June 2016 Archives
- June 30, 2016
Overheard in London: "Brexit? Who give a $#&@ about Brexit? We lost to $#&@(!% ICELAND!!!" - June 30, 2016
The Laura Ingraham Show: Brought to you by Depends Adult diapers - June 30, 2016
Jesus loves you...uh, wait...sorry; no, he really doesn't - June 30, 2016
Personal responsibility: Wee don't haz it - June 30, 2016
Why a "good guy with a gun" is likely to end up dead - June 30, 2016
Brexit: The power of dishonesty, lack of integrity, and the Big Lie - June 30, 2016
Oops...somebody's got some 'splainin' to do - June 29, 2016
Everything you need to know about the Trump Campaign...but were afraid to ask - June 29, 2016
If David keeps slaying Goliath, when does he stop being considered an underdog? - June 29, 2016
Evidently, reports of his demise were somewhat premature - June 29, 2016
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free?" That's SO 19th century. - June 29, 2016
We're from the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity...and we're here to help - June 29, 2016
House Select Committee on Benghazi: A partisan witch hunt looking for a place to happen - June 29, 2016
What it looks like when one candidate is an incompetent buffoon - June 28, 2016
Portland's Naked Bike Ride: Even for a dog, some things cannot be unseen - June 28, 2016
A much-needed victory for the right of women to control their own bodies - June 28, 2016
Why The U.K. and the U.S. are far more similar than different - June 28, 2016
Despite what you may think, the 2nd Amendment is NOT a blank check - June 28, 2016
Breaking news from France.... - June 28, 2016
Quiverfull: The official religious sect of men's rights activists everywhere - June 28, 2016
When in doubt, send thoughts and prayers - June 27, 2016
Terrorism is terrorism...unless you're White, Conservative, and Christian - June 27, 2016
Gun manufacturers are above the law: It would be funny if it wasn't true - June 27, 2016
Why Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes aren't invited to give TED talks - June 27, 2016
Texas Republicans: Keeping Texans scared and stupid since...well, forever - June 27, 2016
It's a good thing guns don't kill people, eh? - June 27, 2016
"Boys will be boys": The more things change.... - June 27, 2016
Almost enough to make me believe in a benevolent and loving God - June 26, 2016
And the winner is..."tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon" - June 26, 2016
I'll have the Carmel Macchiato with a happy ending, please - June 26, 2016
Scottish P.C.: Distinctly and wonderfully unlike American P.C. - June 26, 2016
So...how's that Christian love and charity working out for you? - June 26, 2016
It seems the #BREXIT referendum came down to the all-important penis vote - June 26, 2016
We need to talk about guns- NOW - June 26, 2016
Twenty minutes later, he was offered a job as Donald Trump's campaign manager - June 25, 2016
Dewey Defeats Truman, British-style - June 25, 2016
Donald Trump: Bloviating flesh bag, weapons-grade plum, or clueless numpty? - June 25, 2016
The sky is falling, Earth's spin has reversed...and Donald Trump will be President - June 25, 2016
"I love my country...I just hate the people living in it" - June 25, 2016
Who says Americans don't have a voice in the gun control "debate?" - June 25, 2016
When your child is murdered, the time for being Mr. Nice Guy has passed - June 25, 2016
Fox News Channel: Where research, accuracy, and fact-checking go to die - June 24, 2016
Living life on the edge - June 24, 2016
Sometimes doing the right thing means...doing the right thing - June 24, 2016
Because...well because why not? - June 24, 2016
Action delayed but finally taken is still better than no action at all - June 24, 2016
Clearly, we need more thoughts and prayers - June 24, 2016
Jesus preached hatred like Timothy McVeigh believed in nonviolent conflict resolution - June 24, 2016
The faces of terrorism - June 23, 2016
Jesus is evidently a 6'9" power forward playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers - June 23, 2016
A glimpse of our terrifying future: Yeah, we're doomed - June 23, 2016
