July 30, 2016 6:44 AM

Texas: The more you know, the less you understand

Beginning this fall at all public Texas universities, it will be legal to open carry firearms, like it or not. But don’t worry, it will still be against the law to openly carry a dildo. Those Texans Republicans have their priorities straight.

Imagine if you will, a place that more closely resembles Bizarro World than any earthly realm, a place where little makes sense, and where “WTF??” is a frequent and understandable reaction. It’s a place where it’s more difficult to buy a sex toy than a firearm. It’s a place in which radical Conservative Christians write textbooks that children are taught from. Yes, it’s place that makes the normal, the rational, and the sensible seem like unattainable qualities only found on a planet in a galaxy far, far away.

I’m talking, of course, about Texas- a place where good, God-fearing Christian patriots spend millions erecting 500’ metal crosses…but object to social service programs that address the needs of those down on their luck (SOCIALISM!!!). It’s a place where people profess to love them some Jesus…even as they completely ignoring His teachings about love, tolerance, acceptance, and inclusion. It’s a place where a megachurch can turn a former NBA basketball arena into a glittering, shiny house of worship, and where the pastor of that church can live in a multi-million-dollar mansion…with no sense of irony, guilt, or remorse.

Because the Lord PROVIDES, y’all….

Where else could you openly carry a firearm on a college campus…but get arrested for openly carrying a vibrator? And you have to love a state that largely despises Hispanic immigrants…but depends on them to build their houses and roads, pick up their garbage, mow their lawns, tend their gardens, yadayadayada, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

You can see that cross for miles, though. Isn’t that AWESOME?? Ain’t God great??

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