July 2016 Archives
- July 31, 2016
The American Taliban proves again it has no respect for fallen American soldiers - July 31, 2016
Democrats: Becoming more like Republicans than Republicans themselves - July 31, 2016
It's one thing to be oppressed, quite another to lock your own chains and throw away the key - July 31, 2016
Donald Trump: The drumbeat of scandal and ridiculousness continues - July 31, 2016
American Exceptionalism: A license to make (and change) the rules as we go - July 31, 2016
When you start thinking Fox News Channel might actually be about "news" - July 30, 2016
In case you haven't figured out the difference between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton - July 30, 2016
Free speech or hateful speech: Who gets to decide? - July 30, 2016
A protest vote doesn't mean what you think it means - July 30, 2016
Brainwashing: The key to creating a compliant and harmonious workplace - July 30, 2016
Donald Trump: Treason should be no impediment to winning the Presidency - July 30, 2016
Texas: The more you know, the less you understand - July 30, 2016
Yeah, sometimes even Liberals can be dumb - July 29, 2016
Believing someone else to be "less than" only makes you "less than" - July 29, 2016
Racism: It's also an upper left coast thing - July 29, 2016
Imagine what would happen if Hillary Clinton invited Russia to hack the Republican Party - July 29, 2016
Yep...every now and then, Christianity is done right - July 29, 2016
The Vatican rules!! - July 29, 2016
9/11 Truthers: YER DOON IT RONG!! - July 29, 2016
The American Sheeple are smarter than you think - July 28, 2016
Something to think about while you're playing Pokemon Go - July 28, 2016
In a Democrat, it would be treason...for Donald Trump, just another day at the office - July 28, 2016
Don't blame the Bible; you're just a bigot - July 28, 2016
Christianity: Well, that explains "The Walking Dead" - July 28, 2016
Presidential politics as if it was recess at an elementary school - July 28, 2016
It may look like 1955...but it was 1995 - July 27, 2016
Religious freedom isn't the freedom to enforce your religion as The One, True, and ONLY Faith - July 27, 2016
From the "Department of Republican Cluelessness and Lack of Self-Awareness".... - July 27, 2016
Between love and danger.... - July 27, 2016
So God really IS a Republican? - July 27, 2016
I hear Iran's beautiful this time of year - July 26, 2016
Violence is never the solution - July 26, 2016
Alienating Vagina-Americans: Not exactly a recipe for electoral success - July 26, 2016
Good advice that too many Christians seem willing to ignore - July 26, 2016
Benghazi- the gift that (Republicans think) keeps on giving - July 26, 2016
Why Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foes should never be allowed to set gun policy - July 25, 2016
Namibian warthog rectum? Thanks, but I'll order a burger. - July 25, 2016
It's almost difficult to believe a politician could be so...reasonable - July 25, 2016
Donald Trump: Putting the "bully" in "bully pulpit" - July 24, 2016
In case you might be wondering why this election is so important.... - July 24, 2016
And now, the oral sex...uh, I mean the sales job (2016 edition).... - July 24, 2016
I don't think this is what the Almighty had in mind - July 24, 2016
The separation of Church and State: The perfect antidote to zealots like Phil Robertson - July 24, 2016
How Donald Trump made me learn to love The Bomb - July 24, 2016
Floriduh: Personal responsibility for thee, nay for me - July 24, 2016
In the end, guns are little more than crutches for the impotent and unimportant - July 23, 2016
If the conversation revolves around "your boring penis," we have your solution. You're welcome. - July 23, 2016
America sucks...and only Donald Trump can fix it - July 23, 2016
Trump's cult of personality is now a threat to American democracy - July 23, 2016
From the WNBA's Department of Mixed Messages - July 23, 2016
I'm a Proudly Closed-minded Gun Control Foe...the only rights I care about are my own - July 22, 2016
Donald Trump can't give you your country back...it's not yours and it never went away - July 22, 2016
Always be yourself...unless you can be Batman. Then you should always be Batman - July 22, 2016
In the final analysis, discrimination against one group is discrimination against all - July 22, 2016
The GOP: The "Do as I say, not as I do" party - July 22, 2016
Milo Yiannopoulos: Some people shouldn't be allowed out in public without being heavily medicated - July 21, 2016
Trump family values: Who needs a speech writer when you can just cut and paste? - July 21, 2016
Republicans in Wonderland: The party of magical, wishful thinking - July 21, 2016
