Recently in Can Jack say that in public?? Category
- February 15, 2010
Lies, damn lies...and Republicans
Comments (0) - February 7, 2010
And you thought I just made this stuff up?
Comments (0) - December 31, 2009
Today in W.T.F.
Comments (0) - November 11, 2009
Land of the free, home of the easily propagandized
Comments (0) - October 23, 2009
Bacon makes EVERYTHING better....
Comments (0) - October 14, 2009
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (1) - September 22, 2009
Hypocrisy? I know it when I see it. I see it.
Comments (0) - September 21, 2009
But it has NOTHING to do with racism....
Comments (0) - September 20, 2009
A memo from the Anti-Thought Crime Bureau
Comments (0) - September 14, 2009
Uh...'cuz we don't want no Socialist Islamofascist running our health care system??
Comments (0) - September 11, 2009
For the wingnuts shall always be among us
Comments (0) - August 28, 2009
Because God is love
Comments (0) - August 26, 2009
Show us the birth certificate!!!!!!!
Comments (0) - August 24, 2009
If it walks like a dick and talks like a dick....
Comments (0) - August 21, 2009
Today's sign that you might just need to have your medication adjusted
Comments (2) - August 15, 2009
It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true
Comments (0) - August 13, 2009
Truth is for losers and Libruls
Comments (0) - July 26, 2009
If you're looking for leadership on Capitol Hill...well, good luck with that
Comments (0) - July 7, 2009
Especially if you have a double fudge brownie or dessert
Comments (0) - July 6, 2009
Cute is temporary. Stupid lasts forever.
Comments (0) - July 5, 2009
Sorry; the crack whores kinda threw me off
Comments (0) - July 4, 2009
I was going to have them with the sauerkraut martinis
Comments (0) - July 2, 2009
Well...Henry Miller WAS a perv...wasn't he??
Comments (0) - June 25, 2009
Yeah, it's all about the principle, ain't it??
Comments (0) - June 23, 2009
Lessons for the American Taliban
Comments (0) - June 11, 2009
'KTHNXBYE!!! Stay tuned for the Lesbian sex video coming soon!!
Comments (0) - June 9, 2009
Why talk when we can bomb?
Comments (0) - June 1, 2009
We all have our handicaps to overcome....
Comments (0) - May 14, 2009
In other words, it's just like your average Republican congressman
Comments (0) - May 10, 2009
Rose are red, violets are blue...and you're no Ronald Reagan
Comments (0) - May 7, 2009
Maybe if he started acting like a Democrat....
Comments (0) - April 27, 2009
Ah, memories....
Comments (0) - April 26, 2009
Hyprocrisy: the one reliable Republican value
Comments (0) - April 9, 2009
Well, it takes one to know one
Comments (0) - March 27, 2009
Too bad they couldn't figure this out in 2004, eh?
Comments (0) - March 16, 2009
Lord, save me from your followers
Comments (2) - March 10, 2009
Even worse, we're on the road to...wait for it...socialism!!
Comments (1) - March 3, 2009
No, thanks...I think I'll walk
Comments (0) - January 6, 2009
Well, he could just hold his breath until he turns blue....
Comments (0) - January 1, 2009
Amen...amen...a thousand times amen
Comments (0) - December 23, 2008
Simple...and spot on
Comments (0) - November 29, 2008
At least he doesn't have to give up doughnuts
Comments (0) - November 26, 2008
If you belong to a group that traffics in hate, you shouldn't be surprised when there's a backlash
Comments (0) - November 24, 2008
If you need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette on the kitchen floor.
Comments (0) - November 18, 2008
Ah, poetic justice. Kinda brings a smile to your face, doesn't it?
Comments (0) - November 16, 2008
My head explodes in 4...3...2...
Comments (1) - November 15, 2008
On today's episode of "People unclear on the concept"....
Comments (0) - November 10, 2008
Hope is for suckers...so call me a sucker
Comments (0) - November 8, 2008
Get over yourselves...and deal with the consequences of your poor decisions
Comments (1) - November 6, 2008
When incompetence is something to be celebrated, this is what you get....
Comments (1) - November 4, 2008
Uh...WTF?? Bible Spice: clueless and built to stay that way.
Comments (1) - November 2, 2008
And they want to drink the blood of our children!!
Comments (0) - November 1, 2008
When even Texas hates you, it's time to pack it in...don'tchathink??
Comments (0) - October 31, 2008
Amen....
Comments (1) - October 30, 2008
I'm Barack Obama, and I definitely approved this message
Comments (0) - October 29, 2008
And...GASP!!!...his middle name is Hussein!!!
Comments (0) - October 28, 2008
Sometimes, pandering and ignorance require no additional comment
Comments (0) - October 27, 2008
Yeah...like that's going to happen in our lifetime
Comments (0) - October 26, 2008
Yeah, she's just like us...if we were in a higher tax bracket
Comments (0) - October 24, 2008
Because nothing succeeds like failure
Comments (0) - October 23, 2008
When you have no honor, this is what you get
Comments (0) - October 21, 2008
Yet another well-deserved endorsement
Comments (0) - October 20, 2008
Perhaps the final nail in the coffin of the McCain-Palin campaign....
Comments (3) - October 14, 2008
It's a bird! It's a plane!! No, it's Erratic Man!!!
Comments (0) - October 13, 2008
This despite the best effort of the Bushes and their cronies
Comments (0) - October 12, 2008
Uh...what??
Comments (0) - October 6, 2008
I'd really like to take credit for this one...alas, somone beat me to it
Comments (0) - October 4, 2008
So really all just about horny guys wanting to schtupp her?
Comments (0) - September 29, 2008
How about voting your interests instead of your ignorance for once??
