Recently in Can Jack say that in public?? Category
- March 10, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Better to be thought a blithering idiot than...oh, never mind.... - February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day: In case she doesn't already know how I feel - January 9, 2012
Lie, damned lies...and Rick Santorum's love of all things Gay - January 30, 2011
Football and Socialism: Cue the Tea Party outrage in 4...3...2.... - November 16, 2010
Today's nominee for Review of the Year
Comments (2) - February 15, 2010
Lies, damn lies...and Republicans - February 7, 2010
And you thought I just made this stuff up? - December 31, 2009
Today in W.T.F. - November 11, 2009
Land of the free, home of the easily propagandized - October 23, 2009
Bacon makes EVERYTHING better.... - October 14, 2009
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (1) - September 22, 2009
Hypocrisy? I know it when I see it. I see it. - September 21, 2009
But it has NOTHING to do with racism.... - September 20, 2009
A memo from the Anti-Thought Crime Bureau - September 14, 2009
Uh...'cuz we don't want no Socialist Islamofascist running our health care system?? - September 11, 2009
For the wingnuts shall always be among us - August 28, 2009
Because God is love - August 26, 2009
Show us the birth certificate!!!!!!! - August 24, 2009
If it walks like a dick and talks like a dick.... - August 21, 2009
Today's sign that you might just need to have your medication adjusted
Comments (2) - August 15, 2009
It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true - August 13, 2009
Truth is for losers and Libruls - July 26, 2009
If you're looking for leadership on Capitol Hill...well, good luck with that - July 7, 2009
Especially if you have a double fudge brownie or dessert - July 6, 2009
Cute is temporary. Stupid lasts forever. - July 5, 2009
Sorry; the crack whores kinda threw me off - July 4, 2009
I was going to have them with the sauerkraut martinis - July 2, 2009
Well...Henry Miller WAS a perv...wasn't he?? - June 25, 2009
Yeah, it's all about the principle, ain't it?? - June 23, 2009
Lessons for the American Taliban - June 11, 2009
'KTHNXBYE!!! Stay tuned for the Lesbian sex video coming soon!! - June 9, 2009
Why talk when we can bomb? - June 1, 2009
We all have our handicaps to overcome.... - May 14, 2009
In other words, it's just like your average Republican congressman - May 10, 2009
Rose are red, violets are blue...and you're no Ronald Reagan - May 7, 2009
Maybe if he started acting like a Democrat.... - April 27, 2009
Ah, memories.... - April 26, 2009
Hyprocrisy: the one reliable Republican value - April 9, 2009
Well, it takes one to know one - March 27, 2009
Too bad they couldn't figure this out in 2004, eh? - March 16, 2009
Lord, save me from your followers
Comments (2) - March 10, 2009
Even worse, we're on the road to...wait for it...socialism!!
Comments (1) - March 3, 2009
No, thanks...I think I'll walk - January 6, 2009
Well, he could just hold his breath until he turns blue.... - January 1, 2009
Amen...amen...a thousand times amen - December 23, 2008
Simple...and spot on - November 29, 2008
At least he doesn't have to give up doughnuts - November 26, 2008
If you belong to a group that traffics in hate, you shouldn't be surprised when there's a backlash - November 24, 2008
If you need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette on the kitchen floor. - November 18, 2008
Ah, poetic justice. Kinda brings a smile to your face, doesn't it? - November 16, 2008
My head explodes in 4...3...2...
Comments (1) - November 15, 2008
On today's episode of "People unclear on the concept".... - November 10, 2008
Hope is for suckers...so call me a sucker - November 8, 2008
Get over yourselves...and deal with the consequences of your poor decisions
Comments (1) - November 6, 2008
When incompetence is something to be celebrated, this is what you get....
Comments (1) - November 4, 2008
Uh...WTF?? Bible Spice: clueless and built to stay that way.
Comments (1) - November 2, 2008
And they want to drink the blood of our children!! - November 1, 2008
When even Texas hates you, it's time to pack it in...don'tchathink?? - October 31, 2008
Amen....
Comments (1) - October 30, 2008
I'm Barack Obama, and I definitely approved this message - October 29, 2008
And...GASP!!!...his middle name is Hussein!!! - October 28, 2008
Sometimes, pandering and ignorance require no additional comment - October 27, 2008
Yeah...like that's going to happen in our lifetime - October 26, 2008
Yeah, she's just like us...if we were in a higher tax bracket - October 24, 2008
Because nothing succeeds like failure - October 23, 2008
When you have no honor, this is what you get - October 21, 2008
Yet another well-deserved endorsement - October 20, 2008
Perhaps the final nail in the coffin of the McCain-Palin campaign....
Comments (3) - October 14, 2008
It's a bird! It's a plane!! No, it's Erratic Man!!! - October 13, 2008
This despite the best effort of the Bushes and their cronies - October 12, 2008
Uh...what?? - October 6, 2008
I'd really like to take credit for this one...alas, somone beat me to it - October 4, 2008
So really all just about horny guys wanting to schtupp her? - September 29, 2008
How about voting your interests instead of your ignorance for once?? - September 26, 2008
Yeah, but Wasilla is closer to the North Pole...and I hear she's pretty tight with Santa Claus - September 10, 2008
Ain't no amount of lipstick gonna pretty up this pig - September 6, 2008
Same as it ever was.... - September 5, 2008
Finally, an accomplishment Sarah Palin can hang her hat on - September 3, 2008
You call it comparing and contrasting. We call it rank hypocrisy. - August 23, 2008
Have you ever thought about Prozac?? - August 12, 2008
When you got nuthin', well...this is what you end up with for a candidate - August 10, 2008
Yeah, I know; WHAT Liberal Media?? - July 30, 2008
Yeah, I think I can heed this advice - July 29, 2008
'Cuz a few dead Libruls are hardly cause for excitement - July 25, 2008
Cue the Paultards with pitchforks and torches in 3...2...1....
Comments (1) - July 20, 2008
The real John McCain - July 14, 2008
Amen....
Comments (-1) - July 12, 2008
In any culture, too much information is...too much information - July 11, 2008
Kwitcherbitchin' - July 9, 2008
Hey, it could happen.... - July 5, 2008
Hey, it's not like the man wasn't an ignorant, mean-spirited bigot - July 4, 2008
You're just now figuring this out?? - July 2, 2008
What doesn't kill him only makes him more pathetic - June 28, 2008
And the worst part? You voted these folks into office. Nice going, eh??
Comments (1) - June 17, 2008
Kinda makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it?? | TrackBacks (-1) - June 16, 2008
I'm not sure they have even that much | TrackBacks (-3) - June 15, 2008
Being a Republican means never having to worry about being called to account
Comments (-1) - June 11, 2008
Depression: it's so much more than just a state of mind - June 10, 2008
Hey, if it's experience you're looking for.... - June 9, 2008
And what, pray tell, was the average price of a gallon of gasoline on 1.20.01??
Comments (-2) - June 8, 2008
Yeah...I'd hate to see what it's like when things suck
Comments (-1) - May 28, 2008
Then again, Joe Lieberman would sleep with the devil if it bought him another term in the Seanate
Comments (-1) - May 27, 2008
Yeah, it's a matter of principle...even if it means a third Bush term.
Comments (1) - May 26, 2008
And anything would be an improvement over the past eight years - May 25, 2008
When you lose track of the lies and the propaganda, what you have is a man who will say and do anything to be President - May 22, 2008
Because any REAL American would be eating meat - May 20, 2008
So when do I get my call??
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 19, 2008
Ladies and gentleman...start your lawyers!! | TrackBacks (-5) - May 17, 2008
Yeah...apparently it was hit by a truck hauling a load of cocktail sauce - May 11, 2008
And to think that I once respected these people - May 6, 2008
And pigs will violate Saudi Arabian air space - May 5, 2008
F.U.H.R.C. II - May 3, 2008
F.U.H.R.C. - April 29, 2008
Ignorace, hatred...and, best of all, he's John McCain's spiritual adviser - April 24, 2008
Because if we just throw a few more dead Americans at the problem.... - April 20, 2008
New rules on being an elitist - April 16, 2008
Winning isn't everything...it's the ONLY thing
Comments (-1) - April 9, 2008
Like Fox News needs another self-righteous, hypocritical blowhard - April 5, 2008
I can think of no more appropriate homage to The Worst President EVER © - March 30, 2008
And it's only going to get sillier over the next seven months - March 29, 2008
This just in...Lou Dobbs is a clueless, classless DUMB@$$. Film at 11....
Comments (3) - March 28, 2008
Sometimes, being a good loser is the ultimate revenge - March 27, 2008
Fair is fair.... - March 26, 2008
And she's the very personification of Evil, no? At the very least, she's a lousy liar.... - March 25, 2008
Call me when Hillary feeds the multitudes with a loaf of bread and a fish - March 24, 2008
Yeah, enough with the heroic deaths and the romantic traumatic brain injuries
Comments (2) - March 23, 2008
Or think.... - March 22, 2008
Yeah...and y'all have backed him every step of the way
Comments (40) - March 17, 2008
I'm surprised Texas wasn't the first to do this
Comments (4) - March 10, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Steve King and Howard Wolfson and remove all doubt, eh? - March 4, 2008
If this is Christianity...well, then...hail Satan! - March 2, 2008
People am stoopid - February 22, 2008
And he leaps tall buildings in a single bound - February 19, 2008
History or propaganda? Is there really any doubt?? - February 13, 2008
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem - February 12, 2008
Say hello to the man who will say anything to get elected
Comments (5) - February 4, 2008
He looks like the lead from the video for Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" - February 3, 2008
Uh...what?? - February 2, 2008
Well, that would require the ability to engage in something resembling self-examination - February 1, 2008
Join us next week when we find out who the sexual predators union is endorsing - January 29, 2008
Yeah, I'd think Linux would be a better idea
Comments (2) - January 27, 2008
Yeah, like you haven't done something equally mean-spirited and ingorant - January 25, 2008
The leftovers he takes home and feeds to his pet rats - January 23, 2008
Like Sen. Clinton can't fend for herself.... - January 21, 2008
Tastes great! Less filling!! Or. politics as the ultimate in empty calories. - January 20, 2008
Ah, irony....thou art a fickle wench - January 18, 2008
Whew...imagine my relief, eh?
