A large part of this election season coverage so far has comprised people wondering why on earth anyone would vote for Donald Trump…. My conclusion, from what I have seen thus far, is that these people just really want to insult people or be a jerk or say something bigoted without anyone getting saying “Hey, that was kind of shitty!” and they believe that if Trump is president they will get to do this. Because for real, their primary reason overall seems to be that he’s not “Politically Correct.” They don’t seem to care what he does, who he is, or what his plans are for this country, because they believe so desperately that if he is elected, no one can ever think they are a jerk again, or not like them because of their crap opinions on things.
Do you believe others bipeds are lesser beings who exist solely to make your life easier? Are you convinced that your interests are primary and that all others must by rights be considered subordinate and of no value? Do you believe waiting in line to be for losers and proles? Does waiting for your turn make you crazy…because in your mind it’s ALWAYS your turn? Is the idea of giving something to those in need fill you with revulsion? After all, if you built your empire with a mere $1 million pittance from Daddy, anyone can do it…right??
Well, guess what, Cupcake? You’re going to LOVE the new AmeriKKKa under President Donald Trump. This new, improved, and much classier AmeriKKKa will be awesome, FABULOUS, YUUUGE- better than anything you’ve seen before. If you’re wealthy, White, male…and an asshole…well, this AmeriKKKa will cater to and indulge your every whim- LONG before the needs and desires of other, lesser mortals are attended to.
In President Trump’s AmeriKKKa, White males will no longer be made to feel as if they should apologize for their mere existence. Yes, White Penis-Americans will no longer have to wear that title like a badge of shame. In fact, being White and male will mean being able to forego waiting in lines, skipping the usual pro forma silliness of things like politeness, kindness, and consideration. Finally, it will be all about YOU…becomes President Trump’s AmeriKKKa will exist to anticipate and fulfill your every need, wish, and desire.
Finally, assholes (and sociopaths) will be freed to do what they want, how they want, when they want, to whomever they want…in whatever quantity may be deemed necessary. No longer will White Penis-Americans have to worry about silly PC buzzwords like “Kindness,” “respect,” or “compassion.” No longer will they be expected to say “please,” “thank you,” or even “May I?….” They’ll be able to take what they want, because the world will be theirs to do with as they wish.
In a few short months it will once again be fashionable to be an asshole and/or a sociopath in President Donald Trump’s AmeriKKKa. If you’re a White Penis-American, prepare to be restored to your rightful place atop the socioeconomic food chain. America will be AWESOME agains!! WHITE GUYS RULE!!
