May 2016 Archives
- May 31, 2016
The answer to the question, "Honey, can we move to Iowa?" - May 31, 2016
Welcome to Texas: Beware of junior high school students wearing t-shirts - May 31, 2016
When you've tried everything else.... - May 31, 2016
This just in: The Black Guy in the White House apologizes to Japan (or not) - May 31, 2016
Science: The official belief system of those who believe in thinking logically - May 31, 2016
Memo to Evangelicals: Freedom "of" religion actually does mean freedom "from" religion - May 31, 2016
When Grammar Nazis attack - May 31, 2016
Another Great Moment in "Bread and Circuses for the Masses" - May 31, 2016
You probably have WAY too much time on your hands if this seems like a good idea - May 30, 2016
Patriotism: Just another word for using outrage to avoid doing anything positive - May 30, 2016
Just put us out of our misery, already.... - May 30, 2016
War still isn't healthy for children and other living things - May 30, 2016
So you want to know how to be a good Republican.... - May 30, 2016
Honesty and integrity: Important only to losers and Liberals not worried about getting elected - May 30, 2016
We're Americans; we're not distracted by...SQUIRREL!!! - May 30, 2016
You can find ANYTHING in Scripture - May 29, 2016
Another Great Moment in "Christianity: YERDOONITRONG" - May 29, 2016
My town - May 29, 2016
Sometimes we screw up; an honest apology goes a long ways toward repairing the damage - May 29, 2016
Is this Heaven? No, it's New York's West Side. - May 29, 2016
What Would Jesus Do? He'd kick your candy ass from here 'til Thursday - May 29, 2016
This just in: Being in jail kinda sucks. Who knew?? - May 29, 2016
Texas: Where everything is bigger- even the self-righteous Conservative belief in their moral superiority - May 29, 2016
Yes, we have the right to vote...but that doesn't make America a democracy - May 28, 2016
Thirty years later, I'm still trying to understand the thin line between life and death - May 28, 2016
Wait...I've seen this before.... - May 28, 2016
Sometimes doing the right thing is as simple as...doing the right thing - May 28, 2016
A postcard from our new Libertarian Paradise - May 28, 2016
Baylor Football: This is what happens when a football team runs a university - May 28, 2016
The 2016 Presidential election explained in one cartoon - May 27, 2016
Ah...so THAT'S the reason behind Trump's populist appeal - May 27, 2016
"Bernie or bust?" Do you actually care about America...or are you really that blind? - May 27, 2016
How to make science WAY more interesting - May 27, 2016
You can insult our weather and hate on our hipsters...but you'd best leave our bridge alone - May 27, 2016
Next thing you know, cats will be voting for dogs - May 27, 2016
Hell hate no fury like that directed at anyone daring to debunk Conservative "truth" - May 27, 2016
The (not) best example of spreading the love of Jesus Christ you'll see today - May 27, 2016
Shouldn't we value what's truly important (Hint: It's not guns)? - May 26, 2016
You don't want to forget to feed the Attack Pug 3000 - May 26, 2016
The dumbing down of America: That sharp pain in your head? That's a thought. - May 26, 2016
Another Great Moment in "Why Republicans shouldn't be allowed to legislate" - May 26, 2016
Just when you'd though the level of our collective political discourse couldn't sink any lower.... - May 26, 2016
Donald Trump: Business mogul, reality TV star...and messiah - May 26, 2016
Behold, a preview of what the next five-plus months holds for America - May 25, 2016
You'll notice that "writer" is nowhere to be found on this spectrum - May 25, 2016
Acceptance. It means something...and it's not yours to withhold. - May 25, 2016
But they'd be GREAT days...AWESOME days...YUUUGE days. - May 25, 2016
Being an asshole generally hasn't proven to be an effective marketing technique. - May 25, 2016
Texas: Where who uses which bathroom matters...but child abuse doesn't - May 25, 2016
Evidently Russian State TV is a subsidiary of Fox News Channel - May 24, 2016
My town. Sunrise. Waterfront Park. - May 24, 2016
Today on What Would Jack Do, sponsored by Vagisil: Everyone's selling something these days - May 24, 2016
Yeah, but race has NOTHING to do with it.... - May 24, 2016