Comments (5) - January 14, 2008
The Stupid!! It burns!!! - January 11, 2008
Memo to Rudy: will you PLEASE just SHUT UP?? - January 9, 2008
Cue the Messiah Complex in 4...3...2...1....
Comments (2) - January 8, 2008
Desperation doesn't become her - January 6, 2008
In spite of it all....
Comments (1) - January 3, 2008
Right...EVERYONE wants to be a fanatical, intolerant, Right-wing, Christian. They just don't know it yet. - January 1, 2008
I've been trying to forget 9.11, but Rudy Giuliani won't let me - December 31, 2007
Yes, you are one of America's 50 Most Loathsome People...and deservedly so
Comments (1) - December 30, 2007
Yeah, but in Heaven the ducks shoot back
Comments (2) - December 29, 2007
Yeah...Baghdad looks more like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory with each passing day - December 28, 2007
The beauty of pandering to the lowest common denominator is that no one asks uncomfortable questions - December 26, 2007
Strip clubs objectify women? Who knew??
Comments (2) - December 23, 2007
A fair and level playing field? In your dreams.
Comments (2) - December 15, 2007
How's that "restoring honor and dignity to the White House" thing working out for you? - December 11, 2007
Yeah, it wouldn't hurt if it weren't true, would it? - December 10, 2007
The latest communique from Cloudcuckooland - December 7, 2007
Yes, I suppose the truth DOES hurt - December 5, 2007
Hey, it worked for Captain America - December 4, 2007
What...and you were hoping for Barry Manilow?? - November 30, 2007
Don't look at me...I was nowhere near the place
Comments (1) - November 29, 2007
Liars, damn liars, and Karl Rove: Revisionist History 101 - November 11, 2007
Yeah; find your own tragedy to exploit - November 9, 2007
Whatever it takes - November 8, 2007
Neither is the person currently in the White House - November 7, 2007
A little early morning potty...uh, humor.... - November 6, 2007
"Gross Old Perverts"...and principled "family values": not a contradiction if you're a Republican - November 5, 2007
Hey, come on...this sounds WAY better than a playoff system.... - November 4, 2007
Yeah, right....WHAT Liberal Media??
Comments (1) - November 3, 2007
Well, he is a Republican - November 2, 2007
Thankfully, no one asked him about the anal probe
Comments (1) - November 1, 2007
Well, terrorists ARE dark-skinned, aren't they?? - October 31, 2007
Yes, but rumor has it that Edwards will blow anyone with $50 and a package of double-stuffed Oreos - October 30, 2007
And a brain-dead American Sheeple just stood there with their collectives mouths wide open, drooling like a collection of zombie androids - October 29, 2007
A mind is a terrible thing.... - October 28, 2007
Speak for youserlf. Personally, I prefer tyranny, oligarchy, and dominionist theocracy
Comments (2) - October 27, 2007
Now if they could just grow some balls - October 26, 2007
If it walks like a...oh, never mind.... - October 23, 2007
Still glad you voted Republican? Don't you wish everyone would? - October 22, 2007
That was then...and besides, I was trying to get elected, knowhutimean?
Comments (1) - October 18, 2007
Then he'd REALLY be unelectable - October 17, 2007
Are you kidding? 9.11 was the best thing to ever happen to the Republican Party. - October 16, 2007
Behold the sound of silence - October 15, 2007
Shouldn't this have happened...oh, about four years ago? - October 8, 2007
Sounds like someone needs a pair of kneepads - October 2, 2007
Of course, the monks aren't running for President, are they? - September 29, 2007
Uh..."Mission Accomplished"??? - September 25, 2007
What double standard?? - September 23, 2007
Famous? Sure, but he's still a pompous @$$wipe - September 21, 2007
Evildoers: they hate us for our cartoons - September 18, 2007
So who's really supporting the troops? - September 15, 2007
Too true....
Comments (1) - September 13, 2007
Yeah, cheap, tasteless machismo sure makes for an effective foreign policy, eh?? - September 11, 2007
And-even better- an opportunity for you to exploit it for your personal and political gain
Comments (1) - September 9, 2007
9.11: Chicken Soup for The Worst President EVER's soul
Comments (1) - September 7, 2007
And eventually it becomes someone else's problem - September 2, 2007
And so it begins.... - August 31, 2007
OHMIGOD!!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!! - August 30, 2007
Say goodbye, Larry.... - August 28, 2007
Yeah...it wouldn't hurt if it weren't true - August 24, 2007
Boy, that "restoring honor and dignity to the White House" thing sure is working out well, isn't it?? - August 21, 2007
Congratulations, y'all! You're getting EXACTLY what you voted for. - August 19, 2007
A Molly Ivins moment - August 16, 2007
Isn't "turd blossom" enough? - August 10, 2007
Freedom is about being an utter knuckle-dragging, knee-jerk DUMB@$$
Comments (3) - August 8, 2007
So, as long as our government is run by a terrorist organization, we're in good shape?
Comments (3) - August 6, 2007
You'll know he's serious when he serves divorce papers to his wife while she's in a hospital bed - August 4, 2007
Right; just as long as someone else's children are doing the fighting and dying - July 30, 2007
Because we have exactly the quality of leadership we deserve - July 29, 2007
A true patriot would give the Decider what he needs and then wave the flag - July 28, 2007
He'll be fine as long as they don't cross the positive and negative cables
Comments (1) - July 27, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...or not - July 24, 2007
Only because you don't have the balls to introduce a bill of impeachment - July 23, 2007
And hopefully that will catch up with him soon - July 22, 2007
If they didn't get wounded in the first place, this wouldn't even be an issue, would it?? - July 18, 2007
And it only took him 4+ years to figure it out - July 16, 2007
The real reason we're in Iraq - July 14, 2007
One man's day in the park is another's clusterf--k - July 12, 2007
Hey, even hyprocritical "family values" Republicans have standards - July 9, 2007
If anyone can do it, Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader can - July 7, 2007
How about another Third World country to invade? - July 6, 2007
Now do you miss Bill Clinton? - July 5, 2007
Do the right thing.... - July 4, 2007
This just in: Bush tells nation to f--k themselves, #2
Comments (5) - July 3, 2007
This just in: Bush tells nation to f--k themselves - July 1, 2007
Happy Canada Day!
Comments (1) - June 27, 2007
The next President will need two terms just to undo the damage - June 24, 2007
Well, at least they're not arrogant, self-righteous, uber-patriotic hypocrites
Comments (1) - June 22, 2007
Apparently, we've been thoroughly propagandized - June 21, 2007
Sure, but wouldn't it be nice to see journalists actually be journalists? - June 20, 2007
BS in...BS out
Comments (1) - June 19, 2007
Propaganda: the gift that keeps on giving - June 17, 2007
Because no respect has been deserved
Comments (3) - June 16, 2007
Why do the right thing when it's just too damn much work? - June 15, 2007
Ding!! Tell her what's she's won, Don Pardo!!!
Comments (1) - June 13, 2007
Sad...but quite probably true
Comments (1) - June 11, 2007
Yeah, but most black men from New Orleans don't keep $90,000 in their freezer - June 9, 2007
And everyone was wishing Al Gore had been there - June 8, 2007
The first President with negative approval numbers?? - June 5, 2007
Karma can be a real b---h, eh? - May 31, 2007
God, guns, and gays- or, 2 out of 3 ain't bad - May 23, 2007
Now can we impeach the incompetent, lying thug?
Comments (2) - May 22, 2007
Why the "fog of war" is sometimes indistinguishable these days from the "fog of politics"
Comments (4) - May 18, 2007
Anyone else feel like pissing on his grave?
Comments (1) - May 15, 2007
And He votes Republican - May 10, 2007
This make so much sense that you just know it will NEVER happen - May 9, 2007
Talk about living in an alternate reality
Comments (1) - May 8, 2007
Oh, the humanity..... - May 7, 2007
The trolls always hate when others are getting what they can't have - May 6, 2007
You can do this when you see yourself as unaccountable to anyone but God - May 5, 2007
The head of state, the commander in chief, the man in charge of the only remaining superpower in the world, is a total (&^%$#@ moron
Comments (1) - May 4, 2007
I suppose this is a step up from being "the decider guy" - May 2, 2007
Ah, the "Good Old Days", when men were men and Robber Barons could plunder the lower and middle classes
Comments (2) - May 1, 2007
Can someone explain how bring a soldier home places them in danger? - April 29, 2007
It also means never having to say you're sorry
Comments (1) - April 28, 2007
The definition of "having no shame" - April 27, 2007
Yeah, he's off-key, anyway - April 24, 2007
The quickest and best solution: MORE GUNS!!! - April 23, 2007
No, the real criminals are in the White House - April 22, 2007
Having their cake and eating it, too - April 21, 2007
And in his spare time, he helps old ladys cross the street - April 20, 2007
They're no less deserving of consideration because they're not American
Comments (1) - April 19, 2007
...or that we just don't care
Comments (1) - April 18, 2007
Another communique from the Human Argument for Pre-Emptive Abortion - April 16, 2007
Kinda makes you wonder how the man sleeps at night, doesn't it? - April 15, 2007
The man knew of which he spoke
Comments (1) - April 14, 2007
Rights?? We don't need no stinkin' rights.... - April 13, 2007
...and our dignity - April 11, 2007
If you have to brag about it, you ain't got it - April 10, 2007
Corrupt, inept...and built to stay that way - April 9, 2007
I mean, really...isn't the Constitution just a g-----n piece of paper? - April 8, 2007
Apparently, the drinking of blood and feasting on the flesh of young virgins will be a late-night snack - April 8, 2007
You mean Britney Spears isn't bigger than the Beatles?? - April 7, 2007
Hey, libtards!! How 'bout rooting for America for a change?? - April 4, 2007
This is what you get for voting Republican, eh? - April 1, 2007
There's a reason why the Beastie Boys and Eminem are the only white guys who can rap - March 31, 2007
So, how's that "victory in Iraq" thing working out for you?
Comments (2) - March 27, 2007
Because he'd have to own up to the lies and the criminal dishonesty
Comments (1) - March 26, 2007
We can only hope that this week will be as entertaining - March 22, 2007
Surely, no one can claim to be shocked...and don't call me Shirley.... - March 11, 2007
Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry...or worry about being held accountable - March 9, 2007
So tell us how you really feel.... - March 8, 2007
Twenty minutes of news from the White House makes me want to toss my breakfast - March 7, 2007
Somewhere, Niccolo Machiavelli is smiling
Comments (1) - March 6, 2007
O Irony, thy name art Kevin Kiley - February 26, 2007
We begin bombing in five minutes....