A little less prayer and a lot more Christian charity would be a very good thing - July 21, 2016
Republicans: Dragging American kicking and screaming back to the 17th century - July 21, 2016
Today's GOP: Ignorant, reactionary, irrational...and evidently built to stay that way - July 21, 2016
The wisdom of St. Ronald of Reagan - July 20, 2016
If you can't run a campaign, how are we to believe you can run a country? - July 20, 2016
Reason #437 why I love Canada - July 20, 2016
"Small government" for me...not for thee - July 20, 2016
Another satisfied customer...or not - July 20, 2016
The Grand Old (White Boys) Party has a party - July 20, 2016
Elections come and go, but stupid is forever - July 19, 2016
Sorry...could you direct me to the Jewish or African-American elevators? - July 19, 2016
Kindness and compassion are for those who don't want to win softball tournaments - July 19, 2016
One picture shows everything that's wrong with the Republican Party - July 19, 2016
Black lives matter. Blue lives matter. LIVES matter. - July 19, 2016
A serious question for supporters of Bernie Sanders - July 19, 2016
Stupid and ill-informed is the new smart - July 19, 2016
It's good to know one of America's biggest allies is committed to democracy and the rule of law - July 18, 2016
As if Monday didn't make my head want to explode all by itself.... - July 18, 2016
That awkward moment when you realize your bigotry only makes YOU look stupid - July 18, 2016
If your Christianity allows you to refer to women as "sluts," YERDOONITRONG!!! - July 18, 2016
News you (probably can't) use - July 18, 2016
Professional sports: Where extortion is not only legal, but an accepted business practice - July 17, 2016
A feeling every introvert will understand - July 17, 2016
On Today's episode of "Fun With Fundies".... - July 17, 2016
Republicans in Cleveland: Making America Hate Again - July 17, 2016
The National Rifle Association: #NOLIVESMATTER - July 16, 2016
Politics 101: If your campaign evokes Beavis and Butthead...YERDOONITRONG!! - July 16, 2016
When a brutal dictator tells you to take off your clothes.... - July 16, 2016
The "Pro-life" party demonstrates once again just how little it values life - July 16, 2016
Well...there's always Canada, right? - July 16, 2016
Not exactly a recipe for equality: White men are patriots; Black men are suspects - July 16, 2016
"The Constitution's just a god----d piece of paper" - July 15, 2016
Sometimes, a game is just a game - July 15, 2016
Love is love: Another great moment in repressed Republican Ted Cruz- Donald Trump sex fantasies - July 15, 2016
The legacy (and legend) of Chris Kyle: Lie, damned lies, and inflated resumes - July 15, 2016
Fox news Channel: We're #1!!!! - July 15, 2016
There are no "good guys" or "bad guys;" only "guys with guns" - July 15, 2016
The latest accessory for Bernie Sanders supporters, to be used on Election Day - July 14, 2016
Christians (and Republicans) aren't perfect...just forgiven - July 14, 2016
Yet another reason Portland doesn't suck - July 14, 2016
Hillary Clinton: Sometimes, you don't get what you want.... - July 14, 2016
If I was a superhero...this is who I'd want to be - July 14, 2016
George W. Bush's impressive "Even a blind squirrel...." moment - July 14, 2016
Rape will stop happening when men stop raping. Any questions? - July 14, 2016
Because America deserves a President who makes $#!& up on the fly - July 13, 2016
Women's soccer? They're just going to have babies, anyway...right?? - July 13, 2016
In America, mediocrity is no impediment to success...just ask Sean Hannity - July 13, 2016
Police are public servants...not the other way around - July 13, 2016
China: Now home to the world's largest bathtub - July 13, 2016
Perhaps instead of fearing African-Americans, we could default to trying to understanding them? - July 13, 2016
We don't see race...so, nope, no double standard here!! - July 12, 2016
Another Great Moment in #SWEDISH_FAIL - July 12, 2016
Sometimes the most courageous soldier is also the most vulnerable one - July 12, 2016
The patron saint of rage, self-victimization, intolerance, and bigotry - July 12, 2016
If you'd every wondered about that whole "body of Christ" thing.... - July 12, 2016
Better to be thought a fool and a racist than to be Rudy Giuliani and remove any lingering doubt - July 12, 2016
Breaking: Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) feels Hillary Clinton must answer for bad Michael Bay movie - July 11, 2016
Today's lesson: The Golden Rule isn't "Do unto others before they do unto you" - July 11, 2016
Take the Cake Bakery: A business trafficking in hatred and bigotry - July 11, 2016
Another Great Moment in Booger Mining: The story (sitting) behind the story - July 11, 2016
