April 26, 2016
Want to change the world? Get off your ass and vote. - April 26, 2016
Evidently all money is not created equal - April 26, 2016
When your "go to" is fear and hatred, you miss out on what's awesome about life - April 26, 2016
Yes, she's still better than any Republican candidate, but.... - April 25, 2016
We all know what's it's about. Knock it off. - April 25, 2016
There's a time for well-deserved ridicule...and a time to lend a well-deserved helping hand - April 25, 2016
Mt. Hood from Timberline Lodge - April 25, 2016
Hypocrisy, double standards, and self-interest...or, as Conservatives know it, "Monday" - April 25, 2016
Those Texans who don't know history are condemned to...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... - April 25, 2016
Sometimes it's as simple as doing the right thing for the right reasons - April 25, 2016
Another Great Moment in "Products You Didn't Know You Couldn't Live Without" - April 25, 2016
Edumication: Wee haz it...and wee don't nead yor kind - April 25, 2016
Little Donny learns to speak in something resembling complete sentences - April 24, 2016
Yes, I'm an introvert. No, there's nothing wrong. Yes, I'm really OK. - April 24, 2016
Now we know what it sounds like when doves cry (Part Deux) - April 24, 2016
Hey, c'mon...even Abraham was asked by God to kill his own son - April 24, 2016
The latest reason to vote Republican: Genital checks in public restrooms - April 24, 2016
Time to suck it up and put on your big boy pants, cupcake - April 24, 2016
"Trump Bros": Ignorant, arrogant, immune to reason...and built to stay that way - April 24, 2016
And while you're at it, how about handling some poisonous snakes? - April 23, 2016
When your platform can be boiled down to "waiting for America to fail" - April 23, 2016
21st century America: To rationality what "Idiocracy" is to documentaries - April 23, 2016
Acceptance and tolerance: It should be a minimum expectation - April 23, 2016
Self-parody: When the ideologically and morally bankrupt accuse others of the same behavior - April 23, 2016
If he was a Democrat, Republicans would be competing to put a bullet in his skull - April 22, 2016
Now we know what it sounds like when doves cry - April 22, 2016
The decline in church affiliation: This is what happens when you lack self-awareness - April 22, 2016
A day bathed in purple for all the wrong reasons - April 22, 2016
The anti-vaccine lobby: Able to believe a half-dozen impossible things before breakfast - April 22, 2016
Remembering a native son - April 22, 2016
Conservatives battling porn: Brave defenders of virtue and deniers of their own problem - April 22, 2016
One on side, opportunity and social justice. On the other, abject failure and dismantling of the social contract. - April 21, 2016
A day in the life of an introvert - April 21, 2016
Funny...I don't recall learning in Sunday School that Jesus cares which restroom you use - April 21, 2016
We should be grateful that Ted Cruz is such a wonderful, selfless human being - April 21, 2016
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to be Curt Schilling (Part Deux) - April 21, 2016
Bigots showing their true colors - April 21, 2016
Remember, kids: If you ain't got Jesus, you ain't $#!& - April 21, 2016
Another Great Moment in Failed Republican Rebranding - April 20, 2016
It's amazing what you can do with a little bit of air and a whole lot of magic - April 20, 2016
How about we build the border wall along the Texas-Oklahoma border? - April 20, 2016
If you're asking this question, you should probably be somewhere else - April 20, 2016
Be careful when you legalize hatred...because it just might be used against you - April 20, 2016
When you just stop caring about customer relations.... - April 20, 2016
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to be Curt Schilling and remove all doubt - April 20, 2016
The textbook definition of "American Exceptionalism" - April 19, 2016
Yep...every morning in Portland looks just like this - April 19, 2016
Jesus H. Christ, MD - April 19, 2016
Yesterday in Houston.... - April 19, 2016
Theocracy: Not just a truly bad idea, but a legitimate threat to American democracy - April 19, 2016
I'm close to losing hope that I'll live to see Donald Rumsfeld tried by a war crimes tribunal - April 19, 2016
Join us next week, when we ask the wolf how he'd protect the hen house - April 19, 2016