Comments (1) - February 22, 2007
Fox News is having a Democratic Presidential debate...and I for one, can't wait! - February 20, 2007
Yeah, but he's our jack@$$
Comments (1) - February 18, 2007
Uh...don't we vote in November??
Comments (1) - February 14, 2007
All it takes is a little hard work....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2007
It's good to be forgiven
Comments (3) - January 26, 2007
Since when have "politicians" and "courage" ever been used in the same sentence? - January 25, 2007
My new hero.... - January 23, 2007
I didn't get it because I couldn't admit that my President's a murdering, lying thug - January 21, 2007
This is what happens when a man will do ANYTHING to be President - January 20, 2007
Hail Satan, Prince of Darkness - January 19, 2007
'Cuz in the end it's really about your stock portfolio - January 18, 2007
Ignorant bigotry is more than a river in Egypt - January 17, 2007
I couldn't have said it better myself
Comments (2) - January 16, 2007
Republican Gay Mafia- three words never before used in the same sentence - January 15, 2007
'Tis better to be thought a mean-spirited, hateful troll than to be Ann Coulter and remove any lingering doubt
Comments (4) - January 14, 2007
The great thing about being Conservative is that you never need proof...or a functional sense of decency - January 13, 2007
As if being an elected Congressman isn't sufficient proof of one's fealty - January 12, 2007
So, when's the last time you looked in a mirror, Cal? - January 11, 2007
That was then...this is...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - January 10, 2007
Neal Boortz...a living, breathing argument for abortion - January 9, 2007
That was then. This is now. And now we're so f#$%&d.... - January 8, 2007
So what does it say when you can't even speak in complete sentences?
Comments (4) - January 7, 2007
Yep...if can't defeat them by force of superior logic, you can always just gratuitously insult them, eh? - January 6, 2007
Everybody wants to rule the world...Glenn Beck thinks he actually does - January 5, 2007
If this happens, I've got dibs on Oregon and Washington....
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
I get to shovel the first spadeful of dirt on Hannity's coffin - January 3, 2007
Or you could just send in the Waffen SS - January 2, 2007
So tell us how you really feel - January 1, 2007
You say that like it's a bad thing....
Comments (4) - December 29, 2006
Greetings from America, where even the heavily medicated can write letters to the editor - December 28, 2006
What do you expect from a man born with a silver foot in his mouth?
Comments (1) - December 23, 2006
Well, thanks for clearing that one up
Comments (2) - December 20, 2006
So the Iraq Study Group was really just so much mental masturbation? - December 18, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bill O'Reilly.... - December 17, 2006
And someone needs to keep cardiologists employed - December 7, 2006
Uh, it's always about Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader - December 5, 2006
Uh...maybe because there is no connection??
Comments (1) - December 4, 2006
Girls just wanna have fun....
Comments (1) - November 23, 2006
No more hunger? And you thought Republicans were mean, greedy, and selfish. Wait, they are.... - November 23, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bill O'Reilly and remove all doubt - November 20, 2006
San Francisco values? It's not like the Crawford values have been working. - November 16, 2006
Time to get a life, eh? - November 13, 2006
Welcome to the Brave New World! - November 1, 2006
When you have nothing to offer, this is about what you can expect - October 22, 2006
Before long, someone will be claiming it as the reason he's a Packers fan - October 17, 2006
The higher your self-made pedestal, the harder your fall - October 16, 2006
Unless I missed something, freedom of speech is still part of the Constitution - October 15, 2006
Be afwaid...be vewy afwaid - October 14, 2006
What goes around eventually comes back around
Comments (1) - October 13, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader and remove all doubt - October 11, 2006
A victim of their own bigotry? - October 9, 2006
So do I...and that's exactly why I use it
Comments (1) - October 8, 2006
'Cuz it's (really not) all about the children - October 6, 2006
Fiddling while Rome burns? - October 5, 2006
If there's one thing Republicans can do, it's orchestrate a good cover-up - October 4, 2006
Vote Republican. Do it for the children.
Comments (1) - October 1, 2006
Another Republican working to advance the Homosexual Agenda? - September 24, 2006
I'm surprised it's only 25% - September 23, 2006
As are we all.... - September 22, 2006
We just have a strange way of showing it
Comments (1) - September 21, 2006
Why are we so afraid of ignorance and reaction? - September 20, 2006
And they ought to be shot
Comments (2) - September 18, 2006
Because Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader created his own terrorist threat - September 17, 2006
Ewww...thanks for that mental picture.... - September 16, 2006
It only looks like fascism - September 15, 2006
"Compassionate Conservatism" is neither - September 14, 2006
Because being a Christian means never having to answer to mere mortals - August 21, 2006
Accountability...more than just a good idea - August 19, 2006
All it takes is one person to do the right thing - August 16, 2006
Duhhh.... - August 15, 2006
Silly wabbit; he's a Republican...it's what they do. - August 14, 2006
Stay what course? - August 13, 2006
Propaganda is a wondrous thing, ain't it? - August 7, 2006
So saith the C-Student-in-Chief - August 4, 2006
Hypocrisy knows no boundaries
Comments (3) - July 29, 2006
And, just like that, we have a new and different excuse for hating those who think and live differently
Comments (5) - July 28, 2006
And you'd have to say this government is a miserable failure
Comments (1) - July 26, 2006
Stupid is as stupid votes - July 24, 2006
Uh...can I have my thesaurus back now??
Comments (1) - July 20, 2006
How many different ways are there to say that the man is an idiot? - July 16, 2006
And all parties should immediately 'de-misinterpretate' each other - July 15, 2006
Proof that irony is not dead - July 7, 2006
And the other 10% stayed home to pray for Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader - July 5, 2006
Apparently, too much Kool-Aid is NOT a good thing - July 4, 2006
I couldn't agree more
Comments (2) - July 3, 2006
OK, but how do you train for it?
Comments (1) - July 1, 2006
It would be easier to just call us "Liberals", wouldn't it?? - June 30, 2006
Replace "Communists" with "Republicans"...and welcome to the New World Order - June 27, 2006
It's almost July...yep, time to pander to our Conservative base - June 24, 2006
Greetings from Cloud Cuckoo Land, #2 - June 23, 2006
Greetings from Cloud Cuckoo Land - June 22, 2006
Yeah, but people marry Republicans all the time - June 21, 2006
Ah, those were good times.... - June 19, 2006
Jeez...warn a guy, willya??? - June 18, 2006
Hey, a girl's gotta eat - June 16, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be elected to Congress and remove all doubt
Comments (2) - June 15, 2006
...and no respect or dignity - June 13, 2006
No wonder they always seem so untroubled - June 12, 2006
Right; there was a very fine line between the Nazis and the Founding Fathers - June 11, 2006
Panderers are as panderers do - June 10, 2006
Because no matter what happens, Liberals are to blame - June 9, 2006
Yummm.... - June 8, 2006
Therefore, we are superior to you less-worthy mere mortals
Comments (1) - June 7, 2006
Because fear,ignorance, and prejudice are perfectly legitimate political tools - June 6, 2006
And nothing works to perpetuate that belief better than narrow bigotry and hatred - June 5, 2006
How else are our children going to learn the truth? - June 3, 2006
Apparently, hatred never takes a holiday
Comments (4) - May 31, 2006
Truly the Worst President Ever - May 30, 2006
Because (the) freedom (of other countries) isn't free
Comments (2) - May 27, 2006
Power to the sheeple - May 26, 2006
There's also a special place in Hell waiting for him
Comments (1) - May 25, 2006
Ya gotta start somewhere.... - May 22, 2006
Kneepads are optional, of course - May 10, 2006
One down, 59 million to go
Comments (2) - May 9, 2006
Yeah, whodathunkit?? - May 7, 2006
I want cheese fries, and I want them now - May 6, 2006
America, we have a wiener...er, winner....
Comments (1) - May 3, 2006
And reality sure ain't what it used to be - May 2, 2006
Revisionist History: It's not just for Stalinists anymore - April 27, 2006
With friends like this, who needs enemas? - April 25, 2006
Thirdly, I believe that we have the God-given right to force our system on the rest of the world - April 24, 2006
Hypocrites 'R' Us
Comments (1) - April 23, 2006
"Restoring honor & dignity"... *snicker* - April 19, 2006
Greetings from Robber Baron Nation - April 18, 2006
2375 dead Americans later, and NOW he's discovering the virtues of honesty?? - April 17, 2006
And none of his powerful friends will be there for him - April 13, 2006
It's all about the money - April 12, 2006
Perhaps more of us should file joint returns
Comments (2) - April 11, 2006
Who was here first? - April 9, 2006
You do NOT want to know how much it's going to cost to mow your lawn - April 5, 2006
I love the smell of corruption and self-righteousness in the morning - April 4, 2006
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt - April 3, 2006
On the Expressway to Hell at 90 MPH - March 31, 2006
Deja vu all over again - March 23, 2006
Stop your whining and take it like a man - March 22, 2006
Hmm...I must be a traitor - March 21, 2006
And it's as American as baseball, apple pie, and sex - March 20, 2006
Then again, voting Republican IS easier than thinking - March 19, 2006
So oral sex really IS worse than lying 2314 soldiers to their deaths? - March 18, 2006
So much for checks and balances.... - March 17, 2006
Ain't propaganda a wondrous thing?? - March 16, 2006
Those who don't understand history are...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... - March 15, 2006
Yeah, but it's not like there was any oil at stake - March 14, 2006
Too bad the President in question was Bill Clinton - March 14, 2006
It's not genocide if there's no oil involved, right? - March 13, 2006
And we just stood by and watched - March 10, 2006
Right; and I'm the Queen of England
Comments (1) - March 8, 2006
Profiles in (not exactly) courage - March 7, 2006
Vote Republican...it sure is easier than thinking - March 5, 2006
Just plain dumb - March 4, 2006
It's OK, though; they're Republicans - March 3, 2006
Truth is relative - March 2, 2006
My child's an honor student, but my President's an idiot - March 1, 2006
But he is Presidentiary, isn't he?