Dan Patrick: When you need someone with nothing to say...and eager to say it - July 11, 2016
If you ain't got Jesus, you ain't...well, you know.... - July 10, 2016
If you're not a hater, but you condone hatred, you're a hater - July 10, 2016
Tools of the (murder) trade - July 10, 2016
Kevin Durant: Employee #35 makes a career decision (it's that simple, folks) - July 10, 2016
Another Great Moment in Insightful Christian Conservative Leadership - July 10, 2016
If you think bigotry and exclusion make you a good Christian, YERDOONITRONG!! - July 9, 2016
You'll know we've evolved when.... - July 9, 2016
Even today, an eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind - July 9, 2016
The killing of innocents diminishes us all - July 9, 2016
How to know you're part of the problem - July 9, 2016
You know you're a card-carrying member of the Lowest Common Denominator when.... - July 9, 2016
Talking points and cheap shots: What you do when you can't win on substance - July 9, 2016
GOP: Double Standard 'R' Us - July 8, 2016
Police violence: "It is incumbent upon us to be better. We must be better." - July 8, 2016
The tragic death of another human being is no abstract concept - July 8, 2016
Sweet Cakes by Melissa: And now you know the rest of the story - July 8, 2016
Small-town police blotters: The foibles of humanity and a trip down memory lane - July 7, 2016
Heartfelt praise for a dictator from a Presidential candidate who aspires to be a dictator himself - July 7, 2016
Another fine product of our publick edumication system - July 7, 2016
Casual, unconscious racism is still racism - July 7, 2016
Everything you need to know about American government in one handy graphic - July 7, 2016
With each mass shooting, we lose a bit more of our humanity and connection to one another - July 7, 2016
When can we talk about Hillary Clinton's emails? How about when.... - July 7, 2016
Another Great Moment in People Unclear on the Concept - July 6, 2016
"To love America is to love all Americans, because love has no labels" - July 6, 2016
Come to the Dark Side...we have cookies!! - July 6, 2016
Hatred and bigotry: What you have left when the Emperor takes off his clothes - July 6, 2016
Sunlight is the best disinfectant...and cockroaches always scatter when the light's turned on - July 6, 2016
Twitter: Give us your angry, your resentful, your racist bigots yearning to breathe free...and White - July 6, 2016
If the FBI won't destroy Hillary Clinton, I guess we'll just have to do it ourselves - July 5, 2016
Dear Men: STFU. Love, Women. - July 5, 2016
@Consistency: The hobgoblin of losers and Liberals - July 5, 2016
Evil can only triumph when good people remain silent - July 5, 2016
The biggest reasons not to vote for Donald Trump are the people supporting him - July 5, 2016
Is our children learning? Not if they're home-schooled in Texas. - July 5, 2016
Donald Trump is a feminist in the same way Mitch McConnell is an overachiever - July 4, 2016
Imagine that; someone's actually happy to be in Boise - July 4, 2016
You can't get there from here - July 3, 2016
Iceland v. France: The "David v. Goliath" storyline no longer applies - July 3, 2016
The penalty kick: The simplest, and yet most complex, play in soccer - July 3, 2016
Motherhood explained in one picture - July 3, 2016
If you're going to support a bigot, you don't get to take offense when you're accused of bigotry - July 3, 2016
All we need now is a six-foot block of Sharp Cheddar - July 3, 2016
Religion: If you're an Evangelical Christian, you're probably doing it wrong - July 3, 2016
Some things once seen can never be unseen - July 2, 2016
Today's heaping helping of writer's humor - July 2, 2016
Dog is my co-pilot - July 2, 2016
Portland's Naked Bike Ride: Butt cracks, nothing but butt cracks - July 2, 2016
Today on "Great Moments in People Unclear on the Concept": Heterosexual Pride Day - July 2, 2016
This just in from the WWJD London Bureau (Wait...we have a London Bureau??) - July 2, 2016
Memo to Justice Samuel Alito: Your God doesn't get to be our government - July 2, 2016
Today on "More Great Moments in Donald Trump's Lack of Self-Awareness" - July 1, 2016
It's my freak flag, and I'll fly it if I damned well want to - July 1, 2016
Better to be thought a fool than to be Tomi Lahren and remove any lingering doubt - July 1, 2016
Sure, I raped a child...but it didn't mean anything, so can I have my guns back now? - July 1, 2016
Benghazi: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the...oh, never mind.... - July 1, 2016
Greed is good...assuming you're not the one being gouged - July 1, 2016
Today's example of how religion in the wrong hands ruins everything