Comments (0) - September 26, 2008
Yeah, but Wasilla is closer to the North Pole...and I hear she's pretty tight with Santa Claus
Comments (0) - September 10, 2008
Ain't no amount of lipstick gonna pretty up this pig
Comments (0) - September 6, 2008
Same as it ever was....
Comments (0) - September 5, 2008
Finally, an accomplishment Sarah Palin can hang her hat on
Comments (0) - September 3, 2008
You call it comparing and contrasting. We call it rank hypocrisy.
Comments (0) - August 23, 2008
Have you ever thought about Prozac??
Comments (0) - August 12, 2008
When you got nuthin', well...this is what you end up with for a candidate
Comments (0) - August 10, 2008
Yeah, I know; WHAT Liberal Media??
Comments (0) - July 30, 2008
Yeah, I think I can heed this advice
Comments (0) - July 29, 2008
'Cuz a few dead Libruls are hardly cause for excitement
Comments (0) - July 25, 2008
Cue the Paultards with pitchforks and torches in 3...2...1....
Comments (1) - July 20, 2008
The real John McCain
Comments (0) - July 14, 2008
Amen....
Comments (-1) - July 12, 2008
In any culture, too much information is...too much information
Comments (0) - July 11, 2008
Kwitcherbitchin'
Comments (0) - July 9, 2008
Hey, it could happen....
Comments (0) - July 5, 2008
Hey, it's not like the man wasn't an ignorant, mean-spirited bigot
Comments (0) - July 4, 2008
You're just now figuring this out??
Comments (0) - July 2, 2008
What doesn't kill him only makes him more pathetic
Comments (0) - June 28, 2008
And the worst part? You voted these folks into office. Nice going, eh??
Comments (1) - June 17, 2008
Kinda makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 16, 2008
I'm not sure they have even that much
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-3) - June 15, 2008
Being a Republican means never having to worry about being called to account
Comments (-1) - June 11, 2008
Depression: it's so much more than just a state of mind
Comments (0) - June 10, 2008
Hey, if it's experience you're looking for....
Comments (0) - June 9, 2008
And what, pray tell, was the average price of a gallon of gasoline on 1.20.01??
Comments (-2) - June 8, 2008
Yeah...I'd hate to see what it's like when things suck
Comments (-1) - May 28, 2008
Then again, Joe Lieberman would sleep with the devil if it bought him another term in the Seanate
Comments (-1) - May 27, 2008
Yeah, it's a matter of principle...even if it means a third Bush term.
Comments (1) - May 26, 2008
And anything would be an improvement over the past eight years
Comments (0) - May 25, 2008
When you lose track of the lies and the propaganda, what you have is a man who will say and do anything to be President
Comments (0) - May 22, 2008
Because any REAL American would be eating meat
Comments (0) - May 20, 2008
So when do I get my call??
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 19, 2008
Ladies and gentleman...start your lawyers!!
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-5) - May 17, 2008
Yeah...apparently it was hit by a truck hauling a load of cocktail sauce
Comments (0) - May 11, 2008
And to think that I once respected these people
Comments (0) - May 6, 2008
And pigs will violate Saudi Arabian air space
Comments (0) - May 5, 2008
F.U.H.R.C. II
Comments (0) - May 3, 2008
F.U.H.R.C.
Comments (0) - April 29, 2008
Ignorace, hatred...and, best of all, he's John McCain's spiritual adviser
Comments (0) - April 24, 2008
Because if we just throw a few more dead Americans at the problem....
Comments (0) - April 20, 2008
New rules on being an elitist
Comments (0) - April 16, 2008
Winning isn't everything...it's the ONLY thing
Comments (-1) - April 9, 2008
Like Fox News needs another self-righteous, hypocritical blowhard
Comments (0) - April 5, 2008
I can think of no more appropriate homage to The Worst President EVER ©
Comments (0) - March 30, 2008
And it's only going to get sillier over the next seven months
Comments (0) - March 29, 2008
This just in...Lou Dobbs is a clueless, classless DUMB@$$. Film at 11....
Comments (3) - March 28, 2008
Sometimes, being a good loser is the ultimate revenge
Comments (0) - March 27, 2008
Fair is fair....
Comments (0) - March 26, 2008
And she's the very personification of Evil, no? At the very least, she's a lousy liar....
Comments (0) - March 25, 2008
Call me when Hillary feeds the multitudes with a loaf of bread and a fish
Comments (0) - March 24, 2008
Yeah, enough with the heroic deaths and the romantic traumatic brain injuries
Comments (2) - March 23, 2008
Or think....
Comments (0) - March 22, 2008
Yeah...and y'all have backed him every step of the way
Comments (40) - March 17, 2008
I'm surprised Texas wasn't the first to do this
Comments (4) - March 10, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Steve King and Howard Wolfson and remove all doubt, eh?
Comments (0) - March 4, 2008
If this is Christianity...well, then...hail Satan!
Comments (0) - March 2, 2008
People am stoopid
Comments (0) - February 22, 2008
And he leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Comments (0) - February 19, 2008
History or propaganda? Is there really any doubt??
Comments (0) - February 13, 2008
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem
Comments (0) - February 12, 2008
Say hello to the man who will say anything to get elected
Comments (5) - February 4, 2008
He looks like the lead from the video for Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London"
Comments (0) - February 3, 2008
Uh...what??
Comments (0) - February 2, 2008
Well, that would require the ability to engage in something resembling self-examination
Comments (0) - February 1, 2008
Join us next week when we find out who the sexual predators union is endorsing
Comments (0) - January 29, 2008
Yeah, I'd think Linux would be a better idea
Comments (2) - January 27, 2008
Yeah, like you haven't done something equally mean-spirited and ingorant
Comments (0) - January 25, 2008
The leftovers he takes home and feeds to his pet rats
Comments (0) - January 23, 2008
Like Sen. Clinton can't fend for herself....