Stay classy, San Diego - May 24, 2016
Things today's Conservative obsess over - May 24, 2016
It seems Christian love and charity don't mean what you think they mean - May 24, 2016
Great achievement requires great willingness to think outside the box - May 23, 2016
I went to Iceland and all I got was my rental car stuck in this river - May 23, 2016
If Portland and L.A. ever go to war, let's hope it's not over bad dougnuts, eh? - May 23, 2016
This one's for all of you who elevate yourself above other, "lesser" mortals - May 23, 2016
Since when should being "Christian enough" be a prerequisite for public service? - May 23, 2016
At least if Donald Trump is elected, George W. Bush will no longer be the worst President ever - May 23, 2016
Yes, Virginia; the 1st Amendment really DOES protect your right to be a flaming asshole - May 23, 2016
Right...transgenders using public restrooms are the REAL problem - May 22, 2016
Sure, you thought; it was a great day to climb Mt. Adams...and then Mt. St. Helens decided to erupt - May 22, 2016
Absolute fairness is a recipe for absolute tyranny - May 22, 2016
Proof that God (If She in fact exists) works in truly mysterious ways - May 22, 2016
So what is it Republicans are actually FOR? Go ahead; I'll wait.... - May 22, 2016
My God is a loving, benevolent God...who wants to see you burn for eternity - May 22, 2016
Remember, son- God's a Republican, so if you ain't got Jesus, you ain't $#!& - May 22, 2016
God's gift to women...in their own minds, at least - May 21, 2016
Just another sunset in Paradise...er, Portland - May 21, 2016
A traitor in Beervana - May 21, 2016
The truth? It's what you can convince sheeple to believe. - May 21, 2016
Newsflash: After 25 years of failure, Republicans forced to face the reality that abstinence-only education doesnt' work - May 21, 2016
Finally, an accurate English-to-Angry-White-Male translation of "Make America Great Again" - May 21, 2016
Hatred is a learned behavior...but it can also be unlearned or, better yet, not learned in the first place - May 21, 2016
All you really need to know about arguing politics on the Internet - May 20, 2016
You know you're not in New Jersey when.... - May 20, 2016
Politics is hard. It's harder when your anterior is firmly implanted in your posterior. - May 20, 2016
When art imitates life a wee bit too closely.... - May 20, 2016
So God is like an old man screaming at kids to stay off his lawn? - May 20, 2016
Your sign doesn't mean what you think it means - May 20, 2016
Another Great Moment in "Legislating Artificial Solutions to Invented Problems" - May 20, 2016
So your benevolent, omniscient, all-powerful God really isn't? - May 19, 2016
Today on "Great Moments in Unhinged Bigotry" - May 19, 2016
Why Sir Patrick Stewart is my new hero - May 19, 2016
For my God is an angry, mean-spirited, vindictive God...and he knows where you live - May 19, 2016
Karma pays Donald Trump a visit - May 19, 2016
Old man yells at cloud, complains about evil, bloodthirsty atheists: Film at 11 - May 19, 2016
This is what happens when you get your science from da Interwerbz - May 18, 2016
Sunrise in the Columbia Gorge - May 18, 2016
Come on, America...we're better than this - May 18, 2016
This just in: Fans of soccer team with unpronounceable name celebrate relegation by burning down stadium - May 18, 2016
What...you think it's easy being Greg Abbott? - May 18, 2016
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free...as soon as you can find it - May 18, 2016
Donald Trump: Proof that "Idiocracy" wasn't a comedy; it was a documentary - May 18, 2016
Tolerance really should be a Conservative value - May 17, 2016
Despite what you may think, this is NOT the L.A. Galaxy's alternate kit - May 17, 2016
Better to be thought a fool than to be Curt Schilling and...oh, never mind.... - May 17, 2016
Best of all, they never worry about you being off-key - May 17, 2016
Great Moments in Lack of Self-Awareness: 'Tis better to be thought a fool than to go on Twitter and remove all doubt - May 17, 2016
Nope...no double standard here; move along, people - May 17, 2016
Franklin Graham: The best argument for an angry, vindictive, mean-spirited God you'll read today - May 17, 2016