Comments (2) - February 24, 2006
Being a Republican VP means never having to say you're sorry - February 23, 2006
So would I - February 20, 2006
And Clinton didn't put anyone in the hospital - February 19, 2006
Cult of personality
Comments (1) - February 18, 2006
Who's the Boss? - February 14, 2006
Those who do not understand history are condemned to repeat it - February 12, 2006
Yes, that would qualify as a bad day - February 10, 2006
And radio was established to allow unattractive pundits easier access to the mainstream of society
Comments (1) - February 9, 2006
Greetings from the President of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club - February 8, 2006
I wonder if this includes his gay son? - February 7, 2006
So I guess that whole "Christian charity" thing was a smokescreen? - February 6, 2006
Funny...he left out "eat their young" - February 5, 2006
Yeah, we're sending Fundamentalists to the ovens by the hundreds - February 4, 2006
I don't write 'em; I just give 'em an audience
Comments (1) - February 4, 2006
Won't you join the Fighting Yellow Elephants? - February 3, 2006
OK, so he wasn't a math major.... - February 2, 2006
Well, this would certainly justify my self-esteem issues - February 1, 2006
So that's how it works.... - January 31, 2006
I must have slept through these classes - January 30, 2006
OK...but you go first.... - January 29, 2006
Arrongant and built to stay that way, #1 - January 28, 2006
And the rest of us will just have to settle for whatever crumbs fall off the table - January 27, 2006
Apparently, Timothy McVeigh was a Muslim. Who knew?? - January 26, 2006
They belong in re-education camps
Comments (2) - January 25, 2006
And it's not nearly as messy as a tube of Astroglide and a box of Kleenex - January 24, 2006
But He apparently does hear the prayers of those who vote Republican - January 23, 2006
Not bad, coming from perhaps the stupidest man ever to walk the halls of Congress - January 22, 2006
And George W. Bush will be declared Emperor-for-Life
Comments (1) - January 21, 2006
Perhaps a good, long look in the mirror might be in order - January 20, 2006
And he wonders why his poll numbers are in the crapper? - January 19, 2006
And teaching them WHAT to think sure beats teaching them HOW to think, eh?
Comments (1) - January 18, 2006
Well, we can hope that you'll be reincarnated as a cockroach - January 17, 2006
Well, that would explain all of the child-size brown shirts in your office, eh?
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
So this whole "one man, one vote" thing is redundant? - January 15, 2006
If an Evangelical Republican falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does he even make a sound? - January 12, 2006
If it's about Republican and/or Christian values, then I'm the Queen of England - January 10, 2006
At his first campaign stop, he's going to chop-block Rick Santorum - January 9, 2006
And Wilt's not talking.... - January 8, 2006
Perhaps Bill O'Reilly has an explanation.... - January 5, 2006
Only 60%???
Comments (2) - January 4, 2006
Well, no one can say he doesn't have a plan.... - January 3, 2006
Oxymoron alert.... - January 2, 2006
That day is now - December 30, 2005
Is that the Almighty in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? - December 29, 2005
Just wait until you see what happens when you say "fellatio"..... - December 28, 2005
We are so f----d.... - December 26, 2005
That was then...this is now - December 25, 2005
Spreading good cheer everywhere, aren't we? - December 24, 2005
But at least we're winning the war in Iraq, eh?? - December 23, 2005
...or by watching Fox News Channel - December 20, 2005
Yes, Our Glorious Leader is a believer in the Big Lie theory - December 19, 2005
Yeah, I know; I'd want answers from Our Glorious Leader on these questions as well - December 18, 2005
So, we're anti-Bush, then?? - December 17, 2005
Amen.... - December 13, 2005
Panem et circenses - December 12, 2005
War on Christmas? More like a war on common sense. - December 11, 2005
Why, yes, I do believe I'll Supersize that.... - December 7, 2005
Who says politics isn't personal? - November 28, 2005
Paybacks are a real &!#^@, eh? - November 25, 2005
Hey, 51% of y'all voted for the idiot - November 14, 2005
Breathtakingly stupid? Youbetcha.... - November 12, 2005
Well, there are still a few more cars left to burn
Comments (1) - November 11, 2005
And I am the Queen of England - November 2, 2005
He'll only be getting what he deserves - November 1, 2005
I'll bet you even money that you'll pass out before Happy Hour - October 28, 2005
Do you smell what "The Rock" is cooking?? - October 27, 2005
At least Democrats face the responsibility up front - February 23, 2005
Lower than you might think.... - February 22, 2005
The truth generally hurts.... - February 21, 2005
Do you know where your tax dollars are? - February 19, 2005
If Canada can do this, why are we so thoroughly incapable of the same thing?
Comments (1) - February 17, 2005
Sounds like a George W. Bush stump speech, eh?
Comments (1) - February 15, 2005
In this case, Evil wears a suit and tie and calls himself a "Compassionate Conservative"
Comments (2) - February 14, 2005
Must be that Yale edumication.... - February 13, 2005
But he's sure taking care of his neo-Conservative friends - February 12, 2005
Sure, it means 1500 dead American soldiers.... - February 11, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$....
Comments (1) - February 10, 2005
Four more years of Liar's Poker - February 8, 2005
'Cuz he's too busy allowing Americans to die in order to prop us his corrupt regime - January 28, 2005
How about doing something that actually matters? Or is your patriotism really that shallow and jingoistic? - January 26, 2005
Yeah, I know; I can't believe I'm quoting Pat Buchanan, either
Comments (1) - January 25, 2005
But the memories will always be with us - January 20, 2005
And you thought your miserable, pointless existence sucks.... - January 18, 2005
Ignore the similarities at your own peril
Comments (1) - January 17, 2005
Film at 11.... - January 15, 2005
Words to live by - January 14, 2005
Pave Paradise and make it a parking lot - January 13, 2005
Perhaps Goebbels knew what he was talking about - January 12, 2005
It could happen - January 11, 2005
Off with my head! - January 10, 2005
Bravo...someone calling the hypocrites out...it's about damn time.... - January 8, 2005
As do I.... - January 7, 2005
Wake me when they drop the Big One, OK? - January 4, 2005
Shh...Compassionate Conservatism at work - January 1, 2005
Why blame nature when we're busy trying to do it ourselves? - December 30, 2004
So much for the Compassionate Conservative thing
Comments (1) - December 29, 2004
But it sure did help elect Dubya....
Comments (5) - December 25, 2004
Amen.... - December 21, 2004
And our number one import? Body bags. - December 15, 2004
Provided by the President we have, not necessarily the one we want - December 14, 2004
The devil is in the details, and they don't want us thinking about the details - December 13, 2004
Because it was never about preventing terrorism. It was about electing George W. Bush - December 11, 2004
This is true unless you're Republican, in which case right is whatever you can convince the electorate that it is - December 10, 2004
And we're all feeling patriotic, aren't we? - December 9, 2004
Because invading Muslim countries is the Christian thing to do? - December 8, 2004
Of course, that doesn't stop them from passing judgement
Comments (2) - December 7, 2004
So George won't be dropping the puck at a Maple Leafs game any time soon? - December 6, 2004
Truer now more than ever - December 5, 2004
The real criminals have no intention of fighting OR dying - December 4, 2004
We just elected the school bully
Comments (1) - December 3, 2004
A lesson the current occupant of the White House could stand to learn - December 2, 2004
Silly me: all this time I'd been thinking that the responsibility of the intellgence community was to protect America.... - December 1, 2004
It's their own fault; if they weren't poor, they wouldn't have had to enlist
Comments (1) - November 30, 2004
And he also plans on dabbling in Romanian dwarf porn - November 29, 2004
A man can dream, can't he? - November 27, 2004
When all that matters is winning....
Comments (1) - November 26, 2004
Which certainly rules out this President - November 25, 2004
Unless you just won re-election - November 24, 2004
Jeez, if they booked James Carville, someone's head would've exploded - November 23, 2004
The real threat to freedom - November 22, 2004
How sad is it when even the Russians feel sorry for us?
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
God's plan? Only if your God is corrupt and venal.
Comments (6) - November 20, 2004
Titillation knows no party affiliation
Comments (5) - November 19, 2004
The Radio Shack candidate
Comments (5) - November 18, 2004
The better to fill him up with neo-Conservative platitudes
Comments (6) - November 17, 2004
Why have children if you can't use them as a means to an end?
Comments (4) - November 16, 2004
Back to the future
Comments (4) - November 15, 2004
So God really IS a Republican?
Comments (4) - November 14, 2004
Bipartisanship is highly overrated - November 13, 2004
This is why Republicans do war so well - November 12, 2004
It's so much easier when you can represent "Us" and create your own "Them"
Comments (1) - November 11, 2004
But he's a resolute Man of Faith - November 10, 2004
It's the values, stupid!! - November 9, 2004
But he's a resolute Man of God, that President of ours - November 8, 2004
51% does not a mandate make...unless you're one of Bush's Brown Shirts - November 7, 2004
Isn't it time someone looked in the mirror?? - November 5, 2004
Reflections on what we have wrought
Comments (1) - November 4, 2004
Like finally make the world safe for rich, white folks - November 4, 2004
Four more years of arrogance and smug self-superiority - November 3, 2004
Right; and if couldn't be bothered to do this in his first four years.... - November 2, 2004
Who's jumping to conclusions now? - November 1, 2004
Or when Hell freezes over - October 31, 2004
Can we please send these arrogant bastards back to Crawford? - October 31, 2004
In politics, truth really IS relative - October 30, 2004
Talk about desperate.... - October 29, 2004
Clueless people love Bush - October 28, 2004
That's a rhetorical question for this Administration - October 27, 2004
Because we're the good guys - October 26, 2004
Funny, she didn't look French.... - October 24, 2004
Why is it so difficult for half of this country to understand this?
Comments (6) - October 22, 2004
I couldn't have said it better myself - October 21, 2004
You'd think they would have seen this the first time around - October 20, 2004
Um...I'm going to Disney World....