Comments (0) - January 21, 2008
Tastes great! Less filling!! Or. politics as the ultimate in empty calories.
Comments (0) - January 20, 2008
Ah, irony....thou art a fickle wench
Comments (0) - January 18, 2008
Whew...imagine my relief, eh?
Comments (5) - January 14, 2008
The Stupid!! It burns!!!
Comments (0) - January 11, 2008
Memo to Rudy: will you PLEASE just SHUT UP??
Comments (0) - January 9, 2008
Cue the Messiah Complex in 4...3...2...1....
Comments (2) - January 8, 2008
Desperation doesn't become her
Comments (0) - January 6, 2008
In spite of it all....
Comments (1) - January 3, 2008
Right...EVERYONE wants to be a fanatical, intolerant, Right-wing, Christian. They just don't know it yet.
Comments (0) - January 1, 2008
I've been trying to forget 9.11, but Rudy Giuliani won't let me
Comments (0) - December 31, 2007
Yes, you are one of America's 50 Most Loathsome People...and deservedly so
Comments (1) - December 30, 2007
Yeah, but in Heaven the ducks shoot back
Comments (2) - December 29, 2007
Yeah...Baghdad looks more like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory with each passing day
Comments (0) - December 28, 2007
The beauty of pandering to the lowest common denominator is that no one asks uncomfortable questions
Comments (0) - December 26, 2007
Strip clubs objectify women? Who knew??
Comments (2) - December 23, 2007
A fair and level playing field? In your dreams.
Comments (2) - December 15, 2007
How's that "restoring honor and dignity to the White House" thing working out for you?
Comments (0) - December 11, 2007
Yeah, it wouldn't hurt if it weren't true, would it?
Comments (0) - December 10, 2007
The latest communique from Cloudcuckooland
Comments (0) - December 7, 2007
Yes, I suppose the truth DOES hurt
Comments (0) - December 5, 2007
Hey, it worked for Captain America
Comments (0) - December 4, 2007
What...and you were hoping for Barry Manilow??
Comments (0) - November 30, 2007
Don't look at me...I was nowhere near the place
Comments (1) - November 29, 2007
Liars, damn liars, and Karl Rove: Revisionist History 101
Comments (0) - November 11, 2007
Yeah; find your own tragedy to exploit
Comments (0) - November 9, 2007
Whatever it takes
Comments (0) - November 8, 2007
Neither is the person currently in the White House
Comments (0) - November 7, 2007
A little early morning potty...uh, humor....
Comments (0) - November 6, 2007
"Gross Old Perverts"...and principled "family values": not a contradiction if you're a Republican
Comments (0) - November 5, 2007
Hey, come on...this sounds WAY better than a playoff system....
Comments (0) - November 4, 2007
Yeah, right....WHAT Liberal Media??
Comments (1) - November 3, 2007
Well, he is a Republican
Comments (0) - November 2, 2007
Thankfully, no one asked him about the anal probe
Comments (1) - November 1, 2007
Well, terrorists ARE dark-skinned, aren't they??
Comments (0) - October 31, 2007
Yes, but rumor has it that Edwards will blow anyone with $50 and a package of double-stuffed Oreos
Comments (0) - October 30, 2007
And a brain-dead American Sheeple just stood there with their collectives mouths wide open, drooling like a collection of zombie androids
Comments (0) - October 29, 2007
A mind is a terrible thing....
Comments (0) - October 28, 2007
Speak for youserlf. Personally, I prefer tyranny, oligarchy, and dominionist theocracy
Comments (2) - October 27, 2007
Now if they could just grow some balls
Comments (0) - October 26, 2007
If it walks like a...oh, never mind....
Comments (0) - October 23, 2007
Still glad you voted Republican? Don't you wish everyone would?
Comments (0) - October 22, 2007
That was then...and besides, I was trying to get elected, knowhutimean?
Comments (1) - October 18, 2007
Then he'd REALLY be unelectable
Comments (0) - October 17, 2007
Are you kidding? 9.11 was the best thing to ever happen to the Republican Party.
Comments (0) - October 16, 2007
Behold the sound of silence
Comments (0) - October 15, 2007
Shouldn't this have happened...oh, about four years ago?
Comments (0) - October 8, 2007
Sounds like someone needs a pair of kneepads
Comments (0) - October 2, 2007
Of course, the monks aren't running for President, are they?
Comments (0) - September 29, 2007
Uh..."Mission Accomplished"???
Comments (0) - September 25, 2007
What double standard??
Comments (0) - September 23, 2007
Famous? Sure, but he's still a pompous @$$wipe
Comments (0) - September 21, 2007
Evildoers: they hate us for our cartoons
Comments (0) - September 18, 2007
So who's really supporting the troops?
Comments (0) - September 15, 2007
Too true....
Comments (1) - September 13, 2007
Yeah, cheap, tasteless machismo sure makes for an effective foreign policy, eh??
Comments (0) - September 11, 2007
And-even better- an opportunity for you to exploit it for your personal and political gain
Comments (1) - September 9, 2007
9.11: Chicken Soup for The Worst President EVER's soul
Comments (1) - September 7, 2007
And eventually it becomes someone else's problem
Comments (0) - September 2, 2007
And so it begins....
Comments (0) - August 31, 2007
OHMIGOD!!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
Comments (0) - August 30, 2007
Say goodbye, Larry....
Comments (0) - August 28, 2007
Yeah...it wouldn't hurt if it weren't true
Comments (0) - August 24, 2007
Boy, that "restoring honor and dignity to the White House" thing sure is working out well, isn't it??