There be monsters among us...and they're roaming the halls of Congress (Redux) - June 23, 2016
Enough of thoughts and prayers; it's time to DO something - June 23, 2016
The 2nd Amendment: Not a license to be stupid about guns - June 23, 2016
If your faith allows you to celebrate mass murder, you're a monster (Part Deux) - June 23, 2016
Why would ANYONE accuse Trump supporters of racism? - June 22, 2016
It's not the size of the dog in the fight.... - June 22, 2016
FIFA: Corruption and willful ignorance of human rights is our middle name - June 22, 2016
Christianity: YERDOONITRONG!!!! - June 22, 2016
If your faith allows you to celebrate mass murder, you're a monster - June 22, 2016
There be monsters among us...and they're roaming the halls of Congress - June 22, 2016
In a world that values diversity, where does an Archie Bunker go to find love? - June 22, 2016
Memo to Donald Trump: Be careful what you ask for - June 21, 2016
You know you're in Portland when.... - June 21, 2016
The human drama of athletic competition: A nice distraction, but nothing more - June 21, 2016
Beating the rush before President Trump trashes the place - June 21, 2016
That awkward moment when one realizes that treating people with dignity and respect means ALL people - June 21, 2016
The National Rifle Association: Proof that monsters walk among us - June 21, 2016
Another Great Moment in Fairy Tales: Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun - June 21, 2016
It's no stretch to refer to the NRA as domestic terrorists - June 20, 2016
Yes, Virginia; evidently I really am a sorry excuse for a patriotic American - June 20, 2016
You know it's time for that ankle bracelet when.... - June 20, 2016
Forget this election; I'm all about Richard Sherman in 2024 - June 20, 2016
Gun control isn't about taking your guns; it's about saving lives by using common sense - June 20, 2016
Lesson #1: Never constrain the Donald with mundane concerns like "the truth" - June 20, 2016
In case you need to be reminded: Love is love is love is love.... - June 19, 2016
I hate it when the kids hide my vodka - June 19, 2016
A reminder that they're just ideas, not a license to abuse the holder of those ideas - June 19, 2016
Welcome to North Carolina: Please turn your clock back to the 19th century - June 19, 2016
If you have a wound, Pete Sessions has your salt - June 19, 2016
The best argument against religion you'll see today - June 19, 2016
Why Trump supporters are living, breathing proof of the Dunning-Kruger Effect - June 19, 2016
A good argument for why the 2nd Amendment is neither immutable nor infallible - June 18, 2016
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Edgar Allen Poe?? - June 18, 2016
Thoughts and prayers and moments of silence...and nothing changes - June 18, 2016
A question for Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes: Why not just be honest for once? - June 18, 2016
On the one hand, utter destruction. On the other, unimaginable suffering. Let us hope we choose wisely. - June 17, 2016
They're mine; I paid for 'em...and I got a receipt! - June 17, 2016
A look at my 'hood: The St. Johns Bridge from the air after takeoff from PDX - June 17, 2016
One great good deed doesn't erase a history of discrimination...but it's a start - June 17, 2016
In a time of tragedy, one looks to protect one's loved ones - June 17, 2016
If we refuse to do our job, we get fired. Republicans call it their constitutional duty. - June 17, 2016
Common sense gun control? This might just be it. - June 17, 2016
Trump may be "so good" for the ladies, but I think women would want to make their own choices - June 17, 2016
Women in the White House: It's their turn - June 16, 2016
Today's local "WTF??" moment: And they deliver!! - June 16, 2016
Kindness: What happens when you stop judging people and start loving them - June 16, 2016
Another sunny day in Reykjavik - June 16, 2016
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to the atheists- they might learn to think for themselves - June 16, 2016