Comments (1) - October 18, 2004
Lying raised to an art form - October 17, 2004
More than one thousands dead Americans in the service of a lie - October 16, 2004
We may already be too far gone - October 15, 2004
If you're going to lie frequently, wouldn't it also make sense to lie well? - October 14, 2004
Right; they're both out of their element - October 13, 2004
Near-record low expectations for President Lowest Common Denominator - October 13, 2004
We can put an end to the charade on November 2nd - October 12, 2004
Anything to maintain the lie
Comments (3) - October 9, 2004
Or her evil twin.... - October 8, 2004
The Ramones ode to the 2004 election - October 7, 2004
No "wardrobe malfunction" here.... - October 5, 2004
Talking out of both sides of his mouth
Comments (2) - October 3, 2004
Republicans are realizing what Democrats have known all along: Kerry can lead - October 1, 2004
President Lowest Common Denominator - September 30, 2004
Yes, but he's resolute - September 26, 2004
So which is it? - September 25, 2004
And this man thinks he is deserving of "re-election"?
Comments (6) - September 24, 2004
So much for taking responsibility, eh?
Comments (4) - September 23, 2004
Yes, but he's the war president, don'tcha know? - September 19, 2004
The rich really ARE different...they're mean - September 18, 2004
What color is the sky in George W. Bush's world? - September 17, 2004
Other than that, it's been a monumental success - September 17, 2004
Intelligent questions that we deserve answers to - September 15, 2004
The rich really ARE different...they don't have to do the fighting and dying
Comments (1) - September 15, 2004
Still the best President in our lifetime
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - September 13, 2004
It's a sorry state when your most effective campaign slogan is "I'm not a f***up"
Comments (1) - September 12, 2004
Would you like fries with that improving economy?
Comments (1) - September 10, 2004
If you look in the dictionary under "Oxymoron", you'll also find "Compassionate Conservative" - September 9, 2004
Making Alabama safe for democracy?
Comments (1) - September 8, 2004
We deserve better
Comments (1) - September 6, 2004
But Alabama is a safer place for it - September 3, 2004
Machiavelli would have been a good Republican. Gandhi would have been a good Democrat.
Comments (5) - September 2, 2004
So last night all you managed to demonstrate was your overarching hyprocisy?
Comments (11) - August 31, 2004
It's never been about telling the truth.... - August 28, 2004
And, no, DON'T hold the mayo - August 27, 2004
And the ad was funded by a Bush supporter from South Korea - August 26, 2004
If she were hot, we'd have her at the Republican National Convention with the Bush twins
Comments (1) - August 26, 2004
Truth? It's whatever will get George W. Bush a victory in November. - August 25, 2004
An argument for show trial and summary executions - August 25, 2004
Truth is not relative to one's political viewpoint
Comments (3) - August 24, 2004
He never met a cause or an idea he couldn't exploit for his own benefit - August 23, 2004
Sounds like something you'd see in Little Havana, no? - August 20, 2004
Things look different here - August 17, 2004
You go, girl.... - August 16, 2004
It's so much easier when someone else is doing the fighting and dying - August 15, 2004
I got mine...you get your own - August 14, 2004
It might just be an early Christmas - August 13, 2004
Well, at least he's consistent, eh? - August 11, 2004
Playing politics with security: can anything be more despicable? - August 10, 2004
Up in smoke.... - August 8, 2004
This is exactly why you do not deserve to be President - August 7, 2004
Once a politician.... - August 5, 2004
Kinda makes you want to stand up and salute, doesn't it? - August 4, 2004
Dude, where's my career?
Comments (1) - August 3, 2004
Somebody help this woman.... - August 2, 2004
Of course, you'll never go broke underestimating the ignorance of the American public - July 31, 2004
This is what we're about.... - July 30, 2004
A premonition of things to come?
Comments (1) - July 20, 2004
So much for liberal media bias
Comments (6) - July 19, 2004
Whatever gets you through the night
Comments (4) - July 13, 2004
Fair and balanced, my @$$
Comments (1) - July 12, 2004
Methinks someone's getting a free ride.... - July 6, 2004
And it gets two thumbs up
Comments (4) - July 2, 2004
And there is no SPAM, either - June 27, 2004
So ambivalence is not an option?? - June 26, 2004
Today on "Master of the Obvious" - June 24, 2004
And she looks pretty good for a woman of 206, eh?? - June 22, 2004
There's a job waiting for you in the Bush White House - June 17, 2004
Yep, you just might be....
Comments (4) - June 16, 2004
Gottaproblemwiddat??
Comments (1) - June 7, 2004
Another trip down Ann Coulter's rabbit hole
Comments (1) - June 6, 2004
Those who do not understand history really ARE condemned to repeat it - June 5, 2004
But it's OK- just as long as someone else's children are doing the fighting and dying - June 4, 2004
So much for home-field advantage, eh? - June 1, 2004
Well, at least we don't have to worry about being universally loved - May 31, 2004
And some of the performers are not trained at all - May 30, 2004
I just gotta be me.... - May 29, 2004
And now I need to find my purse - May 28, 2004
Apparently, reality ain't what it used to be - May 27, 2004
Hey, we all need a role - May 26, 2004
How about we start with you, wienerboy? - May 25, 2004
He knows of which he speaks, #2 - May 24, 2004
He knows of which he speaks....
Comments (1) - May 23, 2004
Really; especially when all we get from them are cold fronts and hockey players.... - May 22, 2004
No, but they should - May 21, 2004
He doesn't even like politics - May 20, 2004
There's nothing quite like rewarding your friends - May 18, 2004
Greetings from Clusterf**k Central
Comments (1) - May 17, 2004
Well, at least she's not using it up on me - May 16, 2004
Presidential free pass - May 15, 2004
Just not in the way you might have thought....
Comments (3) - May 14, 2004
It's easy if you don't think of them as people - May 13, 2004
The Founding Father would be spinning in their graves - May 12, 2004
It's OK; he's been an outstanding leader in the war against terror, no? - May 11, 2004
Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed - May 10, 2004
Or for dessert.... - May 9, 2004
He thought it was a group of Iraqi cheerleaders - May 8, 2004
Coincidence? We think not. - May 7, 2004
Hypocrisy 101: If the President was a Democrat, you'd be calling for his head. - May 6, 2004
Just as long as someone else is doing the fighting and dying.... - May 5, 2004
Because that's what Republicans do
Comments (1) - May 4, 2004
See no dead people.... - May 3, 2004
Because that's what Republicans do
Comments (3) - May 2, 2004
Because Republicans will do anything to win
Comments (1) - May 1, 2004
If I don't like it, then it's sinful - April 30, 2004
But that's not the Republican style, is it? - April 29, 2004
It beats having to actually to actually obey laws - April 28, 2004
Perhaps because our Accidental President is too busy with his election campaign? - April 28, 2004
Then why have we killed thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians? - April 27, 2004
Corruption? Whodathunkit? - April 26, 2004
Reality ain't what it used to be - April 25, 2004
And so are morons, I suppose - April 24, 2004
But he sure is Presidentiary.... | TrackBacks (1) - April 23, 2004
Perhaps the biggest mistake was assuming that he was telling the truth
Comments (1) - April 22, 2004
Eventually they'll want a piece of you, Chris
Comments (2) - April 21, 2004
Let the punishment fit the crime - April 20, 2004
I think the second is more appropriate - April 19, 2004
Yes, but he's Presidentiary!!
Comments (1) - April 18, 2004
It's good to be beautiful - April 17, 2004
But he's looking very Presidentiary - April 16, 2004
Yeah, but he couldn't spin a rhyme to save his life - April 14, 2004
Campaign finance laws? We don't need no stinkin' campaign finance laws.... - April 13, 2004
After all, God helps those who help themselves, eh?
Comments (1) - April 12, 2004
When I think of how we stole the election, it gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling
Comments (2) - April 11, 2004
How about a tragedy AND a travesty? - April 10, 2004
How about we not find out?? - April 9, 2004
Of course, he didn't stain a blue dress - April 8, 2004
Just when you'd thought they couldn't sink any lower....
Comments (3) - April 6, 2004
Hey, he makes a lot of sense for a cheese-eating surrender monkey, no? - April 5, 2004
And Bush plans to run on his "record"?
Comments (1) - April 4, 2004
He's also giving Presidents a bad name - April 3, 2004
And what could be greater than stealing a Presidential election? - April 2, 2004
Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly does straigh to the bone - April 1, 2004
One of the best there ever was.... - March 31, 2004
Yep, he got his war- and 600 dead American soldiers to prove it - March 30, 2004
When you can't answer the truth, I suppose this is your only option - March 29, 2004
You might as well go with what works, eh? - March 28, 2004
At least no one died when Bill Clinton lied - March 27, 2004
The truth is what you make it, eh? - March 26, 2004
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Ann Coulter and remove all doubt - March 25, 2004
Facts? We don't need no sinkin' facts! Iraq did it.... - March 24, 2004
It sure as hell beats discussing the issues, eh?
Comments (2) - March 23, 2004
Steady leadership, my.... - March 22, 2004
Well, I guess you won't be needing that calendar, then?? - March 21, 2004
In short, it's been an almost total failure - March 20, 2004
And she'd be a member of Bush's foreign policy team - March 19, 2004
Well, MY father use to hunt grouse with hand grenades - March 18, 2004
He really was born with a silver spoon in his mouth - March 17, 2004
Hey, we got it all wrong.... - March 16, 2004
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true - March 15, 2004
Whatever it takes to maintain power.... - March 14, 2004
Maybe he foresaw George W. Bush? - March 13, 2004
Who says money doesn't grease political skids? - March 12, 2004
Texan living in Madrid: 'This is Spain's 9-11'
Comments (1) - March 11, 2004
Indeed.... - March 10, 2004
Evil is still evil, lesser or not
Comments (1) - March 9, 2004
Desperate times call for desperate measures - March 8, 2004
Truth, justice, and anything that will help win an election
Comments (1) - March 7, 2004
So much for civil rights - March 6, 2004
No, I can't see Bill Clinton in a clerical collar, either - March 5, 2004
Because he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.... - March 4, 2004
Because it's easier to oppress someone than deal with the real problems plaguing our country
Comments (1) - March 3, 2004
Welcome to this week's episode of "When Hypocrites Attack" - March 2, 2004
Too late; my laptop's already been initiated
Comments (3) - March 1, 2004
Hey, it's a start.... | TrackBacks (1) - February 29, 2004
Whatever it takes, my man; whatever it takes.... - February 28, 2004
It's called pandering, and Bush is the Panderer-in-Chief - February 27, 2004
That ought to get their attention - February 27, 2004
Just as long as he gets to choose - February 26, 2004
Uh...say what??