Comments (0) - August 21, 2007
Congratulations, y'all! You're getting EXACTLY what you voted for.
Comments (0) - August 19, 2007
A Molly Ivins moment
Comments (0) - August 16, 2007
Isn't "turd blossom" enough?
Comments (0) - August 10, 2007
Freedom is about being an utter knuckle-dragging, knee-jerk DUMB@$$
Comments (3) - August 8, 2007
So, as long as our government is run by a terrorist organization, we're in good shape?
Comments (3) - August 6, 2007
You'll know he's serious when he serves divorce papers to his wife while she's in a hospital bed
Comments (0) - August 4, 2007
Right; just as long as someone else's children are doing the fighting and dying
Comments (0) - July 30, 2007
Because we have exactly the quality of leadership we deserve
Comments (0) - July 29, 2007
A true patriot would give the Decider what he needs and then wave the flag
Comments (0) - July 28, 2007
He'll be fine as long as they don't cross the positive and negative cables
Comments (1) - July 27, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...or not
Comments (0) - July 24, 2007
Only because you don't have the balls to introduce a bill of impeachment
Comments (0) - July 23, 2007
And hopefully that will catch up with him soon
Comments (0) - July 22, 2007
If they didn't get wounded in the first place, this wouldn't even be an issue, would it??
Comments (0) - July 18, 2007
And it only took him 4+ years to figure it out
Comments (0) - July 16, 2007
The real reason we're in Iraq
Comments (0) - July 14, 2007
One man's day in the park is another's clusterf--k
Comments (0) - July 12, 2007
Hey, even hyprocritical "family values" Republicans have standards
Comments (0) - July 9, 2007
If anyone can do it, Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader can
Comments (0) - July 7, 2007
How about another Third World country to invade?
Comments (0) - July 6, 2007
Now do you miss Bill Clinton?
Comments (0) - July 5, 2007
Do the right thing....
Comments (0) - July 4, 2007
This just in: Bush tells nation to f--k themselves, #2
Comments (5) - July 3, 2007
This just in: Bush tells nation to f--k themselves
Comments (0) - July 1, 2007
Happy Canada Day!
Comments (1) - June 27, 2007
The next President will need two terms just to undo the damage
Comments (0) - June 24, 2007
Well, at least they're not arrogant, self-righteous, uber-patriotic hypocrites
Comments (1) - June 22, 2007
Apparently, we've been thoroughly propagandized
Comments (0) - June 21, 2007
Sure, but wouldn't it be nice to see journalists actually be journalists?
Comments (0) - June 20, 2007
BS in...BS out
Comments (1) - June 19, 2007
Propaganda: the gift that keeps on giving
Comments (0) - June 17, 2007
Because no respect has been deserved
Comments (3) - June 16, 2007
Why do the right thing when it's just too damn much work?
Comments (0) - June 15, 2007
Ding!! Tell her what's she's won, Don Pardo!!!
Comments (1) - June 13, 2007
Sad...but quite probably true
Comments (1) - June 11, 2007
Yeah, but most black men from New Orleans don't keep $90,000 in their freezer
Comments (0) - June 9, 2007
And everyone was wishing Al Gore had been there
Comments (0) - June 8, 2007
The first President with negative approval numbers??
Comments (0) - June 5, 2007
Karma can be a real b---h, eh?
Comments (0) - May 31, 2007
God, guns, and gays- or, 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Comments (0) - May 23, 2007
Now can we impeach the incompetent, lying thug?
Comments (2) - May 22, 2007
Why the "fog of war" is sometimes indistinguishable these days from the "fog of politics"
Comments (4) - May 18, 2007
Anyone else feel like pissing on his grave?
Comments (1) - May 15, 2007
And He votes Republican
Comments (0) - May 10, 2007
This make so much sense that you just know it will NEVER happen
Comments (0) - May 9, 2007
Talk about living in an alternate reality
Comments (1) - May 8, 2007
Oh, the humanity.....
Comments (0) - May 7, 2007
The trolls always hate when others are getting what they can't have
Comments (0) - May 6, 2007
You can do this when you see yourself as unaccountable to anyone but God
Comments (0) - May 5, 2007
The head of state, the commander in chief, the man in charge of the only remaining superpower in the world, is a total (&^%$#@ moron
Comments (1) - May 4, 2007
I suppose this is a step up from being "the decider guy"
Comments (0) - May 2, 2007
Ah, the "Good Old Days", when men were men and Robber Barons could plunder the lower and middle classes
Comments (2) - May 1, 2007
Can someone explain how bring a soldier home places them in danger?
Comments (0) - April 29, 2007
It also means never having to say you're sorry
Comments (1) - April 28, 2007
The definition of "having no shame"
Comments (0) - April 27, 2007
Yeah, he's off-key, anyway
Comments (0) - April 24, 2007
The quickest and best solution: MORE GUNS!!!
Comments (0) - April 23, 2007
No, the real criminals are in the White House
Comments (0) - April 22, 2007
Having their cake and eating it, too
Comments (0) - April 21, 2007
And in his spare time, he helps old ladys cross the street
Comments (0) - April 20, 2007
They're no less deserving of consideration because they're not American
Comments (1) - April 19, 2007
...or that we just don't care
Comments (1) - April 18, 2007
Another communique from the Human Argument for Pre-Emptive Abortion
Comments (0) - April 16, 2007
Kinda makes you wonder how the man sleeps at night, doesn't it?
Comments (0) - April 15, 2007
The man knew of which he spoke
Comments (1) - April 14, 2007
Rights?? We don't need no stinkin' rights....
Comments (0) - April 13, 2007
...and our dignity
Comments (0) - April 11, 2007
If you have to brag about it, you ain't got it
Comments (0) - April 10, 2007
Corrupt, inept...and built to stay that way
Comments (0) - April 9, 2007
I mean, really...isn't the Constitution just a g-----n piece of paper?