When God picks his battles, even He goes for the low-hanging fruit - June 16, 2016
If you're preaching hatred in the name of Jesus Christ, you're the problem - June 16, 2016
The best argument against voting for Donald Trump you'll see today - June 15, 2016
Iceland needs fans...and a LOT of them - June 15, 2016
Memo to Donald Trump (and those who'd vote for him): This is not who we are - June 15, 2016
Three words you'll never see used together: armed militant atheist - June 15, 2016
Guns don't kill people; people who ignore guns kill people - June 15, 2016
Trump 2016: We'll keep tossing out campaign slogans until something sticks - June 15, 2016
People continue dying...and Republicans offer only "thoughts and prayers" - June 15, 2016
The NRA: How monsters express their condolences - June 14, 2016
Behold the awesome power.... - June 14, 2016
An open letter to my fellow Penis-Americans - June 14, 2016
Theme warning: Enough of the "thoughts and prayers," don'tchathink?? - June 14, 2016
Let he who is without sin (et tu, Dan Patrick?) cast the first judgment - June 14, 2016
Killing solves nothing; it creates far more problems that it solves - June 14, 2016
Donald Trump: My own personal human gag reflex - June 14, 2016
Finally...conclusive, undeniable proof of Godwin's Law - June 13, 2016
Thoughts and prayers only serve to make those doing the thinking and praying feel better about themselves - June 13, 2016
Remember, only a good guy with a gun can kill 49 people in a gay nightclub - June 13, 2016
Finally, someone's willling to place the blame for mass shootings where it belongs - June 13, 2016
America: Land of the free, home of misdirected righteous outrage - June 13, 2016
Damn...who let the bat$#!%-crazy Minnesota baby farmer go on-air without taking her medication first? - June 13, 2016
Sometimes you need a little help cleaning up after a resurrection - June 12, 2016
The best "apology" you'll see today - June 12, 2016
The greatest threat to religious freedom might just be...Christians - June 12, 2016
When your "miracle" has a something less than miraculous explanation - June 12, 2016
Being a Republican culture warrior means never having to worry about being held accountable - June 11, 2016
Sunset at Seaside, OR, 6.10.16 - June 11, 2016
If marriage was easy, everyone would be doing it - June 11, 2016
How to prevent rape: 10 easy tips for Penis-Americans - June 11, 2016
Better to be thought a fool than to do an interview on CNN and prove rape culture exists - June 11, 2016
The biggest waste of humanity you'll see today - June 11, 2016
Lord of the (f)lies - June 11, 2016
Religious freedom (n.): Not the right to force others to live by your beliefs - June 10, 2016
You know you've finally arrived when you have Facebook groupies - June 10, 2016
An argument for not being an asshole - June 10, 2016
Better to be thought a fool and a bully than to be Donald Trump and remove any doubt - June 10, 2016
The Party of Life demonstrates once again how little it's committed to protecting life - June 10, 2016
When you see a problem, be the solution - June 10, 2016
She just won the Democratic nomination; it's time to ignore Donald Trump - June 10, 2016
If brains were dynamite, Louie Gohmert couldn't blow his nose - June 10, 2016
Today's Moment of Zen: America digs its grave with its teeth - June 9, 2016
Respect the environment- remember to recycle - June 9, 2016
The King is dead; long live the Queen - June 9, 2016
Another Great Moment in Marketing Fails: Somebody's going to need to update their resume - June 9, 2016
Greetings from Donald Trump's AmeriKKKa - June 9, 2016
Respect: It should be a no-brainer, right? - June 9, 2016
A golden opportunity to prove that women deserve to be treated with respect and dignity - June 9, 2016
Brain damage, schmain damage...just don't be wearing hoodies on the field, 'kay?? - June 9, 2016
What White privilege? What rape culture? - June 8, 2016
The ultimate spoiler: No one gets out of here alive - June 8, 2016
Science: The official belief system of those who live in the real world - June 8, 2016
So...remind me again why government regulation is destroying America? - June 8, 2016