Comments (1) - February 26, 2004
Lying liars lying their lies - February 25, 2004
He's also head of the Unfortunate Pun Subcommittee
Comments (1) - February 24, 2004
Heaven forbid people should actually learn to think for themselves
Comments (3) - February 23, 2004
Well, at least they'll be good at it by November - February 22, 2004
And it only got worse.... - February 21, 2004
Welcome to Amerika - February 20, 2004
Just wait, y'all...this man will be President some day - February 19, 2004
So, you're wondering how George W. Bush will steal this election?
Comments (2) - February 18, 2004
The passage of time does not negate the gravity of the crime
Comments (1) - February 17, 2004
OK, enough already; can we get on to something that actually matters?? - February 15, 2004
You can't hide the truth - February 14, 2004
If it's good for the goose.... - February 13, 2004
Welcome to the Imperial Presidency
Comments (1) - February 12, 2004
I thought Democrats were supposed to be the irresponsible spenders?? - February 11, 2004
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Pat Robertson - February 10, 2004
Why see the movie when you've aleady read the book??
Comments (5) - February 9, 2004
Want to put something fun between your legs? Buy a bicycle. - February 8, 2004
Thanks for sharing.... - February 7, 2004
Stop the madness! - February 6, 2004
Or was it my beer flaming and my homosexuals cold?? - February 5, 2004
And he knows he got away with it
Comments (5) - February 4, 2004
And the Paris Hilton no longer rents videos, either - February 3, 2004
Compassionate Conservatism? *snicker* - February 2, 2004
Yeah, but if you have TiVo, it was the breast- er, best- part of the halftime show, eh??
Comments (1) - February 1, 2004
Life little secrets - January 31, 2004
Why not spend that half drinking beer and watching football?? - January 30, 2004
It's God's Will, right?? - January 28, 2004
I'm surprised he can say this with a straight face - January 27, 2004
Yes, Virginia, it's about the money - January 25, 2004
Slashing prices on the backs of their employees - January 24, 2004
There's work to do on the ranch, George - January 22, 2004
Maybe nailing them was more fun?? - January 21, 2004
Bring it on.... - January 20, 2004
Being a True Believer means never having to say that you're sorry - January 19, 2004
Only $50?? Hey, the line forms at the rear, buddy!! - January 18, 2004
Given this, why would anyone vote for George W. Bush? - January 17, 2004
There is no right way to do the wrong thing, is there? - January 16, 2004
Yeah, a grip on reality is a GOOD thing.... - January 15, 2004
No, the passage of time cannot right a wrong - January 14, 2004
Um, not at the moment- but you sure seem the reasonable type.... - January 13, 2004
No, wait...don't tell me...I've almost got it.... - January 12, 2004
And people wonder why I had all of my children vicariously - January 11, 2004
Somewhere, Karl Rove is smiling - January 10, 2004
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Ann Coulter
Comments (1) - January 8, 2004
Bring it on.... - January 7, 2004
In a heavy South Asian accent, this sounds even stranger than it looks - January 5, 2004
Just as long as someone replaces him - January 3, 2004
Because they all want to be on the press bus - January 2, 2004
My nominee for Mother of the Year
Comments (1) - January 1, 2004
Any questions??
Comments (1) - December 31, 2003
Wouldn't it have been easier to just tell the truth? - December 30, 2003
The rich, the white, the stoopid - December 29, 2003
Power corrupts. Absolute power means never having to wait in line for your latte.
Comments (1) - December 28, 2003
Who's the "Big Tent Party" now??
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 27, 2003
Welcome to our world.... - December 26, 2003
Sometimes diplomacy works - December 25, 2003
But it did wonders for his approval ratings - December 24, 2003
Banging your head against the wall eventually leaves you with a sore forehead - December 23, 2003
Truth, after all, is relative- particularly if you're a Republican - December 22, 2003
And some of them are in the White House - December 21, 2003
Just as long as you promise to let us keep Taiwan under our thumb - December 20, 2003
But it's for your own good - December 19, 2003
Some welcome good news - December 18, 2003
This, kids, is why you should just say "NO!!" to Republicans - December 16, 2003
Man, I HATE it when that happens - December 15, 2003
Let's be careful who we allow to take credit - December 14, 2003
File this under "Miserable Failure" - December 13, 2003
So THAT'S what the middle initial stands for, eh?? - December 11, 2003
So much for "Fiscal Conservatism", eh?? - December 10, 2003
And it's all about getting re-elected - December 9, 2003
Well, it sure as hell beats what we have to work with now - December 8, 2003
The boy in the bubble - December 7, 2003
It's all about taking care of your wealthy friends - December 6, 2003
All hat and no cattle??
Comments (1) - December 5, 2003
Uh...say what??
Comments (2) - December 4, 2003
Wasted opportunities - December 3, 2003
Yeah, but it sure plays well on Faux News Channel
Comments (2) - December 2, 2003
Somehow I think Daddy won't be quite so thrilled - December 1, 2003
Hypocrisy is it's own reward - November 30, 2003
Well, at least it wasn't his baby sister
Comments (1) - November 29, 2003
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good
Comments (1) - November 28, 2003
So she's not a "Compassionate" Conservative? - November 27, 2003
Like ohmigod.... - November 26, 2003
Mission Accomplished, indeed - November 25, 2003
Understanding George W. Bush 101 - November 23, 2003
It's true...people AM stupid - November 22, 2003
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you - November 21, 2003
Now he's beginning to talk some sense, eh??
Comments (1) - November 20, 2003
Don't try this at home, kids - November 19, 2003
Yeah, but he sure talks a good ball game, eh?? - November 18, 2003
Sorry, Mark, but you really need to take off those rose-colored glasses
Comments (9) - November 17, 2003
She isn't really talking about what I think she's talking about...is she?? - November 16, 2003
It's OK, just as long as someone else's kids are the ones doing the fighting and dying
Comments (9) - November 15, 2003
Yeah, but you still can't take it with you - November 14, 2003
She knows she's the Army's propaganda poster child
Comments (1) - November 13, 2003
Hey, as long as the checks clear....
Comments (2) - November 12, 2003
That assumes, of couse, that democracy isn't for sale - November 11, 2003
Or you're President - November 10, 2003
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.... - November 9, 2003
Critical thinking is SO overrated - November 8, 2003
Only Conservatives march in lockstep - November 7, 2003
Testing the laws of physics? - November 6, 2003
Yep, these are my people, #3 - November 5, 2003
If you're expecting class from the Astros, prepare to be sorely disappointed - November 4, 2003
Yep, these are my people, #2 - November 3, 2003
Yep, these are my people, #1
Comments (3) - November 2, 2003
Wait until they discover Betamax.... - November 1, 2003
So perhaps being a Liberal isn't such a bad thing??
Comments (1) - October 31, 2003
So this is what I missed by not having children of my own?? - October 30, 2003
The difference between anger and hatred | TrackBacks (1) - October 29, 2003
So God doesn't like Mel Gibson movies any more than I do??
Comments (3) - October 28, 2003
Here in Texas, this will get 15-20 years and a spot on the state sex offender's registry - October 27, 2003
And the rest of us would just say "Chicks dig Liberals" - October 26, 2003
You couldn't just hang out at the 19th hole? - October 25, 2003
Canonize Bush? Why not? He stand for the values the Catholic Church prizes- intolerance, aggression, subjugation of infidels.... - October 24, 2003
There goes the food chain.... - October 23, 2003
Man, now THAT'S a sacrifice
Comments (1) - October 22, 2003
NO!?! How long has this been going on?? - October 21, 2003
So that's a no to the sacrifice question?
Comments (1) - October 20, 2003
So I can FEEL the silliness.... - October 19, 2003
Repeat after me: Q-U-A-G-M-I-R-E....
Comments (2) - October 18, 2003
Consorting with the enemy? - October 17, 2003
Somewhere, Babe Ruth is ROTFL - October 16, 2003
I just LOVE the free market - October 15, 2003
Something about the fox guarding the henhouse.... - October 14, 2003
So much for going out with a bang - October 12, 2003
This would make a hell of a Viagra ad - October 9, 2003
Evil Incarnate becomes Governor of California?
Comments (2) - October 8, 2003
And you don't have to deal with disaffected ennui for 18 years, either - October 7, 2003
Maybe he'll learn how to do it right?? - October 5, 2003
Sounds like someone's not getting a Telezapper for Christmas - October 2, 2003
Who says any publicity is good publicity?
Comments (1) - September 29, 2003
So when will see the first commercials? - September 28, 2003
This is what happens when you have way too much time on your hands - September 27, 2003
Loose lips sink ships - September 25, 2003
Can we get an "AMEN!!" from the congregation?
Comments (3) - September 22, 2003
Everybody wants to rule the world
Comments (2) - September 21, 2003
Whose says there's no agenda?? - September 20, 2003
Well, they're certainly easier to clean up after - September 19, 2003
Clueless and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - September 18, 2003
Ain't equality grand?? - September 17, 2003
One man's naked protest is another's party - September 16, 2003
Going out with grace and dignity
Comments (2) - September 15, 2003
Let's hope that she's unarmed - September 14, 2003
Without someone to hate, they have to look at themselves
Comments (1) - September 13, 2003
Doesn't the statute of limitations come into play here?? - September 12, 2003
A billion here and a billion there: pretty soon you've got lunch money - September 10, 2003
Dead men pay no tickets - September 9, 2003
You're a winner when Shrub's approval rating hits zero - September 8, 2003
Or give Ahmed Chalabi a raise? - September 7, 2003
Say what?? - September 6, 2003
You'd be better off playing Russian Roulette - September 5, 2003
Those who do not understand history are condemned to repeat it
Comments (1) - September 5, 2003
Who says leopards don't change their spots? - September 4, 2003
That's got to hurt.... - September 3, 2003
I guess some folks are above the law - September 2, 2003
If that was all we had to offer, I'd walk away, too - September 1, 2003
Meanwhile, carrot farmers are excited about the possibilities - August 31, 2003
Or do we just need to make certain that corrections officers can support their families? - August 30, 2003
Stop working so hard; you're making the rest of us look like slackers. - August 29, 2003
Could Al Franken have purchased this kind of publicity? I think not. - August 28, 2003
Duuuude!! - August 27, 2003
Can't you just FEEL the compassion?
Comments (1) - August 26, 2003
And how many angels can kneel on the head of a pin? - August 16, 2003
No bitterness here...nope, not me.... - August 12, 2003
This could hurt....