Donald Trump: America's first Knuckle-dragger-in-Chief? - May 16, 2016
Because America expects as little of its beer as it does of its politicians - May 16, 2016
Since when it is the responsibility of government to cater to the tender sensibilities of Conservatives? - May 16, 2016
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to...oh, never mind.... - May 16, 2016
Texas Republican leadership: Three words that should never, EVER, appear in the same sentence - May 16, 2016
Edumication: It'z REELY importint - May 16, 2016
When "Patriot" is code for "Selfish White guys who hate government" - May 16, 2016
Donald Trump: Proof that consistent dishonesty can be mistaken for integrity - May 15, 2016
You know your advertising agency has stopped trying when.... - May 15, 2016
Compassion is not a sign of weakness; it should be a minimum daily requirement - May 15, 2016
Yet more reasons why Conservatives should never be allowed to govern - May 15, 2016
Sometimes a children's movie is just a movie- not a moral/ideological/thological platform - May 15, 2016
It's easier to demonize a minority class than address the real threat to the sanctity of our restrooms - May 15, 2016
Donald Trump: Living, breathing proof of the accuracy of Godwin's Law - May 15, 2016
Because, as any good Christian patriot knows, Jesus is a Conservative Republican - May 14, 2016
You have to know you need to get out more when.... - May 14, 2016
Another Great Moment in Truly Unfortunate Sexual Imagery - May 14, 2016
If Donald Trump is the savior of humanity, I'd rather sink into the quicksand - May 14, 2016
If not for The Black Guy in the White House, America would be a virtual Paradise - May 14, 2016
The more you know: The real threat ignored by North Carolina's "bathroom law" - May 14, 2016
Being a Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foe doesn't have to mean being heartless - May 13, 2016
Red Forman: A President who will say what he means and mean what he says - May 13, 2016
"Me-ternity leave?" Step slowly away from the keyboard, Sparky.... - May 13, 2016
The four types of candidates we'll meet during the 2016 campaign - May 13, 2016
Proof that hatred and bigotry really can be Just. That. Stupid. - May 13, 2016
Income inequality...by the numbers, it's even worse - May 13, 2016
Another (Not So) Great Moment in Silliness and Overreaction - May 13, 2016
When you can't employ logic, you accept things on faith - May 12, 2016
Nope...not bat$#!& crazy at all.... - May 12, 2016
Aleppo: It's not about who's right or wrong; it's about who's left - May 12, 2016
North Carolina: The "We've Got Our Potties...er, Priorities...Straight" State - May 12, 2016
Old man redefines "small government," yells at kids to get off his lawn - May 12, 2016
Your church sign doesn't mean what you think it means - May 12, 2016
Religion and American Exceptionalism: A great way to demonstrate your inability to play well with others - May 12, 2016
But he seemed so normal.... - May 11, 2016
Yet another reason to appreciate dear old Mom - May 11, 2016
Who needs edumication?? We haz football!! And Jesus!!! - May 11, 2016
Separated at birth? - May 11, 2016
America: Land of the free, home of the White - May 11, 2016
Or maybe...just maybe...they raised their fists because they could - May 11, 2016
That moment when Pat McCrory decides a public pissing match is a reasonable expenditure of tax dollars - May 11, 2016
Greetings from Texas: Where bigotry, hatred, and homophobia are official state policy - May 10, 2016
Just another day in Paradise...er, Portland - May 10, 2016
I'm still waiting for the power of love to overcome the love of power - May 10, 2016
As a very wise man once said to me: One $%up can erase 20 "attaboys" - May 10, 2016
The reason why stupid people believe they deserve to rule - May 10, 2016
Can children be "good without God?" Turns out the answer is "Absolutely!" - May 10, 2016
When the truth doesn't help your case, making shit up is always a good option - May 9, 2016
It's Monday, so here's an exercise in perspective for y'all - May 9, 2016
If you want to learn the right lessons, you should start by asking the right questions - May 9, 2016
If Donald Trump can run for President, then ALL things are possible - May 9, 2016
