The menu for a cafe planned in Geneva would be for adult eyes only if a Swiss firm gets its business plans approved. Bradley Charvet, who hails from a local escort agency and who came up with the idea for the so-called “cafe fellatio” (working title only, we assume), was inspired by places just like it in Thailand, the Local reports. How it would work: A male patron would enter the cafe, order a coffee, then scroll through an iPad looking for the prostitute he’d like to orally pleasure him. He’d then pony up the $60 or so for the service, plus a possible drink surcharge (what both the Local and Newstalk say would be the most expensive coffee in the city), take a seat at the “bar,” and enjoy his order. “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” Charvet told Le Matin newspaper.
Today on “Guess what I won’t be getting from the wife for Christmas”…it would seem a trip to Geneva probably isn’t going to be high on the bucket list of preferred destinations for married couples. Or maybe it will be. Who knows? That said, as long as you’re a guy who doesn’t have a problem with $60 cup of coffee with benefits, Cafe Fellatio might just be an idea whose time has come. Until the wife becomes suspicious of all those “business” trips to Geneva….
Since prostitution is legal in Switzerland, it may just be that running a coffee shop there will take on a whole new meaning. Competition being what it is, it’s possible that merely being a gifted barista and/or serving exquisite pastries will no longer be enough.
Don’tcha just LOVE capitalism??
I can hardly wait for the Yelp! reviews….