Comments (1) - August 11, 2003
Run, Al, run....
Comments (1) - August 10, 2003
Enough is enough.... - August 9, 2003
What to do with a well-used dome? - August 8, 2003
Political Californication - August 3, 2003
Daddy wouldn't do that...would he??
Comments (1) - August 2, 2003
Tastes Great!! Less Filling!!
Comments (2) - August 1, 2003
It's time to lay off the one person who truly deserves it- George W. Bush - July 30, 2003
That's assuming, of course, that all of us were similarly endowed - July 29, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy
Comments (3) - July 28, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove your intolerance and idiocy
Comments (1) - July 27, 2003
You say that like it's a bad thing.... - July 26, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth an reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 25, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth an reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 24, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy
Comments (2) - July 23, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 22, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 21, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 19, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy
Comments (2) - July 19, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove your intolerance and idiocy - July 17, 2003
Having a lot of friends won't hurt, though - July 16, 2003
If this is true, I should be repeating 3rd grade for the 24th time - July 15, 2003
But CEO bonuses are WAY up!!
Comments (1) - July 14, 2003
I've seen this movie before.... - July 13, 2003
Hey, buddy, do you know the way to Saigon? - July 12, 2003
Deep-seated principles, you mean beyond whether or not the check clears? - July 11, 2003
You might cheat on your wife, but cheating at golf is REALLY despicable
Comments (1) - July 10, 2003
And they'll all get fine secret unnamed executioners - July 9, 2003
The real cost of war
Comments (2) - July 8, 2003
That's why we have expense accounts - July 7, 2003
WWJD - July 6, 2003
Or like asking a Houston resident how they feel about Dallas - July 5, 2003
Say what? - July 4, 2003
Those who can't become critics - July 3, 2003
No wonder Johnny was never eating - July 2, 2003
Uh-oh.... - July 1, 2003
This is going to be hell on relationships - June 30, 2003
Memo? What memo?? - June 29, 2003
It'll never last
Comments (1) - June 28, 2003
No cell phones, either....
Comments (1) - June 27, 2003
RCMP: Dedicated to keeping Canada skank-free - June 26, 2003
I would NEVER have thought of that - June 25, 2003
I sense a pattern here.... - June 24, 2003
...Or the Hatfields and McCoys in the desert
Comments (1) - June 23, 2003
This is why I'm seldom in touch with it - June 22, 2003
Umm...or what he looks like.... - June 21, 2003
The myth of Ann Coulter is the greatest blonde fraud of our times
Comments (2) - June 20, 2003
And bloggers.... - June 19, 2003
It's not about saving lives. It's not about babies. It's about control. | TrackBacks (1) - June 18, 2003
Except picking up after ourselves - June 17, 2003
And Bill Gates WOULD rule the world - June 16, 2003
He couldn't bring himself to promise to drop the arrogant self-superiority, though - June 15, 2003
Too bad Kenneth Starr couldn't be impeached - June 14, 2003
Tastes Great! Less Filling!! - June 13, 2003
Preferably in unmarked bills, no? - June 7, 2003
The person responsible for Iceberg lettuce really should die a horrible and painful death - June 6, 2003
Do Cheech and Chong know about this? - June 5, 2003
Beware of swarthy gentlemen bearing musicals - June 4, 2003
Would you like fries wi' dat, Massuh??
Comments (1) - June 3, 2003
In v2.0, you can blow up the village - June 2, 2003
We're only protecting your from yourselves - June 1, 2003
Or to have another round - May 31, 2003
Or you can move to Harlem
Comments (1) - May 29, 2003
No, but you would be exhausted - May 28, 2003
Yes, Virginia, Liberals can be patriots, too
Comments (1) - May 27, 2003
...Just praying that he doesn't make a complete ass of himself - May 26, 2003
There's always more room in Houston - May 25, 2003
Like maybe in your 40's??
Comments (1) - May 24, 2003
So at least you'll know when you hate someone - May 23, 2003
Right; probably from overwatering - May 22, 2003
And you know how I hate getting my hands dirty - May 21, 2003
Whoda thunkit?? - May 20, 2003
Or from Tom DeLay.... - May 19, 2003
It beats paying for college
Comments (1) - May 18, 2003
Dentists are people, too?? - May 17, 2003
And some of us fall into it face-first - May 16, 2003
How not to play Blackjack - May 14, 2003
It beats having to find a tie that matches, eh? - May 13, 2003
Indeed.... - May 12, 2003
Words to live by - May 12, 2003
Especially stupidity....
Comments (1) - May 11, 2003
Well, that would explain Shrub - May 10, 2003
A taxpayer-funded campaign speech? - May 9, 2003
D'oh!! - May 8, 2003
D'oh! - May 7, 2003
D'oh! - May 6, 2003
D'oh!
Comments (1) - May 5, 2003
D'oh! - May 4, 2003
D'oh! - May 3, 2003
D'oh! - May 2, 2003
D'oh! - May 1, 2003
D'oh!
Comments (2) - April 30, 2003
D'oh! - April 29, 2003
D'oh! - April 28, 2003
D'oh! - April 27, 2003
D'oh! - April 26, 2003
Justice delayed is, well, justice delayed - April 25, 2003
We especially love the ones on television - April 24, 2003
At least they're not using it.... - April 23, 2003
I'll sleep when I'm dead - April 22, 2003
Yeah, but they're smart - April 21, 2003
What is the world coming to?
Comments (2) - April 20, 2003
Margaritas generally work best - April 19, 2003
It's not easy being me
Comments (1) - April 18, 2003
Thankfully, it wasn't a royal flush - April 17, 2003
It's might also be the "last annual" - April 16, 2003
At least it's something you can understand - April 15, 2003
Or time to reapply for unemployment - April 14, 2003
Perhaps they deserve each other
Comments (3) - April 10, 2003
Conceptual terrorism? - April 9, 2003
93?? He's almost old enough to be Pope.... - April 8, 2003
It's all about making sacrifices - April 7, 2003
Or the Republican National Committee - April 5, 2003
Indeed.... - April 4, 2003
Congress is on a need-to-know basis.... - April 3, 2003
That would explain why I have so much on my mind - April 1, 2003
What if they really ARE out to get you? - March 31, 2003
At least it's consistent - March 30, 2003
Especially French ones - March 28, 2003
Perhaps he could explain that in reverse?
Comments (1) - March 27, 2003
And the color of his jellybeans.... - March 26, 2003
Scenes from our Secure Republic - March 25, 2003
Then they get elected President
Comments (1) - March 22, 2003
Too true.... - March 21, 2003
We're from the government and we're here to oppress you - March 20, 2003
And if they're not, it might still be you
Comments (1) - March 19, 2003
And so shall it ever be - March 18, 2003
But they did stick the landing - March 17, 2003
Justice delayed is, well...justice delayed - March 16, 2003
And they're backing over them twice - March 16, 2003
Who says I don't have groupies??
Comments (1) - March 16, 2003
This would explain the Republican Party, eh? - March 15, 2003
And the rest vote Republican - March 13, 2003
Or was it 95%? - March 11, 2003
Hope that there's a consolation prize - March 7, 2003
Scenes from our secure republic - March 6, 2003
Sure, but is it worth having? - March 4, 2003
They LOVED him in Galveston.... - March 3, 2003
And if we make the wrong choice? - March 2, 2003
Ah, the things we do for love - March 1, 2003
Yeah, and those who don't understand history are condemned to repeat it - February 28, 2003
Deadline? What deadline? - February 27, 2003
And I'm ALWAYS at my best - February 26, 2003
No I didn't.... - February 25, 2003
It's not easy being universally loved. Fortunately, I don't have to worry about that. - February 23, 2003
It worked in November, 2000 - February 22, 2003
Uh, you don't want to see me in the swimsuit competition.... - February 21, 2003
"SUV" and "safety" are not mutually exclusive
Comments (2) - February 21, 2003
Off with his head
Comments (2) - February 20, 2003
Power corrupts, but absolute power, is, well, kinda fun
Comments (1) - February 19, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 22
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (25) - February 18, 2003
Aim high - February 16, 2003
If this were a warblog....
Comments (5) - February 16, 2003
Justice may be blind, but she does need her meds - February 15, 2003
Oops; sorry, I just had a Tom DeLay moment.... - February 11, 2003
Stop him before he tries to be funny again!
Comments (2) - February 11, 2003
Experts expect a "boom" in business - February 10, 2003
Only terrorists request paper - February 10, 2003
The rest just don't care - February 9, 2003
There are no winners, only survivors - February 8, 2003
Kill 'em all; let God sort 'em out - February 7, 2003
They probably got the idea from the French
Comments (1) - February 6, 2003
...and he'll probably get away with it - February 1, 2003
Darlin', you are Fedex, guaranteed to be there by 8:30 a.m. - February 1, 2003
At least they're a safe distance away - January 31, 2003
Pray for rain - January 30, 2003
Bumpersticker wisdom - January 30, 2003
The immoral take a bit longer as well - January 29, 2003
Or reapply for unemployment - January 28, 2003
Tennessee Police Weapons Training Aids
Comments (1) - January 28, 2003
Another creative use for polyester - January 27, 2003
No, but you will get a million weblogs - January 26, 2003
...and aircraft carriers from Monaco - January 25, 2003
Enjoy it while you still can - January 24, 2003
Don't try this at home - January 23, 2003
Sleeping 24/7 also helps - January 22, 2003
Well, bribery doesn't require a roll of toilet paper - January 22, 2003
There are no winners, only survivors
Comments (2) - January 21, 2003
Indeed.... - January 20, 2003
Sorry, he's busy for the past 19 years
Comments (1) - January 19, 2003
And by an uncommon hatred of Iraq.... - January 18, 2003
Hey, me either.... - January 18, 2003
I don't write these jokes; I just pass 'em along.... - January 18, 2003
This works even in a democracy - January 17, 2003
And it is.... - January 16, 2003
America gets it up again - January 16, 2003
Fat people in pajamas?? - January 15, 2003
Or, you might invest in the Psychic Friends Network
Comments (1) - January 15, 2003
The "Off" switch works just fine, though - January 14, 2003
This would make things so much easier - January 13, 2003
Or 40,000 shares of WorldCom
Comments (2) - January 12, 2003
Will someone please stop them? - January 11, 2003
I think I may have it.... - January 11, 2003
They sure start 'em early - January 10, 2003
Mediocrity- the only truly American quality - January 6, 2003
I think this might have been drawn by a woman, no? - January 3, 2003
Indeed it would.... - January 1, 2003
Happy New Year, y'all....