There's a time and place for assigning responsibility and blame: This is neither - May 9, 2016
Christian math: Every bit as sound and reliable as Fox News Channel math - May 9, 2016
There's nothing "Christian" about homophobia and self-righteousness - May 9, 2016
OK, Republicans...care to remind me why Jimmy Carter was a "failure" as President? - May 8, 2016
Redefining worship - May 8, 2016
Title VII: Just another case of Liberal government overreach...right?? - May 8, 2016
Remember: We are at war with Oceania; we have ALWAYS been at war with Oceania - May 8, 2016
Capitalism: A system in which workers are squeezed in order that CEOs may summer in the Hamptons - May 8, 2016
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your justification for self-importance and self-superiority? - May 7, 2016
Bernie Sanders translates for the masses - May 7, 2016
We may indulge in racial stereotypes, but that doesn't mean we're racists...does it?? - May 7, 2016
Little known fact: If you rearrange the letters in "Donald Trump," it spells "demagogue" - May 7, 2016
And people wonder why I'm good without God - May 7, 2016
When bigotry isn't an impediment to appreciation of musical genius - May 6, 2016
No worries...we always sacrifice a virgin before kickoff - May 6, 2016
What person in their right mind willingly moves from Seattle to Oklahoma City?? - May 6, 2016
America: A country of, by, and for Conservative White Christians - May 6, 2016
Unfortunately, some men really ARE pigs - May 6, 2016
Racism? What racism?? - May 6, 2016
A $15 minimum wage...and the sky isn't falling in Seattle - May 6, 2016
Welcome to North Carolina: We're all about choices - May 5, 2016
Best of all, he can take down a bad guy while purring - May 5, 2016
This is what happens when the lowest common denominator gets a lawyer - May 5, 2016
Greetings from Hell...or, as Canadians know it, Ft. McMurray, Alberta - May 5, 2016
Repeat after me: Women are not property - May 5, 2016
Another Great Moment in "This is clearly NOT a Donald Trump rally" - May 5, 2016
If you can be described as an "anti-queer Christian," you're in no sense a follower of Jesus Christ - May 5, 2016
Recess is over: America's worst person is back on Capitol Hill - May 4, 2016
Evidently America wasn't ready for its first Asshole-American President - May 4, 2016
It's not about exclusion and intolerance...but those are good places to start - May 4, 2016
Yes, Ted Cruz really was on the grassy knoll that day in Dallas - May 4, 2016
Who says women don't exist for the gratification of men? - May 4, 2016
Elections matter...because they determine who gets to set our priorities - May 4, 2016
Any parallels between 2016 American and pre-Nazi Germany are (not so) purely coincidental - May 4, 2016
Because God-fearing, Bible-believing White folks can't be terrorists - May 3, 2016
For those of you guys who believe this is what's most important to the ladies - May 3, 2016
If we can't find it within ourselves to help the least among us, what does that say about us? - May 3, 2016
Almost enough to make me believe in a benevolent God - May 3, 2016
Sometimes it really IS about the Greater Good - May 3, 2016
Today's adventure in "So wrong...but so funny" - May 3, 2016
One person's unsolicited dick pic is another's gallery show - May 3, 2016
Bernie Sanders on how to fix what's really wrong with America - May 2, 2016
Who couldn't use a feel-good story on a Monday, right?? - May 2, 2016
It's Monday, so here's a picture of three distressingly cute puppies - May 2, 2016
We've become what our greatest generals warned us about - May 2, 2016
Better to be thought a fool and a...oh, never mind.... - May 2, 2016
Women in the infantry: A simple acknowledgement of a long-running de facto reality - May 2, 2016
If this doesn't make you want to buy a one-way ticket out of the country, nothing will - May 1, 2016
Religious freedom: The right to deprive other, less deserving, people of their religious freedom - May 1, 2016
The daily special at the Existential Crisis Cafe - May 1, 2016
Beliefs don't make you "good" or "bad;" it's what you do with them - May 1, 2016
"Religious beliefs" aren't camouflage for being a bigot and a hypocrite - May 1, 2016
Jesus is coming. Look busy.