Memo to Father Buzzkill: Project much? - June 8, 2016
(Not exactly) The best argument for abstinence you'll see today - June 8, 2016
Donald Trump's thin skin: Bullies don't like to encounter resistance - June 8, 2016
Cheating: How Republicans ensure they win elections - June 7, 2016
Turns out that treating people with dignity and respect really IS "A Better Way" - June 7, 2016
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming...'cuz Honey Badger don't give a @#$% - June 7, 2016
And so America is forced to continue its fruitless search for a savior - June 7, 2016
Sometimes, not even a father can deny the guilt and depravity of his son - June 7, 2016
When the only thing that matter is keeping "Crooked Hillary" out of the White House - June 7, 2016
It's not too late to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - June 7, 2016
Completely bat$#!& crazy...and it's only June - June 6, 2016
A mountain runs through it - June 6, 2016
Why the Internet makes us terrible people - June 6, 2016
So, if you're a judge and not White, Christian, and Conservative.... - June 6, 2016
The 1st Amendment: Only important to losers and Liberals - June 6, 2016
Better to be thought an embarrassment to humanity than to take out a full page ad and prove it - June 6, 2016
Honesty and integrity are SO overrated - June 6, 2016
Another definition from the Trump Dictionary: Diversity - June 5, 2016
What's on my summer reading list - June 5, 2016
No, your God doesn't get to be our government - June 5, 2016
Dear Mainstream Media: This is what honest, objective reporting looks like. Take notes, willya?? - June 5, 2016
Gun violence: Turns out that what you don't know just might hurt you - June 5, 2016
Trump Pepper Spray: The official crowd control method of REAL Americans - June 5, 2016
If your Christianity is based on hatred, discrimination, and homophobia- YERDOONITRONG!! - June 5, 2016
Evolution American style - June 4, 2016
Some of the best advice you'll read today - June 4, 2016
Life in the Rose City: What, you think it's easy being this hip?? - June 4, 2016
The Ken Starr "Ain't Karma a b---h Tour," sponsored by Schadenfreude - June 4, 2016
Another Great Moment in Christianity: NAILED IT!! - June 4, 2016
And Jesus said, "Let there be hate." And it was good. - June 4, 2016
When your burning, impassioned hatred of The Black Guy in the White House transcends mere facts - June 3, 2016
The calm before the storm: Columbia Gorge - June 3, 2016
Texas: Where "Keepin' 'em scared and stupid" isn't a strategy...it's a way of life. - June 3, 2016
Why hangin' with Jesus just became a whole lot more fun - June 3, 2016
Someone needs to fall on their sword...and quickly - June 3, 2016
Because only a dumb person with a gun can defeat another dumb person with a gun - June 3, 2016
Donald Trump and Elizabeth: Not exactly the new power couple - June 3, 2016
Donald Trump: You know he's Reich for AmeriKKKa - June 2, 2016
Greetings from nihilist Utopia...where nothing is possible - June 2, 2016
Like a good neighbor...oh, never mind.... - June 2, 2016
Perhaps a better solution might be not needing Memorial Day - June 2, 2016
"Winning by any means necessary" shouldn't include anti-Semitism - June 2, 2016
Why would anyone believe Trump supporters to be racist?? - June 2, 2016
Evangelical Conservative Christians and politics: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly - June 2, 2016
The difference between "Presidential" and "Donald Trump" - June 1, 2016
It's wrong because Jesus said it's wrong...at least I think he did - June 1, 2016
Subtlety might just get you past the censors - June 1, 2016
In Donald Trump's AmeriKKKa, it's a great day to be an asshole or sociopath! - June 1, 2016
How to know we are well and truly gefickt - June 1, 2016
Today's "WTF??? moment: Chris Kyle's mistake was that he didn't lie enough - June 1, 2016
Rebels without a clue - June 1, 2016
When thanking God is a substitute for gratitude and accepting responsibility - June 1, 2016
What if we put ourselves out there and no one could be bothered to notice?