Comments (0) - April 8, 2007
Apparently, the drinking of blood and feasting on the flesh of young virgins will be a late-night snack
Comments (0) - April 8, 2007
You mean Britney Spears isn't bigger than the Beatles??
Comments (0) - April 7, 2007
Hey, libtards!! How 'bout rooting for America for a change??
Comments (0) - April 4, 2007
This is what you get for voting Republican, eh?
Comments (0) - April 1, 2007
There's a reason why the Beastie Boys and Eminem are the only white guys who can rap
Comments (0) - March 31, 2007
So, how's that "victory in Iraq" thing working out for you?
Comments (2) - March 27, 2007
Because he'd have to own up to the lies and the criminal dishonesty
Comments (1) - March 26, 2007
We can only hope that this week will be as entertaining
Comments (0) - March 22, 2007
Surely, no one can claim to be shocked...and don't call me Shirley....
Comments (0) - March 11, 2007
Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry...or worry about being held accountable
Comments (0) - March 9, 2007
So tell us how you really feel....
Comments (0) - March 8, 2007
Twenty minutes of news from the White House makes me want to toss my breakfast
Comments (0) - March 7, 2007
Somewhere, Niccolo Machiavelli is smiling
Comments (1) - March 6, 2007
O Irony, thy name art Kevin Kiley
Comments (0) - February 26, 2007
We begin bombing in five minutes....
Comments (1) - February 22, 2007
Fox News is having a Democratic Presidential debate...and I for one, can't wait!
Comments (0) - February 20, 2007
Yeah, but he's our jack@$$
Comments (1) - February 18, 2007
Uh...don't we vote in November??
Comments (1) - February 14, 2007
All it takes is a little hard work....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2007
It's good to be forgiven
Comments (3) - January 26, 2007
Since when have "politicians" and "courage" ever been used in the same sentence?
Comments (0) - January 25, 2007
My new hero....
Comments (0) - January 23, 2007
I didn't get it because I couldn't admit that my President's a murdering, lying thug
Comments (0) - January 21, 2007
This is what happens when a man will do ANYTHING to be President
Comments (0) - January 20, 2007
Hail Satan, Prince of Darkness
Comments (0) - January 19, 2007
'Cuz in the end it's really about your stock portfolio
Comments (0) - January 18, 2007
Ignorant bigotry is more than a river in Egypt
Comments (0) - January 17, 2007
I couldn't have said it better myself
Comments (2) - January 16, 2007
Republican Gay Mafia- three words never before used in the same sentence
Comments (0) - January 15, 2007
'Tis better to be thought a mean-spirited, hateful troll than to be Ann Coulter and remove any lingering doubt
Comments (4) - January 14, 2007
The great thing about being Conservative is that you never need proof...or a functional sense of decency
Comments (0) - January 13, 2007
As if being an elected Congressman isn't sufficient proof of one's fealty
Comments (0) - January 12, 2007
So, when's the last time you looked in a mirror, Cal?
Comments (0) - January 11, 2007
That was then...this is...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (0) - January 10, 2007
Neal Boortz...a living, breathing argument for abortion
Comments (0) - January 9, 2007
That was then. This is now. And now we're so f#$%&d....
Comments (0) - January 8, 2007
So what does it say when you can't even speak in complete sentences?
Comments (4) - January 7, 2007
Yep...if can't defeat them by force of superior logic, you can always just gratuitously insult them, eh?
Comments (0) - January 6, 2007
Everybody wants to rule the world...Glenn Beck thinks he actually does
Comments (0) - January 5, 2007
If this happens, I've got dibs on Oregon and Washington....
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
I get to shovel the first spadeful of dirt on Hannity's coffin
Comments (0) - January 3, 2007
Or you could just send in the Waffen SS
Comments (0) - January 2, 2007
So tell us how you really feel
Comments (0) - January 1, 2007
You say that like it's a bad thing....
Comments (4) - December 29, 2006
Greetings from America, where even the heavily medicated can write letters to the editor
Comments (0) - December 28, 2006
What do you expect from a man born with a silver foot in his mouth?
Comments (1) - December 23, 2006
Well, thanks for clearing that one up
Comments (2) - December 20, 2006
So the Iraq Study Group was really just so much mental masturbation?
Comments (0) - December 18, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bill O'Reilly....
Comments (0) - December 17, 2006
And someone needs to keep cardiologists employed
Comments (0) - December 7, 2006
Uh, it's always about Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader
Comments (0) - December 5, 2006
Uh...maybe because there is no connection??
Comments (1) - December 4, 2006
Girls just wanna have fun....
Comments (1) - November 23, 2006
No more hunger? And you thought Republicans were mean, greedy, and selfish. Wait, they are....
Comments (0) - November 23, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bill O'Reilly and remove all doubt
Comments (0) - November 20, 2006
San Francisco values? It's not like the Crawford values have been working.
Comments (0) - November 16, 2006
Time to get a life, eh?
Comments (0) - November 13, 2006
Welcome to the Brave New World!
Comments (0) - November 1, 2006
When you have nothing to offer, this is about what you can expect
Comments (0) - October 22, 2006
Before long, someone will be claiming it as the reason he's a Packers fan
Comments (0) - October 17, 2006
The higher your self-made pedestal, the harder your fall
Comments (0) - October 16, 2006
Unless I missed something, freedom of speech is still part of the Constitution
Comments (0) - October 15, 2006
Be afwaid...be vewy afwaid
Comments (0) - October 14, 2006
What goes around eventually comes back around
Comments (1) - October 13, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader and remove all doubt
Comments (0) - October 11, 2006
A victim of their own bigotry?
