Meet an inspiring woman who hoists her butt and legs dangerously outside her second-floor window “every sunny day” in Novosibirsk, Russia, from 10am until 1pm, despite numerous complaints from the neighborhood, Meduza reports. According to Novosibirsk News, local “babulki” (“babushkas” of the sitting-outside-your-apartment-building-on-a-bench-and-judging-you variety) have started a petition to report her to the police and the building administration, but their efforts have failed because “it’s her apartment, it’s her body.” Thanks to the architectural legacy of somewhat Panopticon-like Soviet apartment projects, several buildings are subjected to the spectacle of this woman enjoying “every sunny day,” as we all damn well should.
Today’s “Random Butt Crack in the Window” report comes to us from Novosibirsk, Russia, a city of 1.5 million residents smack in the midst of the steppes of Siberia. Novosibirsk- the Gateway to Kazakhstan, as if that’s something to be proud of- isn’t blessed with an overabundance of warm, sunny days, so it’s not difficult to imagine why someone might want to avail themselves of any opportunity to tan their backside.
Granted, hanging my ass out a window to catch some rays wouldn’t be my preferred approach, but if the worst thing you see on a daily basis is a woman’s ass hanging out of a window…I’d say you lead a charmed existence, Cupcake. Besides, with the “fun part” of global climate change like to end soon, shouldn’t we be able to enjoy the view while we still can?
And while we’re on the subject, don’tcha think the local “babulki” are in dire need of finding a hobby? At least that way they won’t feel so compelled to obsess over what others are doing. Or perhaps they’re just jealous because the ass hanging out the window is far superior to whatever it is they might have to offer?
