Presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, having made history OR WHATEVER, and a day after being endorsed by President Obama, Vice President Biden and Sen. Elizabeth Warren, visited her BFF BEST PAL ‘BORTION BUDDIES at the Planned Parenthood Action Fund, so they could talk about LADY STUFF and also how Hillary is actually, #sciencefact, way more better than Donald Trump on women’s issues. Whereas Donald Trump talks about how he cherishes women (especially hot ones like his daughter Ivanka!) and how he’ll be so good for the ladies, except for when he’s calling them fat pigs and accusing them of bleeding out of their wherevers, Hillary, a known woman, wants the ladies of America to know that she has their backs. After a rousing introduction from the amazing Planned Parenthood CEO Cecile Richards, Hillary came onstage, kicked ass, and took names.
I’ve grown accustomed to White Republican men believing they, and only they, are equipped to decide what’s best for the ladies. Yep, when it comes to women’s issues, NO ONE looks out for the distaff half of the population like Conservative White males. That would explain why they hate Planned Parenthood so much, right? Not only is PP handing out abortions like they’re coming from a Pez dispenser, they’re doing all this other lady-stuff that make self-respecting Penis-Americans feel all oogy. Best to just get rid of PP altogether, eh? Besides, if a woman needs health care, there’s always the emergency room.
Thankfully, women are pretty good at standing up for themselves and their rights, especially when they’re threatened by Republican bullies like Donald Trump. With Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Sec. Clinton standing up for Planned Parenthood, it’s hard not to feel that the future of women’s rights is in pretty good hands.
Anyone else hoping for a Clinton-Warren ticket? I’m thinking it would be fun to watch the head of Conservative men exploding. Yes, it most certainly would.