Comments (0) - October 9, 2006
So do I...and that's exactly why I use it
Comments (1) - October 8, 2006
'Cuz it's (really not) all about the children
Comments (0) - October 6, 2006
Fiddling while Rome burns?
Comments (0) - October 5, 2006
If there's one thing Republicans can do, it's orchestrate a good cover-up
Comments (0) - October 4, 2006
Vote Republican. Do it for the children.
Comments (1) - October 1, 2006
Another Republican working to advance the Homosexual Agenda?
Comments (0) - September 24, 2006
I'm surprised it's only 25%
Comments (0) - September 23, 2006
As are we all....
Comments (0) - September 22, 2006
We just have a strange way of showing it
Comments (1) - September 21, 2006
Why are we so afraid of ignorance and reaction?
Comments (0) - September 20, 2006
And they ought to be shot
Comments (2) - September 18, 2006
Because Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader created his own terrorist threat
Comments (0) - September 17, 2006
Ewww...thanks for that mental picture....
Comments (0) - September 16, 2006
It only looks like fascism
Comments (0) - September 15, 2006
"Compassionate Conservatism" is neither
Comments (0) - September 14, 2006
Because being a Christian means never having to answer to mere mortals
Comments (0) - August 21, 2006
Accountability...more than just a good idea
Comments (0) - August 19, 2006
All it takes is one person to do the right thing
Comments (0) - August 16, 2006
Duhhh....
Comments (0) - August 15, 2006
Silly wabbit; he's a Republican...it's what they do.
Comments (0) - August 14, 2006
Stay what course?
Comments (0) - August 13, 2006
Propaganda is a wondrous thing, ain't it?
Comments (0) - August 7, 2006
So saith the C-Student-in-Chief
Comments (0) - August 4, 2006
Hypocrisy knows no boundaries
Comments (3) - July 29, 2006
And, just like that, we have a new and different excuse for hating those who think and live differently
Comments (5) - July 28, 2006
And you'd have to say this government is a miserable failure
Comments (1) - July 26, 2006
Stupid is as stupid votes
Comments (0) - July 24, 2006
Uh...can I have my thesaurus back now??
Comments (1) - July 20, 2006
How many different ways are there to say that the man is an idiot?
Comments (0) - July 16, 2006
And all parties should immediately 'de-misinterpretate' each other
Comments (0) - July 15, 2006
Proof that irony is not dead
Comments (0) - July 7, 2006
And the other 10% stayed home to pray for Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader
Comments (0) - July 5, 2006
Apparently, too much Kool-Aid is NOT a good thing
Comments (0) - July 4, 2006
I couldn't agree more
Comments (2) - July 3, 2006
OK, but how do you train for it?
Comments (1) - July 1, 2006
It would be easier to just call us "Liberals", wouldn't it??
Comments (0) - June 30, 2006
Replace "Communists" with "Republicans"...and welcome to the New World Order
Comments (0) - June 27, 2006
It's almost July...yep, time to pander to our Conservative base
Comments (0) - June 24, 2006
Greetings from Cloud Cuckoo Land, #2
Comments (0) - June 23, 2006
Greetings from Cloud Cuckoo Land
Comments (0) - June 22, 2006
Yeah, but people marry Republicans all the time
Comments (0) - June 21, 2006
Ah, those were good times....
Comments (0) - June 19, 2006
Jeez...warn a guy, willya???
Comments (0) - June 18, 2006
Hey, a girl's gotta eat
Comments (0) - June 16, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be elected to Congress and remove all doubt
Comments (2) - June 15, 2006
...and no respect or dignity
Comments (0) - June 13, 2006
No wonder they always seem so untroubled
Comments (0) - June 12, 2006
Right; there was a very fine line between the Nazis and the Founding Fathers
Comments (0) - June 11, 2006
Panderers are as panderers do
Comments (0) - June 10, 2006
Because no matter what happens, Liberals are to blame
Comments (0) - June 9, 2006
Yummm....
Comments (0) - June 8, 2006
Therefore, we are superior to you less-worthy mere mortals
Comments (1) - June 7, 2006
Because fear,ignorance, and prejudice are perfectly legitimate political tools
Comments (0) - June 6, 2006
And nothing works to perpetuate that belief better than narrow bigotry and hatred
Comments (0) - June 5, 2006
How else are our children going to learn the truth?
Comments (0) - June 3, 2006
Apparently, hatred never takes a holiday
Comments (4) - May 31, 2006
Truly the Worst President Ever
Comments (0) - May 30, 2006
Because (the) freedom (of other countries) isn't free
Comments (2) - May 27, 2006
Power to the sheeple
Comments (0) - May 26, 2006
There's also a special place in Hell waiting for him
Comments (1) - May 25, 2006
Ya gotta start somewhere....
Comments (0) - May 22, 2006
Kneepads are optional, of course
Comments (0) - May 10, 2006
One down, 59 million to go
Comments (2) - May 9, 2006
Yeah, whodathunkit??
Comments (0) - May 7, 2006
I want cheese fries, and I want them now
Comments (0) - May 6, 2006
America, we have a wiener...er, winner....
Comments (1) - May 3, 2006
And reality sure ain't what it used to be
Comments (0) - May 2, 2006
Revisionist History: It's not just for Stalinists anymore
Comments (0) - April 27, 2006
With friends like this, who needs enemas?
Comments (0) - April 25, 2006
Thirdly, I believe that we have the God-given right to force our system on the rest of the world
Comments (0) - April 24, 2006
Hypocrites 'R' Us
Comments (1) - April 23, 2006
"Restoring honor & dignity"... *snicker*
Comments (0) - April 19, 2006
Greetings from Robber Baron Nation
Comments (0) - April 18, 2006
2375 dead Americans later, and NOW he's discovering the virtues of honesty??