The real reason behind "religious freedom" laws - April 18, 2016
A picture that describes me better than words ever could - April 18, 2016
Today's regularly scheduled existential crisis has been postponed - April 18, 2016
What I didn't do with my weekend - April 18, 2016
Today's trip down Memory Lane takes us to Cyprus - April 18, 2016
Another Great Moment in Marketing Fails - April 17, 2016
If you're most famous for your homophobia, what is it you're so afraid of? - April 17, 2016
You mean Christianity really isn't about hatred, homophobia, and bigotry? - April 17, 2016
Public support of professional sports: Sound investment...or fleecing taxpayers? - April 17, 2016
When kids actually understand what you teach them.... - April 16, 2016
What every introvert really wants - April 16, 2016
Remember when identity seemed such a simple thing to understand? - April 16, 2016
Today's Moment of Zen...you're welcome - April 16, 2016
The "Liberal Media" lie: A place where integrity and dishonesty become indistinguishable - April 16, 2016
Your tax dollars at work...or not so much - April 16, 2016
Ignoring a person's human rights doesn't mean those rights cease to exist - April 16, 2016
It's all about self-improvement - April 15, 2016
A graphic depiction of me in most social situations - April 15, 2016
Sometimes you find out that people really don't suck - April 15, 2016
Mt. Hood from Hood River, OR - April 15, 2016
Who are you going to believe? Me...or you lying eyes? - April 15, 2016
When Karma and Schadenfreude meet the law - April 15, 2016
A temporary and ephemeral moment of sanity and reason in Jesusland - April 15, 2016
Yes, it's true; Obama really IS coming for your guns...on Election Day - April 14, 2016
It's Thursday, so here's a picture of a cat fast asleep on a dashboard - April 14, 2016
I'm guessing someone truly, desperately needs to get laid - April 14, 2016
The reason bathrooms are so important to Republicans in North Carolina - April 14, 2016
A timely, thoughtful, and considering endorsement of Bernie Sanders - April 14, 2016
It's all about priorities, don'tchaknow?? - April 14, 2016
He who controls the Big Lie wins - April 14, 2016
Progress?? What's this "progress" of which you speak so enthusiastically?? - April 13, 2016
My town - April 13, 2016
This is what happens when you believe a half-dozen impossible things before breakfast - April 13, 2016
You know you're a poor judge of qualifications when.... - April 13, 2016
North Carolina: A compassionate Conservative-free zone - April 13, 2016
Walker Wisconsin Loser - April 12, 2016
I lost 20 pounds...and my whites have never been brighter! - April 12, 2016
I watched a soccer game and ended up a witness to a mugging - April 12, 2016
A glimpse into our possible future - April 12, 2016
One brother's historic victory is another's 15 minutes of Twitter fame - April 12, 2016
So you want to be a better Christian? Yer doon it rong.... - April 12, 2016
Sometimes, "political correctness" isn't PC; sometimes it's about respect - April 11, 2016
What's on my bedside table these days - April 11, 2016
Our business is homophobia and hatred...and business is very, very good - April 11, 2016
Sexism? That's not sexism, that's a good, old-fashioned double standard. - April 11, 2016
Kansas: What a Teapublican Paradise looks like...and it ain't pretty - April 11, 2016
One roads leads to obliteration, the other to despair and hopelessness.... - April 10, 2016
The warning sign that comes with life - April 10, 2016
Sometimes you need to shine a floodlight on the cockroaches - April 10, 2016
How to know when Grandma has too much time on her hands - April 10, 2016
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a hypocrite to...oh, never mind.... - April 10, 2016
How about we just call it "respect?" - April 9, 2016
Unfortunately, I don't have enough maturity built up to take time off work - April 9, 2016
Evil can only triumph when good people do nothing...and it's time to do something - April 9, 2016
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a great idea - April 9, 2016
Is it just me, or does the American Taliban ruin everything it touches? - April 9, 2016
New Yorkers have a message for Ted Cruz - April 9, 2016
Tom Cotton: To the Senate what Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is to the House of Representatives - April 9, 2016
Guns don't kill people; sheeple kill people - April 8, 2016