Comments (1) - January 1, 2003
We can do better, eh? - December 31, 2002
It's not easy being me - December 28, 2002
Yeah, but he gets three squares a day - December 27, 2002
Progress through terrible things - December 26, 2002
The Opiate of the Masses - December 26, 2002
No, this was not the consensus on my last post
Comments (3) - December 24, 2002
...And may your favorite fairy visit you on Christmas morning
Comments (8) - December 23, 2002
Cats rule. Dogs drool. - December 22, 2002
If you figure it out, let me know - December 21, 2002
I'll go along with the "animal" part - December 21, 2002
Greetings from the home of medical marijuana - December 20, 2002
It's all about remaining competitive - December 19, 2002
...and Republican Majority Leaders?
Comments (1) - December 18, 2002
Pets are people, too
Comments (1) - December 17, 2002
Hopefully, a BIG rock - December 16, 2002
And that is why I don't sing - December 15, 2002
Show some love this holiday season... - December 15, 2002
When it comes to stupid, size doesn't matter - December 14, 2002
They're just a little too needy
Comments (1) - December 13, 2002
The future as we'd like to see it - December 13, 2002
Proper hygiene IS crucial during a nuclear attack - December 12, 2002
No, and it's not on the map, either - December 11, 2002
At least she wasn't asked to demonstrate it's use - December 11, 2002
Time for me to be nice to Owen.... - December 10, 2002
Hey, I think we hit a sore spot!
Comments (8) - December 10, 2002
One man's moron is another's... - December 9, 2002
And I'm not sure about the rest of you - December 6, 2002
A mind is a terrible thing.... - December 5, 2002
Because it needs to be said
Comments (9) - December 5, 2002
And they laughed at Shrub - December 4, 2002
But it was HUGE!! - December 4, 2002
Who wants to be a figurehead? - December 2, 2002
Tomorrow: The health benefits of Russian Roulette
Comments (5) - December 2, 2002
I didn't think there was enough room to write all that
Comments (2) - December 1, 2002
And perhaps running for office.... - November 30, 2002
At least it didn't happen during a cold snap - November 28, 2002
Unnatural selection at work
Comments (1) - November 27, 2002
Hey, kids; let's bring the economy to it's knees!!
Comments (5) - November 27, 2002
So much for "Fair and Balanced", eh? - November 26, 2002
No wonder they look so relaxed....
Comments (1) - November 25, 2002
Oh, if only it could be like this....
Comments (1) - November 24, 2002
And at least as many types of whine? - November 22, 2002
'Tis better to be thought a fool.... - November 19, 2002
WTF???? - November 19, 2002
Just wait a few years.... - November 18, 2002
Now, is this REALLY a good Liberal thing to be doing? - November 18, 2002
Besides, if you're innocent, what are you worried about? - November 16, 2002
Just another day at the ol' homestead - November 16, 2002
Kinda makes you wonder what's for dessert, eh??
Comments (3) - November 16, 2002
If you don't succeed the first 17 times.... - November 15, 2002
Please pardon this appalling lack of judgement and good taste - November 14, 2002
Too true.... - November 13, 2002
Scenes from our secure republic - November 12, 2002
It's more than foreign men with large sticks
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - November 12, 2002
This one's for you, michele - November 11, 2002
Somewhere on the outskirts of The People's Republic of Seabrook
Comments (2) - November 11, 2002
Young Frankenstein, The Sequel - November 9, 2002
There, but for the grace of God, goes the Catholic Church - November 8, 2002
Bumper sticker philosophy
Comments (5) - November 8, 2002
Careful what you place under your pillow, kids.... - November 8, 2002
We're from the Gum'mint, and we're here to he'p yew....
Comments (4) - November 7, 2002
No, it only LOOKS like Houston - November 7, 2002
Or working on their weblogs....
Comments (2) - November 5, 2002
I wish I could give advice like this - November 4, 2002
Head shots, people; head shots....
Comments (3) - November 3, 2002
Regular or peanut?? - November 2, 2002
Hot for teacher.... - October 30, 2002
Honey, if you really loved me....
Comments (1) - October 30, 2002
Cultural Exchange 101 | TrackBacks (1) - October 30, 2002
Too bad this is a lesson largely unlearned - October 29, 2002
Scenes from our secure Republic
Comments (2) - October 27, 2002
Always the peacemaker....
Comments (1) - October 27, 2002
If his lips are moving.... - October 26, 2002
Or bombing Iraq.... - October 26, 2002
Unless he was carrying.... - October 24, 2002
Oh, so that's all it takes?? - October 24, 2002
Speaking of an eye for an eye....
Comments (2) - October 24, 2002
If you can't beat them, you can always kill them - October 23, 2002
Why carpet bombing is the only logical anti-spamming solution - October 23, 2002
Anti-smoking hotlist
Comments (1) - October 23, 2002
It's all fun and games.... - October 22, 2002
This "due process" thing is highly overrated
Comments (2) - October 22, 2002
But he did use "mangulate" - October 21, 2002
I love "Operation TIPS", don't you??
Comments (1) - October 20, 2002
So, Mr. Horsley, did your parents have any children that lived? - October 20, 2002
At least you can't get it from doorknobs or toilet seats - October 19, 2002
Et tu, Mr. President??
Comments (2) - October 19, 2002
Or deep about it.... - October 18, 2002
More Interstate War Stories
Comments (1) - October 18, 2002
No pun intended
Comments (1) - October 17, 2002
If at first you succeed.... - October 17, 2002
...and Presidents trying to deflect attention from the economy
Comments (3) - October 16, 2002
You first....
Comments (4) - October 15, 2002
Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts!! - October 14, 2002
That's why they call it a red-light district
Comments (1) - October 13, 2002
No, they certainly don't - October 13, 2002
And they took longer naps... - October 12, 2002
It's only fun if it's bad - October 11, 2002
One man's superstition is another's...well, superstition
Comments (5) - October 11, 2002
Is any of this beginning to sound familiar?
Comments (1) - October 10, 2002
If it walks like a queen, and talks like a queen.... - October 10, 2002
I'll take despair and utter hopelessness for $200
Comments (2) - October 10, 2002
And mathematicians don't have to stand for re-election - October 9, 2002
Otherwise we'd just have to talk to one another - October 8, 2002
Art, or whatever....
Comments (5) - October 8, 2002
The opiate of the masses - October 7, 2002
And it's still true today - October 6, 2002
Well, the latter is certainly true - October 6, 2002
Always remember never to say never always - October 5, 2002
Watch out for that Golden Parachute - October 5, 2002
Is this the direction we want to be heading in?
Comments (5) - October 5, 2002
Today's words of wisdom - October 4, 2002
And most leaders weren't math majors - October 3, 2002
Wisdom from Chairman Dave - October 3, 2002
Grandma? Is that a shrub you're wearing? - October 3, 2002
Easy for you to say....
Comments (1) - October 2, 2002
Greetings from the Socialist Republic of Alaska
Comments (2) - October 1, 2002
I just love those easy-to-open packages - October 1, 2002
Something to think about - September 30, 2002
Sometimes life really does imitate art - September 30, 2002
Nor would you want to - September 29, 2002
And it works with elections, too - September 27, 2002
I love technology, don't you?? - September 24, 2002
That explains a lot, eh? - September 22, 2002
Mussolini only promised 500 free hours
Comments (2) - September 21, 2002
Well, I am a bachelor this weekend.... - September 20, 2002
Or perhaps they're doing it just to spite us? - September 19, 2002
The tarnished arches
Comments (2) - September 19, 2002
And they're probably members of the Religious Right
Comments (2) - September 18, 2002
She likes me! She really likes me!! - September 18, 2002
Is it just me, or is this just a wee bit o'er the top??
Comments (2) - September 17, 2002
There's a story here somewhere, right??
Comments (1) - September 13, 2002
Know your enemy
Comments (2) - September 13, 2002
Do you mean to tell me that there are Starbucks stores in North Dakota??
Comments (6) - September 10, 2002
Hate the sin, love the sinner, right??
Comments (5) - September 10, 2002
OK, you've had your 15 minutes. You may may go. Now.
Comments (3) - September 8, 2002
You can't stop me; you can only hope to contain me
Comments (2) - September 5, 2002
Yet another reason Ken Lay should be filleted and dragged down Smith Street
Comments (1) - September 4, 2002
Since we may be going to war....
Comments (4) - September 4, 2002
This is why I love the woman.... - September 3, 2002
Bruce, can you spare a dime??
Comments (2) - September 3, 2002
And whatever you do, don't bend over and cough - September 2, 2002
Or we could just light our campfire with Benjamins.... - September 1, 2002
Impress your friends and pick up girls!!! - September 1, 2002
And yet we can't take our eyes off it.... - August 30, 2002
So that's what it means??? - August 29, 2002
Things to do in Waco when you're dead - August 29, 2002
Our world by the numbers
Comments (1) - August 26, 2002
An anniversary we could really live without - August 24, 2002
A harsh look at how justice can fail us
Comments (3) - August 23, 2002
Today's the day!!
Comments (1) - August 22, 2002
Going cold turkey is a bitch
Comments (1) - August 21, 2002
Can I go home now?? - August 20, 2002
There's a method to my madness
Comments (4) - August 17, 2002
Our enemy to the north
Comments (1) - August 16, 2002
The man is dead, but the cash cow lives
Comments (1) - August 15, 2002
Aggies don't play well with others
Comments (1) - August 14, 2002
It's an idea whose time has come - August 13, 2002
This is a good thing, right? - August 13, 2002
Things to do in Phoenix when you're dead - August 11, 2002
Step slowly away from the keyboard
Comments (2) - August 9, 2002
Time for the Do-It-Yourself Frontal Lobotomy
Comments (2) - August 9, 2002
Jared is SO last week.... - August 9, 2002
Repeat after me: reality television isn't real.... - August 8, 2002
"Oh shit...." - August 7, 2002
Is Kaukauna near the Kona Coast?? - August 5, 2002
Today's Morbidity & Mortality Report - August 5, 2002
I'm only here for the naked pictures of Ann Coulter
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