Comments (0) - April 17, 2006
And none of his powerful friends will be there for him
Comments (0) - April 13, 2006
It's all about the money
Comments (0) - April 12, 2006
Perhaps more of us should file joint returns
Comments (2) - April 11, 2006
Who was here first?
Comments (0) - April 9, 2006
You do NOT want to know how much it's going to cost to mow your lawn
Comments (0) - April 5, 2006
I love the smell of corruption and self-righteousness in the morning
Comments (0) - April 4, 2006
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
Comments (0) - April 3, 2006
On the Expressway to Hell at 90 MPH
Comments (0) - March 31, 2006
Deja vu all over again
Comments (0) - March 23, 2006
Stop your whining and take it like a man
Comments (0) - March 22, 2006
Hmm...I must be a traitor
Comments (0) - March 21, 2006
And it's as American as baseball, apple pie, and sex
Comments (0) - March 20, 2006
Then again, voting Republican IS easier than thinking
Comments (0) - March 19, 2006
So oral sex really IS worse than lying 2314 soldiers to their deaths?
Comments (0) - March 18, 2006
So much for checks and balances....
Comments (0) - March 17, 2006
Ain't propaganda a wondrous thing??
Comments (0) - March 16, 2006
Those who don't understand history are...oh, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (0) - March 15, 2006
Yeah, but it's not like there was any oil at stake
Comments (0) - March 14, 2006
Too bad the President in question was Bill Clinton
Comments (0) - March 14, 2006
It's not genocide if there's no oil involved, right?
Comments (0) - March 13, 2006
And we just stood by and watched
Comments (0) - March 10, 2006
Right; and I'm the Queen of England
Comments (1) - March 8, 2006
Profiles in (not exactly) courage
Comments (0) - March 7, 2006
Vote Republican...it sure is easier than thinking
Comments (0) - March 5, 2006
Just plain dumb
Comments (0) - March 4, 2006
It's OK, though; they're Republicans
Comments (0) - March 3, 2006
Truth is relative
Comments (0) - March 2, 2006
My child's an honor student, but my President's an idiot
Comments (0) - March 1, 2006
But he is Presidentiary, isn't he?
Comments (2) - February 24, 2006
Being a Republican VP means never having to say you're sorry
Comments (0) - February 23, 2006
So would I
Comments (0) - February 20, 2006
And Clinton didn't put anyone in the hospital
Comments (0) - February 19, 2006
Cult of personality
Comments (1) - February 18, 2006
Who's the Boss?
Comments (0) - February 14, 2006
Those who do not understand history are condemned to repeat it
Comments (0) - February 12, 2006
Yes, that would qualify as a bad day
Comments (0) - February 10, 2006
And radio was established to allow unattractive pundits easier access to the mainstream of society
Comments (1) - February 9, 2006
Greetings from the President of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club
Comments (0) - February 8, 2006
I wonder if this includes his gay son?
Comments (0) - February 7, 2006
So I guess that whole "Christian charity" thing was a smokescreen?
Comments (0) - February 6, 2006
Funny...he left out "eat their young"
Comments (0) - February 5, 2006
Yeah, we're sending Fundamentalists to the ovens by the hundreds
Comments (0) - February 4, 2006
I don't write 'em; I just give 'em an audience
Comments (1) - February 4, 2006
Won't you join the Fighting Yellow Elephants?
Comments (0) - February 3, 2006
OK, so he wasn't a math major....
Comments (0) - February 2, 2006
Well, this would certainly justify my self-esteem issues
Comments (0) - February 1, 2006
So that's how it works....
Comments (0) - January 31, 2006
I must have slept through these classes
Comments (0) - January 30, 2006
OK...but you go first....
Comments (0) - January 29, 2006
Arrongant and built to stay that way, #1
Comments (0) - January 28, 2006
And the rest of us will just have to settle for whatever crumbs fall off the table
Comments (0) - January 27, 2006
Apparently, Timothy McVeigh was a Muslim. Who knew??
Comments (0) - January 26, 2006
They belong in re-education camps
Comments (2) - January 25, 2006
And it's not nearly as messy as a tube of Astroglide and a box of Kleenex
Comments (0) - January 24, 2006
But He apparently does hear the prayers of those who vote Republican
Comments (0) - January 23, 2006
Not bad, coming from perhaps the stupidest man ever to walk the halls of Congress
Comments (0) - January 22, 2006
And George W. Bush will be declared Emperor-for-Life
Comments (1) - January 21, 2006
Perhaps a good, long look in the mirror might be in order
Comments (0) - January 20, 2006
And he wonders why his poll numbers are in the crapper?
Comments (0) - January 19, 2006
And teaching them WHAT to think sure beats teaching them HOW to think, eh?
Comments (1) - January 18, 2006
Well, we can hope that you'll be reincarnated as a cockroach
Comments (0) - January 17, 2006
Well, that would explain all of the child-size brown shirts in your office, eh?
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
So this whole "one man, one vote" thing is redundant?
Comments (0) - January 15, 2006
If an Evangelical Republican falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does he even make a sound?
Comments (0) - January 12, 2006
If it's about Republican and/or Christian values, then I'm the Queen of England
Comments (0) - January 10, 2006
At his first campaign stop, he's going to chop-block Rick Santorum
Comments (0) - January 9, 2006
And Wilt's not talking....
Comments (0) - January 8, 2006
Perhaps Bill O'Reilly has an explanation....
Comments (0) - January 5, 2006
Only 60%???
Comments (2) - January 4, 2006
Well, no one can say he doesn't have a plan....
Comments (0) - January 3, 2006
Oxymoron alert....