Everyone poops - April 8, 2016
You know you have too much time on your hands in Portland when this seems like a good idea (Part Deux) - April 8, 2016
Syria: War doesn't determine who's right, only who and what's left - April 8, 2016
Democratic superdelegates: Proof that Republicans don't have a monopoly on corruption - April 8, 2016
The best explanation of Houston you'll see today - April 8, 2016
Greetings from the Conservative People's Paradise that is Kansas - April 8, 2016
Welcome to Hell...or, as you might know it, Hong Kong - April 7, 2016
What has been seen cannot be unseen: Steph Curry edition - April 7, 2016
Republican honesty: A rare but often very revealing event - April 7, 2016
Then there are the times when you really want to know the backstory - April 7, 2016
You'll get nothing...and you'll like it - April 7, 2016
Are women human beings? Let the people decide!! - April 7, 2016
When is a random act of kindness synonymous with creeping socialism and creating dependency? - April 7, 2016
Christianity American Style - April 6, 2016
Rick Scott: The love child of karma and schadenfreude - April 6, 2016
So you don't have time to see "The Revenant?" - April 6, 2016
Lie, damned lies, and Skyr - April 6, 2016
Unbeknownst to The Donald, people called him "Boner Killer" behind his back - April 6, 2016
Mississippi: Just another anagram for "pathetic and hateful" - April 6, 2016
Special rights for people unclear on the concept - April 6, 2016
Mindfulness training: When it comes to things they don't understand, parents ruin everything - April 6, 2016
Twitter: Not exactly your mother's social media - April 5, 2016
When budget cuts force law enforcement to become more creative.... - April 5, 2016
Mindfulness training: An idea whose time has come - April 5, 2016
The "better than Cliff Notes" versions for those too lazy to actually read the classics - April 5, 2016
Another Great Moment in Self-Loathing and Objecitification - April 5, 2016
My fantasy is as good as yours - April 5, 2016
Socialism: the source of all evil and sloth...or is it?? - April 5, 2016
Sometimes unity isn't always a good thing - April 4, 2016
It's Monday...so here's a picture of two dogs with baby ducklings on their heads - April 4, 2016
If you can watch Steph Curry without a smile, you need to check yourself for a pulse - April 4, 2016
When you can't win with truth and facts, character assassination and fake photos are GREAT ideas - April 4, 2016
This is what it looks like when you rob a bank and then blame the locksmith - April 4, 2016
Put a bird on it! - April 4, 2016
The war on drugs: As if we needed additional evidence that Richard Nixon was pure evil - April 4, 2016
Hillary!!! Because the best change is incremental, barely noticeable change. - April 3, 2016
My new favorite snack - April 3, 2016
Tell a falsehood once and you're a liar; tell lies one after another and you're a man of the people - April 3, 2016
And the winner for the best April Fool's joke is.... - April 3, 2016
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women. - April 3, 2016
The first casualty of North Carolina's "protect the sanctity of public restrooms" bill - April 3, 2016
The surest indication of low self-esteem and self-worth? A woman voting for Donald Trump. - April 3, 2016
Who says it's not a dog's life? - April 3, 2016
The 2nd Amendment: Guaranteeing the right to bear arms...as long as you're White - April 3, 2016
Who said America is a Christian nation? - April 2, 2016
Another Great Moment in "We Need This...WHY???" - April 2, 2016
Farmers for Bernie - April 2, 2016
Hating Muslims and Islam means never having to worry about incovenient things like fact-checking - April 2, 2016
This is what happens when the inmates run the asylum - April 1, 2016
Some of us were born into this world as a warning to others - April 1, 2016
If women want to be paid like men, they should've been born with a penis...or played a sport other than soccer - April 1, 2016
For all intensive porpoises, our lawmakers is just like us - April 1, 2016
A Clinton/Sanders (or Sanders/Clinton) ticket: An idea whose time has come - April 1, 2016
If you're a Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foe, here's your Bill of Rights - April 1, 2016
Ted Cruz: America was better before Christianity became a political party - April 1, 2016
When politics becomes indistinguishable from collective Russian Roulette....