Comments (0) - January 2, 2006
That day is now
Comments (0) - December 30, 2005
Is that the Almighty in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
Comments (0) - December 29, 2005
Just wait until you see what happens when you say "fellatio".....
Comments (0) - December 28, 2005
We are so f----d....
Comments (0) - December 26, 2005
That was then...this is now
Comments (0) - December 25, 2005
Spreading good cheer everywhere, aren't we?
Comments (0) - December 24, 2005
But at least we're winning the war in Iraq, eh??
Comments (0) - December 23, 2005
...or by watching Fox News Channel
Comments (0) - December 20, 2005
Yes, Our Glorious Leader is a believer in the Big Lie theory
Comments (0) - December 19, 2005
Yeah, I know; I'd want answers from Our Glorious Leader on these questions as well
Comments (0) - December 18, 2005
So, we're anti-Bush, then??
Comments (0) - December 17, 2005
Amen....
Comments (0) - December 13, 2005
Panem et circenses
Comments (0) - December 12, 2005
War on Christmas? More like a war on common sense.
Comments (0) - December 11, 2005
Why, yes, I do believe I'll Supersize that....
Comments (0) - December 7, 2005
Who says politics isn't personal?
Comments (0) - November 28, 2005
Paybacks are a real &!#^@, eh?
Comments (0) - November 25, 2005
Hey, 51% of y'all voted for the idiot
Comments (0) - November 14, 2005
Breathtakingly stupid? Youbetcha....
Comments (0) - November 12, 2005
Well, there are still a few more cars left to burn
Comments (1) - November 11, 2005
And I am the Queen of England
Comments (0) - November 2, 2005
He'll only be getting what he deserves
Comments (0) - November 1, 2005
I'll bet you even money that you'll pass out before Happy Hour
Comments (0) - October 28, 2005
Do you smell what "The Rock" is cooking??
Comments (0) - October 27, 2005
At least Democrats face the responsibility up front
Comments (0) - February 23, 2005
Lower than you might think.... - February 22, 2005
The truth generally hurts.... - February 21, 2005
Do you know where your tax dollars are? - February 19, 2005
If Canada can do this, why are we so thoroughly incapable of the same thing?
Comments (1) - February 17, 2005
Sounds like a George W. Bush stump speech, eh?
Comments (1) - February 15, 2005
In this case, Evil wears a suit and tie and calls himself a "Compassionate Conservative"
Comments (2) - February 14, 2005
Must be that Yale edumication.... - February 13, 2005
But he's sure taking care of his neo-Conservative friends - February 12, 2005
Sure, it means 1500 dead American soldiers.... - February 11, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$....
Comments (1) - February 10, 2005
Four more years of Liar's Poker - February 8, 2005
'Cuz he's too busy allowing Americans to die in order to prop us his corrupt regime - January 28, 2005
How about doing something that actually matters? Or is your patriotism really that shallow and jingoistic? - January 26, 2005
Yeah, I know; I can't believe I'm quoting Pat Buchanan, either
Comments (1) - January 25, 2005
But the memories will always be with us - January 20, 2005
And you thought your miserable, pointless existence sucks.... - January 18, 2005
Ignore the similarities at your own peril
Comments (1) - January 17, 2005
Film at 11.... - January 15, 2005
Words to live by - January 14, 2005
Pave Paradise and make it a parking lot - January 13, 2005
Perhaps Goebbels knew what he was talking about - January 12, 2005
It could happen - January 11, 2005
Off with my head! - January 10, 2005
Bravo...someone calling the hypocrites out...it's about damn time.... - January 8, 2005
As do I.... - January 7, 2005
Wake me when they drop the Big One, OK? - January 4, 2005
Shh...Compassionate Conservatism at work - January 1, 2005
Why blame nature when we're busy trying to do it ourselves? - December 30, 2004
So much for the Compassionate Conservative thing
Comments (1) - December 29, 2004
But it sure did help elect Dubya....
Comments (5) - December 25, 2004
Amen.... - December 21, 2004
And our number one import? Body bags. - December 15, 2004
Provided by the President we have, not necessarily the one we want - December 14, 2004
The devil is in the details, and they don't want us thinking about the details - December 13, 2004
Because it was never about preventing terrorism. It was about electing George W. Bush - December 11, 2004
This is true unless you're Republican, in which case right is whatever you can convince the electorate that it is - December 10, 2004
And we're all feeling patriotic, aren't we? - December 9, 2004
Because invading Muslim countries is the Christian thing to do? - December 8, 2004
Of course, that doesn't stop them from passing judgement
Comments (2) - December 7, 2004
So George won't be dropping the puck at a Maple Leafs game any time soon? - December 6, 2004
Truer now more than ever - December 5, 2004
The real criminals have no intention of fighting OR dying - December 4, 2004
We just elected the school bully
Comments (1) - December 3, 2004
A lesson the current occupant of the White House could stand to learn - December 2, 2004
Silly me: all this time I'd been thinking that the responsibility of the intellgence community was to protect America.... - December 1, 2004
It's their own fault; if they weren't poor, they wouldn't have had to enlist
Comments (1) - November 30, 2004
And he also plans on dabbling in Romanian dwarf porn - November 29, 2004
A man can dream, can't he? - November 27, 2004
When all that matters is winning....
Comments (1) - November 26, 2004
Which certainly rules out this President - November 25, 2004
Unless you just won re-election - November 24, 2004
Jeez, if they booked James Carville, someone's head would've exploded - November 23, 2004
The real threat to freedom - November 22, 2004
How sad is it when even the Russians feel sorry for us?
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
God's plan? Only if your God is corrupt and venal.
Comments (6) - November 20, 2004
Titillation knows no party affiliation
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